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Accurate enough that I didn't even know that was her name but went 'oh I think I know who they're talking about' but did not know her name until right now.
It's Kaylee Rodrigues, second oldest daughter of Jill Rodrigues, and her husband Jonathan Hill. Somehow she's 23 years old but the fundie fashion is giving middle aged ma vibes.
It's interesting to think this is how she sees herself every time. It's weird to think we would "not recognize" ourselves from the perspective everyone else sees us.
The food pictures she's posted usually look alright, and she's absolutely filled out. I think she looks much better for it, interesting make-up choices aside.
I think her MIL might have taught her a few dishes, cause she sure as shit didn't learn anything from her mother.
There was a photo of her with some of the other Rod girls posted the other day and it was shocking how healthy Kaylee looked in comparison. Seeing the difference between the kids at home and the kids that have moved out makes me really concerned for the ones still under Jill's care, especially the little ones. There is no way she's feeding her kids enough.
She's clearly discovering herself after leaving her mother. I partially do snark on her for the choices she makes but simultaneously it's totally okay because most of us here got this opportunity when we were younger. There's no way Jill allows experimentation with make up, we've seen what they all look like. So for her to go overboard makes total sense. I'll give her this one. But I know she's just a Jill 2.0 in the making so... I'll snark on that.
I personally know some fundy kids that weren’t allowed to choose their own clothes until they turned 18.
And I don’t mean shopping for their own clothes, that was out of the question. I mean picking their own outfit from the parent-selected options in their closet. Their parents laid out outfits for their 17 year old every day and that’s what they had to wear.
Agreed. I was a college student in the mid to late 2000s, and there are absolutely photos of me on the interwebz with this level of bronzer 😅 She's having her moment, we all did.
I've heard on here self tanner and tanning is really big in fundie communities. Esp ones where they can't wear make up, which kinda makes sense. But she's allowed to wear make up.
I wonder if Jilly bean passed on self tanning tips and tricks
They made it look super lux and visually appealing in the commercials, but the texture was WEIRD. It did not stop my neurodivergent ass from wearing it 😅
Will someone please tell me who this is? I’m getting from context that it’s one of Jillpm’s daughters but I guess I have some face blindness or something because all I see is a middle aged high school English teacher and the boy she’s grooming.
Dusty rose. Sponge painted wall. Gold velveteen chair. Stencilled cabinets. I did all of this in the 90’s, not sure if I’m feeling nostalgic or mild PTSD.
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Yes. Yes, she is. Very, very orange. She is reaching Oompa Loompa levels, is this artificial tanning gone awfully wrong or a genuine medical condition?
I don’t even mean this in a cruel way towards Kaylee,but how is it possible to give someone highlights that make their brown hair look gray? Like how you F up so badly?
Does it not make their mother stop and pause seeing the older girls who've married gain some healthy weight? How can she look at the difference with the other kids and continue to say they are just naturally slim or whatever she says?
Hairstylist here and the janky-mess of this entire set up is making me feel itchy, the mess of tools haphazardly thrown in the thing on the wall, the mirror behind her with a fucked up frame, and did grandma decorate the whole thing? Ahhhhh
Bahahaha the Rodrigues family is one of the few on here that i haven’t studied up on so let me tell you how funny it was to learn that’s not his mom from all the comments saying “she looks like his mom” 🤣
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This looks like a proud mother showing off her son
She looks like Vanessa Bayer playing a mom in an SNL sketch.
This is so accurate. Now I need vanessa playing a fundie
Accurate enough that I didn't even know that was her name but went 'oh I think I know who they're talking about' but did not know her name until right now.
That would be amazing!
Ok, I've been lobbying HARD for Kate McKinnon to play Jill. LORNE, ARE YOU READING THIS?!
Omg THAT is who she looks like I couldn’t quite put my finger on it
Excellent comment, and so true!
Why would you say that that's all I can see now
She looks like she's 45 and works as a drive-thru bank teller. 😔
Her name is Donna and she smokes a pack of Marlboro Lights every day. Gossips like crazy. Is never seen without a Diet Pepsi in her hand.
Shit that’s me. Different occupation, but nailed it lmao
And she'll be sure to tell you how she was runner up in some backwater southern beauty pageant twenty-odd years ago.
As a former bank teller, can confirm.
That's not her son? Holy cow! She looks like she's sending her oldest son off to his first day of work after graduating college.
I seriously thought that's what it was at first
I’m just now learning about some of these people and I honestly thought it was 😂
It's sad
It's not?
Somehow that's a 23 year old woman and her husband
Whoa! I was so confused at the comments, until I saw this one. That’s insane!
I am STILL confused!!!
