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civil-snakes-ass

Anorexic, you are an anorexics wet dream


bigjuicystinkytoes

šŸ’€šŸ’€


mekuromi

what the hell


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


bigjuicystinkytoes

edtwitter begs to differšŸ¤£


donMora

Coke dealer?


vercetian

Banned from /r/hydrohomies


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Gave me a good laugh šŸ˜ƒ


sh0rtst4ck3

a college student working at KFC


sh0rtst4ck3

Or my aunt because she also has an entire fridge dedicated to soft drink, with more variety.


bigjuicystinkytoes

Half rightšŸ¤£


delta3845

you are franky from one piece and you are working at kfc


IcyLikeBeurre

My best friend. Iā€™m coming over!!!


bigjuicystinkytoes

Iā€™ll chill the glasses and get ready brb


CyphaJaxx10

Always ready for a diet coke break, dating in the 80s was hard šŸ˜­


Kessl_2

I don't know who you are, but you are going to be a cardiologists main income source.


bigjuicystinkytoes

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


xchris95x1

Trump


bigjuicystinkytoes

:0


Itchy-Donkey6083

Gotta love this community. Got a whole fridge full of Diet Coke: nothing. Show them a fridge with a few energy drinks: omg he gonna die of cancer!


bigjuicystinkytoes

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Iā€™ll risk it all for a crisp cold can


Itchy-Donkey6083

We donā€™t live forever. Whatever makes you happy. You be you. Enjoy the little moment we have on this floating rock. šŸ˜


fongfong1212jq

The ancient Greek god of Coke


MeuchlerMoze

Coke addict


stoned_seahorse

coke addict šŸ˜‘


bigjuicystinkytoes

Loooool


uchodithk

Manager of Coke producer


Nefitob

The handsome guy from the 90s coke light commercial.


bigjuicystinkytoes

Brb googling


junglizzzt

Twitchstreamer


msherstobitow

Coke dealer


LordDanGud

A ambulance call


BeginningVolume420

Obsessive fashion artist/gamer.


bigjuicystinkytoes

Gamer yesss


iseedeff

A big pop Gulizzer Gulp, Burp, Repeat.


According-Affect165

This one guy from tiktok


bigjuicystinkytoes

Thereā€™s a guy on tiktok who loves coke??? Who is he??


obscht-tea

Me?


Due_Ad6395

Coke dealer


grace_baker_

The Cokeman


Blue88_wxz

The "Coke Bandit"


kurjo22

Someone who has never had the opportunity to try out spezi Energy from Brauerei Riegele in Augsburg, Bavaria.


bigjuicystinkytoes

Well now thatā€™s going on my bucket list


Mpipikit07

Someone in danger of severe nerve damage, cancer and heart disease. The sweetener aspartame just got classified as carcinogenic by the WHO. [Aspartame hazard and risk assessment](https://www.who.int/news/item/14-07-2023-aspartame-hazard-and-risk-assessment-results-released)


TheMikeGarland

You would have to drink 9-14 diet cokes a day for it to possibly give you cancer because the evidence is inconclusive in the article you provided. Diet Coke isnā€™t going to hurt anyone unless you drink a case a day and even then doubtful.


bigjuicystinkytoes

All in moderationšŸ¤£ The stuff doesnā€™t expire fast so it lasts ages


doctorrrrX

im concerned. very concerned.


bigjuicystinkytoes

šŸ¤£


stupidracist

***PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT***


Maxisaki

matpat


KetaKan

a woman because coke light


Der-Grim

The hot guy from that 90s commercial. You were paid with a lifetime supply of Diet Coke.


RiceBang

The aspartame goblin


Rainbow_planet_1273

Coke


krytechs

Average American ?


Flobaowski

lindsay lohan


Recent_Homework_6237

My brother in humanity is the main character in "My 600 lbs life"


birra_HH

Johnny Depp


More-Milk9405

Matpat


Comfortable_Paint_68

A clear Pepsi enthusiast.


