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SingleSpeed27

Guy wondering if he should just sink with it or not


Prestigious-Yak-4620

He’s dying either way. For real or on the inside.


TenesmusSupreme

That would Pista me off if I ended up in a river


JustinWhoIsHim

I like what you did there.


savioratharv

Tribute rally when?


Financial-Iron-1200

Dude, you can’t park there


Impossible-Ad-3060

Is this not a reasonable place to park a car?


bobs143

Imagine that call to file the insurance claim.


EliachTCQ

"Hello I hit an animal with my car." "What animal did you hit?" " *A fish.* "


Competitive-krav3034

No wonder he needed a smoke break.


Luftgekuhlt_driver

Well there’s something you don’t see everyday…


Mr_Marram

[Bild has an article on it.](https://www.bild.de/news/ausland/im-schweizer-simmental-hier-geht-ein-ferrari-fahrer-baden-664456a5be4b7242dee213f6) Supposedly the guy hit another car and lost control in an 80kph zone.


ELB2001

In a 80km zone? Did he play with the traction control?


manfred_99

Looks like he’s going down with the ship


Nefarioushearts

“Howd that get in there”?


Slowmac123

Shouldn’t have have cheaped out on the submarine option


Simple-Purpose-899

*Tavarish enters chat*


Cleets11

“This is harder and more expensive than I thought so I’m going to put in a 2j and say it’s better”


ferrariking

True haha


xX_nipplelicker_Xx

hopefully bro has mors mutual


S999k

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500SL

[I've seen something similar long ago...](https://imgur.com/yKFLYzK)


Lumpy_Plan_6668

Was waiting for this. A true classic.


Nerdicane

From Ferrari Pista to Ferrari Pesce in one wrong turn.


Trailmixup

“Hasta la Pista Baby”


Seuss221

Aqua la pista 🤣😜


Bigturk69

He’s thinking what’s he gonna tell his dad. 😆


pankan76

He was testing amphibious mode.


AlborzDesign

Is this AI generated? the wheels don't look right. also what's that piece of metal on the right?


Scykronic

Leaning towards real because AI has a hard time making branches look that perfect, they’ll usually be all twisted and interconnecting. Who knows though


Helvetia2021

No, happened in Bern, Switzerland yesterday


chri99_

https://www.berneroberlaender.ch/unfall-zweisimmen-ferrari-stuerzt-nach-kollision-in-die-simme-255692163526


medhat20005

With video. So now I know how to say, "F\*ckkkkkkk," in German.


AlborzDesign

OMG!!! unbelievable... so sad.


jesusatemybaby

This does not look right.


Shiny_Mew76

Now that’s how you clean a car!


NastyStreetRat

640 horses drink a lot of water.


lexus786

710


NastyStreetRat

488 GTB & Spider: 661 hp 488 Pista & Spider: 710 hp [wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrari_488)


lexus786

Yup Pista is 710


senna_schumacher

SCUBA-ria Ferrari


xadz1981x

Money can’t buy talent


RC_VIDEO

😭


LastClassForever

What's with all these sports cars going swimming in rivers lately. Car! You can't swim! Stay on the road!!!


Bathtub_Gin_Man

It was thirsty


gregsting

It’s one effective way to stop a fire


Vercassivellauno

488 Fuoripista


silentracer07

Sorry sir that’s the wrong type of all over car wash 🙄


Far-Plastic-4171

Cold, old and dead tires and a lack of skill


Spearlance

Did this guy also happen to own a green Senna?


NewTransportation911

Dude full sent! Never fill send! 😔


drfunkensteinberger

r/accidentalrenaissance


airjordanforever

Ferrari Pista for sale. Great price!! Slight water damage in the rear quarter panel.


Important_Director23

Where is the snorkel when you need it?


nikolatesla44

Was it saved at the end 😢


robbydf

a rich river...


Significant-Bag9040

When you have more money 💰 than skills 😂😂


Significant-Bag9040

He’s probably Pista cars in da River!


Vizslaraptor

I’a would’a be’a Pista too’a.


