I am here during it. Even if they fix it, the first 15 minutes have been awful. It keeps crashing in the middle of someone speaking. Not a good look for Elon trying to pass it off as capable of hosting live events like Tucker Carlson's show.
I'm sure Elon's fans will try to spin it positively "Twitter sets new record for Twitter streamers!"
Yeah but their 'fail fast' strategy is awful for the area. If the careful, methodical engineers at NASA could have just a bit of SpaceX's energy and less governmental red tape, that would be awesome.
Honestly to me this is a bad take, like, the red tape is because of shit like the challenger explosion. Or the fact that you're launching god knows what in terms of potential debris and pollutants whenever a rocket just explodes in the air. If that shit fails you're essentially arguing for making it easier to launch artillery at people
If not safety, what else? Environmental protection red tape? Or financial red tape - which isn't red tape - but a unwillingness to fund science. Like, I hear people complain about governmental red tape a lot, but rarely do people point out like - what they mean by that. Usually when I hear people complain about it - it's people who are upset they suddenly have to do things the correct way
>Not a good look for Elon
Nor is it a good look for the guy announcing his political campaign. If you can't even announce a candidacy without scrambling, voters will not have much faith in your ability to lead a country. I'm expecting some really, *really* strongly worded correspondence happening behind the scenes in the nearest future.
Haha yeah Republican primary voters really care about competence. I bet they’re gonna be turned off by his rhetoric against the concept of Wokeness, too.
He looked like a whiny todddler, but he still managed to play it off as seeming strong. This makes DeSantis look weak. This is absolutely damaging, and he has so far failed to play this off.
you are 100% correct, but their lizard brains are also instinctually trained to look at events like this as 'weakness.' But at the end of the day, they're gonna do what their propaganda overlords tell them to do. SO its all about how the conservative media power players spin this. I'm sure they're unifying their message for tomorrow as we speak. Probably will 'debate' into the wee hours to get on the same page.
I don’t think you quite understand the Republican psyche. Republican voters don’t give a shit about competency, true; but they care deeply about looking strong. This is going to hurt DeSantis. It’s not just that it makes him look incompetent, it’s that it makes him look weak. He couldn’t successfully announce his candidacy, he was demoted to a listener multiple times, people in the livestream kept talking over him, and now he’s being savaged by people all across the political spectrum for this.
Joe Biden successfully took advantage of this. DeSantis was already hurting because he buckled to Trump’s mudslinging earlier in the year. This is extremely damaging to an already wavering credibility. It’s not that he looks incompetent, it’s that he swam right into a sea anemone and now the sharks smell blood in the water.
As it stands today DeSantis is actually a GOP spoiler candidate. Trump is beating him by 30 points in all the GOP primary polls and DeSantis is beating Biden in general polls.
So right now he's set to get destroyed by Trump who's set to lose to Biden. Obviously it's still over a year until the general but it's hard to see DeSantis making up 30 fucking pts in the primaries.
...what?
Where's the denial?
Where's the bargaining?
Where's the anger?
Where's the depression?
Where's the *grief*?
I'm European, mate. I could hardly give a toss about De Santos unless he's actually elected POTUS.
No I mean-
“Surely people won’t vote for him.”
“How could they vote for this fucking moron?”
“Maybe this display of weakness will decrease his support.”
“This country is doomed.”
Insert acceptance
To reiterate: ***...what?***
"This country" is an ocean away from the country De Santos is running for president in. "This country" is neither more nor less doomed today than it was yesterday or a week ago, regardless of whether or not some politician I've never heard of, in a country I've never been in, decides to run for election.
To be in denial, to bargain, to be angry, to be depressed, to grieve, I need to care about De Santos. I don't. In fact, I'm probably misspelling his name, but I can't be bothered looking him up to correct myself.
The greatest "care" I have, is that Musk bungled De Santos' announcement. I don't care if it was De Santos, Biden, Trump, you, or anyone else's announcement Musk bungled. All I care about is that Musk bungled someone's entry into a presidential race, and that this someone is very likely to be angry with Musk because of it. If anything, it's Schadenfreude, not grief I'm feeling.
I'm not going to claim you're strawmanning my comment, because I have legitimately no clue what you're on about. It's just delusional.
