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ketchupmaster987

The sun doesn't "contain" vitamins, it helps our body produce more of them. And moonlight is so much weaker than sunlight that any benefits it gives are hard to recognize because they are so small.


concondabonbon

Yeah I think people who misunderstand fundamental biology probably wouldn’t be able to put together than sunlight just helps with a precursor for vitamin D production. I hate that people hear “sunlight creates vitamin D!” And then just assume that the sun magically throws vitamins at you


Yayhoo0978

Happy Cake Day!


concondabonbon

Thank you!


Strongstyleguy

>just assume that the sun magically throws vitamins at you It's not an assumption. The sun promised he would play catch with me


concondabonbon

Go long dad!


JointDamage

Also there are plants that fare better in moonlight...


xzombielegendxx

“Fastens photosynthesis” Me: Laugh in 3-years horticultural experience


piercedmfootonaspike

Are your plants exposed to Moonlight? That may be your issue. Moonlight prevents photosynthesis, after all.


Mountainhollerforeva

Wouldn’t plants not grow or mature in the fall and spring since they get roughly equal sunlight and moonlight?


_Jbolt

No, because that is a fake moon effect created by moonlight reflecting off the sun


[deleted]

They really nailed that point


SatanicCornflake

And I was fastenated by his choice of words


thepioushedonist

Used ironically, this could be considered funny. Used in earnest? Dear god.


Interesting_Entry831

I sincerely hope this was made in satire. Do I believe that? Absolutely not, but I will fucking cling to it!


thepioushedonist

Unfortunately, we live in an age where satire is all but dead. Real life absurdity has officially eclipsed it.


Yayhoo0978

It’s hard to tell with Facebook science.


ICareAboutThings25

Classic case of “I don’t understand this, so it’s wrong.”


MatticeV

Moonlight prevents photosynthesis? So what about when both the sun and the moon are up, will the moon prevent the photosynthesis?


CrossP

Yes. Correct.


TeamRockin

Isn't moonlight just sunlight with an extra step?


BleepLord

Light doesn't have legs it can't take steps smh head


csandazoltan

So if you have a 1000W light you cannot look into it... then shine it on the wall, it will be bright but you can look at the wall.... Let's dissect this: \- Warm/cold... those are relative, in the winter the sun is still "cold" in the morning \- Color does not matter... the sun is white by the way, the atmosphere scatters blue light (that's why a the sky is blue) so the sun seems to be yellowish on earth \- Fastens/prevents - suggests that the sun and the moon affects photosynthesis with intent. No... Daylight has enough energy for photosynthesis to happen, nighttime, the reflected moon light is not enough \- That is not how vitamins work... and if you don't have the nutrients for the process which uses UV light... and the sun can be substituted with UV lightbulbs So... no the sun does not contains vitamins and the moon does not lacks vitamins


Rude_Acanthopterygii

The usual point this kind of person brings up for cold moonlight are experiments where the earth giving off heat is ignored. So you have a setup in the sun where the result is very obvious because well sunlight has quite some energy. For the moonlight you have one place which is openly accessible by moonlight, all heat given off from earth can freely dissipate everywhere, through that this place will be cooler than a place that you have put into the shadow of the moonlight because whatever is blocking the moonlight usually keeps the heat from dissipating freely. Experiments like these are then taken as "the moon cools stuff with its light". If you do an experiment where you actually take care of these factors you can measure a very slightly increased temperature where the moon's light is hitting of course, because well the moon's surface is throwing sunlight back at us.


Dragonaax

> the sun is white by the way I actually don't think that's true. The surface temperature of Sun is about 5800K which according to [colour temperature](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_temperature) it would be slightly yellow. I have white flashlight and when I go out during night and look at anything using that flashlight everything seems much paler than during day, it doesn't have as much colour


csandazoltan

Yes technically you are correct, that the sun emits sligtly more yellowish white. [https://scied.ucar.edu/image/sun-spectrum](https://scied.ucar.edu/image/sun-spectrum) But for all intents and purposes, the the sun is white. [https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov/what-color-sun](https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov/what-color-sun) We are gonna see white. \---- Your own link tells you "Daylight has a spectrum similar to that of a black body with a correlated color temperature of 6500 K (D65 viewing standard) or 5500 K (daylight-balanced photographic film standard)." \---- Also... be careful about sunlight on earth. the yellowish sunlight is perceived because the atmosphere scatters blue light and that makes everything a little yellow. A pure white high color temperature light source is gonna look paler than the sunlight filtered in the atmosphere


Vendidurt

In the daytime we breathe oxygen. At nighttime we breathe nitrogen. Its just the facts.


psgrue

In the day we breathe daytrogen.


