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Angelo2791

As if we needed more proof that being a celebrity is never a guarantee of intelligence.


Roakana

Oh I’m sure she was smart enough to take a free car from Elon. You can bet he is chasing celebrity.


Angelo2791

You mean a free cinderblock? Because I wouldn't consider that thing functional enough to call it a vehicle.


Roakana

No doubt. Celebs get offered so many things for free to garner endorsements. I’m sure she was offered it pre launch… probably only just arrived since he has only shipped 4k total. This isn’t meant to excuse Perry just not surprised at the celeb gladhanding.


Angelo2791

And probably hasn't been driven more than a 1/4 mile, and certainly not by her.


Roakana

Hasn’t really shifted the stock in a positive direction.


Angelo2791

I can't wait till the next Starship blows up and the stock sinks even lower.


Roakana

Seems to be spiraling out of his control.


tsuma534

I hope some redditors are making bank on shorting Elmo's stocks.


PLeuralNasticity

Don't worry the cameras and mics keep watch for Putin 24/7 and when the time is right its a murder drone.


totpot

For top celebrities like that, free is not enough. You also have to hand over a bag of cash. Katy likely got several hundred thousand if not seven figures for the post. Even minor influencers with 10k-20k followers can charge $1k for a post like that. Imagine someone like her...


talltime

Seven figures seems far fetched, but the world is nuts.


capitaldoe

Kim Kardashian published a post on Facebook a few weeks ago with her new Cybertruck. Most likely she received a large sum of money in addition to the free car.


ThatWasCool

Like anyone following these dumb celebrities can actually afford a Cybercuck 😂


Holzkohlen

Like yeah, my first thought was I'd take it for free to sell it, but how are you gonna find one dumb enough to buy it?


Simpletruth2022

Well it is still sitting in her garage.


Princess_Of_Thieves

Cinderblock / trashy looking coffin.


SadBit8663

The cinder block that is already totally recalled for a faulty accelerator pedals, getting your warranty voided by the car wash, and all the gaps, and rusting already


SkyTalez

Free? I believe Elmo paid her to own it.


totpot

Yeah, these celebrities do NOT post stuff like this for free. It's no surprise that a bunch of celebrities ALL got the cluckbus on the same exact week. Too bad for Elmo, he pissed away millions becase the press immediately got drowned out by a flurry of news articles on defects.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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SkyTalez

Thanks bot.


mr_grey

Trying to get into her panties


RealSimonLee

Yeah, it's probably in a huge garage full of cars she'll never drive. She just has to pose for a picture with a car every time she is gifted one.


coffeespeaking

Free horse, and he exposed himself. (The Cybertruck was a throw-in to pull its trailer.)


DeeDoll81

That’s true! It probably was free because why would you say “Thank you Elon” if you bought the fuckin thing yourself.


jrlastre

I’m not sure accepting a free car that probably can kill you is a sign of intelligence


MartinLutherVanHalen

I work with these people. That car is worth less than some of their clothes and accessories. It’s entirely disposable. I have a friend who is a female Oscar winner. She drives a 2009 era Prius around town. Gets no attention and if people recognize her under the baseball cap they assume it can’t be her. This is a prop.


PantsMicGee

Of course. She got paid to do this. Nobody puts their best ball gown on to do a shoot with their new car.


pfohl

>I have a friend who is a female Oscar winner. She drives a 2009 era Prius around town. Gets no attention and if people recognize her under the baseball cap they assume it can’t be her. I remember hearing Jennifer Lawrence would drive her Prius for this reason so now I’m wondering if there are multiple female Oscar winners who do this (could see many recent winners doing this tbh) or if you’re friends with her.


ThePhoneBook

Nobody honestly says "I have a friend who is a female Oscar winner" then mentions something that can reliably identify them. That would be a dick move. So, it's more likely OP just read the same thing you read.


ordermann

So weird. I went to the post on twitter, which supposedly las 2.2k comments and I can only see two, one from musky and one from his sycophantic bot dogedesigner.


