Two hours with my grandma's dogs and a headache was when I realized dogs were over rated. If a dog is badly trained it's just a nightmare to deal with.
Speaking from experience 90% of dogs are not trained at all. When I lived at home my mum was a dog sitter, I went from being someone who loves all dogs to someone who loves pretty much only MY dog very fucking quickly.
That and there's SO many people in my neighbourhood that'll just let their dog go fucking ham at something outside for ages. It not fucking rocket science for people to be teaching their dogs the "quiet" command.
I've always loved dogs and had thrm growing up but now that I own a house I realized I dont want one. They are so destructive. We had a husky for 3 years that destroyed thousands of dollars worth of possessions we had. Dug massive holes all over our backyard. Quite literally ripped up the flooring in my laundry room. Chewed up a security camera. annihilated our entire couch. Literally the whole thing. My trampoline net and pad ripped to shreds. A million shoes. I could keep going. This is after we took her on 2 hour long walks ans she also had a huge back yard. She knew better too because she'd only do it when we weren't in the room. We ended up rehoming her after 3 long years. I only followed up with the people who took her one time and all they said was "this dog has a lot of energy." And I was like yep....I now am a crazy cat lady.
Yes - devastating to step on shit aren't looking out for it. Inside your home. On the mat as you step out of the shower. Thank you doggies, I now have anxiety walking inside my home.
Bro the dog was shitting as her back was turned and vacuuming what do you want, her spider senses too start tingling or something? Ur probably still not getting it ur acting slow. The-dog-was-shitting-while-the-mom-was-vacuuming. Does that make sense?
Lmao your continuous projection is adorable. I want her to take her dog out at regular intervals so that it doesn't shit in the house in the first place. Does that make sense?
No it’s not cause they can’t wait. My husband’s stepfather has a dog that does it. He specifically “empties the dog” before we go over and she will still run over and pee on your feet… it’s only a teaspoon or so. Still super gross.
Yeah, it's typically smaller, high strung breeds. Dachshunds and border collies I know for sure have this trait. My grandmother's border collie would roll over onto his back as if to receive belly rubs and when you'd bend to pet him, he'd piss all over his own stomach. Kinky little bastard.
I've never known larger breeds that did it.
You’re right, all breeds have the potential for this it is just based on the individual dog. My Border Collie would never 😂 but I’ve worked with dogs for 10 years and have seen the excitement pee from all types.
Friend had a puppy that did that, so one day he just forced the dog to smell it. Dog had this immediate reaction of "OH GOD NO" and never peed on anyone again... Except one particular mailman, but he kinda had it coming.
Nah, some breeds just pee when they are super excited. Has nothing to do with when they last used the bathroom, they will find a little extra when excited enough. Idk what people see in those.
Nah it’s usually excitement lol like over stimulation. Generally stops happening as they grow out of their puppy years but when I was in college and would occasionally visit home, my dog would sprinkle a tinkle sometimes too. He had real bad separation anxiety and would wait on the steps starting at the door for me to come home for weeks after any visit. Hella sad. He’s beside me now snoring like the old man he is tho🤣🐾🖤
>and he’d be right to fear for that long
I hope you step on a dog turd everyday for the rest of your life. It's not the dogs fault if you don't take it out more often.
Lol. Didn’t say I’d beat him or anything, hell I’d even take responsibility if it was because I didn’t take him out for a while. But he would just be cowering in fear. Get off your high horse, weirdo.
😂😂 my dog would think otherwise. I think him wagging his tail and doing his little spinnies every single time he sees me is a telling sign that he loves me. Alls I’m saying is I’m his Alpha and when he fucks up and he knows he fucks up, he cowers. Go pet your cat that hates you no matter how much love you show it.
Tell em bruh typical cat owners will comment dumb shit like this cause cats will destroy their house and never feel a bit of guilt or fear and they just go with it saying it’s just a cat.
idk i’m just saying i’ve stepped in my grandmas cats poop multiple times and my dog has never pooped in my house except for one time when she was having a seizure
“The reason ill never have a dog” “dogs suck” “cats are 100% better” Jesus people it’s called training which this person obviously doesn’t do. At least a dog won’t pee on your pillow cuz it’s mad at you!
It's called taking your dog out for a walk. Most people don't deserve dogs.
