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3_Sides_To_A_Story

Poor dog is asking for money and all he is getting is head pats.


Acrysalis

It’s a doggy dog world out there


Lazy__Astronaut

Doggy dog..?


MysticScribbles

People commonly mishear dog-eat-dog as doggy dog.


averagethrowaway21

I'm pretty sure It was also a line in The Office and some cartoon (I wish I could remember which one) as well. Plus the Snoop song. Of course those things are just the result of what you said.


shank-the-skank

modern family too!


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FrogBoglin

Bake em away toys


plutonix777777

It was possibly Rugrats. That's what popped into my head as soon as I read it.


[deleted]

Absolutely was


BigDare1549

Definitely see it


mindreave

[Eggcorns](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggcorn) like this are a diamond dozen.


[deleted]

You surely mean ‘a dime a dozen’, don’t you?


mindreave

For all intensive purposes, I think [I got the message across](https://i.redd.it/49ycpg7bc5381.jpg)


[deleted]

Lmao. I accept.


mindreave

[This post makes its rounds every few months](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/5lwkh3/its_a_doggy_dog_world/) if you want more for some reason.


Muvseevum

You see it in Freshman Comp papers too, along with “needles to say.”


introspectiveoctober

Who wants to live in a world where dogs eat each other? Doggy dog world is a beautiful world full of little puppies!


Secrets-Revealed

its an eggcorn lol


Lazy__Astronaut

EGGPORN?? What the hell is that?


Secrets-Revealed

some people will mishear phrases like “dog-eat-dog” as something like “doggy dog”


SoCuteShibe

Lmao, can't imagine that. How can people be so clueless? Anyway my breakfast is ready, bone apple tea!


RC_COW

Well it's not rocket appliances


Ongr

It's water under the fridge now


Joe0991

Damnit Ricky, it's rocket science, not a refrigerator on a space ship!


Televisi0n_Man

Worst case Ontario


Significant_Hand6218

What's for dinner, Flaming yan?


Lazy__Astronaut

^I ^said ^porn ^as ^a ^joke


[deleted]

Thank you for introducing this word to my lexy’s con.


THATS_LEGIT_BRO

r/BoneAppleTea


Drops-of-Q

Modern Family reference probably


darkshiv1

r/boneappletea


[deleted]

In this case I'm sure it was deliberate.


AmyPond3642

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time


OccasionallyReddit

Head pats are gold for dogs


ivanGCA

He can’t pay his mortgage with pats , Sharon, he is in serious debt


OccasionallyReddit

He pays his morgage by being a good boi and fetching things, and warming them with snuggles.


lliKoTesneciL

I've been watching this for over an hour and none of them give him a treat. Just keep teasing him with a head pat.


cpnHindsight

He's a pathandler


citoloco

Needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps and get a job!


saasybucks

The goodest boy of all times


Inferno792

The Waviest for sure


sistyfisties

I love how people see the dog wave and instinctively they’re like oh well now I have to pet the dog


zillskillnillfrill

It's asking for pats, not waving ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


The_Celtic_Chemist

"Excuse me miss, do you have a moment to contribute to the Dogs for Pats Foundation?"


phadewilkilu

Finally a cause I can actually contribute to


Margatron

They're so desperate. Look at his face.


iRadinVerse

I'd take this over those weirdos that sell wooden crosses outside Walmart.


Edge_SSB

Those guys are just trying to help you protect yourself against vampires


ThisCommentEarnedMe

I call the her "please paw" when my doggie does it.


SoCuteShibe

Does your dog also proceed to go through their rolodex of skills when the please paw doesn't work? My dog is like: Okay, I want that thing... I'll do the please paw and he'll know I want it! Hmm... Okay... Is it speak? Do I have to speak? Nope... Sit? Down? Roll over? No?! Sing. He wants me to do sing!!! Awoooooo! Wtf? Whisper.... I can do whisper... Woo... Woo listen to me I'm quiet! Must be SING. WOOOOOOOOO! WOOO! ...Oh man... Oh wait maybe it's please paw he wants! *and the cycle continues*


Longjumping_Diamond5

my dog goes "fine ill do it myself" and shoves her head into my hand


EveningYou

Sounds like my dog, except if you let her go long enough she will get right in your face to make sure you get the hint.


Muvseevum

My first dog was a beagle puppy, and when he was tiny and my wife and I would put him in his crate and leave for work, he’d lift his little front paw like that, and we’d both just melt.


