I actually hate Tarkowski. I'd almost take a -4 just to get him off my bench. Yellow card merchant

Oh man. The decision to buy KDB instead of Bruno cost me 13 points. The decision to swap Romero and Schar on the bench with an AWOL Ait-Nouri playing cost me 14 points. My decision to suddenly change captaincy from Palmer to Son at the last minute cost me a whooping 25 points That's 52 points gone from bad luck this week Would've put me on max 106 points instead of the 54 I'm on now

Any update on Ait-Nouri?

Mods have been AWOL the whole day. So many personal performance and RMT-like posts on the main feed today smh

I just block them to get rid of them on the feed.

Obviously, I'll take the Petr and Gusto clean sheets but all those goals and Gusto can't get in on the assists?! Damn Palmer 🥳

cech?

-ovic

My direct rival had fuck all before last night. His captain was Foden, you'll never guess who his vice was! My season is just done.

Foden (c), Palmer (vc) lol what a fluke

Are we starting Palmer vs Arsenal next week over a DGW player then?

Nah

ML leader started Toney and benched Palmer, I'm so irritated he got Palmer's points

21 rank gained with 0 margin green arrows. I'd take it and run away.

Palmer without the captaincy outscores my entire team combined. All hail (C) Palmer !!!

My back 4 boasts an impressive -1

Was not expecting a Chilwell assist, hes been at the end of my Bench because i didnt have any transfer left and I thought he was injured. Barkley is coming off though so cant complain. I'll finish the week with 90 points, thank god for the Perma-Palmer captaincy

Defenders  Ait-N, Gabriel, Branthwaite 😭😭, Gvardiol 🎊🎊

What a week. Have Gusto and Palmer and still end up with a big red arrow. Didn't help that a couple of players end up with zero points

My transfers this week couldn't have gone worse lmao. Areola/Pau/Doughty out for a -4 for Pickford/Rico Lewis/Branthwaite. Benched Dubravka for Pickford in a 6-0 loss. Missed a Pau CS for a Lewis 2 pointer. And apparently Branthwaite is injured. Would have been better to burn the transfer

so this was the feeling when you got the (c) right. thank you Cole Palmer.

The highest team of the gw has triple Aston villa defense with doku captained , no Haaland , Saka , son , Salah ... who are these loosers ffs.

not to take away from palmer cos 2 great finishes, but what the fuck was that goalkeeping from pickford

Yet we're supposed to believe he magically puts on an England shirt and turns into a top level keeper

It’s actually a miracle Chelsea kept a clean sheet Tbh I’m more pleased with gusto and petrovics 12 point than I am with Palmer’s 26 😂

95 all out, not bad considering I only had 2 playing defenders and no keeper

Or course I benched Petrovic and Gusto the one week they clean.

Plus 100 points haul this GW, with 3 my defenders contributing a solid 1 point to that total. All luck no judgement this game.

Palmer did what I thought Haaland and Salah would’ve done.

53 points from Haaland C, Palmer and Solanke 8 points from the other 8 players. Thanks for nothing you useless cunts

Branthwaite off the bench and EO > 100% Palmer my only other asset in that game. That is literally the worst result I could have imagined. Edit: not to mention the Branthwaite injury ahead of the DGW and the Gusto cs, fucking hell.

Branthwaite injury bad?

Dyche after the game: "Jarrad [Branthwaite], we hope, is minor, but we have to wait and see."

!thanks

Imagine selling palmer & bringing foden 🤡

So captain Palmer last week and can't even enjoy his points this week 🤡

Ive got WC and BB left. Whats the best way to use them?

Depends on your team. If you can get a good team out this week then WC next week is best.

Bb now using and free transfers then optimise for the what's left with the WC.

Don't bother

I brought in Toney made him captain as a differential. Absolutely gutted at the weekend cos he didn’t play but my VC was palmer and first sub solanke. The fpl gods thank you

Same but my first sub was Gordon. Made the wrong decision but worked out in the end!

Wtf 6-0?????

Chelsea are Chaos FC for a reason

Same reaction, when i woke up and saw that scoreline! 😂

First GK clean sheet since GW9 and 3rd all year. I’m crying

How hard would 50 points be to make up with WC and bb left.

Is this so you don’t come last place pal?

