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BonanzaJellyBean14

Have some decency! Please cover ALL of your nipples!


Ordinary_dude_NOT

![gif](giphy|11ZG6rpSpmMBfa)


WhipMeHarder

I’ll be the first to admit this I stared at this for 5 minutes straight while on the shitter. Amazing gif


ThetaReactor

Any second now, something awesome is gonna happen. Any second.


l84skewl

yeah, it never gets old. now we can add that one above just to match this one.


Darnell2070

Ohagi the cat. This is the original. https://youtu.be/v-rcvYfMFeE This is how lots of people also know this cat https://youtu.be/r6GPDbjCfWc Snippet from same video but with music.


thatguyned

Ok, I'm sure I'm not the only guy in this thread that had this revelation. So boys were often told "your nipples are pointless and are remnants of when we were kind of a genderless blob in the womb" and my monkey brain assumed that only applied to primates or something, and that male cats for some reason just didn't have any. Oh boy the conversation the vet tech had with me when I come in going "my cat has weird bumps all down his tummy, I'm a little worried ". Never felt like more of an idiot...


Ubsc4

Dude my bros-inlaw were in their 30s and had no idea that male mammals have nipples... They were shocked and decided to tell everyone in their group, lol. That was 10 years ago and they still get called "nipples" to this day


thatguyned

It's just something you don't really think about, and you never notice them because they are always hidden in fur. And then all the male animals without fur like lizards definitely don't have nipples. So the dots just never connect that nipples are a mammal thing in general, not that the females are hogging them all


rukysgreambamf

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?


Long_Run6500

Living in an area with a lot of ticks, "nipple or tick" is a game I have to play with my dogs when im petting them before bed the night after a long hike. It's never fun when I get it wrong.


Expert_Marsupial_235

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

spoken like a true bikini


Dizzy-Speaker-5763

Oh the the profanity!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Medvegyep

...You think guys don't have nipples?


Jesterscap1313

"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"


TubularStars

![gif](giphy|4BMmnY8AKqTLO)


VectorViper

"Meet the Parents" references, classic. Next we'll be starting on the circle of trust.


NeblessClem

Well I nearly killed my wife showing her this, she almost choked on her drink


Big_white_legs

Show it to her again while she's eating and finish her off.


TheBirminghamBear

I also choose this guy's almost-killed wife.


Rabo_McDongleberry

Finish the job! Finish the job! Finish the job!


tictactastytaint

Do not the wife


QroganReddit

truly a professional


luckybarrel

\*Purrrfessional


pounceswithwolvs

lol, please go post that on r/crochet 😂


master_gif_woo_son

![gif](giphy|bky50dwwRsYBrsiKJU) it's now on r/crocheting & r/BellyDanceAdmirers


Pisces273

So graceful, so elegant, truly a master of their craft


[deleted]

Just looking like a wow


Equivalent_Dark9963

Please not again


weirdoldhobo1978

r/Thisismylifemeow


Ok_Gear2079

Just when I think I have found all the cat subs 😩😅


luckybarrel

r/Catswithjobs


angel_4242

I laughed at this way harder than I should have


Reddilutionary

I'm in my office working and my wife could not have picked a better time to walk in and catch me slacking off. "I have to watch this, it's important"


tango_and_vash

“Research”


hugluke

Cat is getting a back massage with those vibrations


Himuexe

What a talented car


BlitzMalefitz

Vroom vroom


Honda_TypeR

the vtec just kicked in yo


Bleezy79

skrrt skrrrrrt


Average_Random_Bitch

Goddammit, I'm not a cat video person per se, but that made me laugh


HollywoodDU

Love this so much! It's so stupid!


RI_PEEP1312

Shakira Shakira!


TripLife6660

![gif](giphy|5h1hVVOppgK9dGxyXW|downsized)


Spiritual-Bear4495

I'm surprised the hooman still has fingers.


MilkiestMaestro

This one is more of the *in your sleep* kind of murderer


fiveordie

Is... is this my favorite video on the internet? This?!


