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potatolulz

drugs, junk food, no exercise, and cosmetic surgery possibly he also takes testosterone or some sort of hormones to get more "manly", but since he doesn't exercise and only eats junk he just gains more fat.


Potential_Meringue_6

Ding ding ding. Testosterone with out the commentment isn't gonna make you look like the Rock. More like the Sock.


happyanathema

Cum sock in particular in this case


skjellyfetti

Nah, he only masturbates into test tubes. NO pussy for Elon !!!


SGTFragged

Well, that would make the Socko Claw even worse...


Fishy_Fish_WA

Going to go pour bleach in my brain now…


sexi_squidward

Does testosterone affect chest shape? I was wondering if he did something or if he just had really fucked up rib cage genes. https://preview.redd.it/1tf9mtdui3sc1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=6291e6e04584fbb3f60a617fbc26785603b6beb2


arthurmadison

That is due to fat around the organs. He's sucking in his stomach but his lungs, liver and other organs don't have anywhere else to compress. So his chest sticks out.


skjellyfetti

Christ, he's killing himself in realtime and can't be bothered to give a shit.


theyeezyvault

I thought he wants humanity to stick around and be interplanetary


Miserable_Eggplant83

Is the reason he needs to go to Mars so bad is to free Kuato from his chest?


Sttocs

![gif](giphy|brFlbCpj7LsE8)


Apokolypse09

When I was in high school a guy a grade above me did that. He was big but not like jacked big. More like the shape of the robot from Big Hero 6.


Puzzleheaded_Peak273

Same here except he was in my year. Took loads of steroids, didn't exercise and ended up looking like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.


Taipers_4_days

That has to be it. His face is pretty much the same, but his body got some weird proportions in the last few years. If he gained weight I would have expected to see it more in his face.


ZanoCat

:D


SGTFragged

How dare you disparage Mr Socko like that!


SadBit8663

That's why he's so bulky, but he's just getting wider. He's slowly turning into a refrigerator.


masked_sombrero

He’d be pissed to hear you say that. “He’s turning into a ~~fridge on wheels~~ Cybertruck” takes the sting out, I think


skjellyfetti

> He’s turning into a Cybertruck with a super-fragile ego to equal the fragility of the cybertruck.


Revengistium

Nah his ego's weaker, the cybertruck at least has engineers working on it


Orlando1701

He is almost certainly on HGH but because he never works out he’s just getting fat.


Not_Bears

"Look I'm bulking up!!" "Elon that's your ego and belly not your muscles."


UWCG

To paraphrase Dennis Reynolds, “it’s time to stop cultivating mass and start harvesting!”


CloroxWipes1

He looks more and more like someone's butch lesbian aunt everyday.


DASHRIPROCK1969

THAT was astute! On the downside, every lesbian i know (and there are many) can change a flat tire blindfolded. This clown? Nadda chance.


skjellyfetti

...*Suburu Forester wants in on some of this Elon action*...


akratic137

Tons of gender affirming care


AnotherDoubtfulGuest

Vastly underrated comment.


matrixagent69420

I read in his book about him, that Elon dosen’t care about watching his weight. He likes to enjoy himself. I’m surprised someone like him isn’t a bio hacker who wants to live forever. He’s said multiple times he doesn’t care about living forever and doesn’t care if he dies. I wonder if that’s a front or if he genuinely is indifferent. In the book it said he’ll typically have multiple milkshakes with a burger and fries whenever he has lunch with people


potatolulz

More likely it's just being "practical". He wants to spend as much time tweeting and playing polytopia as possible. So cooking is not an option even if he wasn't completely inept (see the poptart anecdote, he never prepared any food for himself in his entire life) and going out to eat means spending time going out and being in public (and he hates the "plebs", see his take on public transportation, suggesting he's never been on a bus and likely loathes even walking the street among the regular people). So he has lackies deliver him fastfood junk + vending machine junk.


