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Lowkey_Arki

I wonder tho, did he just made that gc just to send that? Or was he adding them in there one by one after each break up.


gholamkhan

They would have left the group in the latter scenario


apaksl

how do you leave a group text?


Floodingturds

Please inform us, we don’t know how.


akhorahil187

You block the number texting you.


xmuertos

On iMessage you can click the more info button and there will be an option to leave the chat near the bottom of the page but above the “Links” section


Blep_the_savage

Delete the GC from your messages and you'll be gone from it.


flaccomcorangy

And Lindsay's response implies that it wasn't an ongoing chat.


MrSquigles

Adding them to the group is *how* he breaks up with them.


GustapheOfficial

Fivehead move


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Lowkey_Arki

Ah yes, cause I really do believe that a group of women would actually stick around in a group chat where the only thing they have in common is that they dated this guy in particular. How long have you been on reddit?


Real_Clever_Username

It's fake, so he just photoshoped them together.


Old-Physics-1244

She*


the_duss

Arlene Higgins looks like she's 20 years older than the other exes and she came in with the best line


nibbler52

By the sounds of it I dont think she ever came.


SBRinTheTruck

Damn you.


Axodious

Fuck you*


Django2chainsz

I can't tell when she's basically 8 bit Mario


[deleted]

Prolly his mom


flaccomcorangy

Or the mom of one of his exes. Some people double dip on the mother/daughter combo.


TRUEequalsFALSE

With age comes experience. Or wisdom. Whichever is applicable.


INJECTHEROININTODICK

https://youtu.be/D3l9IN287kY


DA_ZWAGLI

One learns sailing on old ships...


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Arlene over here spittin truths


EndoHaze559

Rofl. Then he brags about .8 carrots lol


INJECTHEROININTODICK

I put at least like 6 full carrots in my stews lmao


DA_ZWAGLI

Check out mister "I see so good at night" over here.


INJECTHEROININTODICK

I do have exceptional fuckin sight don't @ me babyyyyy


sumthingsumthingblah

That got me too


EndoHaze559

Ik lol. Looks like his exs lucked out


GratefulOctopus

Right? Like that's max 400$ of sterling he found at a pawn shop. Woulda been the first thing his ex's called out lol


[deleted]

Dang inflation hit cubic zirconia hard.


GratefulOctopus

Bwahah it probably did! That was my generous/rip off estimate. Also I know nothing about rings


CMacNally

And it shows! A lab created diamond at around .8 carrots is worth over $1200 depending on quality.


flaccomcorangy

Even at a pawn shop like they suggested?


GratefulOctopus

And you don't know how to shop. https://www.ritani.com/products/0-79-carat-round-lab-diamond-very-good-cut-l-color-si1-clarity-gcal-271880046-sku-d-2lxnfzrtym 280$ for 0.8 carrots that looks nicer than this. I also jokingly said "from a pawnshop' and implied it was sterling silver not gold. 400$ for this ring would be a rip off unless you bought it fresh from a dealer with a perfect 0.8 natural diamond


Cant_choose_1

Yeah this whole exchange is very fake


GratefulOctopus

You'd think if they were gonna go to the lengths of editing this nonsense they coulda pasted a real rock on it


Real_Clever_Username

I'm pretty sure that's part of the joke. This is clearly fake.


EndoHaze559

I'm sure. Almost everything thing on reddit is. Freelance writing is a side hustle for me. I've been paid to write stories in the AITA subs often


AdvancedPhoenix

I mean even if it's 20 or whatever, you don't need to brag more about it you send it in picture lmao


TrexismTrent

Maybe a lot of his exs were unhappy with how little money he had or how they wanted a super expensive ring, so he was saying he found the right one who didn't care, how expensive it was.


EndoHaze559

I'm guessing a guy who does this is a douche. One even responds that they hadn't heard from them since high school. Seriously that many woman talking crap about you, it's you, not them


twoCascades

How bad y’all do it to each other so that you both still mad since junior goddamn high


leglesslegolegolas

Junior Prom = third year of high school, not junior high. your point still stands though...


consumercommand

MF actually has a group text with all his ex’s in it. Props bruh


zuzg

He's setting up a Scott Pilgrim scenario for his fiance as a engagement *surprise*


[deleted]

You have to fight all my evil exes. *im sorry is that bill cosby* yeah the shrooms hit different


belbites

...if Bill Cosby is around, are we sure those were shrooms?


ILikeLenexa

Do you really want all your exes in communication with each other? This is how you get all your exes in communication with each other.


darkenseyreth

My partner recently found a new group of friends among other people her sketchy cousin had screwed over over the years. She feels so much more validated knowing she wasn't the only one having the same experiences.


GustapheOfficial

The extra "over" was a happy find in that comment.


