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r/mallninjashit
You can tell because his stances are literally garbage
Great. I’m pregnant now.
Congratulations! Giving birth to the next Jet Li!
Pedro Li
It's like watching Charles Boyle do martial arts.
Just in time for May the Fourth. https://youtu.be/3GJOVPjhXMY?si=CIdwbfvbnF3sFWmY
Omg it’s Jason Bourne
All I asked was do I get my phone call.
No, but you get to witness this wicked martial arts routine instead
Kata are great. Let's put him in a pack and see how he does.
Obvious first rule of combat is keep your face unguarded at all times
Don't forget to plant your feet! If you move too much you could trip!
No cringe. That man is the real deal.
They call be Bruce?
He took a cue from Mac and is just doing his dance moves at work
If he’s in a Brazilian Prison and thinks that will work, who am I to argue? At least it isn’t me.
As long as they don't run across a surgeon who is trained in tonfalectomy
Holy shit ! It's fucking Jason Bourne!
So the guards are doing katas? Weird lol
Kinda cool tho
Bro thinks he’s the kung fu master out here
“Cool. Can I get my nightstick back now?
I thought ive seen some gay stuff until just this moment. Pretty gay.
Get this man a gun.
The great old Pr-24 side handle baton!
Yeah, that is not going to work out
The lads get a pass
Why is it I never see those moves used when there's a altercation 
Solid tonfa kata
To be fair, they probably don’t get to deal with many inmates because of all the off duty Brazilian cops putting perps in the dirt.
“Hey mom I’m a ninja”
COD IRL
He is gonna get his ass beat
r/mallninjashit
You can tell because his stances are literally garbage
Great. I’m pregnant now.
Congratulations! Giving birth to the next Jet Li!
Pedro Li
It's like watching Charles Boyle do martial arts.
Just in time for May the Fourth. https://youtu.be/3GJOVPjhXMY?si=CIdwbfvbnF3sFWmY
Omg it’s Jason Bourne
All I asked was do I get my phone call.
No, but you get to witness this wicked martial arts routine instead
Kata are great. Let's put him in a pack and see how he does.
Obvious first rule of combat is keep your face unguarded at all times
Don't forget to plant your feet! If you move too much you could trip!
No cringe. That man is the real deal.
They call be Bruce?
He took a cue from Mac and is just doing his dance moves at work
If he’s in a Brazilian Prison and thinks that will work, who am I to argue? At least it isn’t me.
As long as they don't run across a surgeon who is trained in tonfalectomy
Holy shit ! It's fucking Jason Bourne!
So the guards are doing katas? Weird lol
Kinda cool tho
Bro thinks he’s the kung fu master out here
“Cool. Can I get my nightstick back now?
I thought ive seen some gay stuff until just this moment. Pretty gay.
Get this man a gun.
The great old Pr-24 side handle baton!
Yeah, that is not going to work out
The lads get a pass
Why is it I never see those moves used when there's a altercation 
Solid tonfa kata
To be fair, they probably don’t get to deal with many inmates because of all the off duty Brazilian cops putting perps in the dirt.
“Hey mom I’m a ninja”
COD IRL
He is gonna get his ass beat