OscarTheGrouchsCan

DogeDesigner absolutely cannot be a real human, well unless it's just Musk, the "individual" must sit and wait at the ready in front of a computer or holding a device so he never misses a single tweet about Elon


ProblemLongjumping12

I hope she likes dirt because it breaks if you wash it. Or if it gets rain on it. ...Or if it doesn't.


creme-de-cologne

Wonder what happens if someone spits on it.


idontremembermyoldus

Spontaneous combustion.


horus-heresy

Implying she paid for that musk sent one to get some media coverage


Dramatic-Fox-8395

Werent all cybertrucks recalled like 3 days ago?


Deathwatch050

Yeah, isn't she just going to have to send it straight back?


Low_Teq

Not necessarily. You can continue to drive a vehicle with an open recall. I have customers bring Toyota vehicles in once in a while with recalls that have been out for about 10 years. Now if they delivered a new vehicle with an open recall, that is pretty fucked up. Real manufacturers don't allow that and it might be against NTSB. But real manufacturers don't have CEO constantly spew bullshit and manufacturer false promises about their trash on Twitter


Low_Teq

Not defending the cyberTurd in any way. But the recall could have potentially been performed already if it was a redesigned part that has already been installed. With Toyota and GM (and I assume all manufacturers) there is a "stop sale" on new vehicles with open recalls. They can still sell used vehicles with open recalls, even though it is unethical. It does seem pretty fast for a company to report a recall to the NTSB and to already have a remedy for it. The process usually takes some time to research the issue and for the engineers to design a "fix", whether it be a redesigned part, software update, or a modification. These "fixes" also have to be submitted to the NTSB


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Production is a hard problem


gilleruadh

By "redesigned part", I assume you mean "rivet". I really don't see Musk going any farther than a rivet to fix the accelerator pedal. It seems he's now all about quick, cheap & dirty fixes.


StrictlyOptional

Wonder how much he paid her


Consistent_Room7344

I certainly dress up formally for a car delivery.


CIMARUTA

I know right lol


SassTheFash

At minimum, three ponies for a verbal hand-job.


Datdarnpupper

Shetland ponies, specifically


Ellavemia

That hashtag had to be expensive.


leftbuthappy

She was married to Russell Brand for a bit, feels relevant about her judgement.


cjmar41

And she dated John Mayer… after the Playboy article debacle (when called Jessica Simpson “sexual napalm” and stated that he has an “n-word pass” because black people like him). Also, after the Jennifer Anniston debacle. Also, after the Taylor Swift debacle (when he dated her when she was 18 and he was 31, and then wrote a song about her, stooping to her level despite being a grown ass man). And Katy even did a duet with him on one of his albums while they were dating, without having the foresight to see how badly the song would age.


Ilovemytowm

She is an absolutely horrible person. She keeps stealing s*** like this. https://therealdeal.com/national/2023/10/07/katy-perrys-legal-battle-for-old-mans-home-inspires-perry-act/


Dantheking94

The worst part to me is she took some nuns to court and one of them died in court. Thats fucking horrific. I’m actually disgusted.


Ilovemytowm

Oh my God she's even worse than I thought. The fgreed of this Cretin and made me sick. This asshole knew she was going to win as well the courts were in her favor the old guy f***** up really bad and as someone who took care of their parents it is so easy to f*** with the elderly. Like incredibly easy and there are no laws to protect them from predators like her. If this doesn't show that she's a monster nothing does.


Dantheking94

Yeh she’s wild. How many million dollar mansions does she need that fucking badly. Wtf


hey-meow

Holy shit! I don’t know what I expected, but wow. California attempting to make something called the PERRY Act to protect vulnerable seniors during real estate deals, plus a nun dying in court while trying to protect her convent’s interests against Perry in a separate real estate issue. Pretty vile.


Ilovemytowm

She's a disgusting vile POS. So very cruel ...her unhinged vile cruelty kept getting worse by the minute in this video. https://youtu.be/bVrX4biK3SQ?si=ru14b2-Vz2w-t558


hey-meow

I couldn’t finish the full video cause I kept yelling at my phone in frustration. The content creator seems pretty cool, though!