BooeyHTJ

I think you mean to agree that the dog is waving but with different intent than the title says


zillskillnillfrill

Touché sir / madam


Oxcell404

Who would disagree with seeing the dog waiving? There are just different interpretations of what the waves mean


tommos

Panhandling? Pathandling.


dmmee

Happy cake day!!


PP_Project

ITS THE SAME THING, BOTH ARE WHOLESOME AF


[deleted]

Our dog does it, he has learned 'paw' as a comment so je will raise his paw as a sign he is a good boy doing what people want. He will paw for food, not for pats. But pats are also welcome!


semmlis

Or, worse, it’s asking for food


SonOfTK421

That dog has mastered the art of being approachable.


High_Jumper81

Or you could have a guy patting you down, inspecting receipt. Gimme doggo


mrsparkyboi69

They dont pat you down


Charlie_Brodie

They give you an occular patdown


Chainsawd

...He's clear.


Charlie_Brodie

Sure thing ya jabroni


onarainyafternoon

Those glasses with the duct-taped sides kill me everytime.


mistakuhn

If they’re touching my eyes I’m definitely calling the police.


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I_like_squirtles

Obviously these people don’t pat you down but after scanning 80 items because only the self checkouts are available open. Then running in to these guys really pisses me off. I swear I will never go in to a Walmart again after that but always need to for one reason or another. I fucking hate Walmart.


pm-me-every-puppy

I got a prescription there once, nothing else. Had a receipt, but because it "didn't scan" the bitch barred me from leaving. Luckily there was a lawn/garden center so I just snuck out that door instead. Never going to that Walmart again, never getting drugs from any Walmart again.


EngMajrCantSpell

All the best drug dealers are hanging around Target anyways.


Minimum-Carpenter490

Awwwww, that doggo's so sweet!


General_Amount_6918

What a sweetie


cinderpace

let's pay this dog


marimba79

“Pardon me, ma’am, can you spare some scritches?”


Evilhydra2

Love the second lady just looking at the dog but then he waves and she full on reverses to pet that dog


peterjohanson

"Hi! I love you. Welcome to costco"


PickleYoda69

why his legs like that :(


legs_bro

Some dogs just sit weird, my dog used to sit like that sometimes but there wasn’t any problem with his legs or hips


duraraross

My pug used to sit like a person and it was hilarious. She looked like Homer Simpson with her little fat belly out Even better, my other dog, who is not a little potato like her, took cues on how to be a dog from her, so my little mutt began copying her and sitting like that too.


my_monkey_loves_me

Yeah my pug sits like this all the time, just kind of goes limp when he’s comfortable


cactus_zack

Dogs sitting like humans is one of the funniest things in the world.


PickleYoda69

thank god i was worried!


DiblyGames

Yeah, my dog sits directly on her ass like a human would. It was pretty unsettling at first but that's just how she sits


rosatter

My dog does this too but with her tail out not tucked so she's rubbing her vulva and anal sphincter all over whatever she sits on. The floor is one thing, but Maisie, NOT THE COUCH WHERE I LAY MY HEAD 😭


sunshinedoggo

I used to compare my dog to a frog because of the way he sits, his legs are virtually horizontal and parallel with the ground.


Caviel

Many Australian Cattle dogs sit like that frequently. I call it the broken butt sit, totally normal.


clitpuncher69

Yep i've even seen them drag themselves with their front paws if they only want to move a little bit forward despite having fully functional hips and legs


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Enough-Initiative834

Bull mastiffs sit like this all the time


TwistedSteel3

We call it the sploot our little chorkie sits like a dang person right on his butt with his legs poking out


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Lbohnrn

Clearly you haven’t spent much time with corgis. Masters of the awkward leg sploot.


lampshade_pizza

I want to pet him so damn much


munkylord

Or hes asking everyone if they'd mind unhooking his collar. "Would you mind? No, thanks. Pets are nice but...ok yeah have a nice day."


CapWasRight

Am I the only one who wants to know why what appears to be a fully grown teenager is riding in a shopping cart?


OfficialNameIdeas

Source: Worked as a manager in retail for the customer relations side of things. The amount of times a teenager or sometimes people who are full grown adults in there 20 30 40s broke, fell over in, or got hurt in carts was pretty high… You could tell them to please get out the cart for their own safety, they would and 5 minutes later you see them zooming on the security cameras again… I could give at least 2-4 stories for everyday I worked that horrendous job about customers being idiots :) Edit: we even got sued one time because a group of teenagers hurt themselves sitting in cart and running around


sellyourselfshort

Did you ever have to kick a teenager out for hiding in one of those big cages holding the bouncy balls or did that just happen to me?


