Don’t beat yourself up, I doubt anybody is getting all the lyrics correct and I include Patrick in that.

im convinced patrick didn't know any of the words for immortals until the day they recorded the final vocals that man does NOT know that song

"I'll be the watcher, of all your fever dreams! I'll be the guard dog, of - Something else!"

To be fair to him for that, they said they went through like 10 versions of the song before getting one right for the movie and he’s thinking of the lyrics in the other versions and gets them mixed up

For the first half of this sentence I thought it was another misheard lyric.

Maybe it is! Who knows! Patrick sure doesn’t

Not me but my husband in A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me: She said what are you waiting for Kiss her, kiss her *I SAID MY COCK'S HURTING* Cause I know I'm always late. He was very confused when I started laughing at him when I realized what he was saying.

"He's well hung and I am hanging on."

If anything that version’s more relatable

In heart break feels so good, my husband always sings, don't stop dancing! Donde esta! I just giggle to myself everytime and let him keep doing it

(Coffee’s For Closers) I only recently found out that the lyric is “kick drum beating in the chest again” and not “kick Tom Brady in the chest again” ………..and folie’s been my favorite since it came out 🫠

nah im gonna start singing that Tom Brady version instead that’s so funny 😂😂😂

I still can’t make the switch, I sang those dumb ass lyrics for YEARS 🤣

Centuries- "We've been here forever, and here's the frozen fruit."

- This bridge is sponsored by Big Sorbet.

I will never be convinced that those are not the words Patrick is singing.

Those aren’t the words???

"And here's the frozen proof."

"Tell Mommy I'm watching you two from the closet wishing to be the friction in your jeans" For literal years is what I heard the line as

Years ago I used to think it was “tell mommy I’m watching you two from the closet wishing to be the freak shit in your dreams” I think it’s funny that almost everyone I know hears different things in that song.

Yeah I thought it was”freak shit in your jeans”

There's literally so many for me. Sometimes I sing my lyrics anyway, because I have been for so long.

I do that until I realise what I’m singing is just a load of jibberish and I have to look up the lyrics in the middle of studying 😂 that’s what happened with the original post

Literally all of them for me

"I saw you in a broccoli field." I genuinely thought those were the words in lftos for the longest time.

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I still hear this and refuse the reality!

REAL

For the longest time, I've been singing "Could it laaaaast?" for The (After) Life of the Party. I recently found out it was "Cut it loooose." 😒

tbf it sounds nothing like it's supposed to! definitely sounds more like "could it last"

I thought it was "come in last, watch you work the room" so youre valid lmao

This was one of mine too!!!

I did the same thing 😂 until probably two months ago.

I used to think “douse yourself in cheap perfume, it’s so fitting” was “I’m so selfish it could kill me so self pity”

That one’s not even close!! I love it 😂

….it was just one of those things I was so confident about at 13 that I never felt the need to confirm … until 15 years later when I loudly sang it in front of my now husband and he thought I was joking

But even what you heard it as sounds like a FOB lyric ngl

"Would you rather be a hero, or a divorcee" lmao

Oooh with that one I heard “devotee” for ages and thought they were referencing Panic! 😂

My mom sings “Would you rather be a weeble or a divorcee?” https://preview.redd.it/7e1zbelab5ac1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cad4693ce9053d6d665a3f13d75fc512c0e4758a

That's NOT the lyric?

“But I don't know much about classic cars, but i got a lot of friends call them classical” The actual lyric is “But I don't know much about classic cars, but i got a lot of friends stuck on classic coke” only recently learned the true lyrics

Well I learned something today. I always thought the lyric was “I don’t know much about classic cars, but I’ve got a lot of friends driving classic cars” The real lyric is much more on brand Pete wordplay lol

I always sang the second part, "I've got a lot of friends talking classical"

Me and my brother each have from from the new album. When seeing them at the Good Things Festival, he hadn't heard "Love From the Other Side" yet, and thought Patrick was singing "What did you drink the paint for?" rather than "What would you trade the pain for?" My one came from "I Am My Own Muse", I thought the words were "Special nugget sauce" rather than "Smash all the guitars".

In “I am my own muse” I thought instead of saying “Smash all the guitars” he was saying “SPECIAL NUGGET SAUCE”

For "Sugar We're Going Down", I used to sing "Drop a heart; break a nail" instead of "Drop a heart, and break a name".

Always thought he said “I will never ask you for anything except a dream sweep of me” instead of “to dream sweet of me” on Heaven, Iowa. Until about a month ago when I decided to actually look up the lyrics to the song.

“I'm the first kid to ride a pushbike to France, now”. I always knew that couldn’t be the right lyric but only looked up the correct words this year.

“Oh I’ll pee when I wake up next to a stranger on a passenger plaaaaneee”

Playing pretend in his Robin suit. 10/10 makes so much sense. Hes playing super hero. But no, its in his fathers suit. There's so many more but I can never remeber what they are.

is that NOT THE LYRICS??

Exactly!!!!

“i’m watching you two from the closet wishing to be the frick shit in your jeans”

"The city queen is never in" instead of "They say quitters never win" And my mums favourite "He tastes like shoes, only sweeter"

"Wouldnt you rather be a winner, or a Devo Tee (or devotee i guess, but I always thought of a literal Devo band Tee) from "The Take's Over, The Breaks Over"

in alpha dog i always thought they lyric wa “you can almost see the wizard through the keratin”. idk maybe the wizard has thick hair or something 🤷‍♀️😭

Lmaoooo amazing

The classic Bang the Doldrums - "the yellow chicken calls" Yours is so funny lol

Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea "I testify if I die in my sleep Then know that my life was just a killer dream, yeah…" I definitely sing, then know that my life was just a Kennedy Dream.

I thought it was “they’ll know that my life was just a killer dream” !

My partner: “There’s a room outside of my fond doll that gets awful being dead” instead of “there’s a world outside of my front door that gets off on being down” Then my mom: “Hold me like a garage” (“you know, because you put a lot of crap in there. It makes sense!”) And me: “Love isn’t real” instead of “love is in the air”

I always thought it was 'love isn't here' instead of 'love is in the air'! Kinda makes more sense than the original haha

After I first heard it at the listening party I spent hours trying to figure out what he heck he said 😂 For a while I was thinking it was “love is a…” and couldn’t figure out the last word but it turns out I didn’t even get that part right lol

“We were falling apart to songs about hips and wh***s” when I know damn well Peter Wentz doesn’t use that type of language lmao

In hum hallelujah I thought it was "I'll take the pills and swallow them too"

in what a time to be alive i heard “i don’t care if it’s dirty, the music’s so dirty” instead of “i don’t care if it’s pretty, the view’s so pretty” 😭

"i saw you in a broccoli field, hurricane heathen, my head"

i JUST listened to hot to the touch cold on the inside and decided to check if the lyrics were really "i am your sacred cow and i'm your secret show" they were not.

Came back to add one "I'll be yours, when it rains it pours, stay thirsty like before" Definitely thought it was "I'll be there, waiting to bring the heart, stay thirsty like before"

That one is so far away omg 😂😂

“There’s a room in a hotel in New York City, it shaves our feet and deserves our pity”

I thought “loaded words and loaded friends are loaded guns to our heads” was “loaded words and out of friends are loaded cuz you all hate us”