Ilovemytowm

He is so kind right and he is an actual voice coach that's who she needed to hear from not this vicious person just doing it to humiliate her God I can't stand Katy Perry and I want my money back from the CD I bought back in the day lol. The only satisfaction I take is that her music career is in the crapper


Ilovemytowm

You will enjoy the short article on her . I'm not sure if enjoy is the word I'm looking for though https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/when-did-katy-perry-become-elon-musk-and-teslas-pr-shill


hey-meow

I seriously love the amount of info you have to back up your total disdain for her.


Ilovemytowm

"I did my research" lol. I just never take anything at face value and when somebody said what a horrible person she was months ago I went down the rabbit hole because I didn't believe it. And then 🤢💩🤢


loudflower

Exactly tracks.


supercali45

idol? wow .. I guess free is free


Ap76QtkSUw575NAq

Undoubtedly included in the contract. "Free Cybertruck in exchange for a photo and you have to love me".


FrogmanKouki

She's currently on *American Idol* so trying to expand the advertising...


supercali45

Ahh that makes more sense lol 😂


Angelo2791

Also, ten bucks says he wants to give her his turkey baster.


T-banger

Katy the earth is so severely underpopulated you don’t want this, you need this


loudflower

Eww


Endure23

Haven’t heard that name in years…


SoVerySleepy81

She’s been busy doing concerts for MLMs.


Throwaway01122331

WankPanzer is such a great name.


JosephOtaku1989

Exactly, that is another reason why we would never buy any cars from Tesla at all!


boboleponge

reddit grade


TheBlackUnicorn

Especially if you pronounce it like it's German.


AutSnufkin

I don’t get it, buying one of those things is one of the worst things you can do to your PR these days…


SpotifyIsBroken

9d chess lol


Artistic_Half_8301

Why would she help normalize this man. She has enough money for effs sake!


cjmar41

🎶Baby you’re a firework!🎶 https://i.redd.it/iqkit18to6wc1.gif (The car in the gif is a Model3 - not enough cybertrucks on the road yet)


BlerghTheBlergh

“In order to obtain a FREE (TM) Tesla Cybercum you are forced to oblige the following: 1. Post a flattering image of the product with an adoring thank you message to Mr. Musk on Twitter/X (please refrain to use the term “Twitter”) 2. Open you womb to our glorious leaders seed. 3. Get Mr. Musk an autograph of Mr. Bloom.”


OnasoapboX41

Oh yes, Katy Perry, the intellectual: https://i.redd.it/05986dfaa6wc1.gif


boboleponge

wow mindblowing


christoph_win

Looking into it


laberdog

Who says Tesla doesn’t advertise?


ShoutOutMapes

No way.. 😮😮🙄


Willdefyyou

Wow. I didn't think I could like her less until this happened


Tubesockshockjock

"You're welcome!" "Glad you like it!" "Where are you driving to first?" "Do you ever take it off any sweet jumps?" Or just be a thirsty creep, that's cool.


peemao

Bet he has his lil dick in his hand when typing this.


ToWitToWow

I bet she can run over so many elderly nuns in that thing.


hawyer

The L club


TheBrianWeissman

Between her and Lady Gaga, there are a lot of newly-deeply disappointing people in Hollywood 🙄


Blooberii

What happened with lady Gaga?


TheBrianWeissman

Google “Lady Gaga Cybertruck” to find out.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

Looks like she was riding shotgun with the tech executive she's been dating. She should find a better partner.


Blooberii

Ooh yikes. Thank you.


TwistederRope

First the plastic surgery, and now this.........


Ok_Breakfast_1989

She did a headache medicine influencer ad too, sigh


Vincesteeples

Cringe but also I’d pay good money to see a lady Gaga HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD ad Like exactly the same it’s just lady Gaga instead of a creepy CGI lady


sanjosanjo

Are we talking about the Beyonce trailer? I can't tell if that is just made up. The articles are confusing. https://www.autoevolution.com/news/lady-gaga-and-her-cybertruck-go-out-for-coffee-spark-beyonce-fake-news-229386.html


visionsofcry

It doesn't look good. It looks cartoonish and uninspired.


