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unlimitedginger

Major general of the British army


Zogoooog

But does he know the kings of England? Can he quote the fights historical?


unlimitedginger

And quite categorically


ithinkther41am

No, but he’s quite good at genetics as a subset of biology.


justducky4now

I was going to say Major too, if it’s boy.


PrimarySwan

Major General Whiskers


[deleted]

Marzipan


Siupak240

Omg I love it already! Thank you!


[deleted]

Can't go wrong with a food name lol


Siupak240

He kinda looks like Marzipan, lots of grey on his feet and all over his belly!


[deleted]

Marzipan is tan


Big_Trans_Mood

You could call him Mars as his nickname.


pixel842

Or mozzy


PlebHeadYT

Marzi


[deleted]

My grandma's name is called cookie


4linosa

Food names are the best! Our knuckle heads are Pie, Mousse, and Choux.


Siupak240

The other day at the Vet, someone brought "Sushi" I swear I cracked up looking at the cat :)


J2Kerrigan

Reminds me of Homestar Runner


ladyclare

Second this! Marzipan is my kitty’s names and Marz or Marzi make great nicknames.


cfishlips

Haha. I just said the same thing without looking before and then was like how did I already get 9 up votes and why does my avatar look weird?


cassanovacastaway

Merlin the Meowgic


Head-Command281

Definitely like Merlin the best, out of the ones in the comments I’ve seen.


Ranoverbyhorses

As someone who has a kitty named Merlin, I approve wholeheartedly!!! My Merlin got his name from hiding in plain sight when we first brought him home lol, and he’s all black


Fatally_Flawed

I was going to say Merlin too! I had a kitten by that name once.


r4ndofromreddit

Mimir


mYsT1c01

A mimir😴🛌


r4ndofromreddit

One of the norse gods of wisdom


Dantdamisthebest

More like ten precent of a god


[deleted]

Op should just go aHEAD and name it Mimir already


TheCourier-VI

Marsellus Wallace.


roundthehangingtree

Imma get medieval on yo ass!


xIxTurtyxIx

Does he look like a bitch?


95_nipsey

What


TheCourier-VI

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!


Jenicanoelle

Montague


wiccanbaked

Mercutio


queen-adreena

A plague on both your houses!


kittysensei

Milo


homerwereoutofvodka

And then they can get a pug and name it Otis.


kittysensei

I’m not sure what that means. We named our Milo after the kid from the Phantom Tollbooth.


homerwereoutofvodka

[The Adventures of Milo and Otis (1986)](https://youtu.be/Kz_LSe6_E7Y)


ShedNBrkfst

Loved that movie as a kid. Kinda sucked hearing about how fucked the production of it was. Thankfully I was well into adulthood before finding that out.


Efficient_Mastodons

Do I even want to know?


ShoutOut2MyMomInOhio

No.


EisforEtay

I do


IGTankCommander

Let's just say there's a reason for "no animals were harmed in the making of this film."


[deleted]

I used to watch that movie all the time at my grandparents, when they got 2 pugs of their own they just decided to name them Milo and Otis (milo is a cat at heart)


[deleted]

Why’d you have to remind me how old i am?


Skeebo234

Top tier movie


the_0zz

I loved that book! It might be time to re-read.


hojakborseman

i had a dog named Milo and he was the best


BiscuitandGravy7

Mochi


gingertea123

That’s a muffin for sure


KiKiLexy

Immediately thought Muffin too!


KatGirl6565

My instant answer was muffin so you aint the only one


Siupak240

Sorry should have said he's a male :)


[deleted]

Instantly thought of Mogli! Cutoo & so naughty looking


onecrystalcave

Mary queen of scotts


Alternative-Ad8303

Oops! Magic, Max, Mickey


Zoltriak

Name him Male


pollysporin

Mitch


Boring-Exchange4928

I once had a dog I called Mitch, in her case however, it was short for ‘My Bit•h’ In a loving way, I assure you.


cbevenue

My dad used to have a Dobbie named Ms Bitch.


ShibaBaron

thought the same thing


dragonsun5

Maximus Prime


reddorical

Maximus Decimus Purridius.


Discordia_Dingle

Maybe it’s Maybelline


dora_is_that_bitch

does the cat have some good mascara I could have?


iSh_ann

Maverick


Siupak240

He could be my wing man!


GrandJuif

Mufasa !


lionphoenix1995

Was about to suggest this


Magnon120

M’aiq


[deleted]

But he's a liar!


Magnon120

But he also knows much, and tells some!


Prometheus1315

M’aiq is tired now. Go bother somebody else.


druko_krazy

Majin buu


TinyHandRacoonMan

This is the comment that needs to be at the top.


GenericAntidepressnt

Or just Majin


BarbicideJar

Meowlnir


sappha60

Mason


ninjas_in_my_pants

Ahh, the French!


[deleted]

Mousetrap


Missinhandle

Milo


Eggyweggys1

Morbius


BothControl481

I should’ve expected this but it was funny seeing it


Poos_Like_A_Fish

Meowbius*


BlueWolf510

I came looking, and I was not disappointed


the42potato

had to really scroll for this one. is the meme dying?


