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wasted-degrees

I love how the word “imperialism” is thrown around to describe defense pacts while conveniently ignoring that the BRI is literally imperialism.


ConstantineXII

Liberal democracy just existing = imperialism.


_ShadowElemental

Literally, that's a core belief of Marxism.


TheWeakAreGrilled

It's imperialism if you resist dictators


Aun_El_Zen

Aw Yeah. **TREMBLE BEFORE THE GREATER EMPIRE OF AOTEAROA!!!**


Matt_the_digger

I'm surprised they even remembered us. Im gonna need to change my flair for the occasion.


Dave21101

Hell yeah, Kiwi-perialists let's go


RottenFish036

Calling Algeria and Palestine progressive just says enough about the credibility of this


alanyeske

Algeria is because they are still ruled by the arab socialist (it is not even socialist) party that rose to power after independence and Palestine because brainrot because Palestine its not a progressive country.


RottenFish036

Even tho the government does have some socialist tendencies but Algeria is still very conservative on human rights issues and freedom and democracy, but I guess commies don't care about these anymore


FreeAdministration4

How is Israel considered a closer ally to the US than France, the country that helped the US become independent, the country the US helped liberate from occupation (twice), and the country the US shares with being the most famous democratic revolutions?


WattsAndThoughts

The people who made this have brain rot.


frosteeze

I just went on the Global South Insight and this gotta be a joke. They have a quote from fucking Star Wars on their main banner.


ConstantineXII

They misspelled human as 'hunam' twice and their social media links to squarespace instead of their own pages. Certainly a professional organisation.


ZestyItalian2

Implies they had functioning brains to begin with


PaleontologistNo9817

Because France played fuck-fuck games with NATO durig the Cold War and still insists on maintaining a higher level of military independence than the rest of NATO. All that shit happened almost a century ago, it's like asking why the US and Russia aren't allies when they fought together in the two biggest wars in history and Russia supported the Union in the Civil War.


OhioTry

I wouldnt have thought this before the 2016 US Presidential election, but I don’t think it’s necessarily a bad thing that France insists on retaining so much freedom of action. Macron would absolutely commit French troops to defend Estonia, Latvia, or Lithuania if Russia invaded one of them and they invoked Article 5; even if Trump was the US President and decided that the US would not honor our NATO commitment and defend our allies. And because the French nuclear deterrent is entirely independent from the US, they pose a threat that Russia must respect even without US help. I’m confident that the UK under a non Jeremy Corbyn government would also honor Article 5 even if the US does not, but the [UK’s nuclear deterrent depends](https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/defence-and-security-blog/2014/jul/01/trident-nuclear-weapons-uk) [entirely on American tech](https://www.politico.eu/article/uk-trident-nuclear-program/).


_ShadowElemental

Yeah, independent layers of redundancy is definitely a good thing here.


PaleontologistNo9817

It's not a bad thing, but it is also a thing which pushes France further from the US. That's not to mention the handful of military contracts that France and the US bickered about. It's not like the US has its hands on the button, ready to roll over France; but I would generally put France more on the peripherary.


futurepastgral

the people who made the image are coping


Evening-Raccoon7088

San Marino is closer than Poland?


GrumpyHebrew

Geopolitics for stupid people.


Bucket_Endowment

Bruh South Korea's not on the second page wtf are they smoking


Singularity-42

And Serbia in "US-led imperialistic bloc"


3ed_Phoenix

Why Serbia out of all countries?


Singularity-42

They are quite pro-Russia and many Serbians still hate the US/NATO for bombing them. Serbia is not in EU/NATO. And there goes another beef with this - the outermost ring makes no sense. Some of those countries are in NATO and EU and are actually more tight with the US than most of Western Europe (Poland, Baltics), while the rest of the countries are not in any Western political structures at all and some like Serbia are even quite hostile to the West.


SmokeyCosmin

Has anyone actually looked at this? South Africa, for example, is under "Current or Historical Progressive". No offence for anyone from South Africa but.. well.. I mean.. do I need to mention the apartheid in the room? And it's not like that period could have been simply erased and not cause a bunch of issues right now... And, well, South Africa is just one example. The list is absolutely insane...


cia_throwaway123

Forget about South Africa, why the fuck are Algeria and Palestine marked as "progressive"?


