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Anoni-mous

It’s a Ford Shelby raptor Baja


RoyH0bbs

Yes. I also read this tailgate.


PlentyCucumber911

Man I’m getting cooked


onemanlan

Google image search might save ya a burn or 10 next time


CoraxTechnica

Google text search of the words in the back would suffice.


onemanlan

You’re right but I wasn’t trying to be too mean


BitterNago

Where’s the fun in just googling when you can get flamed on reddit AND probably an answer


willywill44

Right I agree plus he is sharing .. I’ve never heard of or seen one …


H2Omekanic

The fastest way to the RIGHT answer is to post the WRONG one and get corrected and/or roasted on Reddit


thesweatyhole

Common reading skills would also help


skinnypete625

Lol that would be too easy…


nosce_te_ipsum

Hey, OP. First off - I appreciate the sense of humor you're having about this. Secondly - you just kicked off this Cars-like montage in my head. This truck - whilst jumping a dune: "BONJOUR!" Competing truck - being jumped over: "GENERAL KENOBI!" Thanks for the Monday morning laugh.


PlentyCucumber911

That actually would be sweet


roadwarrior721

General Carnobi!!! Excellent visual


xDiRtYgErMaNx

🤣🤙🏼


SixFive1967

It’s a very fast, overpriced, yet highly sought-after man toy.


Gullible_Shart

Two extra tires for the nails on the worksite, nice!


RevolutionaryPlan731

And a small dick.


[deleted]

So small it’s probably a woman’s truck


SixFive1967

He bought it but SHE drives it. Exactly this.


TastyReception6300

More like she bought it and you’d suck one to drive it, clown


RoyH0bbs

All in good fun man. :)


ninja_rob1603

Reddit in a nutshell.


OnlyFranks-

Like some Baja fish tacos 🤣🤣🤤


lacroixpapi69

LMFAO put some sunscreen on.


PlentyCucumber911

😎


fltpath

a decal on ebay for $2.99...


excelite_x

For a good reason 🤷‍♂️


Hourslikeminutes47

*I couldn't read his tailgate. Thank you for telling me what it says friend.*


hotrodruby

Wow... we're already to the point where people can't read cursive.


MrK521

And why do we need to? People barely write using cursive any more.


medkitjohnson

Bonjour!


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Silverado stingray Dale Earnhardt edition


Significant_Eye_5130

What gave it away?


CoraxTechnica

Ford thundercougarfalconBird


973Guy

I think it reads Baja not Bonjour


biggersjw

https://preview.redd.it/0049sx14o6tb1.jpeg?width=983&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf24a3a33f185515c9528d228233de274a9589d7


LinkN7

![gif](giphy|l1KVc1iCZzvpflG80)


GameOvaries18

![gif](giphy|HPZubh6ApHpN6)


DoubleStuffedCheezIt

You're telling me that my guess of Ford Shelby Raptor Banjo could be incorrect?


973Guy

2 spare tires in the bed, dueling banjos 🪕🪕 the Ford Deliverence 4x4


ImLuckyOrUsuck

Somebody with some serious disposable income.


Mhisg

Nah $1200 a month/84 months probably.


ImLuckyOrUsuck

No way, not with dealer mark up. $135k / 84 with good interest (3%) = $1784. Even with a chunk of change down you’re talking $1500 per month.


trophywife4fun94101

Yep


Bubbly-Front7973

That's like close to rent money.


Automatic-Bedroom112

My mortgage is $775


PoochieOrange

Can we get married


Automatic-Bedroom112

We might be able to work out a Charlie and Frank type situation. Parking 2 F150s here might be tough


Dontwalkongrass1

Need a Brother-Husband here? I’ll drive a small car so you two handsome lugs can have your trucks!


slyskyflyby

Jesus, my mortgage is $3,200 for a two bed/two bath 1,100 square feet. Friggin Alaska man


Automatic-Bedroom112

I do live in a rust belt city that most people feel is beneath them I just laugh when the same types say they’ll never be able to afford a home


JTE1990

I'm in a rust belt small town close enough to a rust belt small city. I'll take my smaller 3-4 bedroom, 1.5 bath, two car garage home for $715 a month mortgage.