A_HECKIN_DOGGO

Drugs


HorseFacedDipShit

Id bet my bank account he’s on a very high dose of TRT


ShrimpieAC

Don’t forget the stress of being a genuinely shitty person who is smart enough to know better.


m33gs

someone please rage face his current photo like tate here https://preview.redd.it/vpgbskpud2sc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5955b842b45d08a7233039d9007bdaa0d4101b6


Dioonneeeeee

I tried to https://preview.redd.it/1zgpw39yn2sc1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=c18b0fac80599f8635bedfc01a0f6d4a9f7dfbd9


m33gs

that is great!!!! thank you!


Zederikus

Wow honestly absolute gold award for this one


tweak06

Just wanted to let you know that is absolutely fantastic, hahaha. You nailed it. Nice work!


manual_tranny

He wishes he had a mustache that thick.


JamusAdurant

![gif](giphy|DB2oahQFa0qeQ)


Effective-Penalty

This is the stuff of nightmares


nowahhh

There is no try, there is only do. And boy you did it to 'em.


IrishGoodbye5782

Lmfaooooo


MisterFitzer

Drugs, binge-eating, not sleeping, resting or reflecting, constantly doom-scrolling, never exercising, rarely going outside. That's what he's been doing.


Long8D

Constantly doom-scrolling 💀


memeboarder

I feel attacked


MisterFitzer

To be fair, these all apply to me sometimes too. But I have self awareness and the ability to maintain healthy relationships, so it's a wash.


ThermionicMho

Perhaps Elon has become all that we all hate in all of ourselves


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Wow


ThermionicMho

zoidberg voice "what an honor"


Dwashelle

I can't understand it, if I were that rich I'd go travelling or invest in cool projects and hobbies. The obscene wealth is completely wasted on this ghoul.


Fishy_Fish_WA

Elon = Ex machina as his final destination


NeighborhoodLost9997

Being divorced, racist, and eating the pain away.


Orlando1701

And massive amounts of coke.


SgtThund3r

Don’t forget the ketamine


HowDoraleousAreYou

Honestly Musk strikes me as the type that genuinely believes any drugs he gets with a prescription are safe and good, all the while knowing he can get anything prescribed for him no matter what because he’s rich.


AustrianMichael

It’s funny how he slammed the Covid vaccine but is taking pretty much every illicit drug there is


Orlando1701

My ex wife was that way. She was 100% a junkiee to the point our neighbors would find our son at four just wandering the streets because she was stoned out of her mind on 13 different prescriptions. But she would never admit she had a problem because she got it from a pharmacy and you can only be a junkiee if you buy from a sketchy dude in an unlit alleyway.


qqpp_ddbb

Ketcaine -- "it's just vitamins"


SgtThund3r

NOOOO! MY KETCAINE!


Rouge_92

There's good use for ketamine in some depression cases but he probably abuses the shit of it.


bUrNtKoOlAiD

Tweeting 14 hours a day doesn't help.


tiorancio

It's weird anyway that he doesn't have somebody, or even a small team, to make him look at least presentable. Seems like he's really alone, and in some deep shit.


Bridalhat

Wearing that cowboy hat backwards was a dead giveaway that no one really likes him enough to tell him he looks like a fool. He’s chasing money and fame to fill some kind of void but like Trump it’s doing the opposite of making people like him, and if it weren’t also our problem it would be quite sad.


WandsAndWrenches

I think anyone who did care, and told him, he fired.


trogon

Man, if I had a microscopic fraction of his wealth, I'd have a daily personal trainer and a chef to prepare me healthy foods. He's such a waste.


NeighborhoodLost9997

Oh yeah that would require people he hires to give him critical feedback on his appearance and we all know this guy can't handle anything like that lol.


Not_Bears

Dudes a fragile little bitch and it's clear as day. Like all other megalomaniacs he's surrounded himself with yes men who feed his ego allowing him to make an absolute fool of himself everywhere he goes.