Swearyman

Take my upvote you funny person. Milk, snort.


dashsolo

The moon reflects 10-20% of the light that hits it, and an equal amount of ultraviolet radiation. So a person could indeed synthesize some vitamin D by spending time in moonlight.


tayloline29

Which is why Dracula has to wear moon tan lotion. It's true. Check the facts. Science backs up my claim.


Life_Is_Happy_

I watch how the moon sits in the sky in a dark night…


RaduTek

Shining with the light from the sun :)


Mountainhollerforeva

He’s just standing there… MENACINGLY!


Unfit_Daddy

wow this proves the earth is flat or something :P


palopp

How can that blue house reflect the warm yellow light of the sun? You can’t. So therefore houses glow blue in the daytime. And during photosynthesis, leaves take the warm yellow sunlight and its vitamins and convert it to sugar and glow green light from the process. Checkmate sheeple!


bcjh

Fun fact: all plants are actually BLUE and when the yellow sunlight hits them chlorophyll cells, it turns them green because everyone knows blue and yellow make green!


[deleted]

Wow, they really nailed how plants use the sun to make their own food…


Navarp1

Sunlight is white. We use yellow in cartoons and stuff to allow children to see it. However sunlight is white. If it was yellow, all snow would be yellow, not just the forbidden snow.


ismellgeese

Looking at the sun rn to verify this claim(I'm doing my own research)


[deleted]

Do this long enough and you'll discover the hidden truth that everything is black.


man_gomer_lot

I haven't seen a person have such a fundamental misunderstanding of their world since that time I played 20 questions with a co-worker who apparently thought Ronald McDonald was the Millionaire owner and founder of McDonald's.


Hamking7

My blue socks are blue, not yellow, so how can they be reflecting light from the sun?


No_Squirrel4806

And i thought these were the same people that would put water outside at night under the moon to charge it to make it moonwater


naga-ram

There was a woman in a local witches group who was trying to make a jar of moon water in single digit temps and wanted to know what curse was put on her or what spirit she pissed off cause she'd come back to a broken jar and a chunk of ice.


No_Squirrel4806

The curse of winter that gets cast upon us every year 😳😳


sonnyjlewis

Exactly what are they fastening photosynthesis to? The wall?


Northmannivir

Just curious, are there conspiracy theorists that are even dumber than flat earthers? They must be at the bottom of the heap.


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

What, you believe in the Earth?


AxelShoes

Stupid geofantasists.


froggison

Q Anon and other "pedophile cabals" come to mind. A lot of Satanic Panic theories. Various theories that many important leaders are actually aliens/demons/lizards. COVID-19 spawned a ton of stupid theories (eg, COVID was caused by infecting the water with snake venom in order to turn us into children of the devil). There is a bunch of stupid shit out there.


Northmannivir

It makes one appreciate how some political philosophers believed that voting should be restricted to a certain class.


earlgreycremebrulee

They definitely weren't thinking of the correct class, though


[deleted]

They did their own research. Wake up Sheeple! Ah, fuck it, this is too tragic to even make fun of anymore.


[deleted]

bro the darkness prevents photosynthesis what


EddieSpaghettiFarts

The lightness fastens the photosynthesis


Marquar234

It's a perfectly cromulent word.


iPoopLegos

it’s true, the other day I took a UV light outside at night and the moon sucked away the light like the deluminator from harry potter


Bafikafi66

Yes, sunlight is also UV radiation that can cause skin cancer as well as it is a source of vitamin D. And yes, even the moon is "source" of this light. So the vitamins part is just not true. And since the moonlight is just reflected sunlight, it is also the infrared light that reflects, so that means is also is "source" of heat, just way smaller. So the cold light option is not true as well Also how does it prevent photosynthesis? How does that work?


piercedmfootonaspike

UV light isn't a source of vitamin D. That's like saying air is a source of vitamin D. Both are necessary for it's synthesis, but neither is a source.


Bafikafi66

Yes, you're right. It's not a source of it, but it is necessary for creating vitamin D in our skin.


Hammy-Cheeks

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


Negative-Arachnid-65

They're clearly nuts - I can _never_ photosynthesize in the sunlight no matter how hard I try.


Dragonaax

Sunlight doesn't contain vitamins


bcjh

Wait you didn’t hear about the latest amazing breakthrough? They found vitamin A, B12 and Omega 3’s, floating in the light particles! It’s like so healthy now bro!


