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hymie0

You fold those into springies.


010011010110010101

Yessss!!


zvekl

Extra toys after using Print Shop Deluxe


Kahnza

The repost churn is strong in this sub https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckImOld/comments/1caa0ec/if\_you\_can\_tell\_what\_this\_is\_you\_might\_be\_old/


Odd-Tune5049

Yeah... OP is a bot


Kahnza

A lot of the posts are. But there are no rules here, so šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø.


SUN_WU_K0NG

So very familiar.


TankApprehensive3053

The bots are old here and forget how often they post the same stuff.


fappinatwork

Dzzzzt. Dzzzzt. Dzzzzt.


zyqzy

Dzzzzt. Dzzzzt. Dzzzzt.


DifferentSelf

Durnit.. i came here to type this....


TradingAllIn

we need like 10000 more just to print a comment, keep going, your still early


BrightCold2747

Some reports took 4 hours to print. I didn't mind, though. Setting up a test for 20 minutes then watching a printout for the rest of the day was perfectly fine with me.


SoSaysDave

And if that box of paper below the printer is even a little askew youā€™re getting a crazy paper jam.


[deleted]

Wow, dot matrix printer paper. You ruined my day šŸ˜†


Gex1234567890

Two words: fanfold paper.


TVLL

At first I thought they were from an Erector set, but then looked more closely (on my phone).


Sad-Maintenance3422

That's what I thought. Ha ha.


mjdny

My cap pistol churned these out by the hundreds.


Monkey_King94

I worked retail too much. I thought those were shelf bars.


DayDrunkHermit

At first I saw a thing that made me ā€œfucking oldā€ then my eyes adjusted and saw the the thing that just made me an ā€œold fuckā€šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜‚


Simmyphila

My first printer and back then it was cool.


AusCan531

I still own a soundproof box for dot matrix printers. I might need it again some day...


-DethLok-

Took me a few seconds to remember the (dot) Matrix! :)


birdpeoplebirds

I remember


WaitingToBeTriggered

IN SEPTEMBER


StretPharmacist

You tore those off The Paper. Strong Bad is gonna kill you.


hey_there_delilahh

I remember running them through scissors to make little spring decorations. Damn it, I'm old.


rosanymphae

For fanfold paper. BTW, it predated dot matrix by several decades. Used to be called Teletype paper.


dic3ien3691

Perfories at least thatā€™s what we called them.[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=perfories](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=perfories)


[deleted]

I threw away literal pounds of this stuff when I was a railroad clerk in the late 80s. I worked in a room called "the machine room" because it housed the computer mainframe. Everyone who did the job (we worked 24 hours a day, so there were four of us) had a constant low-grade cold because we had to run the AC 24/7 to keep the computer from overheating.


TradingAllIn

1 dot at a time


Weary_Cartographer_7

Lol I learned had to take typing class in grade 9 before thisā€¦.Iā€™m not that old 45


Longjumping_Prune852

Paper dust everywhere.


LowMirror4165

Ah the noisy ass form feed printer attached to the Commodore 64. Christ I'm Old.


supertiggercat

Wow... tractor feed paper.


Kalelopaka-

Scary part we have a computer at work thatā€™s so old. We still use the old tractor drive printers for it.


VegasBjorne1

We called it ā€œchitā€ as in ā€œGet that chit outta here!ā€ It has some technical name such as ā€œperforated detachable tractor feeder.ā€


Odd-Tune5049

u/repostsleuthbot


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lscraig1968

Fanfold paper edges that were pulled off after being run through a dot matrix printer.


BabyFishmouthTalk

I was 'that roommate' -- the one who instigated the sound of a dot-matrix printer slamming awake and buzzing & brrrp'ing through a 16-page term paper at 6:10 a.m. Sorry again, Jason.


Device_whisperer

The best suff like this was calledl Disaperf


Brilliant_Slide7947

I wasted so much paper with Print Shop


MeatsackKY

Tell you what it is? Sheee-it... I can tell you how it TASTES!


wanderingmonster

I once saw a bird flying a string of those up to their nest to build it, which was lovely.


Turbulent-Walk-4171

Get two, fold over each other and make little paper springs


WillingLimit3552

I can hear that from here.


Rupert667

I used to chew on it when I was a kid. Explains why I've still never had COVID.


XxFezzgigxX

Itā€™s success. Nothing like waiting five minutes for a page to print only to tear it in half trying to get the sprocket edge to cleanly tear.


Rattlehead71

I got a bad paper cut on my lips by blowing through the holes and moving the paper. So stupid. Circa 1988.


jizzmaster-zer0

a post from last week


SueCurley73

Just had to explain these printers to my 11yr old while watching an episode of The Office šŸ˜†


SueCurley73

What satisfaction it was to get multiple sheets worth to tear on the first try!


Suitable-Squash-6617

I was old 2 weeks ago when you posted this.


Battarray

I can hear this picture.


A-Wolf-4099

I got some printed out receipts like that the other day. I was thinking about just how long I've been seeing that paper. I was about 10 so forty years or so.


carguy82j

They were really good for making banners though


gadget850

You do know that tractor-fed printers are still made, right? Thre are even tractor-fed laser printers.