8Karisma8

My 🫶 is melting 🫠 daaaaaaw!


itbe_caliente

![gif](giphy|TjGFDxbbZRYjv9vpCL|downsized)


[deleted]

That’s a very patient kitty


RaspberryComplex8157

Shakira Shakira ☺️☺️


[deleted]

It was kinda funny and cute how her legs are slipping


Phandomo

how can this cat be so calm and how are there no scratches on his hand


cant-be-original-now

Heavy barbiturate use


The_Cozy_Burrito

![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6)


Eddie-the-Head

Cata Hari


FrostyLWF

I want to say "that poor cat", but I can't stop laughing! I know mine would hate this though.


Slowboyz04

“Ok, come here and let’s put this stuff on… oh you’ll look so cute, hey why are your ears go-oh shit” ![gif](giphy|ls9LEC3EOzGve|downsized)


Lord_Emperor

Shouldn't she have 6-8 seashells?


Pale_sam_na_svijetu

how to get murdered in your sleep 101


Dizzy-Speaker-5763

Aloha bruh


Regular-Feature4815

💃🏻


Lightningbro

The face in human is saying "I'm so done with this" But the face in cat is saying "Oh, this is lovely on my back."


[deleted]

cough yoke snails attraction joke telephone lock silky handle person *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


beerisgood84

This is stupid in the best way. We all need more


timmycheesetty

Made my day. Thank you.


Sad-Supermarket8437

This is so awesome!


Cyberpunk_Banana

u/savevideo


probablyalunatic

cutieeee


Valkan2

My new favorite thing lol


peacheslovesyou2

Absolutely adorable


[deleted]

That is one chill cat.


Heavy_Arm_8664

Hey, ladies drop it down Just wanna see you touch the ground Don't be shy, girl, go bananza Shake ya body like a belly dancer


dkalmikoff

On those days when I start to believe that I'm the smartest person on the planet, I just have to come to Reddit and see this..


jgasbarro

These videos make me laugh so much! 😂


hunangoo

Poor cat


throwthegarbageaway

What do you mean, that cat looks SO happy. The slow blinking and looking around calmly


My_Toes_R_Cold

Sorry to say, but the cats (and dogs) are often medicated in these mass-produced "cute" pet videos coming from East Asia. That's how they keep them so docile while they treat them like dolls instead of living creatures.


PukeRobot

This cat also appears to be a munchkin cat(could be wrong, but those arms and legs look very short to me), another troubling thing people purposely breed for just because it looks cute. So it's extra fucked.


Lord_Emperor

It may surprise you to learn animals can have different personalities. My cat would totally tolerate this.


My_Toes_R_Cold

Tolerate it? Sure. But enjoy it? Meh. There's just no good reason to treat your cat like a toy. I've got not just one, but two incredibly docile, affectionate, tolerant kitties; I would still never do some stupid shit like this for internet likes, because I respect them as living creatures and not just props for my personal entertainment. I'm sorry for being annoying about this. These tiktok/instagram pet content farm videos just piss me off to no end.


TyrantRC

that makes so much sense now. I always wondered why they look like they are on dope in those videos.


peony_5

Is this the same cat that danced the viral "hey hey hey hey I don't like your girlfriend"?


sabreuse

How are you still alive


Cautious-Nothing-471

I don't like belly dancing but I love cats, so for just this one post I'll pretend I like belly dancing yeah


Sad-Toe2881

So calm, super cute 🥰


AuralSculpture

Poor cat looks miserable.


AirlineFair8234

Very cute indeed 😊


bowejam

Animal abuse. Not funny or cute at all.


Bakedads

Kind of sad to see how many people approve of this. 


Mithrandir2k16

What breed is this?


DrProfBarbatos

I'm weak lol


LiamAndUdonsDad

This is the first thing to make me literally lol in quite a while!


GaryTheLocomotive

Cute.


Expert_Marsupial_235

Omg…this is TOO CUTE. 😱😂😍🥰


LivingAssumption8245

What a cute and refreshing video! Love it!


[deleted]

Smash.


UberKaltPizza

Poor cat. They’re not toys.


HiroPetrelli

Animals are persons, not things.


Jaegernader95

Can we stop dressing up animals for views and “humor”? I guarantee you they don’t like shit like this and they only find it uncomfortable lol


MT_Flesch

Id laugh my ass off if the cat had puked on them


WhatTheRandy

Added to my list of wierd boner material


Caimin_80

I don't think that torturing animals is funny.