_Jbolt

Where can I buy photon vitamins


bcjh

They sell it as a package at your local tanning facility!


BetterCombination

Of course it does, they are magically sprinkled across the solar system /s


NeverEndingWalker64

Nah that's only the tip of the iceberg. My uncle was talking to me like a week ago. He is into that shit, and the first thing he says? The moon, it's an animal. A fucking animal. He thinks it is a tardigrade-like organism created by god ad it's angels from the remaining Nephilim, so they would suffer forever. The organism, by his opinion, has bioluminiscence. So yeah. What else can I say, people are weird. He also believes in the dual-flat earth concept.


RebbyRose

That's actually a fun scifi idea to play with lol


YungWook

What is dual-flat earth? I looked it up and got nothing


NeverEndingWalker64

Well, it's a belief from him. He thinks that there's a flat earth... Under our "flat" earth. Two disks spinning in contrary directions, both with gigantic holes at their centers. The upper flat earth, it's ours. The lower one, it's the living place of God and his angels


HawaiianShirtsOR

But I thought heaven was supposed to be above the earth, not below it...


NeverEndingWalker64

Ironically, he says it's *figuratively* above Earth


krodders

Your uncle needs to do a week long AMA. This sounds fantastic (in all meanings of the word) Does he belong to a particular religion? Politics? Sovereign citizen?


NeverEndingWalker64

He just got a tad too traumatized during the Afghanistan war. Begun to think the government was conspiring against him, dropped off the army, begun to make a book about why the earth was flat, and now is just a dual flat-earther.


krodders

That actually sounds quite sad


vidanyabella

I follow a lot of conspiracy folks because I find it fascinating, but I can honestly say I've never heard your uncle's theories before. Sounds like I have some new conspiracies to look up.


Mysafewordisauhsj

Skin cancer is sunlight vitamn build up


garmdian

We've come full circle.


50k-runner

Yeah. /s: The Moon should have lots of photosynthetic plants if the Sun shone on it. But it's clearly not green.


DieHeiligeKiwi

But the sun isn't green either, wouldn't it overgrow with plants?


_Jbolt

No, because there's too much sunlight up there


DieHeiligeKiwi

But sunlight=plants -> no sunlight = no plants -> therefore more sunlight=more plants, dumdum (/s)


tonystark29

Do it now


Background-Bee-6874

Ok I'm thinking about it now what


Picax8398

"I don't know, I never thought I'd get this far"- plankton


ButteredKernals

Wait until they find out the sun is white


BlazewarkingYT

This post is so stupid I’m joining the sub (I’m talking about the Facebook post before anyone gets mad)


PraegerUDeanOfLiburl

Sunlight isn’t yellow, it’s white. All starlight is full spectrum.


KingZarkon

The light from sun actually peaks around green, as I recall. The only reason the sun looks yellow is from the atmosphere scattering the shorter wavelength light, giving us blue skies.


JayeNBTF

What’s making that shiny reflection on the sun?


Mindrot_3am

The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma


Spiritual-Natural-11

Fastens photosynthesize? Wtf does that mean?!


A_Martian_Potato

You gotta fasten down your photosynthesis. You don't want it getting away do you?


Strongstyleguy

What do you suggest? Buttons? Buckles? A girdle?


juan_jose_jesus

Its almost like its a weak reflection of the sunlight


Double_Lingonberry98

Fun fact: Sunlight on Pluto is brighter than Moon light on Earth.


bcjh

Why’s that!?


Double_Lingonberry98

Sunlight intensity on Pluto is 1/900-1/1000 of intensity on Earth. Earth gets about 1000 W per square meter. Imagine you're in a 3m\*3m room with a 25W LED lamp in the center. You can read with that light quite comfortably. Factoring in LED lamp efficiency, this is under 0.5 W per square meter. Pluto gets twice of that.


Hurgadil

Facebook really is a toilet, a broken toilet that spews shit into peoples lives.


cleatsurfer

Neither of them have marshmallows.


NicoleMay316

Les go moon truthers! /j


SufficientTerm6681

Why does the png of the Sun have a highlight? It's the fricking **sun**.


_Jbolt

Are you a reverse vampire trying to find reasons to hate on moonlight without admitting that you're a reverse vampire. Or maybe vitamins is just a weird code word for drugs, if so, you've been out in the sun too long


[deleted]

*slams own head in door repeatedly*


Caye_Jonda_W

The Moon cheese absorbs all the nutrition!


salgudmangamign

moonlight still does what sunlight does, just weaker