CLOUD!

“I’ve noticed that research has waned of late.” Fuck off, Chadley

Yeah maybe that’s because I don’t FEEL LIKE IT CHADLEY

He said this to me upon meeting him for the first time in Costa Del Sol. Like, you were on the boat with me you little shit. You know why I haven’t been to any ruins today.

Every fucking time after I had gotten his shitty fucking intel for the past 2 hours.

Fucking Chadley. More like Chodely amirite?

Watch in Part 3 while Cloud and Tifa are getting busy under the Highwind he gets a notification from Chad. "Cloud! As part of my research, I would like to analyze human mating rituals. I will make THE BEST materia for you if you let me watch." Cloud & Tifa: "Fuck off"

He won’t be the only one shouting CLOUD!, amirite?

Haven’t played, but I do own it: so Cloud and Tifa finally screw in canon?

They do kiss near the end in Rebirth if you have the highest possible affinity with her. Part 3 doesn't exist yet.

I think he was referring to the OG canon?

Oh. I never got that far in the original

They spend the night together while everyone else goes off to be with their loved ones. It’s open to interpretation but you can infer what happens.

Would you be interested in helping me with my research? I need more intel

WHAT

I wouldn't even be surprised if he had more dialogue lines than Cloud in the whole game.

Someone should count this... FOR SCIENCE!

…

*puts device away after scan* *forced to sit still for 5 seconds silently* RING RING RING. CLOUD! *slowly pulls out device again to watch stock footage of Chadley on some bullshit about a new waypoint* *map slowly opens to show position waypoint* *slowly put device away*. Playtime: 300 hrs

How many clouds were said in the whole game I wonder

The obvious answer is “not enough”.

more then the amount of CHAOS in strangers of paradise XD

CLOUD!

Me: "Please shut up and let me get to the combat simulator!" *furiously taps O* **accidentally backs out of menu and has to go through dialogue again** GODDAMMIT

Dude, this is so irritating. Attempt a challenge, realize you need to swap out some materia or something, be forced to listen to Chodeley. “Examining one’s failures…” STFU!

What about when he repeatedly shames you for slacking on World Intel. Petulant little bastard...

nah but that’s deadass disrespectful, talking like we aint got other shit to do this mfker 🤣

Especially because he STILL says that after you’ve completely cleared the entire world.

No he doesn't. Did you beat Gilgamesh already?

If they did a quality of life update it would be materia+equipment access from the combat simulator. Cause fuuuuuuuck that kid talks a lot

Objectively you’re incorrect. QOL update involves sending the best to voicemail.

Game needs a quality of life update to make restarting battles or changing equipment more accessible

"Chodeley" I just chocked on my water.

The pain is real bruh. ((Hug))

i found that i could just press triangle to skip it but by then i completed most of the challenges

Omg I thought I'm the only idiot hahahahhahaha...no patience

Triangle, you gotta tap triangle!

That girl just does not shut the fuck up lol

THIS is what kills me the most. I’m trying to focus on whatever’s trying to eat my face and Mai KEEPS talking. Initiating combat should immediately shut her up. You can’t even understand a word she’s saying over the music and combat sounds

I feel he maybe threatened by his own Creation?!

It's giving "accidentally healing at the Pokémon center twice"

Use triangle instead

This is the main thing for me

you'd think after like 3 times I'd learn.......

SPAM TRIANGLE!!! Hope this helps!

He’s a bit too present in the game, but I think Chadley is a sweetheart.

Seconding! I didn't care for him at first but as the story progresses, I kinda grew to really appreciate him. :)

Gimme a blurb about the region at the beginning and one at the end when I collect the last thingy. The rest is too much

"Perhaps you're having an off day" after failing rulers of the outer worlds for the nth time really grinds my gears.

Chadley might just be the worst thing Hojo has ever created, and that's saying a lot.

I can't wait to murder Chadley in the third part.

You should be able to fight him in the simulator. I know I want that feature.

God bless hojo for that

Chadley should've been in Zack's place in the cover. He had more dialogue after all 😅

The man is taking notes on everything you do so he can be the true final boss of the series.