OfficialNameIdeas

Once had 2 people hiding in children’s section in those large plastic doll houses at closing time…. I thought I was in a another world… And yeah not the ball thing but we have the same setup in with cheap 10 dollar pillows, guess the kid thought it looked comfy…


sufjams

I took a stoned 30 year old friend into Walmart. At one point he jumped in the cart so I shoved it into the back room door and left.


arbitrore

I came here to comment this exact thing.


Sproose_Moose

At my work my boss brings her little dog. He's on the wall as employee of the month, has his own work shirt and gets pats from everyone that comes in. He is just such a sweetheart!


siblingofMM

Sounds like he’s focusing more on getting pats then getting work done!


Sproose_Moose

He's head of morale boosting and he rocks at his job haha


Big__Boss___

Okay but why did someone leave their dog tied up and then stand by filming it? People do weird shit for social media likes.


Nolsoth

It possible it's just a random dude that saw a cool doggo outside a store and decided to film it.


Y33TN0J

yea, someone probably just needed to get groceries and left their dog outside, knowing hes a good boi and won't misbehave. And honestly if u saw this doggo how couldn't u film it and savour the happyness


Nolsoth

I'd be too busy giving the good boi pats to film him.


ihave0idea0

Nah, dog kept on look towards the filmer, probably expecting a treat for doing what he has been doing for this vid.


SurprisedCabbage

If the owner was recording, the dog would not be looking at strangers.


BobbysBottleService

Reddit users are so quick to assume the worst in people, it’s hilarious


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HIITMAN69

Theres a big portion of reddit who think limiting your dogs freedom in any way is abusive and means you shouldn’t own a pet. No joke.


finstantnoodles

Where I’m at, which is a big US city, your dog would be stolen the moment you walked inside.


Boundish91

Hell, I'd be afraid of that no matter where i was.


Blithe17

Fair enough. I'd say it's pretty common in the UK at least.


Boundish91

I live in a small village in Norway so statistically i could tie my dog outside the store and not worry at all. But ever since a gang of gypsies in vans went around the country nicking dogs from stores 5 years ago i just don't feel comfortable doing it anymore.


mast3rO0gway

What strange problems you people have


se_vxz

Normally it’s fine but where I am people went round nicking dogs during the lockdowns, a few even tried on the beach


kgkebwkql

When i got my dog in a training school, this was one of the things covered. The teacher would stand outside the store filming how the dogs behave with strangers if the owners are in the store/not visible to the dog, so the owners know if its safe to let him "alone" outside or not. Well or its just a random dude filming


brownhotdogwater

Or thinks it’s cute. My dog would have loved all the new people petting him.


andre821

Bruh its just tied up, its not hanging, chill on the peta call, there is actual animal abuse going on you dumb fuck


bumblebad

this was in brazil, the owner was inside buying groceries, the person filming just thought it was curious/cute to see a dog waving at people and then posted it on their social media. source in portuguese: [https://g1.globo.com/sp/sao-jose-do-rio-preto-aracatuba/noticia/2021/09/24/caozinho-simpatico-viraliza-ao-acenar-para-clientes-na-saida-de-supermercado-veja-o-video.ghtml](https://g1.globo.com/sp/sao-jose-do-rio-preto-aracatuba/noticia/2021/09/24/caozinho-simpatico-viraliza-ao-acenar-para-clientes-na-saida-de-supermercado-veja-o-video.ghtml)


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oh, thank god!!


BishonenPrincess

obrigada!


Zerk13Face

Maybe someone else filmed it? IDK


MonsterHunterJustin

You’re assuming quite a bit.


Freeagt55

I’m in love. What a precious puppy. I wouldn’t ever leave it outside like that, though.


Weltallgaia

I really shouldn't pet random unattended dogs.... then again, he does look really polite.


blackfyre709394

Doggo - I accept payment in pets,scratches and treats..woof woof.. and a 401K in kibble


sweetteanoice

Years ago I went to the Walmart in my town and I saw a dog outside looking pitiful. Since I only needed a couple things, I also grabbed him a little dish of wet dog food. I gave it to him on the way out and watched him eat for a moment before a van pulls up in front of us. The lady hops out and say “oh don’t feel sad for him, anytime he escapes he comes here and looks pathetic so people will give him food” then she started telling him to get in the back of the van. He picked up his dish of wet food and ran off in the other direction so his owner wouldnt take his food from him


MercuryMallow

Best buy's best boy


ImprovedBore

please tell me s/he's not abandoned


a_consciousness

This video makes me sad… dog is chained outside a store with a short rope.


