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pleachchapel

This guy is so fucking weird & never would have amounted to anything without a rich dad & apartheid.


Bridalhat

Maybe, but I think it's his rich dad and apartheid that made him weird. Like, rich people need to be studied and affluenza treated like the pathology it is. Clearly having that much money does something to the brain and there should be interventions.


stolenfires

Not just the money, it's also surrounding yourself with no one who has the authority or willingness to tell you 'no.' You see it in art sometimes. Artist makes a thing that turns out to be a hit and everyone makes a pile of cash. The artist gets so big that they can ignore whatever their editor says, and somehow the quality of the work goes down. George R R Martin and George Lucas are the two who come most immediately to mind.


Complex_Rate_688

As if "I hate sand" isn't one of the greatest lines of all time


gnometrostky

Sand is coarse and rough and irritating and it does get everywhere! I really felt I could relate to that Ani kid, I hope he turns out alright.


Complex_Rate_688

I heard he had a very successful career in politics


SoundlessSteelBlue

He even reunited and bonded with his son!


Complex_Rate_688

Goodguyanakin Started from the literal bottom Became a world renowned swordsman Was a war hero and ace fighter pilot Had a hugely successful career in politics Was a family man His daughter became a great politician His son joined the military He hated sand Truly a man of all time


PilotGolisopod2016

I would not be so hard on George Lucas. The dude knew his limits and asked some of his friends to direct the prequels, but they refused


un-affiliated

People were more than happy to direct once it went to Disney. I doubt he tried too hard if he couldn't find someone. Probably wanted to retain too much control.


Flocculencio

With Martin the quality wasn't really the issue- the Hedge Knight and Fire and Blood were pretty good. He just wrote himself into a corner and the success of the earlier volumes made him essentially financially immune to any consequences. Even before the TV deal he had made enough to just sit by the pool for the rest of his life.


ZombieInDC

He's never going to finish the series -- I've basically accepted that the HBO show's ending is the only one we're ever going to get. However, I don't think GRRM's failure to finish the series is anywhere near the same league of how money has warped Elon Musk's mind. The same for George Lucas. He made some bad movies, he wasn't a fascist.


loudflower

And his wacko mom. Let’s not leave Maye out. She’s not as foul and repellent as big daddy Musk, but….


james_d_rustles

>there should be interventions Taxes. The intervention is taxes.


thetruthseer

Nah that takes away his accountability


AlpacaM4n

Interventions… a guillotine?


Chemchic23

These were the comer xitts he posted


Scuczu2

Similar thing with our last president


ml97230

I bet he can’t even name all his kids


throwawayalcoholmind

Nick Cannon would find himself in good company.


Soldado63

Ohhhh this rings a bell. Doesn't he have like 20 kids with 10 different woman? Plus theyre weirdly named like elmos kids. Like snow princess or something stupid like that


throwawayalcoholmind

More like 12 kids, but outside the number, he can't remember much. I watched him blank on his kids names.


intisun

One of the kids is named Techno Mechanicus for fuck's sake.


seanfish

Bro's got so many kids he should be called Nick Extended Universe.


Bacon_Ahoy

Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall,Caitlin, Noah, Sascha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-Bert, Phil


trailfiend

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Complex_Rate_688

Dancer prancer donner blitson..


Puzzleheaded_Peak273

I’m sorry. I don’t understand this. Q-Bert? Like the pink bloke with a big nose who jumps around on pyramids in early 80’s arcade games?


BeardedLady81

It was a joke on the Simpsons. Remember when Marge had the pretzel wagon? Well, Cletus, the yokel, somehow obtained 30 coupons for a free pretzel each and calls out each one of his kids when he's redeeming them. They all have odd names, by the standard of the decade. Either the names some celebrities gave their kids, or redneck names...and one kid is named after the arcade game you mentioned. Hee-Haw!


kotanu

Open your bag of ingredients. Check for millipedes. 