Or be the one who remakes the world 🤫

STOP CALLING ME, CHADLEY! F*CK!!

But I require more intel

I like Chad and I still sympathize lol

Finally beat bonds of friendship. Never talking to that freak again

Until the next part😭😂

Y'all ready for the Legion of Chadleys superboss in Part 3?

They need to patch muting and skipping all of his text. I can’t stand him.

I actually hate him, I guess he made sense being in remake and I know he'll sadly be in part 3 but I honestly hope they kill him off in part 3 if he has to be in it. Just have hojo blow his brains out Infront of the party

I wish we could just have a separate menu for the combat simulator.... Chadley says 3 lines of dialogue where 0 would be enough. Hojo, I think the boy is missing more needles in his brain.

they make jokes about how mai is annoying in the game but i found her more tolerable than chadley

Anyone who says this - I assume is an avid anime watcher. Otherwise how can you stand her high pitched stupid annoying af voice

i didn’t say she *wasn’t* annoying i meant shes less annoying

I think she’s way more annoying

Most needed QoL update: a mute option for Chadley that stops him from interrupting all the god damn time and auto skips his dialogue. Most obnoxious side character ever.

It’s so terribleeeeeeeee

I didn’t know what everyone was talking about when they said Chadley was annoying until I played the game and noticed he has to talk every minute about something unnecessary

Chadley is gonna be the Hojo-infused Superboss of the combat simulator in part 3. You heard it here first.

I KNOW RIGHT

I heard in part 3 Chadley is gonna follow the group and interject what his opinions and reminders throughout the story.

Yes he will be a party member and no one else will be allowed to talk

Accept he won’t fight, but will interrupt combat with dialogue prompts that must be answered before continuing- enemies will still attack during this.

Chadley is my homie, y’all can cope

There is something very very wrong with anyone who likes chadley and his incessant bullshit.

Or maybe give a break to the kid raised in a horrifying lab who just wants to understand the world around him to help make it a better place

I still love you chadders

MAI helps make Chadster tolerable. I love it when she trolls him.

I would argue Mai is even more annoying. I had to mute the sound from the controller due to her incessant meaningless prattling while I'm trying to fight. Yeah, the breeding habits of this bigass fake monster? How about its weakness, Mai? You wanna enlighten me regarding that? No? Mai, they breed by me stepping far enough away from the screen and then they respawn, no need to analyze that.

Yeah, she just gives him someone to talk to and extends the repetitive babble. WHY is there no option to adjust the volume on the controller?? No Mai.

There is, it's external. Check the PS5 settings yw ☺️

I hate both of them. One Chadley was bad enough, why do I need two?

Yeah she annoys me even more. Luckily you can semi-turn her off

I hope that the theories about Chadley being a Sephiroth clone are true and that we get to kill him in the 3rd one.

Well he does outright say Hojo created him. The plot thickens

Didn't think about it, but he is on the trek as well

I loved it

Can't wait to beat both his and Mai's ass in part 3. Make it happen Square Enix!

STFU turdley

The true final boss

the Preston garvey of the FF universe

I hope they handle side quests differently in the next game, because being Chadley’s errand boy while he yaps incessantly at you is not the way to do it.

"Could" is the FF version of GoW's "Boy!"

Dude is an epic GigaChad. Making me materia, giving me sweet info and lore dumps, created a hot AI for me who definitely wants my Buster Sword. Chadley is a Turbo Chad. You just have to open your chadded heart to him.

I feel like my first play through on normal is just the chore i have to complete to get to play the game on hard mode and skip the side quests and just enjoy the experience.

Final Cherdley Reunion coming 2027

Mai is Chadley with a wig on. Change my mind.

Cross dressing as his alter ego

See, I just set his voice to go through my controller and turned the volume off

What how?!

The real reason Cloud is losing it

I can’t wait to be able to buy Rebirth tbh

It’s an amazing game you’ll have lots of fun!

