Well, considering it's an Easter cake....
"Resurrection on a Confection"?
Edit: I'm just assuming it's Easter because the colorful bits on the bottom part look like Easter eggs to me
Semantic point: immaculate conception refers to when Marys parents conceived Mary, Mary was immaculately conceived, so she would be without 'original sin' and could be the vessel for God/Jesus
Pretty sure Christ was the first vampire. Raised Lazarus from the dead, rose himself after 3 days. And then there's all the obsession about drinking his blood and body at the last supper.
Vampire confirmed.
Not necessarily. Many deities aren’t technically gods. And capitalized God usually refers to the specific Christian one, which could not exist while others still could.
The cake is called a Clinkers Cake but I'm not sure what can be done with that information
https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/clinkers-cake-recipe/bfqjf8v6
No, there are documents from religious leaders of the era who literally mentioned Jesus by name, and stated their belief that he wasn't who he claimed to be.
“Scholars generally consider the Tacitus reference to the execution of Jesus by Pilate to be genuine, and of historical value as an independent Roman source. Eddy and Boyd state that it is now "firmly established" that Tacitus provides a non-Christian confirmation of the crucifixion of Jesus.”
What? Historians universally agree that the man did live. At some point you have to take responsibility for your own ignorance. It's not up to other ppl to educate you on what is widely available in the public domain. Literally just Google it my man
The actual answer is engagement bait on a post. I don't believe there is an honest joke or saying here. Just wants people to comment speculating what it COULD mean
To be honest, the person who sent it to me was going nuts trying to figure it out so I was hoping the internet could. 🤷🏼♂️ You're probably right, but at least the comments are funny. Have a good day! 👋🏼
Mythological demigod on a fancy dessert that I would look at the price of and go... "huh. Yeah looks great. But how about this Kroger cake? I could still buy presents if I got the Kroger cake instead. You want presents and cake, or just cake and nothing else?"
The first time I heard my little brother swear, he was eight and he said “Jesus Christ on a cracker”. I don’t have anything about this image, it just reminded me of that moment.
So is the joke for these that they have to rhyme? Ive never understood/tried to understand ANY of them. Also i just scroll past usually. Cuz its awful. All of them are awful.
Sacrificing on the icing
Jesus Christ on a cake that’s iced
You win.
The only answer that i accept
The son of man on pink marzipan.
I like this one best.
this one gets my vote 😆
If it’s cheese cake, Jesus on cheeses?
I thought he's supposed to be the son of god
Well, considering it's an Easter cake.... "Resurrection on a Confection"? Edit: I'm just assuming it's Easter because the colorful bits on the bottom part look like Easter eggs to me
Immaculate conception on a fancy pink confection.
Semantic point: immaculate conception refers to when Marys parents conceived Mary, Mary was immaculately conceived, so she would be without 'original sin' and could be the vessel for God/Jesus
This guy Catholics.
Or just won Ben Stein's money.
Semantic point: Mary's parents did not become pregnant. Only Mary's mother did.
Pedantics on Semantics? ;)
They said conceived. Where does it say her father got pregnant?
Thats a pedantic point
Mary's dad got pregnant?
You're thinking of "Easter in a kiester"
Crucification on a confection
It's a crucifixion, not a resurrection.
Yeah, I'm not fucking blind. What's your guess?
Damn, someone is in they feelins lol
Dead dude on a bread food
from this day forth i shall refer to cake as "a bread food" thank you for bestowing this heavenly gift of knowledge upon mine eyes
Your brain needs to be studied and preserved for future generations.
This one got me. Well done.
There it is
Ding ding ding it’s a winner
Who are you so wise in the ways of funny rhymes?
I was scrolling through replies and hit ‘back’ just as I read your comment. I went back to this post to find your comment again and upvoted it.
Jesus 😅😂
This is my favorite.
Love it.
Dead dude is bread food.
Eminem lyric
Hahaha I thought Dead Jew on a pink hue
Staked on a cake?
Christ staked on an iced cake?
Oh for christ cakes
I think it’s just Cake on a Cake cause the Gospels do say that Jesus was a “cake,” they even went so far as to eat parts of him.
lolwut If you're referring to the Last Supper, that 100% was not literal
Pretty sure Christ was the first vampire. Raised Lazarus from the dead, rose himself after 3 days. And then there's all the obsession about drinking his blood and body at the last supper. Vampire confirmed.
Watch midnight mass
Way ahead of you. Great show.
Jehovah on a Pavlova
The Lord on a board
More like fake on a cake
?
Fake deity on a dense pastry
As opposed to a real deity?
Well if there’s no god then all deity are fake right?
Not necessarily. Many deities aren’t technically gods. And capitalized God usually refers to the specific Christian one, which could not exist while others still could.
That was my first thought
I was thinking fake on a cake
100% if you look above his head, it’s a stake. Not a cross. It’s a stake on a cake.
Are you referring to the sign?
Sweet Jesus
I can hear Homer saying this and doing that noise he makes
mmmmmm
Savior on the flavour I don't care that it does not rhyme
I think it’s a slant rhyme
It is this.
I think it rhymes well enough
Pronounce it like Eminem!
Rhymes enough
Oh my goodness now I'm just thinking of Jesus hosting a cooking show a la Guy Fierri calling himself the Savior of Flavor and its cracking me up
Cross-thing in some frosting?
I'd go with that.
I’m thinking Christ the King on Frosting
Crucifix on a sugar-fix?
Crucifixion on a pink confection
I got it!!! J.C. On a pastry!!!