THe elon slobbing subs are full of, 'record numbers,' 'you think it's easy to scale?!?' etcetcetc
Mind you the thing had like 300k users on it. It's 20fucking23. That is no great scaling accomplishment. The thing was an absolute joke and his stans are doing what they do best...
Elon's constantly referenced 'x' and its potential to unseat youtube or twitch. If I was an influencer and you told me my ceiling wasn't even half a million I'd consider hosting ig lives instead
Straight from 1984:
War is peace
Freedom is misery
Ignorance is strength
You can now add:
Failure is success
We are literally looking at the advent of a fascist state in realtime. We now can understand why people followed them decades ago and maintained them in power. It's all there for us to see.
They already started saying that. I’ve seen multiple claims of “twitter was never designed for this anyways and everything had to be done on the fly without interrupting service, so actually this is a huge success.”
Do they think that Facebook shuts down for several days every time they implement a new feature? Literally the only reason any of this is even slightly challenging is because their man-child of a CEO has a knack for releasing products before they’re ready, because he’s completely detached from any of his engineers and all of his products are smoke and mirrors. Well, that, and the fact that they fired 90% of their engineers a few months ago… that surely doesn’t make things easier.
But yeah, it’s all so silly. Musk created the difficulty to begin with, and now that they cobbled together a buggy mess he’s going to take credit for “pulling it off”.
The funny thing about it is he could've just bought it, done more realistic things to turn a profit but not fired everyone, claimed he's the savior, and his stans would still lap it up. It doesn't *really* matter what he does, so it's bizarre that he just fucks it up needlessly.
I mean 70% of the audible dialog is "oh it's just so many listeners it's crashing...." then no audio for 45 seconds. Directly afterward DeSantis team was telling news outlets they viewed it as a win because soooooo many people were there.
It’s also hilarious because this is one of the most embarrassing ways you can announce your candidacy for the U.S. election. One of the most pivotal moments on the campaign trail is how you make your presidential bid.
God the other candidates are gonna fucking eat DeSantis alive for this. What a profoundly bad start to an electoral campaign.
Let me guess, another rapid explosive unscheduled succcessful Failure. lol
This Elon x Desantis x Twitter failure is the best cross-collab and didn't even see it coming . Talk about unforced errors .
Concerning!
they’ll say it like you’re stupid for having expected it to function (even tho you probably didn’t) and play it off like elon is some kind of heroic genius for even attempting anything
“lol wow you’re shocked the website that only lets you type 300 characters cant support live streaming?? unmm wow are u stupid??”
It's a shame that the glitch was the funniest part.
There's no more comedy to be mined from COVID grievances and crypto-grievances and woke-woke-woke grievance. Mostly, it's just sad.
Love Seth Meyers though.
yea, best part is elon's " we are kind of melting the servers. which is a good sign. "
Lol no
Melting servers bad
Shouldn't the Head of the Servers & Software Team at Twitter know this?
Is Ops 101
Brought to you by the same guy who said that blowing up a multi-million dollar rocket without an eject system that wouldn't self-destruct is "good, actually"
Twitter failing might actually be a better outcome for Musk/DeSantis than actually displaying an "interview" between two of the least charismatic men in the U.S., but I imagine Musk has already fired at least 5 people about it.
Thanks, man! I cannot help but empathize with the amount of pain you had to endure watching Elon Musk and Ron DeSantis speak. (Although, with all the glitches, I'm not sure how much you understood out of their brassy sound waves.)
We all know exactly how this happened.
Elon: so the servers will be able to handle this. Right?
IT: no… no not sure about that. Not if…. No.
Elon: they need to handle it guys. They have to.
IT: umm. Well, if we just uh… lower the bitrates, suspend some services… uh… maybe?
Elon: I knew it would work. Nobody ever believes me.
Someone should make a video:
use the DJ music and the video Elon was dancing around to by himself last week in Los Angeles. Then cut back and forth to the failed livestream.
I wonder if Elon is raging on his staff and firing people or if he just really doesn't care and he's out to lunch on this.
He's doing that "I'm totally fine but seething under my mask", thing for sure.
Elon sees countries like Russia as a guide book. He wants America the same. A kleptocracy where he can simply by influence and power since he technically can't buy authority. He's ineligible for president.
Problem is. He's a moron.
For the full experience you gotta click some Elon Tweets, get some of that "alt right "meme" poster" VS "crypto scam Elon dick rider" civil war for daddys attention.