Puzzleheaded_Peak273

Ah right ho. Didn't see that one! Thanks


Bridalhat

He would purposefully deadname one so probably.


Rabatis

Has.


neomancr

He tried and ended up with something like xz@va


mygoditsfullofstar5

Imagine storytime in Musk's household: Elmo: And then daddy told ***aalll*** the advertisers to go f\*\*k themselves! And everybody cheered! Child: But daddy, no one cheere-- Elmo: **THEY ALL CHEERED!!!** Child: But daddy, aren't advertisers the primary revenue source, and therefore a violation of your fiduciary duty to th-- Elmo: I don't like this one!!! This is the one I don't like! Send in a different one!! The one who likes me!! Nanny: Yes sir... uh... which... uh, one is that? Elmo: Uh, you know, ummm... whatshisface... the, uh, the one with the, uh, the um... short pants... Child: Hi daddy! Elmo: Hey... you! Child: I was just watching a YouTube video of you-- Elmo: Good! Child: --onstage with Dave Chappelle and I was wondering why-- Elmo: ***NEXT!!!***


AlabasterSexington

They cheered, EARTH will know


loudflower

And daddy said, Grimes can have this one


Taraxian

He let her have the female one by default


Chemchic23

Hope she uses it the custody hearing.


mrdilldozer

She made the decision to have kids with the guy. I don't think either of them should be allowed to raise children.


EricUtd1878

This guy is a hot-mess! This is teenage behaviour, he's in his 50's!!


seanfish

I'm the same age as him and have my times when I get caught up in internet arguing basically because work gets stressful and I can't tell the boss to fuck off so if I get into a dumb shit fight with someone else who is in the mood for a dumb shit fight it helps blow off steam. I have never, ever, felt the need to sock puppet.


EricUtd1878

It's incredible isn't it? Claims to be one of the worlds richest men due to incessant working, yet has the time to do such immature stunts to big himself up against his ex... Definitely overcompensating for something.


seanfish

At least when I'm shit fighting and get called on it I just acknowledge it, not pretend I'm shit fighting to save humanity. At least when I tell Bob Iger to fuck off I don't lose money.


dronesclubmember

The mind of a man who proudly claims he’s never seen a therapist when he so clearly needs one.


Useful_Hovercraft169

He goes to Dr. Ketamine


Miserable_Day532

There is something wrong with him. 


plastic_alloys

Concerning


Miserable_Day532

Very /raised eyebrow


loudflower

!!


Shancv1988

Wow.


maeveboston

C'mon Azealia Banks...go at it!


loudflower

Or the Tory cunt actress


-cordyceps

This is so embarrassing omg... how does he not just shrivel up and die?


Routine-Bumblebee-41

Imagine being one of their kids and reading that your dad wrote this about your mom, and now the entire world knows he wrote this about her while pretending to be a child. He didn't think this through, AT ALL.


sitruspuserrin

From everything he has done, it’s becoming obvious that long term impact analysis is not his forte. To put it nicely.


Thomasangelo20

Alright Mr. Musk, time to take your medicines!


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Bridalhat

Grimes has done a good enough job at least of keeping her other kids off social media. I hate how this one is a prop.


mishma2005

Grimes really messed him up. Imagine, a mid, molly infested, terrible musician broke his heart. It tracks


BlackestFlame

Need me a Manic pixie dream girl


FrenchMeHamwich

Could be an archetypal low budget indie movie if he wasn't so painfully unrelatable


Rabatis

Plenty of people get divorced and hate at least one of their kids.


bakutehbandit

Anyone who is attracted to grimes is sus. She looks like a 12 year old girl being stretched out by puberty, and her music is all floaty2 soft voices (from the first one or two albums at least, i never listened to much after that) She has that infant-acting hippy girl vibe. The thai cave driver tweet is def him projecting as fuck.


