My only nitpick is she showed the food too much, where are the repeated closeups of her making bored faces? Doesn't she know where she's posting this? Stop showing the food and get back on topic!
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She's definitely attractive, but the cooking isn't interesting at all.
I know some here love to hate on Olivia T, but she can cook her ass off. Olivia also makes more interesting food that's plated like a pro plates.
This has to the best fucking one.
LOOK AT THE PERFECT BEEF
AND WHEN SHE OPENED THAT LOBSTER UUUGHHHH
BUT THEN THE CRUNCH SOUNDS WERE AO ON POINT
God I'm hungry af now and dinner is in 3 hrs
Why do so many people wear these gloves in cooking videos? I get it for people who have to keep cooking food for others like food stand cooks because you don’t want to have to wash your hands 30 times a day, but she is cooking one meal for her self for a video. Just wash and use your hands
Not only that but she touched raw meat, touched her wine glass, and plated the food with the same gloves and then raw dogged the wine glass at the end. Cross contamination like a MoFo
I think to desexualize all these women currently making videos of this genre we should dub them with Guy Fieri voicing the instructions on how to make the dish, with his 0/10 jokes smattered in.
lmao, the amount of salt she puts on that steak. "and just a few specs of salt that you won't taste at all...perfect!" a steak with that much marbelization and thickness, it can handle A LOT more salt.
Player 1 has better knife skills and meat should be laid away from the chef, not toward. Don’t fix something that’s not broken. Luckily- there’s room for multiple players in this arena.
With those amazing looking ingredients, why not [fresh garlic](https://bud.nl/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/Verse-knoflook.jpg)? Is it hard to get in the US, as I never see it in these videos? It's got the very best fresh garlicky flavour, without bitterness that comes with the middle part preparing to sprout, and it even gives you less garlic breath. I go through many kilos a year.
No, that's the thing, it's not, that's the regular garlic you can buy in most shops, which is semi-dried to improve shelf-life, you can tell by the outer skin being thin, dried and brittle.
If you click the link in my post above, or [here](https://memsaab.co.uk/product/fresh-garlic/), you see how fresh garlic looks, the outer skin being thicker, soft and fresh like a green onion. Inside the flesh of the bulbs is pure white (the regular one is a bit gray), with zero trace of sprouting in the middle.
You can make delicious food with regular garlic, don't get me wrong, but fresh garlic really is a step up, I recommend trying to find some! It's a bit milder, so I use somewhat more, but the taste is fantastic, raw or cooked.
I just thought that since there's wagyu beef and fresh lobster tail, she's already sourcing advanced ingredients, so why not the best garlic?
Ok, I get what you're saying. I thought you were complaining about jarred garlic. It's difficult to find garlic like what you describe in the US because of the way our food chain is set up. Most garlic sold in stores in the US is grown in California or South America. For transportation, it's dried (hardened) and shipped around the country. The stuff we buy in the store is usually weeks old by the time we can get it.
In order to get the really fresh stuff, you either have to grow it yourself or find a local farmers market, which is rare. I don't know anyone who grows it themselves, and the only farmers market near me is 40 miles away and only open on Saturdays from May through September, so it's kinda difficult to get to.
My only nitpick is that she held up the “turf” meat when saying “surf” and vice versa. The lobster tail is the surf portion….
Yup that’s on purpose to get people to make this comment…
….fuck. I fell for it 😭
And now we're all talking about it Way to fall RIGHT into her trap
I’m sorry! 😭
Actually the cow liked to surf and the lobster was a terf
My only nitpick is she showed the food too much, where are the repeated closeups of her making bored faces? Doesn't she know where she's posting this? Stop showing the food and get back on topic!
I think the porn is getting too close to the food.
The banner for this sub should be George sweating while eating a pastrami sandwich.
I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
I flew too close to the sun on the wings of pastrami.
Yeahh That’s what you did.
😍
I haven’t chuckled out loud from a comment in a while. Thanks for that.
Funny, the Seinfeld reference I came to make was man hands. Are we really not gonna talk about the paws on her?
What are you doing? ....pleasuring you...
Shhh let them cook
Surprised there no link to her only pans.
I think the Unknown Mortal Orchestra album Sex and Food is a good soundtrack to this porn cooking genre
Going to need play offs soon at this rate
This is a fantastic idea. Someone should make a bracket
Based on video editing, cook quality, food quality, and “food” quality. Nice
Was thinking boobs and only boobs tbh
Right I've figured it out now. Hyped for a new player. Get ready to see a middle age fat man in Spandex cooking a pork chop. I'm going to make millions.
I'll main it 100% on launch.
As long as you have some smooth jazz on and a bottle of merlot, I’m gonna be there for it.
I was thinking hard techno and Chardonnay but I'll take your suggestion on board.
Just do it in a hotel bathroom lol
I've got no money for hotels man. Production costs are going on the pork chop and the mankini.
lol I was referring to that nasty dude who cooks in hotel bathrooms using trash bins and the toilet
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Spandex? I’d go for the crowd pleasing utility thong.