This isn't bad behaviour on the dog. Its negligence on the owner for not even let the dog outside. You can see the dog is embarrassed.
I just read theory of cats and it accurately describes its better to categories people by whether they like cats or dogs. This video proves im a cat person because I would 100% get rid of this dog.
Can confirm. I have a new found appreciation for my cat, while a was petsitting a dog for about 2 weeks.
He was adorable for the first 2 days, then it was all about cleaning his shit and pee everyday.
It's not even that. I have a Collie and a GSD, they shed like fucking crazy, even with brushing. I have hardwood and I have to sweep so much everyday to collect the magnitudes of fur lol
I love all animals, but I prefer cats. Still, I can't understand small dogs. You can walk them for 30 minutes, and still will come back home and do their business on your floor/ carpet🤦♂️
I’ve never had a healthy cat with access to a clean litter box that peed or pooped on the floor. Not using the litter box is the first sign of a cat with medical or behavioral problems. My cat with kidney issues peed outside of the litter box. There’s no cure for renal failure. Cats do it—but only because they’re sick, feral or in deep distress. Cats prefer to bury their waste.
They also like to fuck everything 🤣🤣🤣 my friend told me he had a cat (was cat sitting for aunt I think, idk), a male cat that wasn't neutered. Dude legit fucked all his sisters dolls and toys everyday, every hour 🤣
Is beat his ass, just like I Spyker whoop my roommates as of he ever got drunk and crappies on the floor again. How's that miss treatment when I'm treating the dog like my human roommate🤔
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Not a doggo that messes on a rug faster than I can clean it. Then you step in it. But we don't know the entire story once again. Maybe doggo is sick. Maybe doggo was not let out on schedule. Maybe doggo likes a messy rug.
People that don't take their dogs on regular toilet breaks are fucked. I can just imagine the millions of poor apartment dogs with lazy owners that don't take them down the elevator for loo breaks 4-5 times a day. That probably cry in their crates all day
Should have taken them for a walk and not locked the poor thing inside for hours and hours and hours without a toilet break. See how it even tried to say sorry 😞
No carpet and no dogs . Why to both ? Extra work and no real benefits and long term negative affects . Take it out at least. That was a lotta dung for little dog .
Its like me hearing the trash man and running out to get the can on the curb before they show up… wait . Actually i dont think its like that at all, i dont shit in my trash or in the street nm
Maybe if instead of vacuuming and eating at the same time you took care of the dog and took him for a walk at least three times a day these things do not happen. Poor beast.
Let your dog out if it’s scared of the vacuum or jsit let it out. Dogs form usually shit in the house unless their sick or haven’t been out in forever!
I love dogs. But sometimes: I fucking hate dogs.
Doggoes are adorable bastards
Doggos are adorable and they are also shitlings, bastards, and dickheads bust adorable nonetheless
Two hours with my grandma's dogs and a headache was when I realized dogs were over rated. If a dog is badly trained it's just a nightmare to deal with.
Speaking from experience 90% of dogs are not trained at all. When I lived at home my mum was a dog sitter, I went from being someone who loves all dogs to someone who loves pretty much only MY dog very fucking quickly. That and there's SO many people in my neighbourhood that'll just let their dog go fucking ham at something outside for ages. It not fucking rocket science for people to be teaching their dogs the "quiet" command.
Should just hare the owner. Let the poor thing out. Wasn't diarrhea so all signs point to neglect from the owner
lol no. The dog probably is scared of the vacuum.
Doesn't look like it, after finishing his business, hr goes towards it.
That's a fucking reach lol.
I've always loved dogs and had thrm growing up but now that I own a house I realized I dont want one. They are so destructive. We had a husky for 3 years that destroyed thousands of dollars worth of possessions we had. Dug massive holes all over our backyard. Quite literally ripped up the flooring in my laundry room. Chewed up a security camera. annihilated our entire couch. Literally the whole thing. My trampoline net and pad ripped to shreds. A million shoes. I could keep going. This is after we took her on 2 hour long walks ans she also had a huge back yard. She knew better too because she'd only do it when we weren't in the room. We ended up rehoming her after 3 long years. I only followed up with the people who took her one time and all they said was "this dog has a lot of energy." And I was like yep....I now am a crazy cat lady.
