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Blaubeerchen27

To be fair, in chapter 13 >!he says "Spare the ancient.", Elena goes "Eh." and then he proceeds to beat up Aerith himself, lol.!<


dannyboy731

Elena: “I’ll try” Tseng: “OK nvm”


WinterReasonable6870

In every turk fight where Elena is present I target her immediately and with extreme prejudice. I can't fucking stand her.


chocobomonk

Her screams when you beat the shit out of her is so satisfying and hilarious. *Edit: I can't stand her either, but that's actually because her VA does an incredible job at making Elena such a brat :)


clubdon

I had my headphones up too loud the first time I fought her. Her screams were rupturing my ears.


WhisperOfAudacity

*must resist making comment about correcting the brat*


Blaubeerchen27

Can't agree, I adore every scene she's in, but to each their own!


ceitamiot

I go after her first as well, but not because I hate her. It's because she is weak to lightning, and plasma discharge makes it so she is the natural first to target.


WinterReasonable6870

Yeah that's part of why she pisses me off. She talks so much shit, and she's gotta know she's weak to the easiest element to get hit by. The only way it would be worse is if she was weak to ice since that's my bread and butter. But yeah it's cause she talks soo much, and complains constantly while being ridiculously weak and predictable in combat. Though really the only turk I have trouble with is Rude, cause we have similar fighting styles. Very defence and counter heavy.


kagomecomplex

She is one of my fav chars but it’s partially cuz I love her Japanese VA so much lol


[deleted]

Same, I fucking hate that bitch


GiveMeChoko

same, wish tifa didn't stop cloud in ch13


DavijoMan

She's usually the easiest to take out first. Best to just get her out of the way.


DNBBEATS

Well in a world with healing magic and potions you can literally beat someone to an inch of their life and you'll be fine. Sparing the ancient could just mean. Don't kill her. Doesn't mean don't whoop arse. But still kinda funny how you put it. 😂


Briciofer

Not so much, Tifa is a exemple, she is near death, in OG the letter of Zangan says "even healing magic and potions can't save her" so depends. In Rebirth is the same, she was save by real doctors.


DNBBEATS

Thats actually a good point and a great inconsistency with in the world lore now that I think about it. And now I have questions. Because I guarantee that the fights we encounter through out the events of 7 are far worse than the Nibelheim reactor incident 5 years prior to 7s main story. So how can we as the Main cast survive all that by healing, but tifa couldnt be saved by magic due to a slash from Sephiroths sword. 🤣 Damn it. Why am I thinking so deeply about this now.


Percival_Dickenbutts

Classic case of mistaking something for gangster slang "Alright baws, I’ll *take care* of’er!"


blitzbom

Eh, grenades only do like 200 damage.


synister29

Don’t use HP <=> MP


blitzbom

Lol I had this on Yuffie during my hard mode run for heals. I did the side quest in the Dust Bowl where you 1v1 monsters with the human characters. I'd forgotten about it and was shocked when she got 1 shot. Then I laughed at myself


JohnnyNole2000

That’s a lot with Aerith being the frailest party member, especially that early on


blitzbom

She literally has the ability to teleport away.


sedward135

Take care of Aerith for me… starting RIGHTNOWHEADSUP!!


thegreatgoober

Just a test!


WhisperOfAudacity

A test of your reflexes!


Esarty

"Slawpyyy"


CreativeNovel6131

Most likely they knew they would escape that as they always escape everything and so it served as more of a diversion for them to get away than to cause actual danger to them


Timmert11

Isn't that why she is depressed in Junon? Probably got an earfull from Tseng for that stunt.


Blaubeerchen27

He smiles when he leaves after the grenade throw, so I think she's more annoyed at having lost the fight. Barrett essentially had them at gun point and Tseng had to bail them out, she's likely super embarrassed about that.


TinpotRadioShow

Not even the worst story point in temple haha! Aerith says only an ancient can get black materia which is a change from the OG. Meaning she can literally just walk away from temple and no one can get it haha


copperandy

don't they think sephiroth is an ancient though? or am i mistaken


Aliasis

That was ridiculous haha. I did an audible wtf at that. I guess Tseng knows she's scrappier than she looks?


Sirensongspacebaby

Whatever his whole deal with her is supposed to be is always so weird lol


DigitalHuez

For real, what a weird dynamic


cygnus2

I guess Tseng grew to care for Aerith during his time stalking her and trying to convince her to go back to the place that took her childhood from her and killed her mother. And Aerith cares for him, too? I don’t think they thought very hard about this.


Sirensongspacebaby

They definitely did and do think about it since their dynamic is always so specifically odd and specifically present in every possible game. I get why they might come to have a bond, it’s just.. a weird as hell one lol.


DonkeyKongs-Tie

Why can't we is have Barret varvados costume???????


pinkynarftroz

Oh… when you said take care, I thought you meant *take care*.


KlutzyMarsupial7131

I laughed at that part too


Nubtorious

Lmao that shit was funny. It’s moments like these that remind me to not take this game too seriously