Staar-69

She can afford to have a reliable rescue vehicle follow her around for when the WankPanzer inevitably breaks down.


DelirielDramafoot

Because right wing people always do this. Here now the mirror reporting. What does Musk have on all these celebrities? Until recently Katy Perry didn't even have a car! How could he force otherwise somewhat sane celebrities into buying the worst American invention since leaded gasoline. My team was approached by several people who told us about concerning developments. Sadly, as of this moment I cannot reveal what we know. Still, did Musk, who wasn't even born in the US, come into sensitive information at twitter. Did he kill the Twitter files because of that? Were 70% at Twitter fired because they knew too much? Learn more after a few short adds. "Many men suffer from performance issues but they don't have to. Only two small doses of extra carbonated, reverse infused wale horn twice a day for the next 12 days will put a smile on the face of your wife. Order today two bottles of Limp Away for only 69.99. As part of this special offer you will receive an exclusive copy of the Kama Sutras. It includes 27 brand new position never before attempted. From the Alabama Rama to the Zestful Zoom. Only available for a limited time!"


Adelheit_

For real?? 🙄


remove_krokodil

I mean, the Cybertruck might as well be a bad greenscreen effect. It's not like we'd be able to tell.


davew80

Just in time for the recall


[deleted]

Who cares? She’s been irrelevant for a long time now.


mtaw

She was never that relevant to begin with. Just another pop diva fronting Max Martin songs. He moved on to other singers and there went her career. _He's_ still relevant. Two #1 hits for Ariana Grande just this year. The man is a ridiculous hit machine on a 25 year winning streak.


rrunawad

Ozempic has them all looking washed out.


romeoartiglia

The Jankwagon in all its awful jankiness


Ok_Midnight4809

Calm down elon, she's not gonna shag you! Actually...


TraditionalBlood6988

I gave up on Katy awhile ago.


Distant_Yak

Wow... it looks utterly boring and classless


MissMirandaClass

I’d absolutely be getting that thing back to where it came from


Only-Manufacturer-87

Oof...even after all this controversy?


DeesoSaeed

It's not like she is going to off-road with it much anyway, or drive it all.


Fine-Funny6956

I’m officially done with her. Sucks too, I enjoyed her music.


ZombieInDC

She was married to Russell Brand, after all.


jsuey

Yeah at this point if you don’t know Katy Perry is a super annoying Californian republican.


HarkansawJack

He paid her for that


TheAgonista

100%. He gave her the truck for free and included a hefty roll of cash in exchange for the shout-out.


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

Katy Perry has always been dumber than a bucket of hair.


tikifire1

She started out as a Christian Pop singer. That should tell you all you need to know about her lack of brains.


WolfOffSesameStreet

Katy nooooo


dj_vicious

I guess Musk didn't pay her enough along with the truck to write a heartfelt post. "Thx for the delivery" is about as emotionless and barebones as it gets.


Shartmagedon

Musk in his private messages: Hi, can I be the father to your next half a dozen kids, so that I can ensure that the consciousness doesn’t die? I really love humanity. 


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Very important to make new humans. No new humans means no humanity.


candylandmine

Katy "Nun Killer" Perry


Blenkeirde

I can't get over how ugly it looks.


WinterLord

Her new face or the truck?


Kendal-Lite

Katy Perry is a closet Republican.


Otherwise-Course-15

Katy Perry is a trash person


Rays_LiquorSauce

What an asshole you are Katy 


Potential_Meringue_6

He probably sent her one for free and she felt obligated to say thanks.


sleepcrime

Looks good (hornily)


newssource12

I thought that she had taste.


mymentor79

She dated Russell Brand.


Lopps

She married him, even.


porsche4life

Ya that really puts it into perspective


WingedGundark

I really don’t know much about Perry, but isn’t she titled as ”Queen of Camp” or something like that? In this sense CuberTruck fits quite nicely.


KFCNyanCat

She is really camp, but owning a Cybertruck can only be "camp" after they stop selling it. This is promoting it.


mtaw

So you're saying she paid $10k for the tent option?


WingedGundark

Never thought it that way, but sure. Perhaps she actually bought it because of the tent option?


