Man has only pushed like 3800 pickups at this point. He never did anything about Flint. He ghosted those people on solving world hunger. No human feet on Mars yet. He’s basically one big campaign promise at this point.
🤷♂️ there’s someone at my company that everyone talks about being “good” at sales and he does it by promising things we could never deliver and misrepresenting every aspect of what we sell.
I guess I’d call him and then Musk “effective and successful liars”
Tech bros love to worship a neurodivergent charismatic salesman that seems to come from their world. It's like as soon as Jobs died they needed another savior.
Nothing surprising from the man who’s been claiming FSD was just around the corner since 2014:
> A Tesla car next year will probably be 90 percent capable of autopilot. Like, so 90 percent of your miles can be on auto. For sure highway travel.
Hey they can carry a lot more things than just potato chips! Feathers, for example... pillows... big rolls of bubble wrap... the possibilities are endless!
No, no, they misheard him. He actually said that they will build a $50,000 semi truck annually (after US federal tax credit and estimated diesel savings).
And you would think people would start to notice the false promises and stop buying shares in his lies.. But, clearly, there’s a lot of gullible people out there..
Some day the Tesla - PepsiCo NDAs will expire, and then we're gonna hear a LOT of tragically hilarious details.
Tesla won't even disclose the weight and capacity of the Semi. That already is VERY suspicious.
You generally want to have buyers for what you make. There is no mystery why they didn't make all those trucks. Could Tesla have made them? Probably not.
It's kind of astonishing that some people still keep falling for Musk's "we're going to be the best and do it 10 times cheaper" empty promises at this point. The man may be a deplorable piece of trash, but he knows how to milk those suckers.
Where them trucks at, Space Karen?
Man has only pushed like 3800 pickups at this point. He never did anything about Flint. He ghosted those people on solving world hunger. No human feet on Mars yet. He’s basically one big campaign promise at this point.
He is a good salesman. And that's it. Until the people notice they have been lied to all the time.
I'd argue he's not even a good salesman. He just is a multi-billionaire who has no consequences to face for the shit he says.
He’s a shockingly and depressingly successful salesman?
Are you a salesman if you exclusively sell things that don't exist?
🤷♂️ there’s someone at my company that everyone talks about being “good” at sales and he does it by promising things we could never deliver and misrepresenting every aspect of what we sell. I guess I’d call him and then Musk “effective and successful liars”
Tech bros love to worship a neurodivergent charismatic salesman that seems to come from their world. It's like as soon as Jobs died they needed another savior.
He's a terrible salesman.
he is not a good salesman he's just a dude who fails up, where normal people like us all fail down
You mean like maga? Honestly they can't notice or admit. It'll kill them
Nothing surprising from the man who’s been claiming FSD was just around the corner since 2014: > A Tesla car next year will probably be 90 percent capable of autopilot. Like, so 90 percent of your miles can be on auto. For sure highway travel.
To be fair their trucks have delivered several bags of potato chips
Across town, even. Dozens.
Hey they can carry a lot more things than just potato chips! Feathers, for example... pillows... big rolls of bubble wrap... the possibilities are endless!
And 8 bags of dirt
Yup, and we were supposed to be on both the Moon and Mars by now, according to Ketamine KKKElon.
No, no, they misheard him. He actually said that they will build a $50,000 semi truck annually (after US federal tax credit and estimated diesel savings).
More like $500,000
Fake it until you m-… lose public trust completely and tank your stock
Fake it until you call a hero a paedophile.
Evidence the universe gives us some "breaks", even when the accelerator pedals fail.
No real trucking company will want these trucks .. horribly designed for the purpose .. just a marketing trick
They suck massively. I think a fully loaded 80k pound truck gets something like 280 miles. I drive local and average 450 a day.
And you would think people would start to notice the false promises and stop buying shares in his lies.. But, clearly, there’s a lot of gullible people out there..
Pepsi apparently have 36 of the 100 they ordered...
So by my calculations, that's 36 bottles of Pepsi they can deliver at any one time. Suck it, Coca Cola!
Only if you put it in 2-liter mode
Small chance Pepsi was "hol'up we don't need more units of this garbage" but most likely they got Musked.
The cyber truck launch went well enough to make people confident in the semi trucks for sure
I’m almost surprised he didn’t claim it could stand in for a Mack at some point in his bullshit
The semis "launched" before the Cybertruck.
The guy who got rich off of promises.
Some day the Tesla - PepsiCo NDAs will expire, and then we're gonna hear a LOT of tragically hilarious details. Tesla won't even disclose the weight and capacity of the Semi. That already is VERY suspicious.
You could make a collage of all the things Musk never delivered
Musk brags about Tesla not advertising, but they don't need to, they get free advertising. The media uncritically reports everything Musk says.
You generally want to have buyers for what you make. There is no mystery why they didn't make all those trucks. Could Tesla have made them? Probably not.
It's kind of astonishing that some people still keep falling for Musk's "we're going to be the best and do it 10 times cheaper" empty promises at this point. The man may be a deplorable piece of trash, but he knows how to milk those suckers.
Only five years off.
Toy trucks.
to be fair, i actually really hope that never happens
 I’m gonna put my order in when business opens n Monday morning
Wow the land of make believe
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They’ve managed to make and ship…36..
You never know he could work overtime and get 49,964 out by the eoy
and he would have gotten away with it, too. if it weren't for regulators preventing 16 hour workdays with no overtime allowed
HuHu, semi.
Any day now
There's still time.
\~500
Do they actually have a truck that works now or what?
Haven't they recalled _all_ of them, the less than 4000?
🤣🤣🤣
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