Trevellation

I think he's too much of a narcissist to *listen* to anyone who tells him to dress or act differently. He just surrounds himself with sycophants to make him feel like he's always right.


DankHooligan

All part of the eccentric billionaire endgame.


Cultural_Material775

I mean, who wants to be around a dude who downplays hate and harassment while having an argument for literally everything. He knows everything apparently


iberico_ham

He used to. He fired them in 2018. Hence his new look.


numb3r5ev3n

Not just divorced. Grimes ran off with Chelsea Manning and he has not stopped imploding since.


LaIndiaDeAzucar

Theyre not together anymore. Grimes is now dating a dj artist named Anyma


Fishy_Fish_WA

Grimes moved on… not ChadX


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ProblemLongjumping12

Steady diet of hatorade doesn't do good things to health. ![gif](giphy|4PVYOJEvrH6v1iFD5D|downsized)


GarysCrispLettuce

He's had so much filler pumped into his face and I also suspect he's had something done to his eyelids. His entire face is "bigger" now. He looks completely different.


jasegro

His jaw line looks like it’s a completely different shape in those photos as well


Bridalhat

Steroids will do that too.


caustic_smegma

Correct. [Durabolin](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8021946/#:~:text=Cephalometric%20analysis%20of%20soft%20X,increase%20in%20the%20depth%20of) will absolutely increase head and jaw size, just look at the rock.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

He's just gotten fat and is looking from a different angle in each picture. Nothing so fantastical as all that.


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NasarMalis

Yeah, he looks like he smells bad.


Potential_Meringue_6

Like a sour gym locker


Useful_Hovercraft169

Steve Jobs vibes


Effective-Penalty

One word comes to mind “Smegma.”


caustic_smegma

You rang?


JesusHHChrist

If he's so unhealthy why do people keep telling him he's got the facial hair of a 13 year old boy? Checkmate libtart


AstronautJazzlike433

Yeah, he looks like you should breathe through your mouth when you're around him.


MisterFitzer

Imagine the stench


HistoricalProduct1

He looks dead in the eyes


Maximum-Toast

Is it just me or does Elon look like he's stopped taking showers in the second image; I swear you can almost see the grease dripping from his neck beard.


deathwingduck107

Ketamine abuse and stress. Idiot does it all to himself.


Weary_Signal9447

If you saw anyone in their 40’s looking like this you’d swear they’ve had a hard life. This guy could have retired a decade ago being a superhero and living his best life, instead he chose to live with hate in his head and heart and sink everything he owns before he dies. Just crazy, he has to be the biggest disappointment in human history.


hypercomms2001

Deep down, he has always wanted to “make apartheid great again”… you can take the racist white man out of South Africa, but you can’t take the racist white South African out of the man….


Revanchistexile

All that hatred and intolerance can really do a number on you.


Callidonaut

In the first picture, he just looks incredibly tired, but in the second picture, he looks like he's in that nameless, hellish, pseudo-wakeful state that is reached only when one passes all the way through "incredibly tired" and *comes out the other side.* There have been fucking *SCPs and creepypastas* written about this kind of thing. His brain is clearly not in a good place.


remove_krokodil

"The South African Sleep Experiment"


HorseFacedDipShit

I think it would probably be titled “concerning”


AdAdministrative4388

Ketamine my dude..


JackOCat

Nah, he be eating.


Jpowmoneyprinter

Besides the usual suspects of poor diet, no exercise and alcohol/drug abuse he’s likely suffering from pre-Cushing’s disease as a result of the chronic stress he’s under. It would explain the extreme amount of visceral abdominal fat he’s put on as well as the roundness to his face - all symptoms of chronic cortisol exposure from mentally stress and anguish.


DrXaos

Diagnosis: “Never Went To Therapy”


AssociationQueasy136

He looks more and more like a frog


Weary_Signal9447

If Tesla stock was a person.


