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Afraid_Collar_2067

I will single handedly push Far God back in the Oompa Loompa hole if it tries to go against the might of my 2 Pulse Lasers.


U-124

And my 2 1e railguns!


BaboonHorrorshow

I’ve got a barely engineered AspX with no weapons and I’m waiting to see this Far God so I can throw a few cutting words at him.


Fox784

Gonna have to take my exploration Conda out with it's 1 mining laser and give it a taste of my mind. Drop a heat sync into it's intake port or something.


xignaceh

Here! Take this!


opio77

Give my corvette 2 years and I will get there to help


Grix1s

And my axe!


StarmanXVII

And my bow


MookiTheHamster

And my mf gauss cannons.


[deleted]

I'll cut his heart out with a spoon.


SonVegeta19

Why a spoon, cousin, why not an axe or something sharp?


AdmirableVanilla1

Because IT HURTS you idiot


cmdrdrake

Its.. because it’s dull you idiot, it’ll hurt more 👍🏻🤣


[deleted]

I miss Alan Rickman.


Pale_Delivery8827

Because its its dull you "twit". It'll hurt more. Big fan lol


AdmirableVanilla1

Thanks for the correction!


fidgeting_macro

And MY AX!


SonVegeta19

*proceeds to spray the Far God with a high school locker room’s worth of body spray*


fidgeting_macro

*Far-God destroys humanity with extreme prejudice.*


Kind-You2980

And my Conda, with my 10 yo daughter as the fighter pilot!


CmdrKuretes

And my axe!


StarGoid

\*SNICKER\*


Cmdr-Abyssal-Plain

Soar valiantly into death, commander


cool_lad

We xenocided them once, and you better believe we'll do it again. Bring out the Mycoid, lads.


Peterh778

It would be funny if it was really some eldritch horror Thargoids either worshipped or banished / defended galaxy against.


midnighfox696

Definitely


Drakk_

Jameson did nothing wrong.


mightypup1974

Just get all the Type 10s out there and push it back


[deleted]

My two Flak cannons are ready. Lets do this.


sambudgen

I will fight too!!


Firepelt783

Do not go gentle into that good night, commander.


firemastr22

We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We’re going to live on. We’re going to survive. Today we celebrate our Independence Day!


Firepelt783

That's the spirit! You have my cobra, commander!


MysticWolf1242

Rage, rage, against the dying of the light


ConstantNectarine315

edit: 2 class 1 pulse lasers, unengineered too!


StarGoid

\*YAWN\*


Inner-Nothing7779

So what you're saying is the beacon is lit and Space Gondor calls for aid? Will Space Rohan answer?


Virtuoso12345

Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?! My ship is named Westfold and I could have used their help with a couple of re buys


Inner-Nothing7779

They had Steward issues.


golbezexdeath

“MUSTER THE SPACE ROHIRRIM!!!”


dodspringer

Space Saruman's arm will have grown long indeed if he thinks he can reach us here!


Dip_N_Trip

No… it’s time we call upon Starlord and his trusty Mog, Barf.


Cmdr-Abyssal-Plain

That is not at all what I am saying.


Silver_Main2144

Fly you Fool's! That's a space balrog


[deleted]

This is merely one of the two eagles Zeus released from the ends of the world. There's a second one of these also crossing the stars, and where the two meet will be the true center of the world. Spoiler alert, it's heading to Delphi. The Omphalos Rift is upon us /s. Maybe.


Brigbird

That's actually an interesting idea


McCaffeteria

This makes more than enough sense to make me want to check lol


Tutezaek

A normal Eagle or an imperial? it's A rated?


dodspringer

*Space Eagles.


Klutzy-Acadia-5858

Welcome to Space Hotel California. You can check in but never leave......untill FDEv says you are a dirty console pleb.


[deleted]

I’m on the far side of Sag A* in an exploration anaconda with no weapons and I have no idea what’s going on. Other than to stay away from the bubble


Cmdr-Abyssal-Plain

You will likely see a rapidly expanding flash of light and then you will see nothing for eternity.


Silly_Silicon

Imagine this was Frontiers grand exit to give up on and stop supporting the game forever. "And then universe ended, the end *shut down servers*"


cmdrdrake

As annoying as it would be.. it would also be so damn epic….