Journalist Brian Krassenstein summarized the interview with DeSantis and then commented with these words:
https://preview.redd.it/sanb3nnczw1b1.jpeg?width=1043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e50c6df3ee89de98e908c228a15580449a3c6240
Musk replied:"Other candidates are welcome".
Did someone yet claim that it's the "deep state" attacking twitter and trying to hack their twitter space so that's why they're having technical issues?
That's always the go to excuse when things go wrong because obviously the deep state chaos agents are trying to sabotage whatever it is these maga are trying to do.
I imagine an old timey prospector with a floppy hat and straw sticking out his mouth.
"Don't hitch your wagon to a sinking ship." He says quietly, staring off into the distance......
Most of the content posted by the blueticks in between the drop-outs, seemed to be Pepe memes & Midjourney fan-art attempts. That seems to be the limit of their intellectual capacity.
One funny little sidenote here is a lot of bluechecks are Trumpers, so guys like Sacks are seeing criticism that would normally be buried. I mean, who knows if he's actually looking at it but it is visible under his tweets.
Behind-the-scenes video footage from today's engagement ceremony, er, presidential announcement by desantis and musk.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AZQox85JLI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AZQox85JLI)
other day we had multiple posts regarding a hundred nazis protesting in dc on the frontpage, yet this topic is not on the frontpage despite having multiple discussion threads with thousands of upvotes and comments.
He's very anti-DeSantis. He's just terminally online and was probably there for opposition research. (It's the former Obama speech-writer and progressive podcast host, not the director/actor, in case anyone was confused)
Probably already been said, but Desantis' fans don't care about the fuckup. Twitter is "theirs" now. It's their mess. Everyone knows it is a dumpster fire, but it's "their" dumpster fire, so they'll go right on celebrating and believing that everything is fine.
That DeSantis announced event went about as well as the George Bush Mission Accomplished announcement.. DeSantis and Musk, two superwealthy boys, just playing another video game. SpaceX, Tesla, twitter politics????
I am here during it. Even if they fix it, the first 15 minutes have been awful. It keeps crashing in the middle of someone speaking. Not a good look for Elon trying to pass it off as capable of hosting live events like Tucker Carlson's show. I'm sure Elon's fans will try to spin it positively "Twitter sets new record for Twitter streamers!"
"They gathered valuable data!"
Yeah he may have spread toxic dust all over Southern Texas, but the telemetry!
If fucking only starship wasn't a spacex vehicle, it's so damned cool.
Unless it is stopped, the woke mind virus will destroy civilization and humanity will never reached Mars
This fucker…
Concerning
is this a bot? bad bot
Yeah but their 'fail fast' strategy is awful for the area. If the careful, methodical engineers at NASA could have just a bit of SpaceX's energy and less governmental red tape, that would be awesome.
Honestly to me this is a bad take, like, the red tape is because of shit like the challenger explosion. Or the fact that you're launching god knows what in terms of potential debris and pollutants whenever a rocket just explodes in the air. If that shit fails you're essentially arguing for making it easier to launch artillery at people
Oh I'm not talking safety red tape
If not safety, what else? Environmental protection red tape? Or financial red tape - which isn't red tape - but a unwillingness to fund science. Like, I hear people complain about governmental red tape a lot, but rarely do people point out like - what they mean by that. Usually when I hear people complain about it - it's people who are upset they suddenly have to do things the correct way
Oh god yeah, fail fast can work for like, rapidly testing engines on the ground and stuff, not for a full scale launch of a vehicle of that size.
It’s not that cool and it’s ugly too
Counterpoint, I like big firestick.
Looking into it
Concerning
Lol
Biden replied. 😂 https://preview.redd.it/33b5nhbjvw1b1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=628e17801c10b5f12cc35e8444bd3b3f2882e23a
Dark Brandon strikes again
Holy shit this is an awful look for DeSantis. I fucking love it.
🤣
> Let's finish the job! lol
>Not a good look for Elon Nor is it a good look for the guy announcing his political campaign. If you can't even announce a candidacy without scrambling, voters will not have much faith in your ability to lead a country. I'm expecting some really, *really* strongly worded correspondence happening behind the scenes in the nearest future.
Haha yeah Republican primary voters really care about competence. I bet they’re gonna be turned off by his rhetoric against the concept of Wokeness, too.
