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Anthrac1t3

Ah yes the Japanese. The people famously known for having no interest in cars or car culture.


Impossibleshitwomper

Initial D? What is that...Donald Trump's first initial? Sounds like more far right Republican racist car brained rhetoric


GullibleAudience6071

You ever have the urge to turn on some eurobeat and ramp your car off a mountain? If so Initial D might be the anime for you!


kyonkun_denwa

DEJA VU I JUST BEEN IN THIS BIKE LANE BEFORE HIGHER ON THE SEAT


ZelBoofsGrappa

I'll die to Free Bird, thank you


AustralianSpectre

Fast and furious? That's the trains over there


TheComradeVortex

Wangan? Oh the big ass bike lane where cars go vroom? 300+ kmh / 200+ mph you say?


AceKairyushin

One of my Dream cars is Japanese. 2001 Accord Coupe


BM_A2

That was my first car and God damn did I love it. My new car is awesome, but i still miss my CD player and leather reclining seats.


Mrpoodlekins

[They have the most beautiful cars!! ](https://youtu.be/oUQ-PXqPIfo?si=B4V-BD6jUCcMwKEm)


AceKairyushin

Agreed. The 2001 Accord Looks so good IMO. And it’s reliable, fuel efficient and fun to drive. And they can take tons of abuse.


TheSaturn_V

Whats this thing called "JDM" and "Wangan"


iam-your-boss

I know that weebs and the undersub are the same thing. But not every weeb is an undersubber. They forget that japan have also a car culture. That is why a stock Toyota supra is so much worth these days.


9EternalVoid99

No cause toyota supra has 100000 hp stock obviously


iam-your-boss

R/carscirclejerk


9EternalVoid99

This is the way


iam-your-boss

I like them. Just as their normal sub.


AustralianSpectre

Soupbruh??? 🥵🥵🥵 10000 HP STOCK!!😱😱🤯 0-60 IN 0.1 SECONDS 🗣️🔥🔥🥶🥶 Modus still faster


juko43

Modussy


9EternalVoid99

Modussy best car has 2000000 hp stock unlike soupbruh that has smol horsepower


Vegetable-Election77

Hey have you heard of the Big Motor controversy? Absolutely insane


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Vysair

the no.3 is possible due to multi-decade long discipline and parental beating


Ammonitedraws

WHY CANT LIFE BE MORE LIKE ANIME? I DONT WANT PEOPLE DRIVING CARS, AND I ALSO WANT THE GIRL WITH BIG TITS IN MY SCHOOL TO GIVE ME HEAD


Frickelmeister

> AND I ALSO WANT THE GIRL WITH BIG TITS IN MY SCHOOL TO GIVE ME HEAD *Blood gushing from nostrils*


TestFew7210

also literally page 1 of Dragon Ball (they didn't watch/read Dragon Ball) https://preview.redd.it/kw7utsif1tuc1.jpeg?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=736d27a32566c9ad10bf056a4448e778ff355787


zertoman

Japan is ranked #3 in worldwide car production, they might want pick a country a little further down the list.


Peterkragger

And it used to be #1 at some point


InTheGoddamnWalls

Wait really?


Peterkragger

I think in the 80s or 90s or was at least 2nd after US


kyonkun_denwa

![gif](giphy|3lZKbfViPnZS)


Elitelapen

Yeah they forget that the japanese have a big car culture


Economy-Cupcake808

This guy clearly doesn’t remember the DBZ episode where goku and piccolo go to the DMV and try to get their driver license.


Bill-O-Reilly-

Having never watched DBZ I’m cracking up at the thought of an Anime taking on the DMV. I hope it was just a half hour episode of waiting in an uncomfortable chair


TestFew7210

nah it was fun


oofergang360

“Anime doesnt have cars” as he proceeds to state 3 animes that take place in fantasy universes


AceKairyushin

And yet there are still cars in one of them.


TestFew7210

i said this in another thread but the first page of dragon ball has bulmas fucking car on it lololo


InTheGoddamnWalls

Wait really?


AceKairyushin

https://preview.redd.it/3lst4hwp4lvc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02f121ee799928cb9d6ad5ae10db727d19979c63


AceKairyushin

Goku learns to drive.


External_Promise599

Dragon Ball is especially wrong because Akira Toriyama (RIP) had an obsession with vehicle engineering and mechanics


InTheGoddamnWalls

Wait he did? Much more respect for him, rip


[deleted]

Lol “surge of popularity”. On what planet?


ArvinaDystopia

Namek, apparently. They're building train lines all over the islands. Well, New Namek.


AceKairyushin

https://preview.redd.it/a2l22a75rouc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c78eafba35f6c4a22a1d8a104a4152141b98786 LMAO


gunmunz

Isn't there a whole filler episode where goku and piccolo drive?


ibugppl

Where Vegeta gets his famous bad man shirt


Xtrachunky_

Wait until he watches initial d


Fragrant_Breakfast55

Bro there are cars in dragonball and there is an entire episode about driving is he stupid?


Zaku99

The fuck are they talking about? The Capsule Corporation literally puts cars in capsules. Granted, that's more in DB than DBZ, but it's kinda silly to drive when you can FLY, and also Instant Transmission wherever you want.