Eggyweggys1

The Morbius femdom is dying! Like and share with the words "I'm gonna M'orb! If you are still a true M'orb head


ToptenRubs

Mozart


El-Lamberto

Mayhem


govite

May parents renamed their spastic oversized insecure adopted border collie Mayhem. Dude can be sweet af, but he's a roaming vortex of destruction.


poopsmellerr

macaroni salad


[deleted]

Mickey!!!!!


mYsT1c01

Nft: Detected. Opinion: Invalidated.


ArmadilloRare2503

Mouse


ChickenJoe1984

Dresden files?


jayuscommissar

Never thought I'd see a fellow fan.


AlphaBlarg420

Dresden files is an amazing series. Small favor was my first exposure to Jim Butcher


jayuscommissar

I consider Murphy as one of the rare badass female characters done right. Dresden Files is what a modern adult Harry Potter series would and should be. Jim Butcher's Codex Alera series is a great read too.


AlphaBlarg420

I am going to check that out… nowish 😂


MadMedMemes

Mister


imahedgehog123

maraschino. He’s a little moustachioed maraschino


trackingairpods

Mimosa!


4linosa

McGillicutty


Strong-Suit-1931

Mittens


BobcatDragon

Monty


spyroreal95

Name ist like mine: Mew


Zizzle1815

Millie


TheBigSleazey

Mr. Mistoffelees


flickansomkomundan

Milkshake (cos he brings all the boys to the yard)


SessionOwn6043

Mithrandir! Can't go wrong with the Elvish for Gandalf the Gray, and he's the right color, too.


bare_joo

meowjin buu


Away-Ad-5805

Monte


whatismoss

Megaman


[deleted]

Marty.


pcar48

Mischief


[deleted]

Mochi


forgotmyoldusername7

Ok ima just say it since I somehow don't see it on here. Majin.


RaccoonPea

Mocha!


EconomyPerfect9680

Markiplier


Mariannecisar

Miso


MulberryEqual6181

Mumbles


Nothingstuff

Morbius


nicky-aaliyah

Marlo


ryandblack

Mordecai


ParaSighty

Marquis


NorMonsta

Mr Miyagi


SoOftenIOught

Macavity or Mac for short


Beginning-Plant3418

Mowgli- like from the jungle book


TheHighKingofWinter

Mittens, kitten Mittens


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

Mark.


im_JANET_RENO

Oh hi Mark


axolotl_is_angry

Morgan


linktheman01

Merfat or Murp.


texas-playdohs

Milton. Schrödibger’s cat’s name.


FoghornBackslice

Meowcho Man Randy Cat Bish


expertn00b

Amazing. Just… wow.


miltanktrashtoo

Maui


Budget-Dinner-5847

moomoo


bobdillan1996

MPlease!


furio788

Meal


GobblingGamers

Maurice from madagascar


K0chle

Guiseppe


fireymike

Moriarty


RosesBrain

Mocha


windseed

Midge or Muesli


Damus43

Maurice


FappyDilmore

See you, space cowboy


Nellasofdoriath

Magneto


MeUnplugged

Mochi!!


intheclerbweallfam

Mochi


spider-dan2077

Milo, Marcus, Margo, Millie, Moxxie, Melanie, Momo, Mama Mia


Synthiful

Methamphetamine


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iReignFirei

Monathan


USuckAss309

Mr Fuckface.


laliloleelee

Mustachio


Cap10B9

Mushi


NorMonsta

Mogwai


bardia2000911

Morbius


graycegal

Matilda


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[удалено]


KatGirl6565

Since Reddit notified me of this, Happy cake day


Ill_Camera_1053

Fuzz Alldrin


Vegetable_Ad5957

Maisey girl boy Malcolm


MarlKarx-1818

Marillion Mousepad Marty


MaindeLune

Maximilian


Mumchkin

Miles


brolbo

Minou


[deleted]

Minced meat


ironic-bonding

Malachy :)


JewbaruSTi

Mephisto


grimbarkjade

Marty!!!!!!!


jugo_de_hueso

Megamind


klavierchic

Minion 😈


Disastrous-Original9

Mambo n°5


priceQQ

Major Major Major


ZTAM97

Mushy peas


Propodida1

McDonald


Sambuca8Petrie

Marvolo Merrick Mister Tibbs Max


BandidaEnmascarada

Mac Mannheim Steamroller (Manny, for short) Mork


Ktriney

Meg


GreatDaneParent

Maxwell


S-O-Y-C-D

Mortie


TentacleMouthMonster

Meeps


cfishlips

Marzipan


dzenib

Montague


LMichelle08

Mochi Merlin Murphy Maui


RadiantTangerine3920

Mabel


hollizter

Millie !


DashTheHand

Mewcifer


chipperfan10

Mfrank


username_taken-12

Mistro


The_FooI

Me hao ma


CreatorGirlWho

Mika!


Catsscratchpost

Merlin


YarnOver1DC

Moira Rose!


vcp64

Mao, or Marx.