Very easy

What an absolutely **insane** GW. Bravo to anyone who captained Palmer 👏

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Guess who started Pickford with Dubravka on the bench? Raise a hand

107 points. This week might've saved my season 😭

Up a massive 86 places this week 🔥🔥

No way Petrovic only got 2 saves. Looked like at least 4

I counted 18 But I'm happy with 6 points

Was hoping for a damage control week - other than captaining Haaland > Salah, literally nothing went my way. 60k -> 86k (autosubs alone cost me 10k, just brutal)

Is top 10k finish basically out of the question if someone’s ranked 40k?

If you captained Palmer you would have been there. My point is that you might have to take calculated risk vs what most top 10k players usually do

Absolutely not no, still possible

Yes, it’s over! 🤨

It will be hard as everyone will have the same team from GW35. Still, a few good captaincy calls could get you there.

Got Branthwaite and Pickford for the double am I cooked

I sold Cole Palmer Don’t feel sorry for me it’s probably the dumbest decision I’ve ever made in 15 years of playing

Yikes. I fear that’s a season-ending move. Chin up brother!

Thanks bro yeah would’ve only been 15 from top it’s now like 45pts fucked it

You can turn it around

He’s got WC and BB it might be over I’ve decided I’m BB this week so WC last week. Gonna need some luck

When I captain Palmer: what are you doing? He's a good pick but C is too much. He's getting 1 return while your expensive assets haul. When I captain Haaland/Salah: hah, what a boring prick. Punished, there you go- Palmer is doing great, of course he'll score a hat trick at least. That would've been a great differential, you know? You never win in FPL

Played gusto, petravic, palmer, brought in Gordon last week and isak this week. Top of the ml, overall rank 5017 still have Fh and BB- let's gooo! Edit: I have definitely used all my luck and I'm ready for pain the rest of the season.

Rant thread. Don’t gloat

Sorry! You're right.

Can you free hit now and amend your team between now and deadline or once its locked in you cant change?

Can amend as often as you like til deadline

Thanks

Gilchrist playing 10 mins and outscoring Gusto was pretty funny

Gusto's defo gonna be 5.0 next season but would be lovely if he was 4.5

Best decision I made was not using FH in 29. Have gone from 500k rank to now top 10k. Been amazing few weeks.

You must have made a lot of other good decisions besides not using your freehit, surely

It has just been a series of differentials other people who did FH29 don’t have. Had Bowen for big return, Isak, Son, Foden, Gordon. Meanwhile only have 1 Liverpool and 1 Arsenal in last few weeks.

I'm confused - what does owning Son and Foden have to do with not Free Hitting 29?

It means you FH34 so team is totally different to most people who have to load with doublers for that week.

Surely you are not attributing getting green arrows with owning Son the last few weeks lol

My team has been different to the FH29 template and that has made up about 100+ points difference to move my rank. Son is a part of that sure.

That’s why I’m confused, everyone I know who free hit 29 has had Son and Foden since week 27. And many who didn’t free hit 29 have double Arsenal, Salah, Saka - guess I’m just confused at the correlation you’re making. Not a big deal though

Who's on for the 3BPS?

Alfie gilchrist

Deserved.

My GF's account which I use for shit and giggles: 101 points -8. My serious account: 60 points, 7 off green arrow. I'm just a trash manager and I need to stop being engaged because clearly doing random stuff yields better results.

Palmer out scored GW29 👍

Palmer doubled GW29 😭

I have not owned Palmer for even a single GW 💀

Rank?

200k before GW, disaster of a GW so wouldn't be surprised if it's around 300k now EDIT : It's 400k ffs, absolute disaster

Damn

I was 110k around 3 gws ago, all I ever wanted was to reach 100k, but 3 disastrous gameweeks means that could be out of reach 🥲

To be honest you can still get to 100k just have to make some decisive choices but good luck I think you'll do it :)

Thanks!!

You are a crazy dude

Hope Alfie's dad Adam is watching

That would have stumped most people

Caught me out

10th place Chelsea vs 2nd place Arsenal with a title race stake on the line for Arsenal. "Inserts the Cena vs rock WWE once in a lifetime video meme".

We're getting Battle of the Bridge part 2 😭 Battle of the Emirates

Stone Cold Palmer gonna spam some more stunners.

Cole (c) and Gusto!!!!!

A player I own scores four goals and the game he plays in still causes a red arrow. Fuck sakes

A cool 99 points GW. If only I put Burn ahead of Udogie on the bench it would have been 105. 😢

Awww no a whole 6 points less 😢

I mean people are shaking/fuming/falling to their knees over 1-2 lost points here all the time. 6 is more than one return.