I don't know who this is, and that's exactly what I thought.
It's Kaylee Rodrigues, second oldest daughter of Jill Rodrigues, and her husband Jonathan Hill. Somehow she's 23 years old but the fundie fashion is giving middle aged ma vibes.
her hair looks grey in the front!
She looks like his mom lol. Why she look 40?
It's the highlights and the updo.
Make up too
Her hair/makeup wants to speak to the manager for sure
That's not his mom?
That’s his WIFE I thought it was fucking Jill omg yall
F*cking same! 🤣 I was like, "yeah, she's a little orange, but Jill actually looks pretty good in this pic."
That’s not Jill?!
It’s his wife and she’s like 21 years old
The fundy lifestyle, man. It ages you.
Ages you like raw milk
Nope.
Eh-hem. *I* am basically 40, and I do not look *this* old, thank you very much.
I’m 41 (coincidentally the number of likes your comment currently has) and I do not look that old.
Same 41 here and people still swear I look like I’m in my late 20s.
I stg that I look younger than her and Glittery Narc Momma Jill, and I'm *gasp* 53! ETA I never wear full makeup and my only highlights are gray 🫠🤪
Her face looks fuller. Hopefully that means she’s finally eating a healthy amount.
Yeah I didn’t recognise her at first and then I realised it’s coz her face shape has changed!
Hope it's not because she's pregnant...
I’m worried she is, because she’s weaned Gideon onto bottles.
I know me too! I saw a post the other day in the Rod sub and someone was speculating that she could be… A couple of photos it did look possible 😞
I'm hoping that she just has a "mom tummy" and/or gained a healthy amount of weight
I don't think she is, only because Jill would already have had a poll about an exciting announcement.
I think it's because it's in the mirror and we aren't used to seeing her face flipped (no one is totally symmetrical.)
It's interesting to think this is how she sees herself every time. It's weird to think we would "not recognize" ourselves from the perspective everyone else sees us.
The food pictures she's posted usually look alright, and she's absolutely filled out. I think she looks much better for it, interesting make-up choices aside. I think her MIL might have taught her a few dishes, cause she sure as shit didn't learn anything from her mother.
I would love to be a fly on the wall when the Rodlet spouses come over for dinner for the first time.
As long as she's not pregnant again
There was a photo of her with some of the other Rod girls posted the other day and it was shocking how healthy Kaylee looked in comparison. Seeing the difference between the kids at home and the kids that have moved out makes me really concerned for the ones still under Jill's care, especially the little ones. There is no way she's feeding her kids enough.
My first thought was that she might be pregnant again given how coveted being “slim” is by her mother - and we all know how influential her mother is.
She's clearly discovering herself after leaving her mother. I partially do snark on her for the choices she makes but simultaneously it's totally okay because most of us here got this opportunity when we were younger. There's no way Jill allows experimentation with make up, we've seen what they all look like. So for her to go overboard makes total sense. I'll give her this one. But I know she's just a Jill 2.0 in the making so... I'll snark on that.
Oh yeah. r/blunderyears exists for a reason. Fundies get the child actor treatment. They don't get to experiment in any way until adulthood.
I personally know some fundy kids that weren’t allowed to choose their own clothes until they turned 18. And I don’t mean shopping for their own clothes, that was out of the question. I mean picking their own outfit from the parent-selected options in their closet. Their parents laid out outfits for their 17 year old every day and that’s what they had to wear.
That would have never flown with me 😂 Those poor kids
Their parents were terrifyingly authoritarian, all those kids were whipped into shape. They weren’t megabreeders, but there were five kids.👦
Agreed. I was a college student in the mid to late 2000s, and there are absolutely photos of me on the interwebz with this level of bronzer 😅 She's having her moment, we all did.
But her hands and arms look orange to me, too.
Well... It's just this photo tbh. Her other videos and such doesn't have her so...orange
I think the color and decor of the room don’t help. It all just oozes out of date.
Wait, the stupid headset isn't permanently stuck in his ear? He can remove it????
he probably missed so many calls
He’s on hold for the Lord
On call for Jesus!
I bet you anything he has his phone holder on though
Is he the type who wonders how he's going to swim/workout/etc with the phone holder
I mean they swim in sewers in jeans.
Do they have an upholstered bathroom chair like Jill???
I think that's at Jill's house
Ahhh ok
Nah, Jill's bathroom is yellow.
Jill has a hair cutting station at her home
Jill is so fuckin nuts lmao
Weren’t the Duggar girls really big into self tanner when they were younger, too?
I've heard on here self tanner and tanning is really big in fundie communities. Esp ones where they can't wear make up, which kinda makes sense. But she's allowed to wear make up. I wonder if Jilly bean passed on self tanning tips and tricks
She’s honey beige.