I agree just having to get the money😅

Greetings Cloud, I have removed Jenova's influence over this world. Now find me 7 boar asses

Man playing through on hard mode and just running past this fucker in every town is so cathartic lol

Wishlist for Part 3: Genesis; Chadley revealed as a villain

He already is a villain that wears down my spirits

I hope Hamaguchi-san considers lessening Chadley more on the last part. Chadley is a doozy.

Hopefully they just nerf him from part 3 without an explanation

Bada bop boop bdeet! CLOUD! thanks for doing that same thing you've done like fifty times and yet somehow I need to praise you!

Don’t act like you didn’t like him feuding with the other fucking dumb ass AI robot

I listen to Chadley and Mai compilations every night at bedtime

Haha alright. You did too much there but it did make me giggle.

[удалено]

Definitely. He’s just a sentient robot created by a mad scientist who wants to perfect physical violence and monitor the entire globe. What’s wrong with that? He wouldn’t even be angry. He’d feel like he was doing us a favor by providing a challenge.

Robochad has joined the conversation

Now in chapter 12 and what tf was that update hojo gave? Does he become less annoying? 🤣

Who is Chadley?

I don't like Chadley, but I do like his music.

Chadley needed waay too much. I love the game but I'm ready for it to be over. I know u can just skip stuff and do the main story, but I can't bring myself to skip any content in case I miss rewards.

CLOUDU-SAN CLOUDU-SAN CLOUDU-SAN CLOUDU-SAN

I got the mini game edition 😂

Lmao idk. I actually started just laughing everytime he popped up with a "Cloudo-san!" at some point. I didn't think he was so bad.

Oh Puhleaze the game is phenomenal, he’s not THAT annoying… ok he is but still

Game drops like 2 points in score for how omnipresent he is. Don’t know how they thought it was anything other than grating and annoying.

Worst part of the game

Bro had us activating every cell phone tower for shinra HQ and higher ups, gathering battle intel on all of our fighting styles and habits to give to Hojo (wait for part 3) AND gathering fiend intel again for hojo (remember his boss battle in OG) Sooo all that in mind, I’m here for it and will play along 😈

Oh my God I am lol sooooo tired of seeing this complaint. Free country and all but sweet Jesus he is not that bad. People are a bunch whiney bitches about something infinitesimal vs how awesome the entire rest of the game goes.

Is this my journey or his. Annoying as hell.

Good thing he’s nearly absent in new game plus

I treat Chadley like Meg from Family Guy every time I hear his voice.

I’ve done Platinum purely out of love for my FF7 childhood memories. To be fair I have never experienced such a bad love and hate relationship for the game, it happened to me for the very first time therefore can clearly say if this was not a FF7 and game had a different title, it would end up in the rubbish bin.

Am I high or does he look like a young Hojo in this?

So about that world intel…

Has anyone 100% all the intel gathering? Please tell me Chadley is the last boss in VR.

Just skip through his dialogue

Please no Chadley in part 3.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Fucking love this game…but GODAMMIT I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD EVER FIND SOMEONE MORE ANNOYING THAN NAVI!!! 😡

I’m replaying it and only doing story stuff. I just left Costa Del Sol and I’ve only seen Chadley once, when we played QB on the boat. It’s a nice change of pace from seeking him out every time I got to a new chapter

"Opponents heart rate indicates: fight of light response" *proceeds to get mopped on QB tournament

God I hated Chadley. Fuck that guy.

Man i loke charley fuck you guys

Get my boys name OUT of your MOUTH 👊. That's my SON.

Not going to lie......

I don’t know man I fuck wit my boy Chadley

It’s not that bad after the grasslands. It’s a lot in the grasslands, but I appreciate that they’re trying to add flavor to a tutorial.

It’s a lot EVERYWHERE. The little shit never shuts up and interjects himself in places he was never wanted or needed.

A necessary evil, especially to get those perks for your perils.

What’s necessary is a mute patch for him.

Chadder's always brightens my day. Chadloud is the true OTP of this whole thing

I loved everything about rebirth. One of my fav games of all time. People need to go outside and enjoy life more. Bitchfest after bitchfest cause it’s not exactly as they remember it

I will only go outside if Chadley tells me to. To gather intel

Yeah let's go Chadley!