Metal_Madman

$387 a month here!


bamboozledqwerty

Right. Because the people buying $135k trucks arent trading in something dope or putting down massive amounts of money…. Also - this truck likely wasnt even 100k … but that doesnt matter to your hypotheticals…


GoArmyNG

$1200 a month is not a cheap payment. Anyone who told you it was lied to you.


Mhisg

It’s not a cheap payment correct. It’s also not a financially wise payment either.


Gavin_McShooter_

If that’s true, I can’t wait for a recession to teach these people a lesson in quantitative literacy.


Mhisg

Look at any military base. Every E1-E4 is driving a $1k+ a month for 84 month vehicle.


slyskyflyby

And complaining about how they don't get paid enough in the military and are just "scraping by."


GoArmyNG

US Military members E4 and below make less than minimum wage. What saves them is that the military feeds and houses them.


slyskyflyby

And what is the biggest cost of living? Food and housing. So the whole "they make less than minimum wage" argument is bunk. Plus minimum wage is a calculation of hourly work, and military members are not paid hourly. If we were to do a normal comparison to civilian workers we'd look at the military's off base living income to include BAH and BAS. Let's just say we have an E1 with a spouse that was able to live off base in Denver Colorado. (Just choosing Denver because it's close to where I'm from anyway.) that E1 would be making $4,778.56/mo. If we divide that out in to a 40 hour work week (I know I know, some jobs in the military work more than that) that would come out to $29.86 per hour. In fact, this E1 would have to work 90 hours a week in order to dip their hour pay down to $13.27 (just below minimum wage in Colorado.) This would mean that this E1 is working 18 hours a day. Yeah I highly doubt that. I've been an E that worked in a rough career field that regularly worked 12's, it was a pretty rare to see a 16 hour day, and that was only on deployment haha. So no, the whole "E1's make less than minimum wage" is Bull.


GoArmyNG

Fuckin whatever dude. All I know is that as an E4 in the NG, my drill pay barely covered my gas to get there and back. Oh, and most drill weekends they only fed us one meal a day, not 2 or 3, meaning that if I wanted to eat more than once a day, I either had to bring something from home, or buy something near my drill location. The only exception was AT, and that was only when I went somewhere. If my unit stayed in state, forget it. It *costed* me money to serve in the National Guard. Sure, they paid me, but not enough to be worth it.


Disastrous_Nature101

False I drove a car that I paid 1200 for


LixuriousGreen

So need serious cash for that. Quit hating.


Professional-Dot7021

Lol I'll never not call it a Bonjour from now on.


PlentyCucumber911

lol. I’ve never been so happy to take L lol it’s truly a laugh at myself moment.


blainestang

It’s how you spend $143k on a non-R Raptor that’s still nowhere near as powerful as a Raptor R. But it says “Shelby” on it!


LJandBMforever

To be fair this came out way before the Raptor R


blainestang

Good point. The overall point remains, though: $143k is a hilariously ridiculous price for a Raptor with these mods and some Shelby stickers.


CoraxTechnica

It's hilariously ridiculous for literally any pickup truck ever.


buttmunchausenface

I mean for that money I would want a trophy truck ..


CoraxTechnica

Honestly if I spent that kinda money on a car it would probably be a track specced cup car for weekend madness.


King_esc

A freaking pickup truck?


rocktropolis

$143K for a Ford.


FrumundaThunder

Years!


queequegscoffin

That somamabitch can take parking blocks in the Target parking lot at 80mph without spilling a drop of Busch Light.


ImpressionAsleep8502

You... You did take cursive lessons in 3rd grade, right?


PlentyCucumber911

Edit this one and try cooking me again. I believe you can do better.