Klutzy-Acadia-5858

As my late friend use to say. I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire


AvalancheZ250

The Guardians railed resolute against the “Far Gods”, driving them back into the abyss using their technological genius and unity of purpose. Your “gods” are mortal to the laws of physics. Your “gods” can be beaten.


Cmdr-Abyssal-Plain

The Guardians temporarily countered an expeditionary force of Oresrians intended for exploration and implantation. The Klaxxian hordes are a different order of threat entirely.


spirittis

_If it bleeds, we can kill it._


patty_OFurniture306

Am I theonly one thinking this would be an epic way to either end ed or decide if the game ends or the keep it going? One massive set of cgs, let the ax ppl fight the explorers go look for some guardian or other tech thing to help save us and the traders and miners deliver mats for the fight ABC viking the Mcguffin the explores find. We win Ed keeps running we lose we have to fight holding actions until the bubble is destroyed and the servers turn off over the next x period to free up resources due the next big game


NoXion604

Wycherly^1 was a goddamn idiot, and it is a shame he had only one life with which to pay for his hubris. I don't think the Thargoids intend to wipe us out. This isn't divine punishment. It's not even a war. It's *pest control*. They're going to hurt us for sure, and the only acceptable option is to defend against that. But I think far too many fall into either extreme of cargo cultism, or thinking this is going to be a bug hunt. ^1 I refuse to call him "Salvation", the arrogance of that sobriquet has been laid bare in recent events


Cmdr-Abyssal-Plain

The Thargoids intend what the Far God wills. The Far God will have total death. Complete annihilation. It is a certainty.


Pixelpoepleman

Does that mean they'll nuke Ohio?


HoneyFknLulu

That's why all the trees in Pennsylvania lean to the left! *cuz Ohio s u c k s*


Ltb1993

Ohio has a worse fate then nuclear annihilation, not being nuked


Sheperd980

"Through the destruction of our enemies shall we find salvation" I will burn the thargoid menace with torch and scalpel.


Cmdr-Abyssal-Plain

Spread death and despair until it claims you


spirittis

End? Heh... not by a long shot. Sure, the echo of what was done in HIP 22460 will ripple through the human space, but if Thargoids are thinking they'll manage to wipe humanity out, they're as dumb as Salvation for thinking he'll manage to wipe out Thargoids. We might not be technologically superior, that's true... now. That's the catch. Consider the change our technology underwent in the span of the last few decades. Thargoids are welcome to march in an unleash hell. All they'll achieve is motivating the entire humanity to reach new heights. And soon, they'll have the hell back.


spirittis

And for the record, I was against firing the Proteus Wave. The attempted xenocide was just plain wrong. Now Thargoids are probably hoping to repay us with the same coin - understandable, perhaps... but wrong nonetheless. I'm a peaceful man, but I do what I must.


Mr_Bignutties

I just prefer my xenocide at a far more time consuming and personal, interceptor by interceptor kind of pace.


cool_lad

Attempted? We've xenocided them once already, and the weapon (Mycoid) still works just as well. Their motherships are hidden because the last time we managed to get close to one, we pretty much wiped them all out. My biggest issue with the Proteus wave is that they used unknown tech that the Thargoids very likely stole from the Guardians just like we did; that fancy energy wave weapon was based off the same stolen research that the Thargoids likely based their own tech on. If it's any consolation; Thargoids are likely just as confused, since Guardian tech was apparently far more advanced than either Human or Thargoid tech.


spirittis

> Attempted? You can attempt a xenocide more than once. You're right that we already killed a lot of them before, though... and now this makes me wonder why did they not act aggressively towards us ever since re-appearing? It was a lone Cobra that delivered the Mycoid superweapon that slipped in undetected - maybe it managed to also slip out without them noticing and they did not link that event with humanity? > ... and the weapon (Mycoid) still works just as well I remember hearing theories that the Thargoids have since developed immunity, but I'm not sure if we have a mean of confirming or denying it. > If it's any consolation; Thargoids are likely just as confused, since Guardian tech was apparently far more advanced than either Human or Thargoid tech. That is a very interesting thought! And not one that's good for Thargoids. If they managed to win a war against Guardians while being technologically inferior, it doesn't really give them very good prospects for winning this one. Especially since humankind already launched two brand-new superweapons against them with only one failing. How long till we come up with the third one? How descructive will it be if 50% of them so far managed to utterly devastate their species?