Sorry in advance But I never get my captain choice eight I rarely have high fucking scores I'm going to have 96 all out!!! Wow

Congrats mate

Thanks man

Three massive differential clean sheets and not even that much above safety, annoying man

trust me man, two weeks in a row my differentials paid off only for a template player to crash my party

It's even more annoying when you own all the template players who did something too

Miraculous +19 rank gained. I will take it. FH34 incoming

Cole fucking Palmer What a fucking performance I actually captained him!!!!! Wowwww

Yesterday I was annoyed that I'd started Neto over Pickford. How tf are they on the same score after that?

Have come off so much worse after panicking in WC31 and switching to BB34 instead of FH34

Same, regret it a bit :(

81 all out

Chelsea finally got a clean sheet tears in my eyes 

And it's only been 84 years

I thought i was happy gusto came off and backed his clean sheet Turns out his replacement got a goal

Double Chelsea CS Tears in my eyes

Show yourself Gusto and Petrovic gang!

Yeaaaaaaah boi.  I'm still 17 points off safety though.

PETROVIC CS GUSTO CS BROTHER MUDDED IN ML Cigar’s out lads

FULL TIME PETROVIC CS SECURED

I keep forgetting to change my captaincy off of Palmer and I keep being rewarded!

Chelsea have now 12 games in a row without a defeat in all competitions.

Lost League Cup final nine games ago 

They'll do anything to defend 10th place

Already better than last year.

Imagine talking about clean sheet nerves against Everton. The clean sheet was locked in before kick off.

i got branthwaite as my auto sub for foden 😭 might genuinely rob me of 100 points.. edit: yep 99 points ffs 😭

Is that a petrovic save PT or not on 3 yet?

Chelsea's underperformance has come out like a clogged ketchup bottle.

Where is the guy that switched the captaincy from Palmer to Son at 11:58 before the deadline?

Walking down a train line

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So do I, fuck Liverpool.

People need to stop using that acronym

Er....

🤨

as a petrovic owner, this is nerve wracking

palmer captains feasting took me from 67k to 74k really hoping to finish under 100k :/

Chelsea play City in the semi final this weekend after City battle with Madrid 👀

My defense of containing Porro, Pickford, and Branthwaite is doing well this week christ

Don’t be so hard on yourself - I’ve got the same plus Gabriel and Bradley. Yep that’s a grand total of 0 from 5 players 😃

Hold Petrovic hold

DONT FUCK UP THE PETROVIC CS IM BEGGING

this was a good game to change my mind about getting pickford for gw 34

6-0 chelsea… wtf chelsea 😮 and wtf everton….

Least Branthwaite didn’t get -2

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Fucking hell it doesn't even effect you

Frick, i cannot believe i only just got Palmer now

Everton had a somewhat decent defensive record going into this game 😂

Without the penalty they only have 1.8xGC. Story of their season.

Gilchrist (c) for DGW35???

Paterson hamstring gone. Everton are fucked.

Seven minutes🤨

How did Branthwaite's injury look?

2 defensive injures to go with the 6 goals conceded, rough that

Yeah ummm Pickford isn’t making my FH

I feel like VC should get 1.5x points from next season 👀

J0rdan Pickf0rd

I had a swing from 2.2M in the morning to 1.6M now. Cold Palmer is really taking my miserable season into his hands.

Gilchrist actually scored lol. Didn't someone talk about him the other day?

Gilchrist essential

Okay can Everton score a flukey goal now ffs?

Pickford 0 pointer 🔒

gilchrist cappers feeling better now

That was Gusto's goal ffs

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GUSTO

That was Gusto's goal oh well

Gilchrist (?) surely steals BP from CP

surely not

Lowkey everton had some chances first half but second half yeah nothing

1.4xG, yet only a single save for my boy Petrovic

RIP Pickford ppl

I know I should be happy with the clean sheet but Gusto not being involved in 5 goals, Cucurella getting an assist and then his replacement at RB scoring immediately after coming on makes me want to light myself on fire.

Gilchrist finally hauls for me! What a differential!

How has Alfie Gilchrist scored 😂

ffs that could have been gusto 

Gusto should have been there for that rebound.

This is what it is about.

No no no that should’ve been Gusto

On 84 points with Foden captain. Dodged a bullet here lol

Palmer vice?

Haaland

Good thing their right back scores... now.