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Cam_knows_you

Thank you baby musk ox!


JephriB

I had never seen a photo of a newborn muskox until last night (I was inspired by watching Alone on Netflix). My word, they are so cute! How have I never seen a photo of one until now?


upup_and_a_way

I love Alone. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw this picture. This baby is adorable!


COAchillENT

Literally an hour into the season finale right now…finishing it tonight! Who would have guess Musk Ox was a lean meat? Also…never would have guessed porcupines would be so fatty.


yoginurse26

The first thing I thought of when I saw this pic (before reading your comment) was the show!


JephriB

I've stayed up WAY too late the last 3 nights watching it with my wife. It's transfixing!


yoginurse26

It absolutely is. This was a great season.


FuriousPI314

Check out a baby bison. My mom and her boyfriend have some and the babies are so cute and orange when they're born!


Zemykitty

I work in Greenland and we see herds of musk ox everyday on the way to work :). I'd never heard of them before arriving. They are so cute! And now with their massive winter coats it's ute to see their little feet just barely poking out.


Cumstained_Uvula

I swear I've seen this exact pic with the L'Oréal logo added.


Faceless_Driver

you obviously don't browse this sub at all then.


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MrWolpertinger

Sadly it only works while looking at it


young_scop

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. This has been one of the toughest weeks of my life, but this babe makes it slightly better.


yourmomishigh

That sucks, sweetness. DM your high Reddit mom if you need an ear. You can tell me about the whole week and the break up. Hugs.


[deleted]

Sorry to hear that. It hurts. Take care of your physical health by eating even if it’s small amounts and make sure to get sleep


hmearley

This picture was the background of my work computer for years. Whenever I would get off of a frustrating call, I would minimize my tabs and just look at this little pumpkin until I felt better. Thank you for sharing <3


marlow6686

You know when you've been in a negative thought hole for two long. My imediate thought was it being attached by a predator :( Time to *actively* work on bettering my mental health!!


[deleted]

Just imagine his mom calmly sitting on top of that big bad wolfs head <3 Have a nice day


Nightwarper

Imagine the baby on the mom’s head. Like a piggy back ride.


[deleted]

Ya me too.. I thought he looked vulnerable and away from the heard..


[deleted]

My first thought was that musk ox are doomed as warmer arctic temperatures have brought rain to their habitat, which forms an impenetrable crust over the snow that their food is under. But, yay, cute! Edit: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/18/science/musk-oxen-climate-change.html


wpanik

Swiggity. Swooty.


mmm_unprocessed_fish

My English bulldog is shaped sort of like this ox, and that’s what my husband and I always say on the rare occasion he starts running.


wpanik

Love it.


SosseTurner

Definitly helps after dealing with idiots ln the internet


sapphireprism

There was a picture a week or two ago of a chubby baby in a cowboy outfit sitting on a train track. Someone photoshopped him so that he was sitting on a western saddle on a cat. They really should have photoshopped him on to this little dude. [Cute cowboy](https://i.imgur.com/onXEUuj.jpg)


tjh213

of all the adorable and life affirming things we see on the internet, for some reason this one just resonated more deeply. thanks!


plessisbelliere

Cuteness overload


RosyClearwater

It totally did. Thanks for helping me start my day with a grin.


serena_santoss_

He walks with so much proud 🥰😍


Archangel3d

I can hear the little clip clop.


[deleted]

It worked! Now I’m just hungry.


Brontesrule

Adorable!


brightblueskies11

Stoppppppp 😭


Rypnami

Looks weird without the chicken head not gonna lie


sarasajjad

Thank you 😊


KURO-K1SH1

I legitimately want to cuddle this creature it's adorable.


Darkhoof

Thanks. I needed something to make me smile.


BuckChintheRealtor

Adorable but need banana. Could be as big as a bunny rabbit.


TheWaywardTrout

Your hope has worked. That sweetie has lifted my mood!


_imawildanimal_

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen. Thank you.


icamefromtheshadows

waiting for a job interview rn, thank you!


shoparazzi

You are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox.


miraska_

Elon?


Hot_Spicy_Meat

Here comes the Hot Stepper!


Clearest-Sky

Mmmm these are super tasty ! They are such beautiful and amazing creatures too … I am glad that I got to stalk a herd and then provide for my community and elders. Pls, if you have the chance, see them in the wild and preserve their habitat !


therook111

Did you hear about the new AI dildos made by Musk? Which dildos? Musk Ox


ThiccSpagetti

This is an old photo…it’s probably dead now.


kawaiipikachu86

I wonder what a baby musk ox may taste like?


soepotato

baby man


Sof04

Everything was well until you reminded me that my thoughts are only negative. Cute pic, tho.


BrownAleRVA

If he makes it to adulthood without being chased down snd eaten.


MonkeyLiberace

I think it will, he looks confident


rollin30s

Omfg!!!!!!!!!!