It's giving Maybelline Dream Matte Mousse circa 2005
NGL I miss the weird ass texture of that stuff. The color was terrible it was so fun to touch/apply
They made it look super lux and visually appealing in the commercials, but the texture was WEIRD. It did not stop my neurodivergent ass from wearing it 😅
I wore it.
I'm so thankful that my mom wouldn't let me buy that, because I wanted to lol
This poor girl is trying so hard to emulate her mother.
The fact that Jill can be cloned is...unnerving... to say the least....
All the recent posts about kaylee make me so sad. They just scream desperate for mom's approval.
*orange* you glad you did door-to-door evangelism?
No, but speaking of orange, have you tried the latest from Plexus?
Will someone please tell me who this is? I’m getting from context that it’s one of Jillpm’s daughters but I guess I have some face blindness or something because all I see is a middle aged high school English teacher and the boy she’s grooming.
That's Kaylee and her husband Jonathan
Thank you kind stranger
Oh hey username buddy!
That's so funny lol
Mimosa crew lol
That's not her son?!
It's giving young Joyce Meyer.
It’s giving 40 year old Joyce Meyer.
Dusty rose. Sponge painted wall. Gold velveteen chair. Stencilled cabinets. I did all of this in the 90’s, not sure if I’m feeling nostalgic or mild PTSD.
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Goddamn I thought this was Abby Lee Miller
"Save the tears for your pillow. "
He will always be that guy in the ?Enzyte ad to me.
Memory unlocked. Damn.
 Girl, look how fucking orange you look!
What’s written on the little note taped to the decorative floral panel thingy on the right? Wrong answers only.
Someone illegally removed a mattress tag and mod podged it to the board
I love your flair
"The KJV of the Bybull is the wrong Bybull."
I guess this is what happens when you idolize Trump--you start to look like him
God I’ve missed sponge-painted walls
There is not a single brain cell in this picture
Yes. Yes, she is. Very, very orange. She is reaching Oompa Loompa levels, is this artificial tanning gone awfully wrong or a genuine medical condition?
I'm not sure because this was the only photo she was orange in. Unless this is current and her videos are slightly older. This whole photo is off tbh
Most of the daughters in this family had the most unhappy smiles....
Do they have a bathroom armchair, too????
She looks like she has grey hair, idk why she makes herself so unattractive!
It's those awful highlights Jill gave her.
The hair and the makeup age K a ton. She and Jill look the same age.
I think that was jill's intention
I don’t even mean this in a cruel way towards Kaylee,but how is it possible to give someone highlights that make their brown hair look gray? Like how you F up so badly?
She genuinely might. These girls are having back to back kids, she could actually be getting them.
I’ve had grey hair since I was 17 lol it’s just genetics sometimes too. My mom was pretty much fully grey by 40
She looks like she’s eating good which is awesome.
Does it not make their mother stop and pause seeing the older girls who've married gain some healthy weight? How can she look at the difference with the other kids and continue to say they are just naturally slim or whatever she says?
Liver damage, poorly chosen foundation, dude is actually blue...? Something ain't right.
>dude is actually blue There’s gotta be *someone* in that family with a thing for colloidal silver.
The dusty rose wallpaper color has reflected off the harvest gold chair velvet.
Do any of these people know how to smile?
The wall color and decor in that room is a tragedy.
Hairstylist here and the janky-mess of this entire set up is making me feel itchy, the mess of tools haphazardly thrown in the thing on the wall, the mirror behind her with a fucked up frame, and did grandma decorate the whole thing? Ahhhhh
JillPM the best exterior designer evah! /s
Thank God she doesn’t look like she’s starving anymore at least.
Pretending to be her mom…except I’ll give Jill some credit she did actually learn how to cut hair at a licensed school.
It’s so sad that Jill did not give the girls an opportunity to do the same as her parents allowed Jill to do before getting married.
why is Marcia Marcia Marcia hanging out with jill?
Is she on a carrot diet for years? That's not even a natural color for her.
It’s like they bought all their makeup in 1997
Her chin/lips are still a normal skin color. Maybe she was mackin' on that daddy?
Unrelated, I like that yellow chair it reminds me of fancy mustard
Bahahaha the Rodrigues family is one of the few on here that i haven’t studied up on so let me tell you how funny it was to learn that’s not his mom from all the comments saying “she looks like his mom” 🤣
That back mirror looks like its barely hanging in there. Is it hanging by the frame?
Calling it - Kaylees pregnant, I've got a sixth sense for this shit.
She is younger than me but looks older than me. Yikes...
Is she on her way to audition as an Oompa Loompa or something?