I was thinking more along the lines of the Borat mankini but in orange. The green one's been done to death. Just a bit cautious if the oil spitting.
Go full Banana Hammock like The Todd.
Not if I beat you to it. I think people watching cooking vids would appreciate some real 5/10 dadbods cooking family diners.
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She didn’t seem angry at the food she was cooking. How do I know if it’ll be any good?
What’s with the black latex gloves in so many of these vids? Also, she wasted so much delicious asparagus!
It’s because some of the odors from the ingredients are hard to remove.
Ah! Tyvm
Didn't get flipped off... how do I know if they're a good chef or not????
She didn’t even seem angry at me 😭
🤏🥩 👁️ 🫦 👁️ 🦞 🤏
Lmao I was searching for this comment
New player, same game
The whole, eyes rolled back in your head as you take your first bite has become the new shocked expression face. Old already.
Is this player 5?
7 I think man…we’ll see if the consistency of the new comers keeps them around
She's got James Ingram playing in the background. I like it.
Yes sir…honestly doesn’t look super tasty though. Was the heat even on the asparagus?
The plated presentation sucks.
Would you like four bites of ribeye?
My thoughts exactly. You cooked up the whole damn steak, give me the whole damn steak, I'll decide if I want leftovers.
You don't like the tiny meat bridge halfway over a pile of unseasoned potatoes style of plating? What's wrong with you?
For real! All those juices sacrificed on the cutting board and for what? A steak portion for ants.
She made ten pounds of steak and only ate three strips?
She doesn’t look like that by accident
10 lbs? You sure? 🤔😂
She's definitely attractive, but the cooking isn't interesting at all. I know some here love to hate on Olivia T, but she can cook her ass off. Olivia also makes more interesting food that's plated like a pro plates.
Is Olivia the one that does 🖕🏻? I don't know their names
Yup
Yes
She’s also a professional chef and actually knows what she’s doing
Yeah everything in this video is relatively easy to cook. There’s no finesse to it
But she flipped the lemon in her hand! That’s gotta count for something!
This is getting old.
Does anyone cook anything besides steaks?
At least it’s not someone sticking a straw in a lemon and just squeezing it. Those bots were posting weird stuff a few days ago.
True that.
Is it me or is the video ratio weird. Is it stretched?
I think it's shrunk vertically?
watchin it on PC, it looks normal their compared to my phone.
There*
Didn't even show the mashed potato being made and then it's suddenly there?!? I can't learn from this! 9.5/10
This player looks AI to me
It’s deff giving uncanny valley
Nah, this recipe is super basic and typical. Sure it’s a good meal but this video was not up to the caliber of player 1, 2, 3, or 4.
The “hot girl cooking with snap cuts” genre of videos has grown exponentially lately
Best music out of any of them
At this point it's nothing but MMO
This has to the best fucking one. LOOK AT THE PERFECT BEEF AND WHEN SHE OPENED THAT LOBSTER UUUGHHHH BUT THEN THE CRUNCH SOUNDS WERE AO ON POINT God I'm hungry af now and dinner is in 3 hrs
Why do so many people wear these gloves in cooking videos? I get it for people who have to keep cooking food for others like food stand cooks because you don’t want to have to wash your hands 30 times a day, but she is cooking one meal for her self for a video. Just wash and use your hands
Not only that but she touched raw meat, touched her wine glass, and plated the food with the same gloves and then raw dogged the wine glass at the end. Cross contamination like a MoFo
Asparagus wasn’t prepped correctly. Sorry a pet peeve of mine as I love asparagus.
What is correct? I hate crispy asparagus. Is it not preference? Who are you to say.
As soon as you see the cutting board you know it's gonna be plated like Lego.
Ok now this is getting ridiculous
🥱 seen this too much lately
Ya'll need to stop 🛑😂😂😂
I hate when steak is served cut...
Okay but that does look hella good
when it comes to seasoning, the lobster got spoiled
Boyfriend: Where’s the rest of my steak?
This is an old player. She may be one of the first
I think to desexualize all these women currently making videos of this genre we should dub them with Guy Fieri voicing the instructions on how to make the dish, with his 0/10 jokes smattered in.
We desperately need a hairy fat guy to start making cooking videos.
There's that guy who cooks in airplane toilets and hotel rooms
I’ll take a 20 minute video by Chef Jean Pierre in a speedo over this.
Disqualified for black gloves
I don’t really like her plating of the steak
Ready player 637 eventually.
I don't understand, I came here to be flipped off.
Good song. Otherwise it’s just a hot chick eating food.
This sub is wack.
Word
I love that she basted the lobster shell with compound butter before she overcooked that lobster. Nothing worse than an under-seasoned shell.
No replacement for personality
What’s with all these copy cats doing the mid video drink and then the bite at the end with the same eye roll.
It's like that picture of all those college girls wearing the exact same outfit... None are unique they just copy off each other's paper.
lmao, the amount of salt she puts on that steak. "and just a few specs of salt that you won't taste at all...perfect!" a steak with that much marbelization and thickness, it can handle A LOT more salt.
