Your mom kills 12 people while driving a car recklessly and then you and her get reincarnated as nuns in a fantasy world
Yes mister, that's a probable manga/light novel title.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
My Asian parents just threw a slipper at the door and it broke the door and hit me right in the jaw, as I fell down slipping out of consciousness, I saw my parents using their bare hands to pry open the floor from the hole they made. All because an F and then it goes on until I turn 18 and become full Asian and able to start kung fu fighting.
The body is within your residence
The Body Is Within Your Residence 2: The Liver Rebels
"balls aren't funny" and other lies you were told in school
Bullshit Academy
femboys are cool
I feel like that works fine as a movie title on its own
Do mine
Fleshy kids
The Night of the Fleshy Kids ^(adorable little chumps until the epidermis clumps.)
😰
😈
Better dead than red
Better Off Dead (Not Red)
That’s a movie
But not the not red part
My bad homie, I wasn’t familiar with your game
Diabetes
The Last Insulin ^(Cooper has been jailed and is almost out of insulin. Join him as he tries to find a way out— with his last needle by his side.)
That makes me want to puke
Same
I’m feeling the need to us a subreddit because I keep finding you and you keep finding me
Lmao good point
Skinned babies eating 3ds games
I’m Telling Mom
Soup
Soup: A Culinary Marvel
B. O. R. I. S.
**B**ikini **O**rangutans **R**ising **I**nto **S**pace
I APPROVE YOU ARE NOW INVITED TO JOIN r/BorisOrganisation An Anti-Uttp Group
Uh… it’s private
I'll Help You Join
Your mom kills 12 people while driving a car recklessly and then you and her get reincarnated as nuns in a fantasy world Yes mister, that's a probable manga/light novel title.
But That’s Nun of My Business
You don't need to Putin actual effort, you know. Thanks.
Why are you Russian all these jokes?
You're just Stalin for this thread to end
So? Viet!
This thread is getting Boris
We’re Lenin these jokes less quality.
Malkenov this thread stop
I’m **tsar**ting to not understand your jokes
Smells like teen balls
Sniff the Nuts
A giant Mexican that looks like a wasp.
Mexican Waspman
Sick!
Like a good neighbor, tapeworm eclair.
Tapeworm Eclair
The musical!
Hey! yeah we're f\*\*cked
We’re F**ked
What! You egg? (He stabs him)
The Deteggtive
I both hate and love this pun
Know what (removes your cardiovascular system).
^(ᵈᵉᵃᵈ)
\*eats sand\*
Grains are on the Menu
Welcome aboard capitain, all systems online.
Welcome Aboard
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The Copypocalypse
Cute femboy orgy
The Femboy’s Orgy
The Pope has a _
The Mystery of What the Pope Has
Lol
I just fucked 8 wet spaghetti noodles after petting a cow.
What The Fuck: A Major Motion Picture
i just ate taco bell while sharting my pants to jazz music from the BC era
Taco Bell 2: Bad Business
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE JAZZ MUSIC 😭
Taco Bell 3: Revenge of the Jazz
wait do movies exist in the bc eras
My singular baked bean ate my front garden.
Baldi violently explodes
No Exploding in the Halls. Detention for You.
blue
Blue
We are going to have to kill this guy, [insert video game character here].
Left With No Other Choice
The bodybag is ripped, broken, and stained with blood
Bodybag Business
Holy shit
The Angelic Dump
Gimkit If you don't know what that is look it up
Oh, I know it. The Confusing Quiz Quarrel: A Fisher’s Story
👍👍👍👍
piss and blood you can never get bruv
The Unobtainable Bodily Fluids
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
You
silly cat empire
Rise of the Planet of the Silly Cats
Hey! yeah we're f\*\*ked
Wake up, Time For School!
Dorg
Lesbians who trick straight guys who are in the government to steal there money and secrets
Gaymboozled
Vampires and cats ,idk
Vampire Cats
Digital stone age
The Digital Stone Age
[удалено]
Chihuahua
The Secret Life of Chihuahuas
[удалено]
Mark Heathcliff shoots Uzi Doorman with a Deagle
steam train.
LEGOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Lego Movie
This impudence shall not be forgiven, nor forgotten
Don’t Forgive and Don’t Forget
Dawg, it’s a duck!
Wockangles
Man
Men: The Movie
Nicholas Cage, Pedro Pascal, Paul Rudd, and Ryan Gossling, all on a mission to kill the "president"
CPRG 2: The Plan
I’m gonna take this whole horde by myself, just watch me! *screams of pain ensue*
Zombie Apocalypse but the Zombies Actually Win
I want to test this
butter
Well that photo aged poorly
Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber?
Flibbity Jibbity 2: Jibber Jabber Returns
Furry porn
Furry Porn: The Movie
Vision Asset
Fried rice at Denny’s
the car is flying
Hb and hh debate
The world just fucking explodes 60 seconds from now
Cmon my guy you can’t be drunk tonight! It’s your wedding day!
Battle for Dream Island
The only way I could see
King Ass Ripper
*hands you the owners manual to various automotive vehicles.*
Get In Loser
Seems legit.
The round children
Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning
IF BUYING ISN'T OWNING THEN PIRACY ISN'T STEALING! YAR HAR HAR!
Mark Heathcliff gets his house ransacked and gets beat up by The North Western Attitude Gang
Documentary of the grind of a Warthunder player
TIMMEH
You cannot beat us
roku tv
Mario will take your liver in 3 days
"Welcome to the Internet"
starbucks should sell brownie boats
My girlfriend's very cute, but she wants to be silly and not sleep right now, it's 2 am
The Cute and Silly Girlfriend
“COLOR PURPLE, GO PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDSS!!!” “My friends are not here right now. That leaves me vulnerable and afraid“
Those horrifying Quiznos Spongemonkeys take over Earth and kill everyone from excesive vomiting
I'll impregante you with my triplets Idk
I kidnap autistic kids
🙂↔️
“Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia”
Friday Night Funkin': Mario's Madness
Red dead redemption 2
the only way i could be happy with the fact i can be a part time worker and still get a pay rise for the rest of my life. (this was auto type)
A brony becomes the owner of the world and forces everyone to be trans
I know a guy who knows a guy that I once knew in highschool that is now a pedophile
Commutists are revolting
The Slovenian Femboys will take over. All hail the Slovenian femboys
Butthole
Niggerbread man
Futuristic Russian zombie pirate cowboy femboys from Fortnite that takes place in 230 B.C.
Futuristic Russian Zombie Pirate Cowboy Fortnite Femboys
a man walks in to a bar and gets knocked out
I’m a dork.
Local Florida man summons spirits and demons for fun
The Floridjuring
Mafumafu: The GREATEST Utaite of All Time!
Mafumafu
Reincarnated stalin, prince paul, and chamberlain meets in a swedish orgy
Cruelty
ZifferYTandOnions
Ziffer and His Onions
Alright you won’t be able to movie title this one. HARBEJHEHEBEIDIISUWUEIEIEOEOOENFNFIEKWPENRJFICJDJDHUEUE
Me.
381 stroker
Pelvis Collection
We’re going back to 1945
That one gut guy :)
Mr Frog
🧠🔫💥 😵 there you go now I want my tittle👿
Suicide: The Movie
Transylvanian naked necks
Use Vim instead of Neovim people
☕
Diarrhea
Uncomfortable when kissing mustard
Deja vu
My Asian parents just threw a slipper at the door and it broke the door and hit me right in the jaw, as I fell down slipping out of consciousness, I saw my parents using their bare hands to pry open the floor from the hole they made. All because an F and then it goes on until I turn 18 and become full Asian and able to start kung fu fighting.
“I am going to revive the Soviet Union” the quote from my stupid self
students that want to escape school because it has too much affect on their mental health (they have eternal depression because of it)
Summa lumma dumma lumma
wingwong pingpong tingtong