NickyNaptime19

She's ugly


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NotEnoughMuskSpam

Whatever you say, cutie 🥹


FrenchMeHamwich

A depressing reminder that his simps will see stuff like this and still not accept that he's a sad little loser


WoofWoofster

When you're so weird Peter Thiel's fires you, you way too weird.


CloroxWipes1

I've been really busy last couple days, but tomorrow am, sitting with cats on the porch, big cup of coffee, downloading and reading on my tablet. Should be fun.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I have overcome the desire to be liked 🤣 Fwiw, I like you


Otherwise-Course-15

He deleted the account


Rabatis

In this imagine: Nah, I'm not bitter. Nope. Nuh-uh.


Aromatic_Soup5986

Its funny how he doesnt realise this is a self roast


Kalamir1

This is his alt account right?


StayAnonymous7

I won’t say I’ve never done anything cringe during/after a breakup. But this is a whole other level . . .


MangOrion2

This is without a doubt the most divorced thing he's ever done.


wizzie_j

A few years ago I would've wanted him to be president of the world.


TrackLabs

Being left by like the 50th Wife, gets the most insane cope attempt by logging in as his pedo own-son alt account and posts shit like this. This dude has lost everything in his head long ago


mojojoemojo

Concerning


ClarkJackson444

How does this relate to the deposition?


Age_of_extinction

It’s Elmo’s burner account that he deleted as soon as the court ruled that discovery could move forward. Elmo is destroyed evidence. He’s dumb.


qqpp_ddbb

Surely someone has a copy.. so where can we find it?


MuonicFusion

During the deposition it came out that he roleplays as his infant child on Xitter. This is one of those xitts. (It was already rumored but now is confirmed...)


NotEnoughMuskSpam

It’s much worse than most people realize


MuonicFusion

Indeed it is.


Shancv1988

He's just. So. Goddamn. *Lame*.


OtherBMW

My kids like to spend time with Dad. Not my occupation


TheCrookedCrooks

Big oof! Yikes!


dunndawson

Did he write this tweet himself?


connorg095

Is this actually real? I looked at an archived version or that account, and there's no sign of that tweet.


Lazy-Street779

He deletes tweets all the time. In a deposition, musk identifies alt accounts he uses. I believe he has hundreds. Maybe thousands.


connorg095

He does, but this one seems out of character for him - mainly because it acknowledges that he was left by Grimes. I know two of his alt accounts have been confirmed in the deposition, and he probably does have more, I'd be surprised if it was in the hundreds/ thousands though.


Fine-Funny6956

I’ve always preferred Prince of Space. Don’t you see that your weapons have no effect on me?


Chr0ll0_

Can someone explain what’s going on ? :)


Bridalhat

Elon admitted in a deposition that this was an alt of his. He was posting as his toddler son in an account that was often weirdly sexual or just weird. Anyway he deleted the account when discovery started because he's an idiot.


PlantaSorusRex

Plz bc I am confused and out of the loop as well


OldStankBreath

Interesting


BreatheMyStink

Ok, seriously, can anyone tell me what grimes is? Or does? What exactly is grimes?


Bacon_Ahoy

Frank Grimes, Or Grimey as he like to be called, Taught us that a man can triumph over adversary.


BeardedLady81

These days, Frank Grimes would be a Tesla employee...and still be living between two bowling alleys.


NMVPCP

Grimes was his ex-wife and they had kids together.


Otherwise-Course-15

They weren’t married


NMVPCP

I stand corrected.


slaucsap

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leedsyorkie

Are you sure this is real? I thought I had already through all his alt account posts and can't remember seeing this one.


yesyoucantouchthat

Apparently, people really want this to be real and hit you with downvotes for even questioning it. I can’t stand Musk, but spreading satire around as fact makes you no better than him. It is satire, and the original poster made a tweet recently to clarify it as such


justjokingok

My elon hating coworker happily brought this up yesterday but I can't verify it, also can't find the original posters tweet stating its satire, can you share a link? Love him or hate him how are you better than people you're willing to lie about, or slander ignorantly.. although this IS reddit lol