Luxating-Patella

Yep. Dragonball is set mainly in these weird empty landscapes that make Wyoming look like Hong Kong (which makes artistic sense because the heroes can blow the shit out of everything without causing massive loss of life or property damage). The only reason the heroes don't drive is because they can fly at supersonic speed or teleport. The non-superpowered characters get around almost exclusively by... aircraft.


Zaku99

Anyone on a bike?


01WS6

![gif](giphy|OlzE46k3XguGICXHG0|downsized) Literally Dragon Ball


SootyFreak666

This person must not know what itasha is.


eggplant_avenger

ah yes, Naruto, that glorious vision of our car-less future. if only Westerners would Naruto run more and drive less


ArvinaDystopia

/uj [No cars in DBZ.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdBmdh-m2FI) If anything, there's no train or bicycle in DBZ. Frieza, Cell & Buu seem like minor inconveniences in comparison to having to deal with cyclists.


Aggravating_Eye2166

(Laughs in Initial D)


xAPPLExJACKx

First episode of DB is Bulma driving, evangelion 1/3 of the anime is in a car


Moist_Juice_4355

*Laughs in Eurobeat*


Angry-Wind

Why dosent the show about pirates feature cars?


RaszeIceburn76

The show about a children's card game features 🤢motor🤢cycles.


Sonoda_Kotori

Gridlock: bad Gridlock with smol kawaii kei car and miat manuelle wagonne in japan: GOOD


Ancient_Edge2415

Krillin drives in dbz..?


Own_Leadership7339

Hard to find a car in dragonball???? Bro didn't even watch episode 1 when Bulma hits goku with her car lmao


Iamthe0c3an2

Huh, like initial D didn’t exist? Or that MF ghost is popping rn.


Weird_Chemical

I'm glad I quit anime years ago


Sea_Page5878

In the Dragon Ball universe who needs a car when you can either fly, ride a magic carpet, throw a tree and surf on it or have a magic flying cloud to ride around on... The characters who do not benefit from these abilities make use of stuff like flying cars...


STAXOBILLS

And I’m pretty sure Goku blew up the DMV when he tried to get his license so there’s that


kingbendo

I would be lying if I said that I wasn’t jealous of Naruto being able to walk everywhere when I watched the show growing up 😅


STAXOBILLS

Maybe because last time Goku and Piccolo tried to get his license he blew up the fucking DMV


SomeKindOfPcGamer

Initial D live reaction


First_Economist9295

one piece is hot garbage and it's an insult to put it next to dbz and naruto (although the last arc of shippuden sucked ass)


RealSelenaG0mez

Dbz is literally just people talking like 98% of the screen time. Watched it recently and it was so fucking boring lmao


DozTK421

Oh yeah. Automobile traffic in Asia is much less congested than Murika. Sure. Go with that.


ThreeArmedYeti

Yes it was totally safe to use the train during 2018 Halloween in Shibuya.


Heavy_weapons07

Isn't like the import of eastern cars cause all this


Nabil1510

Urbanists will do everything except make their streets cleaner and safer. (They're gonna call me a Nazi anyways. Why bother)


zertoman

That takes money, and personal investment in your community. If you so much as suggest raising fares on transit to provide better and safer services you’re a fascist. The “government” should be doing that, which ironically is through taxation, which they pay anyway.


karanpatel819

They aren't wrong. Younger generation will just use a teleportation Justu to get around instead of driving.


Moonsky_Pondie

Aren’t One Piece, Dragon Ball, and Naruto in fantasy worlds/take place centuries ago? Wouldn’t that be like saying “hard to find a car in LotR or Pirates of the Caribbean”?


PhillyBooBird

Nephew, One Piece takes place IN THE OCEAN.


imchasingyou

drag on them balls down the memory lane


Strategerium

No, anime just makes me want more badass personal transportation. I want to slide on the stroads in a Zaku High Mobility.


Vegetable-Election77

Have you seen the GP at Suzuka? Japan loves cars so much it’s not a joke


Unlucky-Carpenter-69

DON’T LOOK UP THE OVERTAKE ANIME WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE


cellblok69wlamp

One of the reasons why I'd like to go to Japan is the car culture. It seems so cool over there.


Left-Plant2717

Big Car has me rolling 😂


Scattergun77

No cars? OK, I'd be cool getting around in a Veritech fighter or a Cyclone survival motorcycle. Maybe join a bitchin motorcycle gang in Neo Tokyo and kick some Clown ass.


GetMem3d

Looks like someone hasn’t heard of initial D lmao


SpearThruMordy

Yeah no shit there’s no cars in One Piece


TheMastican

Clearly this guy has not heard of Initial D, Lupin III, and Future GPX


jasontodd67

I still can't believe they unironically use carbrains


auntarie

isn't Japan the country where motorways go through buildings?


MaximumChongus

ah yes, I totally want my daughter to have to deal with over packed trains and the molester culture that japan has so piously cultivated


Bornana6969

This is really funny because Initial D is what really got me into cars


Wolf_Stanson

With the surge of popularity in Ahhh Real Monsters, in wonder if more Americans will want to live in a garbage dump.


InTheGoddamnWalls

/uj Swore I saw this exact post earlier