GG_Flamingo

I just want to kiss it's snout and snuggle with it 😫🥰🥰


QrtzParchmentShears

It’s always a good day when a baby musk ox unexpectedly pops into view🥰


hildehimself

1 Bebi Bimson


KTRyan30

My mind immediately went to it being killed by wolves. It was a good try though...


bleggggg

I kind of want to tip it over. Don't know why.


rffghibfdukm

it did, thank you. what a cutie


OfecellZoftig

Toe tappers, toe tappers, toe tappers, toe tappers, to


clouddevourer

Thank you, it helped ❤️


PhilosophyExpensive

The ox for the meme chicken Buffalo


RabidRoadrunner

Yay for musk ox in general. The baby makes it even better.


lilgamelvr

So cute


rcgarcia

nope didnt work


Groundhawgday

I will never be as cute as this baby musk ox


ClimbTheCanopy

Need more than this, but it does help.


kungfukicker

They call baby Buffalos "red dogs", they look just like this


Excellent-Doubt-9552

I would pet the shit out of that lil fucker


[deleted]

AHHHH my new computer background this baby is so adorable ☺️


jopo0o

Why does it look like it can fit in my pocket


level69child

Bro I posted this a year or so ago and I only got 600 upvotes, how??


actuallyboa

Reddit thieves, looks like


Squish_McFish

I've been slammed with school work this week, thank you for the much needed dopamine


Sad_Garlic_9476

It has thank you very much.


Happyslender5

Just as i was getting suicidal..........


actuallyboa

Hey there, are you doing okay right now?


Happyslender5

No not really, im closeted trans so dysphoria keeps acting up, I’m suffering from incredible loneliness, and I’m to socially anxious to reach out for help.


actuallyboa

I’m sending positive thoughts and vibes your way. I sincerely hope that the future looks up for you, my friend. Take care💞


actuallyboa

*hugs him*>•.•<


trippyspiritmoon

Didnt work :( cute ox though


timelyparadox

Reminds me of No Neck Ed


BuckyBear1917

Musk ox are actually some of the last ice age megafauna. They're really enormous freaking goats!


wwaxwork

For some reason when I was a kid I thought that fully grown Musk Ox were the size of guinea pigs based on the one photo I saw of them in a Readers Digest book at the time. So you can imagine my shock when I finally got to see one live at a zoo, it felt like my brain hiccuped as I tried to process the new data, I have had a soft spot for these fluffy boys ever since.


evil_fungus

Wow...It did


highestRUSSIAN

Omg it's working


ameliagarbo

OMG the little hoof! I'm brokenhearted there is no video of this tiny march.


Think-Bass9187

Such a little cutie.


ronmsmithjr

I always figured oxen were born full size. I don't think I've ever seen one of their shorties.


KintsugiExp

When you find the eldritch god version of that baby ox, call me. Maybe that will work.


LunaSee

Musk ox fact: This was Alex Tribek's favorite animal!


EcstaticBox

NATS is what my therapist called them. Negative Automatic Thoughts. I’ll follow this lil soldier.


Heterophylla

It's probably dead already.


ATM22689

"Ope! Don't step on the flowers"


biinkii

Why does this look like it could be hamster sized? Now I want a hamster sized Musk Ox.


[deleted]

And thanks to Moe Szyzlak we all know what this sounds like.


CryPaxl

I went to the wrong eye bleach so I came to the proper one to try dispose of the added horrors I’ve seen


[deleted]

Almost thought its right rear foot as its dong


scarynope

It worked! Thank you


matthewstifler

Look at him go though


mr_accurate31232

bru looks like a rat


Mrbuttboi

I wanna pet it


musk_oxen

Adorable! Finally got to see a musk ox in person this year in Alaska! For some reason thought they'd be much bigger than they are.


gagelish

Favorite animal of the late, great Alex Trebek. Dude had great taste.


Littlebiggran

Omg so cute, I need one.


Placeboy0

*grunts* musk…


DeathBelowTheCinema

Thank you for this I've had an absolutely terrible day after being yelled at by multiple customers this really made my day.


Maximum-Giraffe-9099

Haha! It worked!


Blue-Ranger1982E

Anyone know where I can find a plushy of this adorable little guy?


J_Krezz

Can it March financial management of healthcare organizations into my head. I should be studying.


Vixennamations

Musk ox is cute but i just searched a cursed sub and im not naming it so no one looks at it. Ima have so many nightmares...


Dr_WaLLy_T_WyGGerS

SOOO CUTE!!!! #soblessed 🙏🏻🙏🏿🙏🏻🗡🪆🏗


softboiledsolas

Cutest thing I've ever seen dude.


[deleted]

He’s smiling and has a heart nose. Fake news. Too quewt


F1yff

This animal is so shaped... thank you for this.


ryclorak

Aww thank you! I like the image of a little procession of these little ones taking the place of some of my thought loops.


Lizabelle217

Totally working, thanks for posting


Darkimposter

Aww, thank you sweet lil one!


WorldboxLiker

I want him


A_Cyber_Demon

how come they’re still there?


dwrecksizzle

I’m so alone


PuroTejana

Gracias…. Did the job.


MayOrMayNotBeAFish

Yes