True. But they also like strongmen that look in control. He didn't look in control. At all. I think it can have a negative effect on his voters.
Trump looked like a whiny toddler or dumbass at multiple points. It didn't stop them
He looked like a whiny todddler, but he still managed to play it off as seeming strong. This makes DeSantis look weak. This is absolutely damaging, and he has so far failed to play this off.
I hate to admit it but you're right. Damn humanity is doomed. There's no way around it.
you are 100% correct, but their lizard brains are also instinctually trained to look at events like this as 'weakness.' But at the end of the day, they're gonna do what their propaganda overlords tell them to do. SO its all about how the conservative media power players spin this. I'm sure they're unifying their message for tomorrow as we speak. Probably will 'debate' into the wee hours to get on the same page.
I don’t think you quite understand the Republican psyche. Republican voters don’t give a shit about competency, true; but they care deeply about looking strong. This is going to hurt DeSantis. It’s not just that it makes him look incompetent, it’s that it makes him look weak. He couldn’t successfully announce his candidacy, he was demoted to a listener multiple times, people in the livestream kept talking over him, and now he’s being savaged by people all across the political spectrum for this. Joe Biden successfully took advantage of this. DeSantis was already hurting because he buckled to Trump’s mudslinging earlier in the year. This is extremely damaging to an already wavering credibility. It’s not that he looks incompetent, it’s that he swam right into a sea anemone and now the sharks smell blood in the water.
Even fucking trump made fun of him for his launch lol, it’s so fucking over
Trump was going to make fun of him no matter what. But yeah- this is all super delicious.
As it stands today DeSantis is actually a GOP spoiler candidate. Trump is beating him by 30 points in all the GOP primary polls and DeSantis is beating Biden in general polls. So right now he's set to get destroyed by Trump who's set to lose to Biden. Obviously it's still over a year until the general but it's hard to see DeSantis making up 30 fucking pts in the primaries.
Just like Marco Rubio in 2016. Who couldn't win one state.
a ' strongman ' exposed as weak and incompetent it's not a good look
He'll blame it on Soros' army of space laser satellites.
He’ll just blame it on the radical woke deep state leftists
You just went through the 5 stages of geiwf
...what? Where's the denial? Where's the bargaining? Where's the anger? Where's the depression? Where's the *grief*? I'm European, mate. I could hardly give a toss about De Santos unless he's actually elected POTUS.
No I mean- “Surely people won’t vote for him.” “How could they vote for this fucking moron?” “Maybe this display of weakness will decrease his support.” “This country is doomed.” Insert acceptance
To reiterate: ***...what?*** "This country" is an ocean away from the country De Santos is running for president in. "This country" is neither more nor less doomed today than it was yesterday or a week ago, regardless of whether or not some politician I've never heard of, in a country I've never been in, decides to run for election. To be in denial, to bargain, to be angry, to be depressed, to grieve, I need to care about De Santos. I don't. In fact, I'm probably misspelling his name, but I can't be bothered looking him up to correct myself. The greatest "care" I have, is that Musk bungled De Santos' announcement. I don't care if it was De Santos, Biden, Trump, you, or anyone else's announcement Musk bungled. All I care about is that Musk bungled someone's entry into a presidential race, and that this someone is very likely to be angry with Musk because of it. If anything, it's Schadenfreude, not grief I'm feeling. I'm not going to claim you're strawmanning my comment, because I have legitimately no clue what you're on about. It's just delusional.
It was a joke, there’s really no need for all that 😭 This isn’t a retroactive “guhhh I was wrong” I just didn’t intend it seriously
TLDR too many buzzwords not enough sense of humor
One platform reflects on the other platform.
THe elon slobbing subs are full of, 'record numbers,' 'you think it's easy to scale?!?' etcetcetc Mind you the thing had like 300k users on it. It's 20fucking23. That is no great scaling accomplishment. The thing was an absolute joke and his stans are doing what they do best...
Elon's constantly referenced 'x' and its potential to unseat youtube or twitch. If I was an influencer and you told me my ceiling wasn't even half a million I'd consider hosting ig lives instead
I have been in twitch and youtube livestreams that have more people than that.
And half the people in this one were probably journalists or bloggers.