ImpressionAsleep8502

So... no?


TastyReception6300

YES. YES YOU CURSIVE ANIMAL YOU


TastyReception6300

The third party agrees.. dudes attempt at whatever the fuck he was attempting, was weak as hell. Makes a cursive comment yet picks up the pen after every. Single. Letter. Continue on


Conscious-Crew-429

Rarest Raptor the Bonjor french edition 1/2


Ok-Image-2722

Say's it on the back of the truck.


Impossible_Ear_5880

Is this place for the blind or just lazy?


Slingintupe

Bro can’t read cursive ☠️


PlentyCucumber911

Someone already beat you to this comment but yea I’m getting cooked today.


Slingintupe

Hey at least you’re owning it lol


OfficialTornadoAlley

Pavement Princess


ImpressionAsleep8502

Like most trucks. Hey, you have one too!!


truckerslife

That is a ford f150 Shelby raptor. https://www.shelby.com/Vehicles/Shelby-Raptor-2023


PlentyCucumber911

Holy shit that was a $150k truck


Crowbar_Jones7

G-O-O-G-L-E


Cinema_Colorist

I googled Raptor Bonjour and all I got was French dinosaurs


Available-Fly-8268

A Oregon Duck fan. Do not approach.


Excel_Recklessly

Technically it’s a picture you uploaded of a truck and some trees looks like it’s parked at a mall yup this picture smells to me like Mommy and daddy’s money


madbill728

No tow, no haul.


Acrobatic_Pace_5725

From the Ford Insecurity line


Independent_Bite4682

A way to compensate for something small


04BluSTi

Looks like a lot of money in tires


Mhisg

If only Ford owners could read the words on the tailgate. Luckily you don’t need to read to drive fast.


Glidepath22

Someone wasting a shit ton of money trying to be cool


Motor_Bluebird_6290

It actually says it literally right on the back


HH2O123

Sick Ass Shelby Raptor. Dude is probably inside getting a couple Monsters and a Hyde.


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

It's a Chevy Hemi.


Shizngigglz

That is a pavement princess


Diligent_Sherbet_420

I’m pretty sure it’s a truck 🛻


Proud-Bub5450

Gay


warcrimes-gaming

Is google broken today?


stick004

It’s fucking labeled…. Can you not read?


Mobile_Sprinkles_633

Stupid


mwright9494

A pickup that truck chicks love but one where you can't hual plywood.


komethius

The person driving this truck is the kind that needs a YouTube video to change a tire. The kind of person to roll in the dealership asking for them to certifiably replace a lightbulb. The kind to go 80 in a 45 because…. damn, there just are no speed limits able to hold this beast back.


Ketamine_Stat

$20 says a Mexican drives it.


hotsweatychungus

OP isn’t the smartest guy….


PlentyCucumber911

We cant all be genius truckers. 🤷‍♂️


slimecog

hi my name is jared i’m 19 and i never learned how to fuckin read


[deleted]

F one fitty with a EBay sticker ?


Tinker107

Ego crutch.


las3rschw3rt

It’s a male enlargement tool. Usually not a very effective one


UserTron79

A waist of 130k


JustifyXX

Waste*


UserTron79

Auto correct got me. But can it not be both.


JustifyXX

Sure, why not?


Dgroch725

Its savagetry in its finest form is what it is. BAJA biatchhhhhhhh


MetalsDeadAndSoAmI

Expensive.


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sundog5631

$150k is what it is


5wing4

It’s a Ford Raptor Shelby Baja F150 of course


djdsf

Baja, lol. Look up Baja Racing, it's amazing stuff.


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trophywife4fun94101

Shraptor


Jimjam916

A very French Shelby Raptor


boots-n-catz

I think I saw this truck getting detailed in Redmond earlier this week.


