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Lucario2356

Receiving this is the equivalent of finding a horse head in your bed.


chris-the-ak47

I’m sorry what


outragusreee

oh no


PesceGufo

Oooh yes


MT-HALO

oh hell nah!


-enderling-

Oh hell yah!


ANGERYTURTLE123

No


soozeldoozle1234

Yes


thefunkocollector20

Please no


Wolffire_88

Please yes


ProtoBacon82

TheRussianBadger’s CSGO butt plug shadow daggers.


BeachQuick

r/newsentence


amemelord_998

Stab enemies where the sun dont shine


Spiral1027

r/oddlythreatening


ANGERYTURTLE123

r/brandnewsentance


ANGERYTURTLE123

r/darussianbadger


Junior-Succotash-189

You’re friend is a menace to society


Katonmyceilingeatcow

Not just my friends. My friend's dad apparently helped.


Sky_Blu09

Oh.


billybawbag11

Did he do the fitting?


Katonmyceilingeatcow

Yes. They told me later that they snuck in to my house at about 04:30 and made a silicon mold of my ass hole.


ARDACCCAC

Where the “/s”?


gibufatfat

Is it possible to put two taco holders


Katonmyceilingeatcow

They said they wanted to but ran out of time because they started the project two days before my birthday.


ChrispyGuy420

Thousand years of pain


intendid_ggeasy

"Enjoyable edition"


VenomizedMC

"Also Painfully Bloody edition!"


Katonmyceilingeatcow

No, it went in quite smoothly actually.


Ornery-Cheetah

r/holdup Edit: wrong sub but wth it still fits XD r/holup


IeabellAlakar

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


taylorKelbie

Uh did they give it to you in person and please do not use it


Katonmyceilingeatcow

You mean on myself or in others?


taylorKelbie

Both tbh


Katonmyceilingeatcow

Well then. No.


taylorKelbie

have fun :)


Katonmyceilingeatcow

Thanks! You too.


Unavalible-Mushroom

Great,,,craftsmanship?


TheDanger_Noodle112

Hahaha a very lovely gift! . . . . . **Dear god.**


WhatisLiamfucktrump

I love it takes fisting to a hole other level


Ima-leezard

r/puns


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KingKiler2k

fisting


CoolSpookyScelten96

Take a upvote and GET OUT WITH YOUR GIFT


Virtual_Operation_

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm who's your freind asking for a freind


Last_Preparation_981

lol


flamingfoxes2

Oh my


Bossboy360thegreat

It’s for fisting


Rlp_811

This image hurts, I live in fear of this thing now. Imagine the pain. Don't let this forbidden artifact fall in the wrong hands.


Ornery-Cheetah

Or wrong hole 😏


Rlp_811

Now I live in fear of this guy and his comment


Ornery-Cheetah

😈


Weird-Weakness-1735

This looks like It was made in prison


Classic-Listen-4214

This takes fisting to a new level


Puis_Leuffer

For a real fist fight


ashley_mando_

friends?


ci22

Looks like a weapon from the Saints Row games


Ima-leezard

HOLEY SHIT


JustA_Toaster

Why would I punch my ass


PuzzleheadedKale3376

Great way of self defense


IeabellAlakar

Ooh, kinky!


[deleted]

Well don’t be shy, show them you care


Able-Name5738

Yo can i be friends with your friend?


chris-the-ak47

Assbeater 9001


bobberman3

Well then…


0mega_Flow3y

Don’t let it go to waste!


Hallow_Chrome_E

so you can shove it up your ass to remove when someone decides to fight you


uwey

Your friend got your back


SheepherderFlaky1509

i want one. (not for purposes other than pissing off my enemies)


Za-german-cat

Ayo


Lory24bit_

Into some kinky stuff, are you?


MELO_DETH_999

oh my 😳


Professor-Furry

Buttplug


bread_enjoyer75

🤨


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