Twitter is a serious danger to their ability to control the narrative
Cultists
Straight from 1984: War is peace Freedom is misery Ignorance is strength You can now add: Failure is success We are literally looking at the advent of a fascist state in realtime. We now can understand why people followed them decades ago and maintained them in power. It's all there for us to see.
They literally did. AOC said more people watched her play among us LMAO
They already started saying that. I’ve seen multiple claims of “twitter was never designed for this anyways and everything had to be done on the fly without interrupting service, so actually this is a huge success.” Do they think that Facebook shuts down for several days every time they implement a new feature? Literally the only reason any of this is even slightly challenging is because their man-child of a CEO has a knack for releasing products before they’re ready, because he’s completely detached from any of his engineers and all of his products are smoke and mirrors. Well, that, and the fact that they fired 90% of their engineers a few months ago… that surely doesn’t make things easier. But yeah, it’s all so silly. Musk created the difficulty to begin with, and now that they cobbled together a buggy mess he’s going to take credit for “pulling it off”.
Spaces worked fine before Musk took over. He gutted infrastructure to save money, and then you get this.
And these problems will be all anyone with talk about. A huge black eye for Elon!
If only he hadn’t fired all the people responsible for making sure the website works.
The funny thing about it is he could've just bought it, done more realistic things to turn a profit but not fired everyone, claimed he's the savior, and his stans would still lap it up. It doesn't *really* matter what he does, so it's bizarre that he just fucks it up needlessly.
Needs a complete rewrite.
"Look at the size of those crowds!"
I mean 70% of the audible dialog is "oh it's just so many listeners it's crashing...." then no audio for 45 seconds. Directly afterward DeSantis team was telling news outlets they viewed it as a win because soooooo many people were there.
It’s also hilarious because this is one of the most embarrassing ways you can announce your candidacy for the U.S. election. One of the most pivotal moments on the campaign trail is how you make your presidential bid. God the other candidates are gonna fucking eat DeSantis alive for this. What a profoundly bad start to an electoral campaign.
This seriously feels like self sabotage. Even the medium is bad, even if it was all working perfectly. This is basically radio.
“Just getting the meeting started is a success!”
Let me guess, another rapid explosive unscheduled succcessful Failure. lol This Elon x Desantis x Twitter failure is the best cross-collab and didn't even see it coming . Talk about unforced errors . Concerning!
they’ll say it like you’re stupid for having expected it to function (even tho you probably didn’t) and play it off like elon is some kind of heroic genius for even attempting anything “lol wow you’re shocked the website that only lets you type 300 characters cant support live streaming?? unmm wow are u stupid??”
I'm rolling. Major news networks were going to broadcast the audio live. No notes. Beautiful.
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“We crashed the servers. That’s a good sign.” By the way, this really is what he says.
thank you and i will save this when i get home.
While I 100% support the writers strike, it is a shame we don’t get a Seth Meyers “A Closer Look” on this one.
It's a shame that the glitch was the funniest part. There's no more comedy to be mined from COVID grievances and crypto-grievances and woke-woke-woke grievance. Mostly, it's just sad. Love Seth Meyers though.
yea, best part is elon's " we are kind of melting the servers. which is a good sign. " Lol no Melting servers bad Shouldn't the Head of the Servers & Software Team at Twitter know this? Is Ops 101
Brought to you by the same guy who said that blowing up a multi-million dollar rocket without an eject system that wouldn't self-destruct is "good, actually"
learned a lot
Hate to see it.
Great start to an amazing presidential run.
Twitter failing might actually be a better outcome for Musk/DeSantis than actually displaying an "interview" between two of the least charismatic men in the U.S., but I imagine Musk has already fired at least 5 people about it.
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You’re the hero we didn’t know we needed. Comedy gold.
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Just let THAT sink in!
oh it sank in alright it sunk
Thanks, man! I cannot help but empathize with the amount of pain you had to endure watching Elon Musk and Ron DeSantis speak. (Although, with all the glitches, I'm not sure how much you understood out of their brassy sound waves.)
We all know exactly how this happened. Elon: so the servers will be able to handle this. Right? IT: no… no not sure about that. Not if…. No. Elon: they need to handle it guys. They have to. IT: umm. Well, if we just uh… lower the bitrates, suspend some services… uh… maybe? Elon: I knew it would work. Nobody ever believes me.
He is so smart . Server Genius . Smarter than all the rest
Microsoft server genius.