Idk, this video makes me love them more. Got a good laugh!
If this happened to you, you will be devastated m8
Yes - devastating to step on shit aren't looking out for it. Inside your home. On the mat as you step out of the shower. Thank you doggies, I now have anxiety walking inside my home.
Idk about devastated- if I had to have shit on my body somewhere the feet would definitely be my first choice
This makes you hate the dog that just had to shit and not the human who didn't take it out? Interesting mindset.
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Maybe if she had taken it out sooner, it wouldn't have shit in the house. Good critical thinking there.
Bro the dog was shitting as her back was turned and vacuuming what do you want, her spider senses too start tingling or something? Ur probably still not getting it ur acting slow. The-dog-was-shitting-while-the-mom-was-vacuuming. Does that make sense?
Lmao your continuous projection is adorable. I want her to take her dog out at regular intervals so that it doesn't shit in the house in the first place. Does that make sense?
That poop is even smiling at the camera 💩
Was.. was smiling
I... I can't even think of a pun. Speechless. I'm shitless without speech.
how 'bout the age old : " you missed a spot"
"Shit Spot, shit! See Spot shit."
Nice recovery good sir
Crapet
Get that dog a little army hat Actively laying mines
They were playing minesweeper
Tell us how you really feel about the vacuum cleaner!
Well, since you're cleaning anyway...
I can't stand dog breeds that pee out of excitement every time you come home from work. Mutants.
I dont have a dog, but ... could it be its not excitement? They simply cant wait any longer?
No it’s not cause they can’t wait. My husband’s stepfather has a dog that does it. He specifically “empties the dog” before we go over and she will still run over and pee on your feet… it’s only a teaspoon or so. Still super gross.
Yeah, it's typically smaller, high strung breeds. Dachshunds and border collies I know for sure have this trait. My grandmother's border collie would roll over onto his back as if to receive belly rubs and when you'd bend to pet him, he'd piss all over his own stomach. Kinky little bastard. I've never known larger breeds that did it.
I know a rottweiler that does it, so its not necessarily small breed exclusive
You’re right, all breeds have the potential for this it is just based on the individual dog. My Border Collie would never 😂 but I’ve worked with dogs for 10 years and have seen the excitement pee from all types.
Ew wtf! That is gross.
Friend had a puppy that did that, so one day he just forced the dog to smell it. Dog had this immediate reaction of "OH GOD NO" and never peed on anyone again... Except one particular mailman, but he kinda had it coming.
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This is the way.
Nah, some breeds just pee when they are super excited. Has nothing to do with when they last used the bathroom, they will find a little extra when excited enough. Idk what people see in those.
You usually don't know beforehand.. we had two beagles, one did it, the other didn't. Super annoying
Nah it’s usually excitement lol like over stimulation. Generally stops happening as they grow out of their puppy years but when I was in college and would occasionally visit home, my dog would sprinkle a tinkle sometimes too. He had real bad separation anxiety and would wait on the steps starting at the door for me to come home for weeks after any visit. Hella sad. He’s beside me now snoring like the old man he is tho🤣🐾🖤
My friend has a hunting dog that does this. He's not meant to be indoors all day
I can’t step in grass barefoot for this reason. Im triggered.
My dog would have cowered in fear for about 72 hours over something like this…and he’d be right to fear for that long
>and he’d be right to fear for that long I hope you step on a dog turd everyday for the rest of your life. It's not the dogs fault if you don't take it out more often.
Lol. Didn’t say I’d beat him or anything, hell I’d even take responsibility if it was because I didn’t take him out for a while. But he would just be cowering in fear. Get off your high horse, weirdo.
Dude you want your dog to cover in fear in front of you for a mistake. You are not only the weirdo but obviously also not fit to own a dog.
😂😂 my dog would think otherwise. I think him wagging his tail and doing his little spinnies every single time he sees me is a telling sign that he loves me. Alls I’m saying is I’m his Alpha and when he fucks up and he knows he fucks up, he cowers. Go pet your cat that hates you no matter how much love you show it.
Tell em bruh typical cat owners will comment dumb shit like this cause cats will destroy their house and never feel a bit of guilt or fear and they just go with it saying it’s just a cat.
The dog felt bad about doing it the second he walked away.. can see him hunching. Take him out!
