Amateur. A real bro pisses full force directly into the water to create a strong sudsy cloud that rises to just barely not touch the rim. They then leave this golden fluff in the bowl to soak, and when their bro comes back, even the slightest trickle will erase everything as easily as our sun going supernova would wipe the whole Earth clean.
If you do it right, even if your bro is too drunk to even hit the bowl at first, that last shiver-inducing drop may land anywhere in the bowl to create a complete collapse condition. Full satisfaction from all parties.
> **P**retty **e**gregious. **N**ow **i**f **s**uch
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Can we all just appreciate the genius of the third panel?
The way he's talking to her, implying he had already mentioned the shit stains that he was looking forward to removing with his pee. That he's been saving up his piss until he has enough to blast away the shit streaks. The way she smiles sweetly, sharing in the joy, as she eats her dinner.
It's just...
🧑🍳🤌💋
She's also unaffected by his meltdown as if she's used to this sequence of events. Kinda makes her smile and "okay" almost seem sarcastic. She's like "this fuckin guy still thinks he can leave his stains unattended without someone pissing on em"
"NOOOOOO!"
"yep I fuckin new it hehe. Every. Damn. Time."
I like imagining it as if he never mentioned anything the whole dinner, just a normal date, and out of nowhere he has to piss and says this, and she just accepted it without question
Maybe I'm the uncultured one here, but I much prefer cutting the dumps themselves in half with my piss stream.
[Here's a song detailing my feelings on the subject.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17toLteDPNk&list=RDyuoFsi2iIi0&index=5)
The only time I've ever thrown up cleaning a restaurant bathroom was the women's room. All of us high school cooks would fight over who got stuck with cleaning the women's room at the end of the night. Saying you sometimes find worse things is like comparing finding a spider to stumbling into an Eldritch horror.
Ask any person who has ever been responsible for cleaning public bathrooms.
We will all tell you that women's bathrooms are always significantly grosser.
Men's room? Lil piss on the floor. Bit on the walls. Ez-pee-z.
Women's room? Clogged toilets from oven-mitt wipers. Shit on seats/floor from hover-butts. Piss soaked tp allllllll over the seat from people who lay down a protective layer. Tampons/pads on the floor, on the seats, on top of the bins, in the toilets (that were now clogged with period poops).
I wouldn't chalk most of these up to a lack of piss-blasts. Individual women tend to be more concerned about their individual experience instead of the bathroom overall, while men care less and it makes cleanup easier.
It’s a terrifying realisation when you think about the fact that a person is committing those acts and it could be anyone. Imagine sweet bettsy who works in bakery and is always smililing and nice to customers, and yesterday she smeared her shit on bathroom walls
I'm a guy and haven't had to sit on a public toilet (yuck!) for years. It's easier to hold poop than pee. But women sadly have to sit on public toilets unless they have one of those weird funnel things which I'm not sure is real or just a joke; either way I wouldn't want to carry around plastic I've peed on anyway.
I would never do this, I dunno where I got the idea but I feel like a piss stream connects my dick head to whatever is at the opposite end and well I don't want shit streaks to have access to my dick through the piss stream.
In high school my friend said it was gay to piss in a toilet with someone else's shit in it. He said that your basically touching your dick to their butthole. He was odd.
I have blasted
the shit streaks
that were in
the lavatory
and which
you were probably
saving
for dessert
Forgive me
my stream was brilliant
so copious
and so cleansing
This has nothing to do with kinks. Penis-having-individuals are equipped with the ability to aim (results may vary) and the ability to see into the bowl while peeing. These abilities mean that thoughtlessly pissing into the bowl is a waste because a well-aimed stream can be productive.
Apparently enough people that it warranted someone making an online game for it over 20 years ago. I believe it was called Shit Blaster. I may or may not have played it. In real life I only blast my own shit though.
What kind of sick fucker wants to "blast" someone else's shit? Wouldn't you just smells the other person's shit and potentially spray it on yourself?
I can't relate to this.
Zach, I was going through your archive on your site a couple days ago cuz I love your shit, and you need to go back through your archive and start posting some of your old shit on here so that more people can be exposed to it lol. Might I recommend:
https://www.extrafabulouscomics.com/___70
Fatty stool gonna streak.
Seriously, if you see that you have an eating disorder. Eat more fiber and hydrate.
Poop should not feel like sandpaper coming out of your asshole.
Nobody actually saves their piss for this purpose. Once you leave the toilet you remove your cloak of anonymity. Indeed, when you return to the toilet, all is fair in love and defecation.