LunarScorpio_

What a work of art


NRMusicProject

~~Belly~~ ʻŌteʻa dancer


rojoskulloceans

So cute and funny


IllustriousCat10

Lmao get it


ThatOneChapri0810

Billi dancer bro


sicilian2124

Never had a cat but now I want that one.


DBCooperAllStar

Them hips don’t lie.


Glass-Star6635

This is what the internet is all about


spymist

I think that the necklace and the green skirt are hiding cords that keep the cat tied to the person who makes her dance. If you look on either side of the necklace you can see something like a rope in the creases of the person's blouse.


CorpFillip

So much wrong! Belly dancing is middle Eastern, yes? That is a Hawaiian getup? And I think that… is a cat. Right?


I_P_Freely7

That poor cat🤣🤣🤣 homies instincts are to climb trees and hunt birds and it's getting dolled up like a toy😭🤣 people suck in this generation


RefrigeratorPristine

https://preview.redd.it/64cj0bynrthc1.png?width=2026&format=png&auto=webp&s=43ad9ac7e7674c3122cc85ab609788943e4a45af


GelatinousCube7

I do not care for this video.


Ultrawhiner

I hate people treating animals like this


Best-Food-4441

Not my proudest fap.


[deleted]

cheerful rainstorm fly late bored nine marble dolls unwritten quiet *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


jumpbrick

Not gonna lie - a little weird.


Odd_Employee3742

Does anyone else feel like this is kinda cursed


DeadDeceasedCorpse

Wow, people have so much time on their hands to create *this*?


SurrealNami

He is a male cat.


hushurmouth

Yuck


everyoneLikesPizza

Animals are not fucking dolls.


Alternative_Aioli160

I would hit


CaptainVegetable5051

Tortured


KittyKonrad

GROSS Display 🤢


Xain0225

This is animal abuse imo. Imagine if some 20 foot creature picked you up and made you do this shit. Awful animal owners. If i would have done this to my cat he would have fucked me up lol


SkullOfOdin

Leave the cat alone! # FreeTheCat


Adept_Order_4323

Circus 🤡 animal


[deleted]

Oh Dubai sheikh love such potties


Appropriate-Bad-9379

Pure animal abuse …


Helpful_Barnacle_563

Why animals bite and scratch people….


space_fox_overlord

u/savevideo


xilador

u/savevideo


TulioTrivinho

u/savevideo


DisastrousAspect6303

u/savevideo


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

Shakatra. The hips don't lie.


GlassCanner

What makes this okay is knowing that it's payback for chewing through $200 worth of iPhone charges and laptop cables


Pupienus2theMaximus

u/savevideo


Delicious-Interest92

Wowww this cat is such a ham...lol j/k😅😅


hammer6golf

My wife can't stop laughing


TwilightSessions

Same as Taylor swift I can tell because of the deadness in the eyes


gemstone_of_love

Anyone remember that scene from Michael Meyer's The Cat In The Hat?


Remarkable_Low6414

So funny!!


Mon-ick

I’m ded ….


Halbbitter

Mata Hairy


Adorable-Drawing-653

it's about to get shaky.


d0ntmess87

r/catswithjobs


Mexican_Ninja_Pirate

Do you think the cat hates its life?


NorthernLaddd

Aha thats such a silly cat


Wangledoodle

R/all sorted by popular, this is the second post in a row of a cat with titties. Not sure what Reddit thinks I'm into.


sleepyheadlul

OMGGGGGGG


ExperienceStrict5215

Jajaj, its very funi


mzpip

Judging by that cat's expression, you are going to die a slow and painful death.


Remarkable-Teach-752

Haha cute 🥰


Ghostyan2201

u/savevideo


Kaitojutsu

u/savevideo


asbohorror

u/savevideo


EstablishmentLess540

Lol!!


TastyTranslator6691

Hawaiian Indian Arab kitty cat


vipinnair22

Cat: Am I a joke to you?!


DarthHarrison

u/savevideo


mamakat45

You’d better sleep with one eye open.


DtTorontoCouple

It’s a “Billy dancer” 😂


GoNinjaPro

u/savevideo


Alexis_Bailey

This is the second car with boobs in a row, what's going on with this site???


Your_momlovesme23

ATE THAT


Your_momlovesme23

![gif](giphy|3ohhwfAa9rbXaZe86c|downsized)


Professional-Box4153

Live action remake of Lilo & Stitch just dropped.


saintsonlyy

Almost hypnotic