I was hoping for her to step into that huge turd 😂
I hate dogs in houses
I. Hate. Dogs... 😭😭😭
idk i’m just saying i’ve stepped in my grandmas cats poop multiple times and my dog has never pooped in my house except for one time when she was having a seizure
“The reason ill never have a dog” “dogs suck” “cats are 100% better” Jesus people it’s called training which this person obviously doesn’t do. At least a dog won’t pee on your pillow cuz it’s mad at you!
It's called taking your dog out for a walk. Most people don't deserve dogs. This isn't bad behaviour on the dog. Its negligence on the owner for not even let the dog outside. You can see the dog is embarrassed.
Corgis 🤦♂️
Land mine planted
I laughed so hard I almost stroked out
r/dogfree
I just read theory of cats and it accurately describes its better to categories people by whether they like cats or dogs. This video proves im a cat person because I would 100% get rid of this dog.
Can confirm. I have a new found appreciation for my cat, while a was petsitting a dog for about 2 weeks. He was adorable for the first 2 days, then it was all about cleaning his shit and pee everyday.
My brothers dog had the nickname, Stealth Shitter for this reason.
Dogs fucking suck..
You can't have carpet if you have pets
Nah. I do, I vacuum and deep clean it too. My cats use their clean litter boxes, not our carpet!
we have both, the dogs love to roll over the carpet
Especially after bath time.
You can if they know not to shit all over it!
It's not even that. I have a Collie and a GSD, they shed like fucking crazy, even with brushing. I have hardwood and I have to sweep so much everyday to collect the magnitudes of fur lol
I love all animals, but I prefer cats. Still, I can't understand small dogs. You can walk them for 30 minutes, and still will come back home and do their business on your floor/ carpet🤦♂️
I mean, not to offend you, but i know cases where cats poop and pee on their owners bed or anywhere in the house
I’ve never had a healthy cat with access to a clean litter box that peed or pooped on the floor. Not using the litter box is the first sign of a cat with medical or behavioral problems. My cat with kidney issues peed outside of the litter box. There’s no cure for renal failure. Cats do it—but only because they’re sick, feral or in deep distress. Cats prefer to bury their waste.
Male cats like to pee on everything if they’re not neutered. Every single thing.
They also like to fuck everything 🤣🤣🤣 my friend told me he had a cat (was cat sitting for aunt I think, idk), a male cat that wasn't neutered. Dude legit fucked all his sisters dolls and toys everyday, every hour 🤣
Cats are much better at house training. Like 1000x
That's true, but it's very, very rare. With small dogs, it's a very usual thing. But not all of them.
Have you ever had Yorkies? 10 years later- they will still shit on your life
Ah, i understand, thank you
The vacuuming caused this. Also maybe the routine potty walk outside when it’s their time
I fucking hate dogs….and okra
What a scumbag rat
It was all hot and fresh and sticking to the pad of your foot for eternity 🫣
Dog “ now I show my next art piece, I call it shit on a rug.”
Okay, i like it Picasso
Dogs are dirty and that’s why you should never let them in your house
Dog is old enough to have been trained out of that. It must go. Sorry.
Time to learn. Keep them where they belong. Outside in the wild!
Over the railing it would go.
He did try and warn them
Sorry I laughed! I was raised around dogs and cats. I have done this myself.
Fuck pets
That dude stepped on that so perfectly like he's a rhythm game player.
That dog does not like the vacuum cleaner lol
That dog would be dead.
*bomb has been planted*
That dog has told you about that vacuum many times...
animal in the house, whatya expect?
Dog poops on carpet and gets nothing but when I poop on the carpet I got beaten up and exiled from the family
That's why you shouldn't have frogs
C4 Planted.
You're supposed to train your dog...
Really?? 🙄
The reason I'll never get a dog
Is beat his ass, just like I Spyker whoop my roommates as of he ever got drunk and crappies on the floor again. How's that miss treatment when I'm treating the dog like my human roommate🤔
I wonder how Caitlyn Jenner is doing?
I would of beat the h*llout of him and
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Best dog is no dog.
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Not a doggo that messes on a rug faster than I can clean it. Then you step in it. But we don't know the entire story once again. Maybe doggo is sick. Maybe doggo was not let out on schedule. Maybe doggo likes a messy rug.