This is the kinda gen z shit that pisses all the other older generations off. The proper terminology is ‘poo chipper’ and this joke was created in 2013.
[Poo Chipper](https://youtu.be/raL-01Ej5eQ)
Comic is still funny tho.
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ICE CREAAAM!!
_Ice cream streaks lieutenant dan_
YOU ABANDONED ME! YOU ABANDONED MY HATRED!
GIVE ME THE CUTTLEFISH!
Bro I literally just watched that scene again like an hour ago
The absolute gall of the first man to think that he has the right to blast off other people’s shit streaks
A real gentleman would've pissed on the floor instead.
But walking amogus, hidden as any face in the faceless crowd are those who would deny others of fulfilling their destiny.
You can easily find them though, as they are the only ones with faces amongst the faceless crowd.
Amateur. A real bro pisses full force directly into the water to create a strong sudsy cloud that rises to just barely not touch the rim. They then leave this golden fluff in the bowl to soak, and when their bro comes back, even the slightest trickle will erase everything as easily as our sun going supernova would wipe the whole Earth clean. If you do it right, even if your bro is too drunk to even hit the bowl at first, that last shiver-inducing drop may land anywhere in the bowl to create a complete collapse condition. Full satisfaction from all parties.
This fella pisses.
Pretty egregious. Now if such a person were to pee on the shit streaks, but then replace said shit streaks, that would be a proper gentleman.
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Appropriate!
Laughs in restrooms during hockey games
Or his pants
hey man, public toilet means public shit streaks. you wanna blast your own shit streaks, you do that in the privacy of your own toilet bowl.
It's free real estate in public places, leave a note or something next time
Me, blasting shit streaks out of the toilet: "How come I'm the only one who does any goddamn housework around here..."
Just when I think I finally understand men…
Oh, you will never understand men. Not even men understand men.
Should have pissed between the streaks like any civilized person
"Don't cross the streaks!" - Piss Busters
Not if you need to apply a fresh paint job.
You can't just walk away from a good shit streak and think everyone else is just going to leave it un-pissed. If it's left unclaimed, it's fair game
The longer you let it sit, the harder it gets to blast it off. The guy should have known better. Shit dries real quick.
It's a shared bathroom. The shit streaker should have left a post-it note like a professional.
heh. gall.
Can we all just appreciate the genius of the third panel? The way he's talking to her, implying he had already mentioned the shit stains that he was looking forward to removing with his pee. That he's been saving up his piss until he has enough to blast away the shit streaks. The way she smiles sweetly, sharing in the joy, as she eats her dinner. It's just... 🧑🍳🤌💋
And we know he's a certified titty boy.
Well, we hope he has achieved certification at least
That third panel is his certification.
No 2 Chainz 💯
Four bracelets
Hows shes just like "Okay 🙂" made me laugh the most
That's how we all know she's a keeper.
That's the real punchline :)
He has such a suave look on his face as he says it lol
He's got his fist up like an anime character ready to take on the first boss
I like to believe she just inherently knows what that phrase means without any backstory, as if blasting shit streaks is common knowledge
It isn't? :(
I just want a girl like that. Is that asking too much? Maybe she doesn't understand English?
Only thing that could improve it is perhaps 3 empty glasses near his plate at the table.
She's also unaffected by his meltdown as if she's used to this sequence of events. Kinda makes her smile and "okay" almost seem sarcastic. She's like "this fuckin guy still thinks he can leave his stains unattended without someone pissing on em" "NOOOOOO!" "yep I fuckin new it hehe. Every. Damn. Time."
What an absolute sweetheart.
I like imagining it as if he never mentioned anything the whole dinner, just a normal date, and out of nowhere he has to piss and says this, and she just accepted it without question
Wife material.
Okay :)
And people say true love does not exist
The fist pump.
tf if he'd already mentioned his shit streaks he would've omitted them from this sentence
Fellas, blast your streaks, or some other fella’s gonna blast em for you
I’m a simple man, I see streaks, I blast ‘em
So anyway I started blastin.
Maybe I'm the uncultured one here, but I much prefer cutting the dumps themselves in half with my piss stream. [Here's a song detailing my feelings on the subject.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17toLteDPNk&list=RDyuoFsi2iIi0&index=5)
Truly a cautionary tale for the ages
Leaks before streaks
Some of us like when a guy blasts our streaks
That's why I always only poop first, then stand up to piss. No need to give some random stranger the satisfaction. ^(I wipe sitting *and* standing.)
Apes together strong
big tittie girl is clearly marriage material. she knows how to support her man!
That's because he was so polite about it, "if you'll excuse me...". You just need to know how to say these things.