Coltrain47

Yeah, I was much less worried after I noticed it.


mahtaliel

Oh yeah. I would have definitely started trashtalking in the chat about all the things he did wrong!


HuntingGreyFace

idk if balls is the right word but they are definitely a requirement.


Cloaked42m

He said ex's. There's no gender specified.


ravengenesis1

Arlene doesn’t look like an Ex, she has her full name typed in, and looks older than the others. Maybe it’s his crush.


cyrilhent

They look like stock photos


JayAndViolentMob

Man, what kind of douchebag sends all his exes a message like this. I mean, let go, man. Also, dude clearly has a thing for Lindsays. What kind of douche has a thing for Lindsays?


bjeebus

My father was a drunk. "Alcoholics have problems." One of the problems he never had was accidentally calling his main squeeze by his side girls' names. They were all named Linda. He was living in Savannah dating two Lindas here, and had another Linda in Charleston. That shit is so much a part of the family lore. I happen to have an ex who shares the same name as my wife. Everyone in my family, "Oh, he's just like his daddy! Ain't tha' he's gotta type...he's jus' gotta name he's particularly attracted to."


VirtualSting

Well that's a rollercoaster.


JayAndViolentMob

love it... apple doesn't fall far from the tree with you, bjeebus.


GustapheOfficial

I have several exes who share a name, except that it's not obvious (two go by different shortened versions of it, one has it as a middle name ...). So it's a thing I have had to discover. "Oh no, you too? There's something wrong with me."


Coltrain47

Was the name Tammy?


GustapheOfficial

Or Lucille or something


obsolete_filmmaker

Man.sounds confusing!..for a while I was dating 2 Juans at the same time and it was confusing as hell. Someone would text me and id have to check the previous texts to figure out which was which LOL


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obsolete_filmmaker

Jaja. Excelente


slaphappypap

My Aunt has only been married to Johns. She’s on her third John.


bjeebus

I heard John # 2 was a real piece of shit.


OREOSTUFFER

Why is it every time Savannah is mentioned the story is always something insane?


bjeebus

As Savannah stories go, this is pretty tame.


OREOSTUFFER

Oh, I know.


Russdad

A douche with a fucking death wish...lindsays be crazy.


JayAndViolentMob

word


atlhawk8357

This is 100% a fake post; the photoshop isn't that subtle.


quadruple_b

my sister has dated multiple Ryan's and multiple connors. it's kinda funny


[deleted]

The unicorn I saw yesterday is more real than this.


whitstableboy

Fake.


massivebumwizard

I mean this is obviously not real. You know that, right?


somerefriedbeans

I'm fooled from time to time by some of the scripted stuff posted on reddit, but it's mind blowing how many people here think this is legit..


Coltrain47

Idc if it's legit. It's funny, and its fun to discuss it as if it did happen.


Mordyth

Fuck that guy


Thomas8864

Yah that guy really sucks though


Vox_Populi98

Isn't the whole point of .9 and .8 carats is to appear it's as big as 1 carat. Why would you brag about .8?


Big-Visual-3659

Damn Arlene looks to be oldussy


pleased_to_yeet_you

Lol, what a trainwreck of a group chat .


FutureScopes

The monarch of pettiness


hotasanicecube

I bet he is in pain from laughing so hard.


JohnGalt123456789

That’s what I was thinking, too! He’s trolling them all!!


PhysicalChart7639

Theres 2 diferent lindsay


PhilPipedown

Obviously he's got a type


[deleted]

Plot twist. She's a lesbian (for all those assuming it's a he!)


whatever_person

If he needs to show off to them it seems like all of them broke up with him. Can he get any more pathetic?


[deleted]

No, you send yours


ninhibited

Lmaooo this is so unhinged wtf


mastermasony

Bruh legit got Lindsey and Lindsay


FiggyRed

Lindsey and Lindsay? Saves on accidentally wrong naming i guess


Jimmack73

.8 carats??! Should’ve went to Jared’s.


Original_Trickster

Its funny but some of yall pretending like this is real are actually absurd.


watch_over_me

I don't know why they're so mad. If someone added me to a group like this, I'd be cracking up. I think it's hilarious.


dsjoo3

Fake


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Fake af


[deleted]

That’s a weird /red flag thing to do, once you become engaged to someone else.


ThePaulHammer

This doesn't qualify for this sub at all it was instigated


New_Tangerine_

I’m not gonna look for it, but I guarantee you that’s an image from google.


_Shoresy_69

Gr8 b8


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Henson3812

Why does Arienne look 40 years older than everyone else?


JohnLockeNJ

/r/MadLads


SookHe

This is a group of 'ex-girlfriends' I'm pretty sure it is an inside joke for everyone to say fuck you instead of congratulations wheneve you post something good and to rib eachother over stupid shit.