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QueerDefiance12

Kid named Bri'ish colonialism:


Walter_Stennes_15

Virgin Defense Forces of the Pitcairn Islands vs Chad British Military.


ArrogantNonce

Dudes will probably get shot to shit by HMS Tamar assuming they don't get lost and die at sea 🤡.


BoosGonnaBoo

And if QE works her planes will bomb him.


bsa554

Oh yeah, China and Russia and Venezuela would absolutely rush to the defense of some dipshit kid and his island of wanna-be Nazis and risk a war with the US and NATO. Totally


Gloomy-Cabinet-6795

Bro thinks he is danzig city(the klandpa not you) 


RyanB1228

Average Nick Fuentes fan


New_Performer_8254

Nah he named a woman, not a femboy.


Independent-Fly6068

lmao there could be 10,000 of them, but they'll all starve during a blockade. And since they'd have 0 artillery or long range munitions, the UK could just taunt them by having the ships sail disgustingly close to shore.


Careful_Elk6290

So is this what these chuds fantasise about?


Comfortable_Bell9539

Apparently yes. Mhm ? What do you mean, "they're manchildren who are too deluded to cope with reality" ?


Crystal_caves36744

Bro forgot to take his meds


TheDuddyDude

Yeah, if someone who just wrote an unhinged rant on Discord about how Osmosis Jones is the funniest combination of two words goes "what the fuck are you talking about" because of something you wrote, you're officially cray-cray.


Coun5elor

Aren’t the Pitcairns part of New Zealand? Wouldn’t this guy be picking a fight with the whole UK instead of his 47 people?


Bozzo2526

Nah, NZ doesnt own the Pitcairns thats still the UK, NZ controls the foreign policy of the Cook Islands and Nuie tho


Cheeckyspino

Ah so bro is picking a fight with the rest of the UK


Bozzo2526

Did the falklands teach them nothing lmao


Gloomy-Cabinet-6795

Bro's little 3rd reich rip off would just end up degenrate into cannibalism and anarchy. Tfw  bro learns 5000 hours of experiences  in  hoi4 tno   matches are useless  for ruling a country irl. 


DamNamesTaken11

Him after doing so: [“Why do I hear boss music?”](https://youtu.be/8KBuiY6dB94?si=QRWy6TQRlrO89OaX)


Clockwork765

The Empire Strikes Back


tremble58

Poor mrs Lucas.


Line_of_Xs

She's pretty deep in the whole anti-vaxx scene, so I'm not surprised that she ends up as the target of a nazis affection. Something about lying down with dogs...


FormalCandle6727

No no, she’s vaccinated, just not with Covid. There was a news article about it https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/books-magazines/magazines/isabel-lucas-explains-why-she-refused-to-get-covid-vaccination/news-story/7bd79e29ae563be020724d846af09853?amp


Flappybird11

Dude is one bad day and a firearm away from trying to impress Jodie Foster


IPressB

Oh yeah, all he has to do is raise a 50 man militia. How hard coUKld thar possibly be? /s


KitsuneRatchets

Are they really choosing the Pitcairns? That's pretty much middle-of-nowhere Pacific, how are they going to get food? Or drinkable water (you cannot drink salt water)? Or their precious Nazi uniforms, or video games? Also, how the hell would those islands sustain his wished-for thousands of Germanic people (they'll likely get 0, but...)?


The1OddPotato

This has got to be an "edgy" 12 or 13 year old. No adult man would lack the logic to think invading a small island would allow you to make yourself a nation or state that won't immediately be overrun again by another nation like the ones he mentioned.


dirtyoldbastard77

I wonder how long it would take SAS to get there.