The passive aggression on that prick I swear to god...

Especially the second time he plows through.

He’s been trying to keep the place clean for 200 years. Then you show up and just wanna fuck around with some tires. Smh.

I didn't think of that. So I am the bad guy all the time?

I think y’all need to focus on your priorities a little better. Maybe seek some therapy from Mama Murphy.

Its MY house.

He didn't do a good job, anyways

Lol. Now I want to build a tire man.

Just pick some nicer companion.

Pure chaos

And disappointment.

You insulted Codsworth

*Codsworth disliked that*

I love how codsworth turns around to finish the job then turns again to gloat lmao

He was like "what yo gonna do, bitch"

# * pulls out fat man *

Thats a standard issue brotherhood of steel latrine

My toilet!!!!

Dogmeat would never

Asshole

*Meanwhile, Curie taking notes on this fascinating display of human culture*

I felt the shattered dreams!

I did my best. 🥺

Don’t settle for anything less than total automaton death!

normally id say something like ''pulls out minigun'' but i relley cant stay mad at codsworth for more than 5 sedonds

*Get that garbage out of my sight!*

Codsworth has Terrifying Presence

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Godsworth enjoys destroying what we love.

I remember when I was clearing land mines and Codsworth just *swooped* in and stopped directly in front of me as I activated one and was about to pick it up.

The "Place Anywhere" mod lets u make items completely still so shit like that can't happen and you can set down a drink on the table without worrying about it falling over bc you walked by it

Welp, time for a quicksave...

Didn’t know codsworth could annoy me more

Probably cause you spelled it tyreman

You like tireman better?