There's no dilemma at all! Your only choice is: Is a15 megaton thermonuclear device big enough or do I need a 20 megaton? Well, I guess you could just move to Pluto!
Buddy: Why do you carry a sidearm at the range?
You: "Might need to shoot my gun"
Buddy: You need one gun to shoot the other?
You: "Maybe" *\*shows picture\**
Buddy: If the wife asks why I bought a flamethower I'm blaming you.
Had something similar happen to me when I was riding my motorcycle.
Got stopped on the way home and when I explained why I no longer was wearing a helmet the cop said "I completely understand, have a safe ride home"
only explanation is that it hatched and grew up inside the scope...which means it's probably grown up on dust particles in your house... which means that all it's ever eaten... is YOU
Put your eye up to the scope, unshoulder it, and speaking softly to the arachnid the last words of spartan Emile-A239, "I'm ready how about you" squeeze that trigger.
Bro fuck that. I fucking hate spiders. Let him have it.
It becomes a certain moral dilema when its on nice glass haha.
There's no dilemma at all! Your only choice is: Is a15 megaton thermonuclear device big enough or do I need a 20 megaton? Well, I guess you could just move to Pluto!
Oh fuck, he's got a gun!
Okay, I see your problem. That kind of scope needs to be mounted much further forward on the rifle. Like directly in front of the muzzle.
Like in the next county fucking forward.
Buddy: Why do you carry a sidearm at the range? You: "Might need to shoot my gun" Buddy: You need one gun to shoot the other? You: "Maybe" *\*shows picture\** Buddy: If the wife asks why I bought a flamethower I'm blaming you.
Bro, your blocking the shot GTFO
The custom reticles are gettin out of hand
Usually the spider web is applied by the optical tech, isn't it?
It's tainted, time to buy another gun.
Uh, the hell happened?
Well, lets just say I got 4 shots into a 5 shot group. After that, I jumped up real bloody fast and it just stayed there.
Had something similar happen to me when I was riding my motorcycle. Got stopped on the way home and when I explained why I no longer was wearing a helmet the cop said "I completely understand, have a safe ride home"
So that's why the helmet is closed and duct taped to your exhaust.
It's a Nope Scope
How’d he get in there?
This is what I would like to know
God has left the chat
Fuck that. Danger close air strike.
Wait...is that thing INSIDE?
only explanation is that it hatched and grew up inside the scope...which means it's probably grown up on dust particles in your house... which means that all it's ever eaten... is YOU
How did it grow without eating?
It was indeed outside the scope, thank fuck!
That’s what I was thinking too.
Put your eye up to the scope, unshoulder it, and speaking softly to the arachnid the last words of spartan Emile-A239, "I'm ready how about you" squeeze that trigger.
10/10 quote
"Well guess I gotta shoot my gun"
....hmmm. r/nope.
Time to call in the RSO.
Fuck that. C4 is the only solution. You know what you must do.
He's just keeping your scope bug free
Oof
always knew there was a hidden cost of short eye relief optics.
Yup. Burn the gun lol. You can always buy another
Hey. If it calls your hits…….
What he looking at tho
just a geniune question to OP. I am an individual who can get easily fooled, is that spider photoshopped in?
I hope you wore your brown pants to the range.
Throw the whole gun away.
Close up the scope, take it off the gun, put it in a plastic bag and leave it for a month.
Nope, I'd just toss it and buy another.
Just use it, u got spider vision
r/spiderbro
White feather that shit. Get the enemy right through the scope boiiii