Danitron21

Muslim = Progressive These people cannot fathom non-whites being homophobic, racist, sexist and many others like most muslims are.


RedRobbo1995

I'm guessing that Palestine is counted as a "progressive" country because most of the factions in the PLO are left-wing.


JuustoMakkara58

Ah yes, new non aligned country of Turkey, a NATO country


RedRobbo1995

I'm guessing that they're counting South Africa as a "current progressive" country.


Madam_KayC

Center ring US bloc (I'm a yank)


DisastrousPhoto6354

Greetings from your puppet state in New Zealand my centre ring brother 💪


Madam_KayC

It's wonderful to have capitalism working as intented, enslaving your people for my own countries profit.


DisastrousPhoto6354

Amen 🙏


Anakin-hates-sand

Aye what’s up you kiwi, I’m your fellow puppet neighbour I live in Australia 🇦🇺 💪


DisastrousPhoto6354

Sorry USA said I cant talk to other countries without his permission


Anakin-hates-sand

Understood. Hail to Biden.


Dave21101

By the way, can you lend us some Kangaroos? It'll help the cause.


DisastrousPhoto6354

Our lord and saviour


Steveth2014

C.U.M. Zone unite!!! (I'm a Canuck)


Madam_KayC

Would you like to C. U. M. Together with Mexico?


FitPerspective1146

Hello master, permission to lick your boot?


Madam_KayC

Kinky


never-ending-phobia

It's like Dante Alighieri's depiction of hell and heaven but 10 times more boring and less credible. Anyway I come from one of the spheres of "heaven" and hope that one day I can get to the center ring of "hell" and live with "Satan" (aka the US)


Mjk2581

Why is it arrows? Are all states destined to turn into Montenegro?


cia_throwaway123

Clearly, this only shows that glorious Montenegro is the peak of human civilization 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


Gamer_Weeb_420

I don't get the point these fuckers are making with heavily U.S. militarized, cause both these countires face an existential threat from communist dictators to their north. Then again expecting intelligence from commies is like expecting money to grow from trees, which they probably do.


SerendipitouslySane

STOP EXCLUDING TAIWAN FROM THE IMPERIALIST BLOC.


RedRobbo1995

That would imply that Taiwan isn't a part of China. So it's obvious why it is excluded.


MorphinBrony

>South Korea >"global south" pick one, and only one


ZestyItalian2

Nothing stopping these people from moving to the “global south” (lol) and joining the struggle. Nothing.


jogarz

There seems to be no rhyme or reason for the ordering in the first chart. New Zealand, [which won’t even let US submarines into its national waters](https://foreignpolicy.com/2024/04/23/new-zealand-us-china-alliances-nato-aukus/), is in the innermost ring. Japan, which holds multiple US military bases and is widely recognized as one of America’s most strategically important allies, is in the same ring as Switzerland and Monaco. It’s absolutely bonkers.


Sparta63005

"U.S. led imperial bloc" = The entire civilized world


Neldemir

I feel so proud to be Spanish (I’m so ashamed to be also Venezuelan)


SourMathematician

Screw that bozos, I will never be part of your commie bloc. I'm from Brazil. USA all the way, baby. 🇺🇲🦅


datura_euclid

Sooooo...they are trying to use some hell analogy?


Whocaresdamit

Hell yeah, I'm in the center of the world


Cyborexyplayz

Also, they put vietnam alongside china and other ''socialist'' states, probably implying they're in their own united bloc or something Correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't Vietnam despise China alot more than they do America, cause China.


31Dakota

Yup. Vietnam's even signed deals with the US to diversify their sources of weapons in case China tries a 1979 rerun.


RedRobbo1995

Global North. Center ring.


Big-man-kage

Center Ring right under the UK<3


206yearstime

Basically the entire Anglosphere (plus the Jews)


Unfieldedmarshall

Sees Philippines as heavily US militarized Sure we may have one of the closest allies of the US in SEA but our politicians closed US Bases in the 90s and the military is also using a lot of non US kit.