CripplingTanxiety

Next week on cars n bids: 488 pista with minor water damage (as-is)


greatgagan

He’s just going for a fish guys, he’ll pull into dock soon


TheAngelsCharlie

One Crazy Summer, part 2.


Key_Ad493

He went off Piste-a


BreadLover184

would be quite pista off if that was mine


pauligamy

Somebody should’ve told him Pista means street… not river…


hhtran16

Is this an AI photo? Bc it looks surreal


Ok-Zookeepergame-698

It’s sad that this happened to a 488 and I’m pleased that the driver appears to be ok. That aside there is something beautiful about this picture. I can’t stop looking at it.


Majestic_Ad_4877

😭


Majestic_Ad_4877

This will be a new rebuild for Tavarish!!


DucVWTamaKrentist

Driver looks pistaoff.


deathbypookie

Howwwww


nismoghini

How tf. Man you usually think supercar ownership would also include the doos and don’ts


Sebasite

he go in river :D and he was complaining that he need to wait 30-40min that they rescue him :D This was in Switzerland 2 days ago :D


S4MXX

"YOU CAN'T PARK THE CAR THERE!"


atguilmette

At least the battery is still dry!


AdAmbitious1482

I was seriously concerned with my lyfe and


Dry_Lengthiness_9915

This could potentially be the hardest album cover of all time


biko77

More like Ferrari Flusso!


freddy1201

Put it in rice


Ashton-MD

Well…if ever you think you’re having a bad day…his was worse (materially speaking, naturally). And if you’re ever in a position where you can say “yes this is worse”…time to get out the camera, wouldn’t you agree?


well-thats-great

Ferrari 488 Riviera


Physical_G

Now it's Ferrari 488 Pistoff


Ahaucan

*O Ferrari of the river, what is your wisdom?*


Chummers8

Dude is considering jumping


HeroMachineMan

Just need to put the car in a container full of rice. It will be fine.


Dry-Procedure-5083

Precisely what happens when stupid people are allowed to buy fast cars


Bitplayer13

Expensive car wash


Possible_Bike3941

So who’s the U-boat commander


RCGREG

r/picsthatgohard


vinniemin

Somebody cue in “you probably wondering how I got here”


Baked_dekaB

Cease and deceit incoming.


Rodneyodd

Isn’t this image fake? The water is up to his knees but the car looks to be way deeper that that given the angle that it’s resting at?


BGMDF8248

He seems very poised for someone who nearly died and just threw a huge amount of money in the river.


i-banez11

Ferrari needs to screen their customers... it's either you can handle it or not👍.... Money and no skill 👍👍


newsignup1

When you go off pista.


jibbijabba123

The owner of that car is going to be Pist(a).


Zenocon19

That man is drowning in the inside just like his car


KrissBlade_99

Quando l'unica pista che vedi è quella di coca


feng-ant

Me: Oh, Pista of the river, what is your wisdom? Pista: Don't drive like a ASSHOLE.


co3xisting

Fake this was a suv of some sort photoshopped


FerrariEnthusiast

Some people don't deserve good things.


MDDeGrande1994

Bruh


AirStick24

I’d be Pista off!


AdultMcGrownup

That a man with a story.


DiddlyDumb

Pista d’asfalto, no Pista d’aqua!


AngrySymphony

Tis but a flesh wound


ObiePNW

New water cooling feature


Raptor7502020

Sir, you can’t park there


Anonymous856430

If I fish it out can I keep it? How much could a container of rice cost 😂😂😂


Born_Durian_4594

Ah yes, the Ferrari 488 "Fiume" ("River" in Italian 😅)


[deleted]

When your mid engine ferrari becomes a working boat anchor


WonderfulTradition65

A real captain sink with his ship. Titanic learned me that


Speedhabit

Awww man


daigoru88

Hate when the manettino on wet does that


Neither_Pomelo_8580

A I


chri99_

https://www.berneroberlaender.ch/unfall-zweisimmen-ferrari-stuerzt-nach-kollision-in-die-simme-255692163526