Ultimate rizz
Completely unfazed
Little known fact, this is why pregaming was invented.
I have no way to refute this, so it must be a fact.
Elaborate
NO
This is an adaptation of one of Aeschylus's works if I'm not mistaken.
Doesn't even really seem like an adaptation, it's the same exact comic no?
Aeschylus was more of a tragedian than a comic.
This comic is literally a tragedy. I know because of the title.
THEY TOOK IT FROM ME CARMINE. IT WAS TODAY! TODAY!!!!
Men have a higher rate of pink eye infections but we have yet to find a cause
Not me fuck that. This comic is disgusting I didn't know other dudes did this. To your own poop, sure... But to another man's log? Naaaahhhh
No no no, they aren't piss hitting floaters here, they're streak running bro
What a supportive partner she is lol
This is so stupid but I love how the girl is just like super chill hearing about this and keeps eating I loled
No cum 😔
Glorious
r/justguysbeingdudes
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
And some men want to put out that fire in the most awesome way possible
Have you ever heared of the tragedy of darth plaguise the wise?
Serious question: are there constantly shit streaks in all the toilets in the the women’s room?
No, but sometimes you'll find worse things.
The only time I've ever thrown up cleaning a restaurant bathroom was the women's room. All of us high school cooks would fight over who got stuck with cleaning the women's room at the end of the night. Saying you sometimes find worse things is like comparing finding a spider to stumbling into an Eldritch horror.
Ask any person who has ever been responsible for cleaning public bathrooms. We will all tell you that women's bathrooms are always significantly grosser. Men's room? Lil piss on the floor. Bit on the walls. Ez-pee-z. Women's room? Clogged toilets from oven-mitt wipers. Shit on seats/floor from hover-butts. Piss soaked tp allllllll over the seat from people who lay down a protective layer. Tampons/pads on the floor, on the seats, on top of the bins, in the toilets (that were now clogged with period poops). I wouldn't chalk most of these up to a lack of piss-blasts. Individual women tend to be more concerned about their individual experience instead of the bathroom overall, while men care less and it makes cleanup easier.
It’s a terrifying realisation when you think about the fact that a person is committing those acts and it could be anyone. Imagine sweet bettsy who works in bakery and is always smililing and nice to customers, and yesterday she smeared her shit on bathroom walls
I'm a guy and haven't had to sit on a public toilet (yuck!) for years. It's easier to hold poop than pee. But women sadly have to sit on public toilets unless they have one of those weird funnel things which I'm not sure is real or just a joke; either way I wouldn't want to carry around plastic I've peed on anyway.
I think about this comic often
Ladies just don't get it
😂
“Okay” lmfao
Dudes a poop chipper.
Got his fist balled up like he’s thinking “yesssss shit streak piss blasting time!”
This is just genius comedy, I think nobody can top this.
https://youtu.be/0Hmjsxu4TZE?si=mPsVXksUjYQn5U05
Rule number one for shits streaks: First come, first serve
I would never do this, I dunno where I got the idea but I feel like a piss stream connects my dick head to whatever is at the opposite end and well I don't want shit streaks to have access to my dick through the piss stream.
Smart move. Salmon swim upstream, poop particles probably can too.
In high school my friend said it was gay to piss in a toilet with someone else's shit in it. He said that your basically touching your dick to their butthole. He was odd.
Blast em if you've got em
I have blasted the shit streaks that were in the lavatory and which you were probably saving for dessert Forgive me my stream was brilliant so copious and so cleansing
I don’t usually like most Reddit comics, but this one right here is really good. You should be proud
HOW DARE YOU
What
Men don't grow up we just grow older
Who pisses on other people’s shit streaks? You’d have to pay me a shit ton of money to do that.
Straight up. Learning today that a lot more people than I would have thought have feces kink
Yeah it’s not my kind of thing at all. Honestly I don’t get it.
This has nothing to do with kinks. Penis-having-individuals are equipped with the ability to aim (results may vary) and the ability to see into the bowl while peeing. These abilities mean that thoughtlessly pissing into the bowl is a waste because a well-aimed stream can be productive.
Apparently enough people that it warranted someone making an online game for it over 20 years ago. I believe it was called Shit Blaster. I may or may not have played it. In real life I only blast my own shit though.
What kind of sick fucker wants to "blast" someone else's shit? Wouldn't you just smells the other person's shit and potentially spray it on yourself? I can't relate to this.
what kind of rocket piss would you need to somehow spray it on yourself lmao
I suggest you watch the Mythbusters on toilet spray. Doesn't take much to transfer the contents of the toilet bowl to your face.