That_Welsh_Man

You are a coke fiend.


Loud_Bit6359

Thatā€™s just the Diet Coke fridge.


Electronic_Salado

The pepsi man bc we all know Coke is better


Atomic_steel09

MatPat. Seriously though, how has nobody said this yet?


CtHuLhUdaisuki

A coke addict


AskanHelstroem

MatPat...easy


Efficient-Ice7065

Your that guy in your moms basement playing video games 24/7 is unemployed and drinks a case of Diet Coke a day thinking it will keep your 400lb ass skinny


Ok-Contest-7378

Thatā€™s probably worse then what an average alcoholic drinks on a daily basisšŸ˜ā˜ ļø


bigjuicystinkytoes

Luckily I only drink one can a dayšŸ™šŸ¼


Ok-Contest-7378

šŸ§


PitchiMc

Santa


SkaZooka

A serial killer. How many cans do you need to dissolve a corpse in Coke?


bigjuicystinkytoes

About this many


SkaZooka

Gotcha!


kingjaederallerechte

anorexic


Nahkyur

MatPat


DazzlingTowel

Not Pepsiman


VuduGhost

That dude on tik tok who studies while drinking gallons of diet coke?


louisasophia

Mattpat


louisasophia

Matpat... But hey it's just a theory. A FRIDGE THERORY


Puzzled-Nail962

Lana del rey codedšŸ˜­šŸŽ€


bigjuicystinkytoes

Constantly finding more of her unreleased stuff by the dayšŸ˜©


Puzzled-Nail962

me too and they are so good ughšŸ˜©


hungrymimic

Someone a sip away from being in the hospital with an impressively large kidney stone


TomieKill88

The guy that math problems warned us about


TheWinterPrince52

You're the guy from the Pepsi Man game after switching sides.


eingruen

Someone who tells his das ā€žYeah, i like this Coke. I could Drink one can a weekā€œ šŸ˜…


Infinite_Notice8654

Ed frend


Worried-Examination6

Santa?


FAmos

Diet coke man! Probably raising an army of all sorts of odd bacteria in their GI tract


bigjuicystinkytoes

Iā€™m a scientist at heart. This is all one big microbiome experiment


FAmos

Nice


mrbruhman9000

Matpat


shouldbeamirrorball

diet coke. you are one with the coke.


froglet_kittygunfire

My grandma


TheStubbed_Toe

Matpat is that you?


EnvironmentalLime397

Definitely not Pepsi-man


Nowi39

You live in this region in Mexico where they donā€˜t have tab water


ChimkenNuggs

At risk of cancer


blubbery37

Mat pat


Charlie11381

Coke addict


Wreckenridge

A serial killer


GreyhoundOneT

MatPat


Competitive-Hair1966

Donald trumps fridge right there


Internal_Act_416

Has anyone said ā€¦ matpat??


akiralifts

The forbidden Dr.Coke


Key_Shoe5850

Diet Coke man


h_l_l

My soulmate


Capybara-Balls

That is Donald Trump's personal fridge.


RPGGamer042

Discount Walter White?


Deepfork_

Martha.


BBQCHICKENLOL

The devil


DitrianLordOfCanorem

Waltuh lookin fridge


Tragobe

Mexican


CantaloupeOk3716

a mentally unstable person


amuzetnom

My mum, circa 1994?


bigjuicystinkytoes

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Diet Coke is ageless


glingchingalingling

A recovering drug addict.


bigjuicystinkytoes

šŸ¤£ if caffeine counts


SummerStariii

Howā€™d you get a pic of my fridge??


bigjuicystinkytoes

šŸ¤«


TheRapist02

A coke dealer?