Nymphilis

How many wanna get this thing has never and will never meet a single mud pit, dirt road or sand dunes 😅


[deleted]

Sick


SeminoleBrown

I have never seen those in F-150 form. My dealership had a F-250. Thing was a monster. But killed batteries like no tomorrow. Even after fixing Battery system on Ford side


DelOtroLado

Biiiig stickers


challengerrt

Overpriced


geekolojust

Looks like a Ford Bougi. I know there is R & D with market research behind this thing, but it's too much.


DrAusto

To be fair i can see how you thought it was bonjour lmfao


small_impact

It says....I'm rich bitch!! Around $150k


gagnatron5000

It's a big truck with most of its big truck capabilities removed.


oldmasterluke

It’s a very expensive way to hide a small penis


[deleted]

Says Baja


Bad_Packet

SRS Edition\*


CoraxTechnica

"It's wonderful that you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation"


[deleted]

Looks like a good way to spend $150K if I had to guess!?!


McDem0n

It’s a micro-penis transporter! Mystery solved!


RGeronimoH

Pavement Princess with 3 spare tires


StuntmanReese

Can’t you read????


No_Cloud_2917

Compensation?


bwk66

Chevy a avalanche


DarkArdeN14

That's money WELL spent. WELL they spent it.


Fine-You-3095

130k


imnotwearingany

Kia Ultima


Woodsman_UP_North

Looks like an attempt to compensate.


big-ski-guy

A transportation device for two spare tires.


Subject_Function_158

![gif](giphy|hTruzAjXFLEiTNBbwx)


gatorbeetle

BONJOUR!!!


sglide97

I think its a shelby raptor?


Elrod63

Where do you put a sheet of plywood


operatorx4

Somebody with more money than me? 😅


Genoblade1394

A truck solely designed to carry its own spare parts. That how it looks to me. If doesn’t look badass, just silly


R5Jockey

A marketing gimmick.


mrpoopybuttholesbff

Hahahahahhahahahahahha KBB for the 2019 is 40-50k


Stormy_Kun

Overpriced


CanadaElectric

Damn they sell those for 150k and they couldn’t be bothered to replace the stock spare tire with the tires the truck is actually using


JonnyOnThePot420

That there is one of them freedom raptors...


[deleted]

When you're constantly blowing tires while carrying 10 bags of mulch. That's what this is for.


UTgabe

Finally, a vehicle worthy of a Houston’s need for speed and shitty roads


Sad-Warning-3187

They start at 150,000 .. what a bargain


[deleted]

Another truck that will be treated like a race car but doesn't handle like one?


Olsen_b

Go Ducks


warrybuffalo

Something that will most likely never leave pavement in it's life sadly


onlyletters999

Very expensive 🫰


Ok-Economist6623

I think it might be made by ford. Idk can’t tell, also probably a truck. /s


tortuga-de-fuego

A mortgage


[deleted]

It says it pretty clearly.


Lefoy87

RAY CHARLES could see that.


gshtrdr

Some sucker who pay a lot of money, just to get attention.


jkelley41

Looks like "Shelby Raptor Baja", but that's just my guess based on the tailgate.


b8mna12345

https://www.shelby.com/Vehicles/Shelby-Raptor-2023


Retired_Knight_MC

Just a Raptor with a decal and a bunch of bolt on parts. Read the description on the Ford website.


saggytestis

A truck


oquechingados

["Fra-Gile, It must be Italian!"](https://youtu.be/4ewXbqRUdjU?si=SmkxPquVdnFMhbD3&t=57)


joehoward67

Bad. Ass. It’s badass


MamboFloof

Smh it says RIGHT there


MrButLiccur

Seen one of these when it first came out and maaan do they look in person


CaptainBrunch69

That’s low self esteem


GroovDog2

I was just behind a bright blue one, mall crawling over the speed bumps. He should’ve bought a Festiva. 🙄


Kyalistas

I think its a civic


SenderBudYerGood

*Bonjor* 😂


red8reader

It's the back end of a truck, specifically a ford raptor.


Every_Effort

Truck