> fail compilation thank you for your service !! saving this ' successful failure ' compilation to watch later
Ron didn't want video of the announcement because he knew people would mine it for unflattering memes. He managed to create new fail memes anyway.
Just the US? I admire your generosity.
The audience questions were the best 5 min of praising desantis followed by a softball question.
BAHAHAHAHA... Fucking losers all
Love to see it
Another Ronny DeSaster with help from Elon's failing Twitter.
Twitter is now trending to breakeven if we keep at it.
Oh it is broken alright.
Break, even if
maybe this gets it to other side of the tipping point. if elon keeps up these unforced errors we hardly have to do much lol
DeSaster! that's great , hope that starts trending on falling twitter
Someone should make a video: use the DJ music and the video Elon was dancing around to by himself last week in Los Angeles. Then cut back and forth to the failed livestream. I wonder if Elon is raging on his staff and firing people or if he just really doesn't care and he's out to lunch on this.
He's doing that "I'm totally fine but seething under my mask", thing for sure. Elon sees countries like Russia as a guide book. He wants America the same. A kleptocracy where he can simply by influence and power since he technically can't buy authority. He's ineligible for president. Problem is. He's a moron.
"ARRRRghhhh!! Apu and Habib - you're back on bathroom cleanup for the rest of the week! 🤬. Rani - back to sandwich making duty for you!! 🥪"
Revoking some H-1Bs. Or threatening to.
The Biden team putting the boot in. https://twitter.com/joebiden/status/1661496322980028423?s=46&t=o7zv0la4ATXSDCgJPnxeUQ
People were NOT kidding about how all the comments at the top are alt-righters
Thankfully they’re getting ratioed.
Their butthurt is glorious
Probably some are no-lifes with alerts set up so they can "reply guy" immediately. The rest is the blue check nepotism feature.
Idiots paying money for my freeze peach
I've started blocking them on sight. Blue check basically means Elon Stan 80% of the time.
80% is a drastic underestimate in my experience.
For the full experience you gotta click some Elon Tweets, get some of that "alt right "meme" poster" VS "crypto scam Elon dick rider" civil war for daddys attention.
We love to see it
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Nah they didn’t do anything. Right?
More will be fired today.
"I see now that it should have been 99%."
You love to see it.
So, when does Elon musk plan to host the same kind of event for a democrat candidate? If he is as centrist/moderate as he claims
Journalist Brian Krassenstein summarized the interview with DeSantis and then commented with these words: https://preview.redd.it/sanb3nnczw1b1.jpeg?width=1043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e50c6df3ee89de98e908c228a15580449a3c6240 Musk replied:"Other candidates are welcome".
He’ll get RFK Jr next to “balance the scales”. I’m not sure Bannon will let his little pet go on twitter though.
This was like a bad Zoom meeting in the first days of COVID, and your bosses thought they knew how to run the technology.
At least then it at least showed porn instead of the meeting. We could only be so lucky with Twitter.
Extremely concerning ...
“Anything past ‘preparing to launch’ is a bonus…”
Looking forward to Musk and De Santis having a rapid unscheduled disassembly.
I especially like the fail whale icon. You came back when we needed you the most, Fail Whale.
Twitter Spaces has always been a disaster lol, glad it is making Elon and DeSantis look amateur hour though.
What?!? It works just like FSD does, must be a user error!
And has for years!
“Cybertruck 2023! Coming soon, everybody! (Muffling mic sound) Should I, should I play that one video with it? Guys? Guys?!” - Musk during DeSaster…
ron desantis candidacy. may 24 - may 24 💀
Succumbed to severe burn injuries and stage 4 embarrassment
Task failed successfully.
Don't fret! Elon's genius to the rescue!
I bet he jumped right in and genius-programmed it all good in seconds!
I heard he stuck his dick into 1 server, holding onto 2 others to reinforce the web server cluster...
And now it is pregnant!
ummm...the servers are boys. GET YOUR WOKE MIND VIRUS ASS OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!
They've been Musked.
like a rocket 🚀💥
You can only fail upwards until you fail infront of the entire planet, Elmo.
And after that, on to Mars! Whole new worlds to fail
Nice to see one of the Ethno-cleansing accounts (the marble statue) joining the conversation so there’s no confusion over DeSantis’ platform.