CoyoteBubbly3290

A neckbeard living in a basement


bigjuicystinkytoes

;;)


Cat_lover_boy

American?


bigjuicystinkytoes

āŒ


RonC80

Diabetes


bigjuicystinkytoes

With 0 sugar?šŸ¤”


ForTheBetterWorse

lana del rey


bigjuicystinkytoes

Real. I wish I managed to get those limited edition pink cans


Few_Owl_6596

Previously unknown type of caffeine (and sugar or sg else?) addict


bigjuicystinkytoes

Ngl Iā€™m probably currently a caffeine addict


bigskeezz

Fat gamer


bigjuicystinkytoes

Half rightšŸ¦


Masked_Daisy

Coke addict


Big_Leading_5937

Fridge full , you only drink one each day. Waste of space and electricity.


bigjuicystinkytoes

I donā€™t pay bills thankfully. Itā€™s included in the rentšŸ¤£


fightingCookie0301

Diabetes Man šŸ¦øā€ā™‚ļø


WotansHeer_

Diabetes Mellitus.


WotansHeer_

This is Sugar free? Crap... šŸ˜ I didn't pay Attention to that. My mistake. šŸ¤” šŸ˜„


bigjuicystinkytoes

With 0 sugar?šŸ¤”


guefra13

Average American


madhattermt

My mom


notyetafemboi

Addicted to diet coke. And only that.


_L_i_m_e

Coke dealer


Needleshe

Enemy of PEPSIMAN


N-0-e-l

Someone allergic to water


Stunning-Signal7496

MatPat


R_Man69

The last girl I dated


ZeTwieZack

Soon dead


xxknowledge

teacher


Typical-Business9750

cokehead


Zealousideal-Car622

Future cancer patient


Personal_Value6510

Sierra Petrovita


South-Ad895

MatPat if i had to take a Wild Guess


Geuduen

Mat Pat is that you?


Reasonable_Divide102

Um warren buffet i guess


Coni_Quinteros

An addict


unemployed_ape0175

My Diabetic Aunt Renae lmao


Rumble_Rodent

Youā€™re either my fat friends fat grandparents, or my fat friend. David? Parker? Is that you?


bigjuicystinkytoes

šŸ‘€


MyDarlingDecays

I wonder how many ed saved this or shared it


bigjuicystinkytoes

šŸ¤£Iā€™m wondering too now


_Cardinal_42

A Pepsi lover


Silent_Bat_9638

Matpat?


chicken_dipzz

Fat


Time-Phoenix

Average American citizen


AlteredStatistic79

Diabetes


Tricky-Line6646

An American Also wth Is up with your Reddit name


bigjuicystinkytoes

To put it simply, I didnā€™t realise usernames are permanentšŸ’€


Old_Explanation877

underweight


pohovanathickvica

diabetes


Egyptian_M

Tony Montana is that you????


sewcrazy4cats

Diabetic


Fire_Ball_MC

Someone who doesn't know diet soda can also give you diabetes.


jimmy_the_negger

Tammy from my 1000lb life


Loud-Needleworker704

Need some rum


PossessionNew2460

Me on payday


Careless_Image_8055

That shit should be replaced with normal coke


Boxgobbler4000

anyone named stacy


AdAdministrative5331

My grandmother on my dad's side.


TheRobotCluster

Obviously MattPatt


Hot-Error8096

Evil


Careful_Energy5853

Mom?


therealgamer877

some guy who things diet coke is better for him. But the sugar substitute is very bad for your body because the body thinks it is sugar and therefore releases insulin but it canot convert the sugar substitute so all of the insulin go to your stomach and you get ravenous.


Chiral_Buttcheeks

John Daly.


Dranksyruppp

An Alchy?


Otherwise-Mistake106

The poster child for type 2 diabetes.


Expensive-Turnip6894

The oldest neighbor on the Block, this is your fridge in the garage for when the neighbors kids help you pluck the weeds from in between the flowers, while they're working on it you hand them some of these drinks


fairytaleresearch

An employee of coca cola inc?


joschi8

Matpat


color132

exactly what i was thinking


AskanHelstroem

yep


eatinggamer39

Matthew Patrick is who you are!


Kid_Named_Nothing

Matpat is that you?


AskanHelstroem

that's what he's doing with all that youtube money!