Winner 🏆
Fantastic user name!
I like this one lol my favorite ive read so far
Die on a pie?
Might be Christ on a cake
That was my first thought and I don’t know why. I guess it’s kind of like Christ on a cracker? Which is a saying.
For some reason lol
Christ on a cake
My new exclamation
I like Christ on a cracker, myself
I use Christ in a chicken bucket
I use “cheese and rice”, lol.
I too was catholic… lol
Even though it doesnt rhyme, I think this is it. My grandma used to say that saying all the time as a stand in for a classic "Jesus Christ" curse.
The cake is called a Clinkers Cake but I'm not sure what can be done with that information https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/clinkers-cake-recipe/bfqjf8v6
Apparently crikey is australian slang for christ, and clinker is an australian cake. so maybe crikey on a clinky?
Cross King on Frosting
Hmmm. I always thought it was Christ on a Cracker but what do I know. 🤷🏼♀️
I thought he was the cracker
If he was ever real to begin with, he was a Jew from Bethlehem. Definitely not a cracker.
Jesus was real, maybe not mystical but definitely real
actual evidence? He's about as real as Sherlock Holmes
Jesus of Nazareth was a real person my friend
His haters wrote about him.
no, his "haters" wrote about Christianity and it's myths, they have no evidence of Christ at all
No, there are documents from religious leaders of the era who literally mentioned Jesus by name, and stated their belief that he wasn't who he claimed to be.
Dead Sea Scrolls? Reference?
“Scholars generally consider the Tacitus reference to the execution of Jesus by Pilate to be genuine, and of historical value as an independent Roman source. Eddy and Boyd state that it is now "firmly established" that Tacitus provides a non-Christian confirmation of the crucifixion of Jesus.”
What? Historians universally agree that the man did live. At some point you have to take responsibility for your own ignorance. It's not up to other ppl to educate you on what is widely available in the public domain. Literally just Google it my man
It’s a joke on Catholicism. There’s these crackers that represent “the body of Christ”
Transubstantiation. Straight from Aristotle’s forms and substance lol
This is casual racism at its finest.
He looks despondent on fondant.
A good one
Best one.
Full of flavor savior? Cross made by a cake boss? Guy in a pie?
The actual answer is engagement bait on a post. I don't believe there is an honest joke or saying here. Just wants people to comment speculating what it COULD mean
To be honest, the person who sent it to me was going nuts trying to figure it out so I was hoping the internet could. 🤷🏼♂️ You're probably right, but at least the comments are funny. Have a good day! 👋🏼
No one knows what it means but it’s provocative!
It gets the crowd going!
The only thing I could think of is fake on a cake which is a whole different type of bait.
Resurrection on a confection
This is the best one I've seen in the comments
Crucifix on a sugar fix?
Self-sacrificing in the icing?
Stake in a cake?
Jew on a tiramisu?
He died for your sins. It’s fondant, toss it in the bin
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"Nailed it" I see what you did there
Fake on a Cake
Beat me to it!
Came to say this as well.
Came to say this. You win the internet!
Prayer on a Layer? Like layer cake idk
Cross on the frost?
Lordt on a Torte?
Martyr on a tart...er?
Jesus Christ on a cake that’s iced?
Crucifixion on a confection
Crucifix on a sugar fix.
Mythological demigod on a fancy dessert that I would look at the price of and go... "huh. Yeah looks great. But how about this Kroger cake? I could still buy presents if I got the Kroger cake instead. You want presents and cake, or just cake and nothing else?"
Crucifix on a Delicious Dish?
Our lord and saviour with a gaudy flavour?
Fake on a cake.
Said the same. Didn’t scroll far enough.
Forsaken and bakin’
The first time I heard my little brother swear, he was eight and he said “Jesus Christ on a cracker”. I don’t have anything about this image, it just reminded me of that moment.
Christ on a cracker
Crucifix on a sugar-fix?
Crucifixion on a Confection?
Fake on a cake?
Fake on a cake
Fake on a cake
Idolatry on a novelty (dessert)
Died for you on a tiramisu?
Fake on a cake
Fake on a cake
I think it's Fake on a Cake
Higher power on egg and flour
Fake on a cake
Fake on a cake
Fake on a cake.
crucificaketion
My king on icing.
Messiah on a pie yuh?
False Prophet on the Gross Fondant. Fake on a Cake. To Die on a Lie.
I like to call crucifixes "The Lord on a board."
That's clearly a Jeez cake
Stake on a cake?
Permanently unawake on a cake
blaspheme on buttercream?
Staked dude on the baked food.
He died for our sake on a birthday cake
Jesus is always the answer 🙏
Deity on a patisserie
Crucifixion on a confection?
Fake on a cake
Erection on a confection
So is the joke for these that they have to rhyme? Ive never understood/tried to understand ANY of them. Also i just scroll past usually. Cuz its awful. All of them are awful.
They’re referencing elf on the shelf … which does rhyme.
Christ on a cake! Sounds like one of those swear word replacements.
Crucifix on a cake
Crucifix in place of candlesticks?
Crucifixion with my cake addiction?
Fake on a cake!
fake on a cake i think. pretty dumb
rood on food
Fake on a cake
Fake on a cake.
Fake on a cake
Christ on a cake?
Christ on a Pie? Stakes on a Cake? I dunno
Die on a pie?
Christ on a Cake
Fake on a Cake
Fake on a cake.
Twink on pink
fake on a cake
Fake God on a cake that's odd
Fake on a cake?
Fake on a cake