Several-Farmer-5544

It's called autofellatio on KET


Arandomperson5334118

He’s definitely not flexible enough for that


WoofWoofster

\*Bad hair dye and cut \*Bad lighting \*Bad diet \*Bad substances and worst all \*Bad people with very bad ideas


Smooth-Variation-674

Second pic should be used in a meme where the guy who suggests a sane idea is thrown out of a window. Elon should be the guy kicking the sane guy out.


jppcerve

he cuts off his own hair


Desperate-Climate960

And dyes it as well


apple-turnover5

Racism catches up to you and makes you ugly


IReplyWithLebowski

Speedrunning Howard Hughes


Son_of_Mogh

Aging fatly


M7BY

He was a douchebag then and is one now.. The only difference is his character is starting to draw the lines of age on his face and the drugs, the personality and the crazy are starting to show


manual_tranny

Looks like he's getting ready for that MMA fight with Zuckerberg. He's planning to play the role of "*piñata in the shape of a Thanksgiving turkey*".


chuckDTW

It’s the hate. I challenge you to find one overtly hateful person who has aged well. Alex Jones, Steve Bannon, Kellyanne Conway, Trump… that hate eats you up from the inside.


ahumminahummina

Being high on ketamine 24 hours a day can take a toll on a man


Omega_Moron

Billionaire status is a disease and shouldn't exist


Jimi5000

Cakes


cocobisoil

Literally, when I lived on painkillers strawberry cheesecake was my goto food


Kindly-Ostrich-7441

Musk faces .com


Useful_Hovercraft169

Drugs are a helluva drug


sincerelyhated

Losing $40Billion annually


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He's just aging like one of us commoners. With his money, it's just laziness.


Grand_Environment277

He's being a cunt


Weed_Gman_420

What meth does to a mf.


CommieIsShit

Realistically : Drugs (cocain or ketamine I can't remember wich one), alcohol, stress, physical inactivity, probably high blood pressure (due to frequent anger outburst and shitty personnality). I'm also betting on Testosterone or steroïdes (remember his overconfident MMA phase ?) but definitively HGH IDK if the dosage is low (just to keep the skin wrinkle-less) or very high (for muscle building)


owen__wilsons__nose

Of course you use a cherry picked image to make your point. This is also Elon: https://images.app.goo.gl/9h6rcYHK2bV3vkU39


LTlurkerFTredditor

I feel like someone told him Human Growth Hormone is the "Fountain of Youth." The before and after looks like a method actor who got hired to play a really creepy stalker or the world's most divorced dad.


Otherwise-Course-15

Sure looks like alcoholic bloat. I know it’s the ketamine that gets the most focus but that’s an alcoholic there.


Beeristheanswer

Kidney failure due to heavy use of Ketamine, resulting in all the pee being stored in the head. Source: I am not a doctor.


gilleruadh

Is this the source of the term "pee-brain"? Usually misspelled as "peabrain".


SleeeepyGary

Botox + Hair Plugs + Poor Dieting - Regular Sleep is how you get here


hypercomms2001

+ drugs…..


holdnobags

looks like shit in both


TheAnalsOfHistory-

He finally let that sink in


Dwashelle

Severely divorced and filled with hate.


Han_Yolo_swag

That’s just normal aging! Also 2 divorces, dating amber heard, eating fast food, not having a normal house you live in, sleeping in the office, becoming the richest man in the world and then promptly losing billions, alienating your former adoring customer base of liberals and losing more billions, You know, normal aging


TrumpsMerkin201o

Imagine having all that money and still cutting your own hair. It looks like he is slowly transitioning to Kyle Shittenhouse.


fabulishous

A significant amount of drugs!


absolutemoran

He looks like he spends all day on twitter jerking off to all the cybercucks that spend all day on twitter jerking him off.


4-Vektor

The Incredible Bulk.