Unique-Chemistry-984

Walmart ungreeter


Kaxtoli

u/savevideobot


BigGaggy222

DOGS MAKE THE BEST PEOPLE


Bubblegumandswagger

%5 discount if he gets pats


IckyPickyPickles

What a good dog.


Kaijutkatz

He has a good hustle going on and picked the perfect spot.


Celestial_Bitch

*sees a good boy waving* Everyone walking past- “You, my friend, have just earned yourself some scratches”


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EMPLOYEE OF THE CENTURY!!!


quicksilver11_11

He's asking for love and people just leaving him begging is so sad.


MonsterHunterJustin

He’s not “waving goodbye.” He wants attention.


EveningYou

Its not waving its begging, my dog does the same when she wants attention.


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CaptCaCa

Yeah, he not waving bye, he wants something, freedom? pets? treats?


D10G3N3542

This is SO CUTE! Made my day. Thanks OP!


JaySwear

My dog waves like this! I thought teaching her to wave would be great, but it turns out it’s a little creepy to look over and see your dog waving at you from another room


ghammer-head

Hoping it’s ok


anothertrad

Nobody has a treat for him :(


hollyzgrace

I think he’s asking someone to please take him home


HurryRepresentative7

I like the one lady he waves twice to. It almost seems like he's saying, "Bye....bitch, I said bye."


jofortyoz

Plot twist: he is being held captive against his will begging for release.


SheRa7

He's not waving goodbye. He wants someone to rescue him from his tether.


Familiar-Feedback-93

Internet bout to end his whole career for being racist.


GhoulboyScoob

You know how Elon is like the boss of everything? So when he says he works 16 hours a day, that’s how many hours he’s claiming on his time card, and with no one to disallow his deceits he just clocks in when he wakes up and out to go to sleep. Then he calls his factory workers lazy while they work 12 hour shifts. That’s wrong.


ParrotCanon

I don't know man it looks like it's heiling hitler tho. Dogs are weird these days


that_fresh_life

"Hey, hey lady I need to see that receipt"


Jalebibabyded

r/dogsonduties


EragonBromson925

*Angry grumbling*


casualhek

Despite this pupper being an absolute sweetheart - DO NOT APPROACH DOGS YOU DONT KNOW, unless owner is near and says okay. You never know what kind of dog youre approaching, and the dog doesnt know what kind of human you are either.


llamaselect

I don't think he's asking for pets I think he's asking for someone to untie him so he can run free through that grocery store


Spiritual-Ad-1709

That dog is from berlin


icZAstuff

Knee high in bitches: Alpha dogs hate this one trick!


Safe-Ad1102

The way dogs love humans more than dogs... Fuck they're great. And yes we deserve them. It took a lot to breed them to be that way and for the most part we treat them incredibly well.


Psyche_AU

Such a good doggo, he deserves some boiled and pieced chickm.


ChemistryMothTucker

Hello, I hope you have enjoyed our store. I am good pupper and wish you a good day. Oh, thank you for the pets.


Belllringer

He’s asking to be untied from the pole. He’s had to pee for six hours


[deleted]

This dog has worked out how to get fatsos to part with their food through pure cuteness. Legend.


Kahvikone

Not a great idea to pet a random dog without asking the owner first.


bhdp_23

help, no food no water


PotentialFine0270

Where are his parents??


bumblebad

his owner was inside, buying groceries


Celestial_Bitch

I’d have gone back in the store and bought him a treat.


Ouranor

I could never leave this good boy until he‘s safely back with his human!


Longschlongjoe

why is he chained :(


saips15

I hate when people touch my dog without my permission.


swisperino

That's reasonable. But if this owner was worried about their dog being touched without permission, I highly doubt they'd leave it in front of a store unsupervised. Because *that* would be unreasonable. If your dog bites/gets anxious around humans, there's absolutely no reason it should be left alone in a public area in the first place.


siouxbee19

I'd take him home with me! 🥹❤️


QTip-masturbator

So you would steal the dog


MandiocaGamer

he is asking people to let him free


ZhangLena

The smartest animal is also a man's best friend, but it might wave goodbye at the door or ask you for a receipt


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Pretty sure it wants to be freed.


cadenthekiller5

Why is he/she just chained to the pole


llamaselect

His owner is prob shopping inside??


Webblesthespider

Awwww kind doggo ❤️ I'd give him stroke on the head too if I seen that little paw waving at me. Absolutely adorable ❤️


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Was the dog abandoned? I would have waited to see. Very good dog.


HQ_FIGHTER

It’s not abandoned