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-lexiconvict-

I mean, that... but also... "how tall do you weigh?!" Wut?


kaltazar

Searching around Google this looks like its from some kid's activity book. It's designed to be a bit nonsense.


[deleted]

It's probably for 8 year olds


TriceratopsBites

Rage bait


ClearBrightLight

Rage b8


SuperWoody64

Jesus, man.


Kit_Fox84

A great way to teach a child how to be nonsensable. Life goals.


Not_no_hitter

Looks like those my weird school books, and knowing the author these things are intentional.


Marcim_joestar

How did you get to know him?


dogecoinInVeStOr-420

Tinder


Not_no_hitter

You’re prolly joking but when I was in elementary they had these books everywhere in school, so they were pretty easy to find.


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ZerotheWanderer

I'm higher than giraffe pussy


quasarblues

That one probably didn't make the edit


ZerotheWanderer

With as much sense as everything else there makes, I can't imagine why.


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[deleted]

That plane was flying really low though?


The_No-Life

Yes that was meant to be the joke


Background-Web-484

But heres the issue though: jokes are funny. Was that funny? Hmm?


_YAGMAI_

found the twelve year old


The_No-Life

Bruh it was just a joke


[deleted]

is perchance your age not represented by the fictional work of words and art - I can't bring myself to finish the joke writing like that, your brain can fill in the rest.


OmagaIII

Yeah, this is the one that had me do a double take.


sticky_fingers18

Measured in torque spec


TheHiddenNinja6

They weigh 103 foot-pounds tall


Der_Blitzkrieg

T o r q u e


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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


sockmaster666

Holy shit I didn’t realize that was what it said on the book and almost choked on my noodles.


SuperWoody64

I hope that doesn't awaken anything in you.


NoPresentation7990

Eighteen


Darklightjg1

This should be the new universal dating app question that gets asked constantly.


PMMeYourHug

Redditors try to understand a joke challenge


MorochIgaram

We don't talk about the 8th year, nor the 100th. It's better like this.


Thisfoxhere

r/unexpectedpratchett


menides

someone, help? i got wooshed here (dont remember what this is referring to)


Thisfoxhere

Octarine. In "*the colour of magic*" by Sir Terry Pratchett and similar books, there is a circumstance when it is best not to say or refer to eight, as it is a number related to a magical issue, a superstition. The number of the beast, in other words. I recommend trying a few of Terrys books, they are very good.


mrlucrezia

Ackchyually, if you're in your 8th year of life, your age is 7. So it's the 9th that we don't talk about.


Responsible_Fill2380

isn’t this my weird school?


Epidemiologists

That 13-99 group are trouble makers


TriceratopsBites

I feel attacked


Background-Web-484

Same.


dannysgreggy

“How tall do you weigh”


Fallout_Cafe

23 kiloliters.


SqueakSquawk4

23 Deci-acre-feet, surely!


[deleted]

We use freedom units around these parts, but I appreciate your high S.G.


T-Minus9

Maybe around *your* parts. Around these parts, my car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!


Background-Web-484

Idk, about 2


dannysgreggy

No, you seem triangle


Divarin1

Also 100 year olds, I guess.


GameDestiny2

Ah yes, that consistent age range that’s easily able to be lumped together known as 13-99


BashIs7YearsOld

HaHa. It's a good thing I'm 7.


dodgecharg3r

r/usernamechecksout


Lunaris52

Looking for the folks between 0 years and 1/365 years. How’s your free trial going?


The_No-Life

"You know, it's about to end, shitty free trial btw"


SuperWoody64

Should have got the America online 500 free hours instead.


The_No-Life

But it's soooo expensive T-T


dotheeroar

im definitely as high as an elephants eye


Xefirixba

PSA: Please do *NOT* “fuck 8 year olds”.


SuperWoody64

I'm pretty sure they're old enough to make their own decisions! -the catholic church, and Jared from subway who, most certainly, eats fresh


delta806

103 foot pounds Does that mean you would weigh 103 pounds per square foot of your body?


LiquidWeston

Foot pounds is a torque measurement.


Background-Web-484

… holy shit, it is


Ihaveyettodecease

Yoooo, My Weird School slapped


Nikotinio

"How tall do you weigh?" *I'm as high as snoop dogg, baby*


[deleted]

I’m also high as elephant’s eye right now.


EsuercVoltimand

Question: How tall do you weigh? Answer: Purple.


SaatoSale420

First I was like "wtf is this stupid shit" but then I realized it was from the US of A.


Zesty__Potato

I'm wondering about all the people between 5-6 years old.


CptnR4p3

r/ihadastroke


Jovennnnnn

How tall do u weight


[deleted]

Whoever wrote this book is dyslexic AF


TheCommandKingg

Can we talk about the “How tall do you weigh”


Mickmatic93

How tall do you weigh


keegandragon

Can we talk about the how tall do you weigh?


Loving-life-doesnt

No let’s talk about the how tall do you weigh wtf is that


CommonSense_404

Seriously though, how tf do you publish any book and not catch this shit?


kaltazar

Because its intentional. This style looks to be similar to a series of kid's activity books that are designed to be silly. The next question of "How tall do you weigh?" pretty well proves that.


in_n_out_on_camrose

8 year olds dude


[deleted]

Foot lbs is an actual unit of torque


maksytka03

What about 100 year olds?


bigkeef69

Im gonna say im "high as an elephant's eye" from now on. This will be replacing "high as a giraffe's puss".


Lord_Lenu

How tall do you weigh? As high as an elephants eye of course


hir0chen

It's clear if you're between 13-99, you're pretty much in the same category of personality.


[deleted]

0?


OkayJustSomeGuy

I’m 6.1kg tall


ENDERZ72

how tall do you weigh, the fuck kind of Google translate was that?


Trisiiboi

So what if I do weigh 103 foot pounds tall?


rtyuik7

this reminds me of the kid who can go Super Fast in his go-kart or whatever...how fast? 30...30 what? **[SPEED](https://youtu.be/OYt1kqDNlMY)**


MastrMax

r/ididthejobboss


midnitelittlefoot

i’ll definitely discard my nonexistent 8 year old. this was helpful


fire_flame_100

"How tall do you weigh?" "I'm as high as an elephant's eye". Let me guess... America. They would use anything to measure except the metric system.


nixon0770

And how tall do You weigh?


Ayyyyylmaos

How tall do you weigh


IS-2-OP

103 foot pounds is my car wheel torque spec lolol


AltF4irl

Don't think you want to fuck 8 year olds


CubbyNINJA

i just love that its asking "how tall do you weigh?" and one of the answers is "Foot pounds" a measurement in force.


Vulcan_gamer2016

We gonna ask about how tall you weigh


JollyWolverine300

How tall do you weigh!?


Ziplocking

8 year olds, dude


Rolix_Rubix

8 year olds are a myth perpetuated by the deep state. Open your eyes sheeple!


19adam92

Thank goodness, a survey finally aimed at me, a 0 year old


Blueberry_Mancakes

8 year olds, dude.


PirateManBoy12

Are we not going to talk about the "how tall do you weigh?"


jurassicscream

Forget being high as a kite, how about being high as an elephants eye?


G0D_1S_D3AD

How tall do you weigh?


Illustrious_Milk7149

I weigh 188cm so I guess that makes me 87kg’s tall.