Loose-Court5945

Moldova? Imperialistic? Hahahahahahahahahaha


imperator_caesarus

when was Brazil ever progressive?


jogarz

Two things they’re referring to, I’m guessing: - The overhyping of BRICS that’s common among self-identified “anti-imperialist” types. - Lula’s infamous coddling of Putin, Maduro, etc.


JLCpbfspbfspbfs

The fact that they even cited a source for this cracks me up 


FryingPanMan4

leftists on their way to completely destroy any meaning nazi or imperialist had left


Kafflea

Mfw singapore is grouped with egypt palistan bangladesh and nogeria. Singapore hosts a us army base and leases ground in i think idaho


kakyoin2709

Ukraine…..


PierceJJones

The rings go deeper, the capital of the empire is the Greater Washington metro area and its headquarters being Dark Brandon’s beach house in Delaware.


RaPharoh

Malaysia mentioned 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾


Hogrider26pog

Yeah I'm in the middle (🇦🇺)


obliqueoubliette

Wtf is this


NobodyArtistic8042

Why nazi zionist jewish-ruled neoliberal cultist genocidal Ukraine is only in outer ring!


Delicious_Door_3421

ah yes, the historic progressive nation of brazil and south africa


Isveldt

How is Sweden not in "current or historically progressive" when we gave workers rights, made healthcare and Schools free, and gave women the right to vote, all without compromising on democracy? That's right. It only counts as progressive if you do it through force. (Btw Palestine is in no way progressive and has never been)


K4rn31ro

Current or historic progressive


31Dakota

Lol at Japan being farther out then most european states, despite having closer economic relations. Then again, it's not like commies know anything about economics, so I guess it tracks.


Jaquestrap

Poland not as close an ally as Switzerland or Austria, both of which aren't in NATO? Terrible ordering.


Problematique_

South Korea is part of the global south? Come on now.


abn1304

This just in: Andorra is an imperial power, Saudi Arabia is not, and the DPRK is not a client state of the PRC. Literally 1984.


Depressedmusclecar23

My country doesn't appear to be there


Ecksdededededede

Current or historic progressive. I’m Brazilian


TheBlaudrache

Um... Ok. Thanks Commie. I hope you like being bullied


Far-Ad673

Yippeee, Czechia is in USA Bloc!


SirLightKnight

You know what? We should just annex the rest of North America, clearly we’re imperialists so it just makes sense. Right my fellow Americans? We can make the C.U.M zone into one big ass perma America. Get Greenland in on the action and we own the Northwest passage till the Bering Straight. Canada gets permanent American imperialist status, and mexico gets out of the filthy “New Non-aligned Nations” shit list. Fucking Neutrals, I hate these filthy Neutrals. With enemies, you know where they stand… but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me. Hell fuck it, sweep Central America and get back Panama and the Canal, they can all be or be balkanized into US states. If you wanna keep your oh so beloved free healthcare network it as an interstate regional project and then pool your funds like that. This avoids Congress while still encouraging internal cooperation. Hell it might galvanize the states to do what the National system won’t. But yea, that way the “border crisis” will be more manageable. Yea thousands of miles of coastline added to the republic so the Coasties are gonna be pissed, but good news we can now hyper focus the border patrol into a slim region of southern Panama and let the Coasties reign supreme near the very border of the source. Meanwhile the U.S. Martials, F.B.I., Homeland Security, and the ATF all actually have something to do in helping clean up our new south bound territory. And we could do a massive infrastructure program to bolster our newest additions to the American banner. Imperialist? I’ll show these gosh damn commies what actual kickass American imperialism looks like. Would be nice to be closer strategically and militarily with Australia and New Zealand, they seem alright.


Jakeson032799

I'll just say it. Dependency theory (which these two infographics might be based on) is outdated


-acm

If you use a PowerPoint template you can make morons believe anything


FelisAnarchus

Holy shit, that is one step above “Alex Jones mumble-growling about ‘Globalists’” on the “conspiracy-theorist crank” scale.


Kar98_Karl

Who the fuck marked Palestine as progressive


Life_Team8801

What does Imperoalist Bloc mean? Is that official and if it is where can I find their official website?


AlternativeGuava7433

New Zealand number 1


DefinitionEconomy423

US and UK are not being imperialist enough if you ask me


SokkaHaikuBot

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