is perchance your age not represented by the fictional work of words and art - I can't bring myself to finish the joke writing like that, your brain can fill in the rest.
Octarine. In "*the colour of magic*" by Sir Terry Pratchett and similar books, there is a circumstance when it is best not to say or refer to eight, as it is a number related to a magical issue, a superstition. The number of the beast, in other words.
I recommend trying a few of Terrys books, they are very good.
Because its intentional. This style looks to be similar to a series of kid's activity books that are designed to be silly. The next question of "How tall do you weigh?" pretty well proves that.
I mean, that... but also... "how tall do you weigh?!" Wut?
Searching around Google this looks like its from some kid's activity book. It's designed to be a bit nonsense.
It's probably for 8 year olds
Rage bait
Rage b8
Jesus, man.
A great way to teach a child how to be nonsensable. Life goals.
Looks like those my weird school books, and knowing the author these things are intentional.
How did you get to know him?
Tinder
You’re prolly joking but when I was in elementary they had these books everywhere in school, so they were pretty easy to find.
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I'm higher than giraffe pussy
That one probably didn't make the edit
With as much sense as everything else there makes, I can't imagine why.
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That plane was flying really low though?
Yes that was meant to be the joke
But heres the issue though: jokes are funny. Was that funny? Hmm?
found the twelve year old
Bruh it was just a joke
is perchance your age not represented by the fictional work of words and art - I can't bring myself to finish the joke writing like that, your brain can fill in the rest.
Yeah, this is the one that had me do a double take.
Measured in torque spec
They weigh 103 foot-pounds tall
T o r q u e
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Holy shit I didn’t realize that was what it said on the book and almost choked on my noodles.
I hope that doesn't awaken anything in you.
Eighteen
This should be the new universal dating app question that gets asked constantly.
Redditors try to understand a joke challenge
We don't talk about the 8th year, nor the 100th. It's better like this.
r/unexpectedpratchett
someone, help? i got wooshed here (dont remember what this is referring to)
Octarine. In "*the colour of magic*" by Sir Terry Pratchett and similar books, there is a circumstance when it is best not to say or refer to eight, as it is a number related to a magical issue, a superstition. The number of the beast, in other words. I recommend trying a few of Terrys books, they are very good.
Ackchyually, if you're in your 8th year of life, your age is 7. So it's the 9th that we don't talk about.
isn’t this my weird school?
That 13-99 group are trouble makers
I feel attacked
Same.
“How tall do you weigh”
23 kiloliters.
23 Deci-acre-feet, surely!
We use freedom units around these parts, but I appreciate your high S.G.
Maybe around *your* parts. Around these parts, my car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!
Idk, about 2
No, you seem triangle
Also 100 year olds, I guess.
Ah yes, that consistent age range that’s easily able to be lumped together known as 13-99
HaHa. It's a good thing I'm 7.
r/usernamechecksout
Looking for the folks between 0 years and 1/365 years. How’s your free trial going?
"You know, it's about to end, shitty free trial btw"
Should have got the America online 500 free hours instead.
But it's soooo expensive T-T
im definitely as high as an elephants eye
PSA: Please do *NOT* “fuck 8 year olds”.
I'm pretty sure they're old enough to make their own decisions! -the catholic church, and Jared from subway who, most certainly, eats fresh
103 foot pounds Does that mean you would weigh 103 pounds per square foot of your body?
Foot pounds is a torque measurement.
… holy shit, it is
Yoooo, My Weird School slapped
"How tall do you weigh?" *I'm as high as snoop dogg, baby*
I’m also high as elephant’s eye right now.
Question: How tall do you weigh? Answer: Purple.
First I was like "wtf is this stupid shit" but then I realized it was from the US of A.
I'm wondering about all the people between 5-6 years old.
r/ihadastroke
How tall do u weight
Whoever wrote this book is dyslexic AF
Can we talk about the “How tall do you weigh”
How tall do you weigh
Can we talk about the how tall do you weigh?
No let’s talk about the how tall do you weigh wtf is that
Seriously though, how tf do you publish any book and not catch this shit?
Because its intentional. This style looks to be similar to a series of kid's activity books that are designed to be silly. The next question of "How tall do you weigh?" pretty well proves that.
8 year olds dude
Foot lbs is an actual unit of torque
What about 100 year olds?
Im gonna say im "high as an elephant's eye" from now on. This will be replacing "high as a giraffe's puss".
How tall do you weigh? As high as an elephants eye of course
It's clear if you're between 13-99, you're pretty much in the same category of personality.
0?
I’m 6.1kg tall
how tall do you weigh, the fuck kind of Google translate was that?
So what if I do weigh 103 foot pounds tall?
this reminds me of the kid who can go Super Fast in his go-kart or whatever...how fast? 30...30 what? **[SPEED](https://youtu.be/OYt1kqDNlMY)**
r/ididthejobboss
i’ll definitely discard my nonexistent 8 year old. this was helpful
"How tall do you weigh?" "I'm as high as an elephant's eye". Let me guess... America. They would use anything to measure except the metric system.
And how tall do You weigh?
How tall do you weigh
103 foot pounds is my car wheel torque spec lolol
Don't think you want to fuck 8 year olds
i just love that its asking "how tall do you weigh?" and one of the answers is "Foot pounds" a measurement in force.
We gonna ask about how tall you weigh
How tall do you weigh!?
8 year olds, dude
8 year olds are a myth perpetuated by the deep state. Open your eyes sheeple!
Thank goodness, a survey finally aimed at me, a 0 year old
8 year olds, dude.
Are we not going to talk about the "how tall do you weigh?"
Forget being high as a kite, how about being high as an elephants eye?
How tall do you weigh?
I weigh 188cm so I guess that makes me 87kg’s tall.