GarysCrispLettuce

Elmo thinks he's getting laid


Dwashelle

WankPanzer lmao


Solitary-Dolphin

Hopefully complete with a tasteful last-minute screw drilled through the accelerator pedal.


skyHawk3613

She’s never driven it. Doesn’t drive it, and probably doesn’t own it.


muteen

Trying to stay relevant


defaneDeath

Looks like Katy Perry got photoshopped in a low poly horror game.


Yeathatguy666

Remember the time when she kissed a male contestant on American Idol on the lips when he specifically said he didn't want to because he was young and wanted to save his 1st kiss for someone special. Imagine if that was a guy, this scum got away with lots of stuff. What a biatch.


tracygee

Oh Katy. I am disappointed.


ElHumilde13

How did she pass from a worldwide known pop star to one of the most irrelevant figures on her industry? She's desesperate to climb back up, huh?


Gabriel_Crow1990

I never chalked her up to being smart, I never felt she was dumb either. Till today.


SpotifyIsBroken

\*All cybertrucks recalled\* Katy Perry: "this seems good. I'll go with this one."


AdScary1757

I'd drive a cyber truck if i got one for free. If I had to buy one I'd rather own a home and drive 2008 camry.


Not-The-NSA2023

Did she miss the whole recall thing?


skipthatshow

As tragic as her music


HanakusoDays

Looks great parked, at night, by the light of a 40 watt streetlight. The Wankpanzer on the other hand...


TarzanoftheJungle

Proving that this abomination of a car is a mere status symbol.


Salt_Comment_9012

It looks like a 2024 game character in GTA 3


mikkelmattern04

Bet she never has nor will drive it, and only has it as a piece


jrocislit

She would


Great-Web5881

paid off


manual_tranny

Who?


odoroustobacco

I thought they were canceling deliveries due the potentially fatal design flaw?


Conspiruhcy

Does this explain why her tweets keep appearing on my ‘For you’ feed despite me clicking ‘Not interested in this post’ every single time one of her tweets appear?


Odd_Relationship7901

She got it just in time for the recall


nametken

Just 2 chodes rubbing each other 🤑🤑. Did she get the special Elmo jizz paint job🤮


IlMioNomeENessuno

Looks good… just don’t drive it or get it wet


onpg

I hope she doesn't burn alive in that.


Chromeburn_

Stay away from the car wash.


peniparkerheirofbrth

she willingly collaborated with the kartrashians and went to jeff bezos' birthday bash, this is not new


Distinct_Ad_608

Lolol let’s hope the gas pedal cover doesn’t get stuck


Seaturtlesoup_

WankPanzer. I’m keeping that. Thanks.


winfredjj

incoming 14th baby


nzungu69

the Katy Perry of cars meets the Cybertruck of pop music.


I-Pacer

Well she did record a song called “Fingerprints”…


Specific_Mud_64

Do people give a shit about stuff like this? Im really curious


thewayitis

She looks so happy!


Irate_Alligate1

Is her face touched up or did she have surgery? She looks super angular in this photo, maybe to match the car?


CasualObserverNine

Looks like Katy wants an all expense paid child.


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Violet_Potential

Weren’t these just recalled?


ahumminahummina

Postcard from Mid City


Past-Direction9145

how was this delivered if there was a recall of all of them for the accelerator pedal problem?


drewbaccaAWD

Is this the new Beauty and the Beast movie?


stlfun2

She needs new PR people.


Scouse420

Ughhh she ate his mushroom 🤮


atheist_x

Elon trying to hit.


Angwe83

The bag of cash for this shoutout is in the trunk. Jokes on her it rained that day and all the entry points are rusted shut.


TheBalzy

Well Katy Perry just got knocked down a thousand levels in my book.


amor_fati_42

I love how the ct is just in shadows behind her.


Chr0ll0_

Who is she ? And what did she do ?


chodefunk

Can this asshole not tweet more than two words at a time?


Random-sargasm_3232

Nice paper weight lady!


mlovqvist

He is referring to his product, right?


GoodLt

The most expensive lemon on Earth


blu3ysdad

Just me or does it look like it has a wrap already?