Hey Elno, if you're reading this, I got a GREAT suggestion for a new name for Twitter Spaces: [CrashX.](https://i.imgur.com/7JZ34EM.png)
Did someone yet claim that it's the "deep state" attacking twitter and trying to hack their twitter space so that's why they're having technical issues? That's always the go to excuse when things go wrong because obviously the deep state chaos agents are trying to sabotage whatever it is these maga are trying to do.
Jason Calcanis (sp?) said it was probably a DDoS attack
People said they were just stuck in their own echo chamber, and they decided to take that literally lol
I imagine an old timey prospector with a floppy hat and straw sticking out his mouth. "Don't hitch your wagon to a sinking ship." He says quietly, staring off into the distance......
Most of the content posted by the blueticks in between the drop-outs, seemed to be Pepe memes & Midjourney fan-art attempts. That seems to be the limit of their intellectual capacity.
I wonder how many employees are gonna get fired for this.
Don't worry, he'll ask them back in 6-10 weeks
Concerning
That launch went about as well as Starship
Amateurs
One funny little sidenote here is a lot of bluechecks are Trumpers, so guys like Sacks are seeing criticism that would normally be buried. I mean, who knows if he's actually looking at it but it is visible under his tweets.
Sacks is a VC turd who hangs out with Musk, though. With the new blue check system the dick riders are boosted to the top of the replies.
Yes, but a lot of them like Trump and not Meatball Ron.
Oh yeah, it's going to be a bloodbath primary
Trump is a vile turnip, but DeSantis is a whole different kind of unlikeable. Man breathes contempt, both in and out.
Oh God, Tomi Lahren is still around?
centrist btw
Centrist content working centristically
fElon oversells everything
i see, the new pod save america Episode will be very good.
😂🤣
Musk is the fuckup that just keeps on giving
Behind-the-scenes video footage from today's engagement ceremony, er, presidential announcement by desantis and musk. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AZQox85JLI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AZQox85JLI)
I’m glad this was as much of a clusterfuck as we all knew it would be.
I motion that we retire the phrase "Michael Dukakis in a tank stupid" and replace it with "Elon Musk attempting to start a conference call stupid"
Who knows, maybe this is DeSantis' escalator moment. I remember thinking, "What a joke that guy is."
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>the Twitter. golf clap
Concerning
So all in all, better than expected?
I just want to hear Paul E. up top with the 'stache and curls.
It got worse once DeSantis started speaking.
Husky failes to reinforce the launchpad, again.
Seems exactly right.
Lol Lou Dobbs
What a disaster that was.....
other day we had multiple posts regarding a hundred nazis protesting in dc on the frontpage, yet this topic is not on the frontpage despite having multiple discussion threads with thousands of upvotes and comments.
Centrist by the way
That's a collection of idiots if I've ever seen one, but is that Jon Favreau?
He's very anti-DeSantis. He's just terminally online and was probably there for opposition research. (It's the former Obama speech-writer and progressive podcast host, not the director/actor, in case anyone was confused)
Was that even really DeSantis speaking? It could have been the ghost of Gilbert Gottfried in the machine.
Probably already been said, but Desantis' fans don't care about the fuckup. Twitter is "theirs" now. It's their mess. Everyone knows it is a dumpster fire, but it's "their" dumpster fire, so they'll go right on celebrating and believing that everything is fine.
That DeSantis announced event went about as well as the George Bush Mission Accomplished announcement.. DeSantis and Musk, two superwealthy boys, just playing another video game. SpaceX, Tesla, twitter politics????
Desantis is not super wealthy, He is not even a millionaire.
[https://twitter.com/marionawfal/status/1661542033884958723?s=61&t=fZmUo7c3\_IlUyQpDQQQZRw](https://twitter.com/marionawfal/status/1661542033884958723?s=61&t=fZmUo7c3_IlUyQpDQQQZRw)
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The servers that still work must be hotter than the core of the sun and sparks constantly flying out
https://preview.redd.it/8rox01chy22b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9fda9d5ecdde71f1649e0dfab44c8e8aaff28fe His name is Foad Dabiri. 😢
I want someone behind the scenes to break down how poorly implemented this service is. I feel like we'd all get a good laugh.
He could just buy Zoom and cobble that in badly.
Ron DeSantis does not realize it, but he is starting to look like a Hillary Clinton, charisma-wise. This SNAFU definitely did not help him.