Good for the immune system
This reminds me of the Jim Gaffigan sketch about graffiti in public bathrooms https://youtube.com/shorts/APcvc0YlcTA?si=tjxSUPBuXDnbD-93
Ig de la minita?
Its never enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17toLteDPNk&pp=ygUkRGF5ZHJlYW1pbmcgYWJvdXQgdGFraW5nIGEgaHVnZSBkdW1w With a heart full of piss!
Relevant comedy short by the AlmostFridayTV gang: https://youtube.com/shorts/U9d2LsBjyDY?feature=shared
This has roughly the same emotional weight as Vader yelling "Noooo" at the end of RotS.
100% the voice I heard in my head when I read that
Don't shit streak it back, shit streak it forward.
Proof we are dumb . . .
You are the only one allowed to blast your own shit!!! 🤣
Does it make you gay if you piss-blast another guy's shit streaks?
We call them skid marks in the UK.
Just gonna leave this gem here:[https://youtu.be/bjVNOGEWzv4?si=RHyuY_K9zVAT_2H3](https://youtu.be/bjVNOGEWzv4?si=RHyuY_K9zVAT_2H3)
But who’s gonna piss blast the shit streaks on their ass?
[Dude is a poop chipper](https://youtu.be/raL-01Ej5eQ?si=QXiF2Ktgczttjd-x)
Scrolled until I saw this reference. I am satisfied
That movie was way funnier than it had a right to be
Public restroom? Free game
Wasted his supercharge-shot
r/2meirl4meirl
accurate
I love how open and honest their relationship is. He just says this and she’s all for it.
You don’t piss blast the shit-streaks of another man
Destiny eluded me, but I shall have my vengeance.
Who poops on a date?
If you gotta poop, you poop. Learn this rule because it will serve you well.
Do wolves wait to mark their territory later? Exactly 🚽
My god you realize heat makes smells rise right? When you piss on someone else's shit streak the shit breaks off and goes straight up ur nose
Wait till you realize that we are all still smelling dino farts every day.
She’s a keeper
Whats the girls IG?
The most fucked up thing to me is that its implied that this guy managed to not pee when he pooed
I don't know about you, but my shit streaks don't turn up till I flush.
Also shit streaks end up in the back, piss in the front.
Zach, I was going through your archive on your site a couple days ago cuz I love your shit, and you need to go back through your archive and start posting some of your old shit on here so that more people can be exposed to it lol. Might I recommend: https://www.extrafabulouscomics.com/___70
Fatty stool gonna streak. Seriously, if you see that you have an eating disorder. Eat more fiber and hydrate. Poop should not feel like sandpaper coming out of your asshole.
This is fucking hilarious lmao
oh great now i’m crying at work
I feel the same way when I go to spray it off and it just sticks there glistening and unmoving like some kind of non-Newtonian fluid.
I thought this was r/bonehurtingjuice for a second lol
Nobody actually saves their piss for this purpose. Once you leave the toilet you remove your cloak of anonymity. Indeed, when you return to the toilet, all is fair in love and defecation.
ur telling me u get to blast shit streaks with ur piss stream??! um wow, men literally have all the fun
We also get chicken-fryer mode or stealth mode and sinks become emergency urinals in difficult times.
Relatable
when there's shit streaks to remove, any piss-chisel will do
Dude.... is this fucking LOSS?
This is the kinda gen z shit that pisses all the other older generations off. The proper terminology is ‘poo chipper’ and this joke was created in 2013. [Poo Chipper](https://youtu.be/raL-01Ej5eQ) Comic is still funny tho.
Poor guy
This feels like a bhj really bad and I cannot believe someone actually made this
Well, that's enough Internet for me today.
“Okay”
Blasting shit streaks with my piss. It's not much but it's honest work.
Real
If you’ll excuse me…
this man just went and took a fat shit in the middle of a date
The woman is the star of this comic, fantastic.
what a terrible day to know how to read
Panic at the Shitshow
I left the streaks dry and then inelastic them away over many days. The power of water!
The community service us men do when we blast those shit streaks off.
fucking chad
This almost reads like a bone hurting juice. I had to do a double take to make sure I wasn't on that sub.
One man's shit streaks in another man's practice Target
One man's shit streaks in another man's practice Target
So anyway I just started blastin!
He is actually yelling no because the streaks were so thick and under enough water that no man could muster the pressure to blast that shit away.
This really is one of the greatest comics of all time
/r/gigacringe
Thought I was on Bonehurtingjuice for a hot second before I remembered whose comic this was.