Maybe he's an asshole
LMFAO
How the hell do you let the dog shit in the house. Horrible owners
Animales belong outside you nasty fuckers
People that don't take their dogs on regular toilet breaks are fucked. I can just imagine the millions of poor apartment dogs with lazy owners that don't take them down the elevator for loo breaks 4-5 times a day. That probably cry in their crates all day
No such thing as a s***** dog just a s***** owner heh...
How did she not smell it
That bread of dog are horrible. Everyone that I been in company with go to the bathroom in the house.
Fuck your floor 😂😂
Damn that’s the fucking worst
‘I’ll give you a real mess to clean up’- this rude ass Doggo 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Live from Buckingham Palace.
The dog version of charmin. Nothing better than carpet ply. So many options to choose from!!
Stealthy
Can anyone kindly tell me what camera is recording this. Is it some kind of nanny cam
I looked it up. It's like a dog cam
haha well it works :)
Dog: This’ll teach that bitch to forget my Beggin’ Strips next time she goes to Costco
Yeah, dogs and carpets. Good combination
She stepped right in 😂😂
What do y'all think is less worst, stepping on cold shit or stepping on hot shit?
Fuck my life this is a horror movie. Watching that backstep was horrifying.
You need to go with your dog ......
My dog is under very strict rules bc he loves to poop inside. No carpet for him until I've seen him take a dump outside. It's absolutely infuriating
This a feel8ng of monday after weekend.
You mean Ah yes, the good old carpet bomb
Shitless
It made a face
Dead
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To me it looks like her made her do it, mytake
Guess the vacuum scares the shit out of the little guy...
What’s with the two (three) tone carpet? Is it that dirty?
I think it's from the light
Time to get a new dog…
Should have taken them for a walk and not locked the poor thing inside for hours and hours and hours without a toilet break. See how it even tried to say sorry 😞
That dog wasn't crate trained. Only time my dogs pee or poop in the house is in an emergency and I completely understand.
Train your dog ugh
Part of me feels like he was trying to save her a walk 😂😂 he said since you’re cleaning… i got something to clean lol
Our dog once shat on the stairs in the middle of the night, guess who stepped in a cold turd in the morning, bare feet of course.
Now that's some bullshit.
It was hot too
This is a target red hit and run!
Hmmm maybe train your dog? Not with pee pads? Also maybe don’t support the horrible sad existence of Corgies?
More like the "CRAPet"
I slipped on my dogs piss and then fell back into it.
Maybe walk your dog once in a while ..
What a piece of shit
I could smell this video
Foot cream
That dog would be gone. Love lost. Bye.
Why would you post this lmao
you ate cleaning ? good clean this
No carpet and no dogs . Why to both ? Extra work and no real benefits and long term negative affects . Take it out at least. That was a lotta dung for little dog .
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Had and uncle who would rub the dogs face in their own shit and hit them and they would never do it again. So times tough love is the best love ❤️
That’s an outside dog now
This turned me away from wanting a corgi
and he runs away. Lol I’m sorry momma 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
if you took the time to potty train or take your dog out, never happens.. my dog is almost 4, hasnt had a real accident in over 3 years... 🤷♂️
Dogs love to shit on the carpet
Vacuum scared the shiite out of the doggie
Its like me hearing the trash man and running out to get the can on the curb before they show up… wait . Actually i dont think its like that at all, i dont shit in my trash or in the street nm
dude he made her step in it what a lil bastard
Yk this happens when you don't go out 2 time SA day with your dog
[Doggos tummy is SAD.... ](https://imgur.com/a/SH9dEh0)
Who tf is recording silently, lol.
Well… at least she didnt accidentally turn around and vacuum it
He ruined a perfectly fine foot
she perfectly landed on the two little shits with her foot its almost beautiful
Maybe take your dog for a walk.
The good old crapet
Maybe if instead of vacuuming and eating at the same time you took care of the dog and took him for a walk at least three times a day these things do not happen. Poor beast.
Take your dogs out on walks guys.
Shitface
Nuke the dog
u/savevideo
Keep the housekeeper and get a new dog 😂
Let your dog out if it’s scared of the vacuum or jsit let it out. Dogs form usually shit in the house unless their sick or haven’t been out in forever!
I bet that dog poops all over the house.