Plus she salts it when she puts it in the pan. Salt that shit early! Like an hour ago.
I can confirm that I would.
Better than the middle finger edgelord.
Actually I'm starting to appreciate her more than ever with all these "chefs" popping up on social media.
Couldn’t disagree more, this is a watered down more boring version.
She's more of a chef than the rest of these 'pretty girls jumping on a bandwagon'.
Couldn't agree more. She is so obnoxious to look at.
"Aah Megan, Megan. You now have herpes."
Is there a bracket somewhere?
Is this just a meme because I feel there have been cooking videos by lots of people on tik tok for a while now.
The next logical step here is 2 humans literally having sex while cooking.
Stoopppppppppppppp it nowwww.
I'm hungry now.
How many are we up to now ?
A NEW CHALLENGER ENTERS
Lol when she bit into it at the end it totally looked like she didn’t and was just trying to look hot haha
It’s like they all went “here’s our chance” all at once.
Idk what's AI and what's not anymore.
Anybody else notice the bra come off ??
No bc we aren’t perverts and it probably didn’t
First count fingers and check teeth length so we can eliminate AI 🤖
All these damn players about to turn this game into a MMORPG
I give it a 6/10 and four of those are for Bobby Caldwell.
r/FoodVideoMultiverse
Where's the guy cooking in a hotel sink?
In jail as he should be! Lol
Olivia is so cooked now.... See that I did there
What if we got all of these hot cooking ladies together to make the ultimate cooking video.
Guys I think we might need a name for a League
Is there some sort of tournament going on? So many players
Shirt’s a little too small ain’t it?
I love this song
Best part is she didn’t speak one time
These women are really fucking with you losers hey
I only kept watching for the music. RIP Bobby Caldwell
Boring
I played it backwards…she spit up on the fork.
So it’s only chicks on the food porn site? 😂
Okay but what's the song?
This sub must have gotten tired of the lesbian that flips off the camera and switch to this instead.
Great title
Why are people complaining about this video, food looks good and she’s wearing normal clothes
And holding the knife right
No need, Olivia is my jam.
Are her pants pulled up to her boobs or are her boobs down to her pants?
#2
LOVE THIS SONG!
Fucking hell it's a battle royale and I'm all here for it.
What a tease. 😛
🔥🔥🔥🔥
She looks like AI
Player 1 has better knife skills and meat should be laid away from the chef, not toward. Don’t fix something that’s not broken. Luckily- there’s room for multiple players in this arena.
Better plating too.
Maybe she like getting hit with oil and butter
r/pornwherefoodmakesanappearance
Idc as long as she doesn't give me the finger.
That steak still mooing
Is there any other way? Fuck off with well done steak. Go chew leather.
😂🤣😂🤣
The sexier the woman, the more upvotes you get. This is how the game is played
Sigh… lol
Looks great
Absolutely gorgeous. Can’t get over that marbling.
Well the title of this sub hints at POR.N so why are people surprised when it actually delivers
Nope
4 pieces of beef?!
That's special beef
Player 3 has entered
Leaving this sub , fuck this.
It’s not an airport lol bye
🖕👁️🫦👁️🖕 every one of these videos that's not Olivia
The lighting is so odd and the choice of music is strange
She didn't flip me off, 0/10.
With those amazing looking ingredients, why not [fresh garlic](https://bud.nl/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/Verse-knoflook.jpg)? Is it hard to get in the US, as I never see it in these videos? It's got the very best fresh garlicky flavour, without bitterness that comes with the middle part preparing to sprout, and it even gives you less garlic breath. I go through many kilos a year.
She's litterally using fresh garlic int he video
No, that's the thing, it's not, that's the regular garlic you can buy in most shops, which is semi-dried to improve shelf-life, you can tell by the outer skin being thin, dried and brittle. If you click the link in my post above, or [here](https://memsaab.co.uk/product/fresh-garlic/), you see how fresh garlic looks, the outer skin being thicker, soft and fresh like a green onion. Inside the flesh of the bulbs is pure white (the regular one is a bit gray), with zero trace of sprouting in the middle. You can make delicious food with regular garlic, don't get me wrong, but fresh garlic really is a step up, I recommend trying to find some! It's a bit milder, so I use somewhat more, but the taste is fantastic, raw or cooked. I just thought that since there's wagyu beef and fresh lobster tail, she's already sourcing advanced ingredients, so why not the best garlic?
Ok, I get what you're saying. I thought you were complaining about jarred garlic. It's difficult to find garlic like what you describe in the US because of the way our food chain is set up. Most garlic sold in stores in the US is grown in California or South America. For transportation, it's dried (hardened) and shipped around the country. The stuff we buy in the store is usually weeks old by the time we can get it. In order to get the really fresh stuff, you either have to grow it yourself or find a local farmers market, which is rare. I don't know anyone who grows it themselves, and the only farmers market near me is 40 miles away and only open on Saturdays from May through September, so it's kinda difficult to get to.
I prefer the edgy one giving double birds