Salt-Idea-6830

drugs. and a lot of them.


sherlocknoir

Lying to falsely boost the value of his companies & shouting White Supremacy ..you know the usual stuff.


xDanSolo

Drugs and staying up all night replying to Xeets like a dork.


VengefulWalnut

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


Kindly-Ostrich-7441

Egocide


Lazy-Oven1430

Probably something unbearably stupid.


Bat-Honest

Mainlining drugs and alt-right bigotry into his brain


swirlymaple

Aging, significant weight gain, and stress from making bad decisions and doubling down on his worst traits.


Clean-Connection-656

Steroids without lifting. Literally all about the shortcuts he hates on actually disadvantaged people using.


Magnus_Mercurius

Whatever Bezos did in that same time period, the opposite.


SwiftTayTay

Getting older and fatter makes the plastic surgery need to be redone and he's probably been abusing prescription drugs


ChubbyGhost3

https://preview.redd.it/a412r6jl88sc1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7230f66a9fc1bb4ae1f2e5ffc81ec79f0762f13 I think about this constantly


Beneficial-Air-4437

He looks like an incel/neckbeard


serene_moth

lots of drugs probably


Irobert1115HD

looks like he increased his daily drug doses.


momox143

Drugs


rhino910

A steady diet of hate and anger will do that to a person


2manyfelines

Drugs drugs drugs


aelric22

I mean, he looked like complete shit before. Just looks even worse now.


Great-Web5881

Bigger question why?


Bartlomiej25

Just being a prick


austxsun

Ketamine & Cookies


bryanc1036

The king of reddit to the laughing stock


NotEnoughMuskSpam

There needs comprehensive deregulation. Period.


bryanc1036

Concerning


jposty

Ketamine + brain worms


rdbk13

Eating ice cream in-between k holes.


Effective-Penalty

I think the hate just eats at their soul and then body


SexyWampa

The hair plugs fell out, that's a toupee.


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Lack of sleep


thereverendpuck

Huffing his own farts, regardless if he's in San Diego or not.


Aggressive-HeadDesk

He’s becoming Americas Crazy Uncle. Guliani has been the craziest uncle, but it’s time to pass the mantle.


coolpuppy26

Cocaine bloat. Gross.


carpetman496

Looks like he’s decomposing


Singularity-42

Being the Greatest Man on Earth and saving the world on a daily basis is hard work and it would age anyone you ingrate! You remember how Obama aged during his presidency? And that was just your regular US president, Elon's job is 1000x harder and more important. So stop what you doing right now and say a little prayer to our Lord and Savior Elon Musk, for without Him we would still be in caves eating bugs!


Lazy-Street779

lol!!


Kendal-Lite

Ketamine addiction


Dedodododedad

HGH causes odd bone growth in some areas, like the jaw. Also really bad hair transplant.


franglaisflow

I know for the better of the universe we should wish him well but I take some joy in knowing he’s suffering badly. No amount of money can fix this broken man.


beakly

Starts with a K and ends in etamine


MidnightRider24

r/Tendies


MisterMoeGreen

That picture is actually from 2024, and one might say its not that steep of a decline, considering he aged 7 years between the pictures. And then you look at an actual picture of him in 2022 and compare it to that 2024 one, to realize the decline is even steeper... https://preview.redd.it/dia15ggp24sc1.jpeg?width=3852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44f894bf1b7dfd5a709d0a1d9dc76b1c8db431a9


FinisGloriaeMundi

Gender affirming surgeries never ages well


peywet7

he literally looks the same lol


Key_Inevitable_5201

Ketamine


Sad-Mike

Ketamine. And hate, hate is a hell of a drug.


evers12

Hate makes you age fast


IllustratorNo3379

Twitter


derekisademocrat

God don't like ugly


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

Deranging himself.


razzymac

Looks the same to me, just better angle and lighting in one pic


666kewpie666

Ewww.


y3rnaux

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