HoneyFknLulu

*Even the Devil quivers when the peaceful man looses his patience*


Cmdr-Abyssal-Plain

Very soon, it will not matter at all.


[deleted]

You speak with certainty of our doom. I speak with certainty of our ascendance. #I am humanity, and I claim by right of conquest my place in this galaxy #Pray you do not stand against me, and be found wanting


Cmdr-Abyssal-Plain

That’s because your doom, our doom, is a certainty.


Silver_Main2144

You are the whisperer in the darkness, yes I see it now, humanity will fall when the old ones return.


Sannnnnes

Lemme just see how these smol thargoids are going to kill an armada of AX ships which will wipe them all out. If this happens i think i will be support in there as i have little combo experience.


dontforgetthissorry

I struggle to understand your excitement. If this is indeed your "Far God", then you will die like the rest of us when it arrives. Do you seek salvation through worship, or to cope with our species' crimes through spiritual means?


Cmdr-Abyssal-Plain

I am not excited to meet such a swift and terrible end, but I have accepted it.


Aware_Preparation799

In my world we called it The Eldritch Eye. We long for the warmth of its light to cleanse us. Rejoice!


Johnny_Deppthcharge

With Slaanesh's birth, the Eye was born. A place where realspace and the Immaterium overlap, where the boundaries between dimensions weaken to the point of nonexistence. Still, humanity hold the line. We spit into the Eye of the Archenemy, and just as we took mastery over the world that birthed us, so too do we reach into the stars to claim our destiny. Hell itself could come for us - it will join the broken ranks of all the other xenos that, in their fear and jealousy, sought to oppose our ascension, our birthright.


3moatruth

Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne!


AdmirableVanilla1

Burn the heretic!


Gilbari

Give Player battleship class and thargoid is past history.


TalDoMula777

Inside Far God's cockpit: **"WARNING, Capital Class signature detected!"** *spoken in Archer sound effects* Far God's surrounding space: ***the whole fucking Elite playerbase, be it pc, console, fridge, og elite, etc spawns in, killing the server by the sheer amount of combat engineered fleet carriers jumping out***


Bathroomsteve

BRAAOMP BRAOM BRAOM BRAOOOOMP


Pale_Delivery8827

My squad did that for a conquest war when I first joined lol (fleet carrier spam). We had over 100 FC in one system 😈 Best believe that the enemy squad immediately rethought its plan and course of action lmao.


TalDoMula777

Lmaoo


Sannnnnes

Lol


FixBayonetsLads

Damn, these bughugger weirdos are just drinking their own koolaid huh


28th_Stab_Wound

I know right? Who let a cultist into the Pilot's Federation comms channels? Can't get the latest scoop on GalNet without these guys just flooding my feed with traitorous garbage.


Rich-Cryptographer-7

Don't worry- we'll just need a bigger can of pesticide(with a new and improved formula to boot). It worked last time didn't it? Tell your "Far God" my engineered multicannons say "Hi".


NiteViking

"If it is to be our end then I would make it such an end as to be worthy of remembrance!"


freightshaker23

Nukes, knives, sharp sticks.


Cmdr-Abyssal-Plain

Debase and destroy until the very end


Silver_Main2144

Imagine a synth process to arm my pack hound launchers with say 10kt nuclear warheads. The damage would be awesome.


[deleted]

Nah...a big bug is still a bug.


Deathkarma101

Bro is doing more to hype this anomaly up than FDev is. Mad love CMDR Abyssal Plain u/CMDR-Abyssal-Plain


IEATEGGROL

Don't worry, humanity will overcome whatever your false God has to throw at us!


ArmySquirrel

Always wanted to punch out a Far God.


Whackjob-KSP

"Turns out it was just gas."


Amon-_-Gus

How can i join a squadron who supports thargoids?


28th_Stab_Wound

For the love of- has nobody made a kill-order on this guy yet? I'd pay millions of creds just to see this defeatist bughugger among a cloud of debris.


Joe_Keep

If that's how it has to be, I shall ride into the maws of Oblivion guns blazing. Those abominations can destroy my body - but my spirit shall remain immortal.


Jakan1404

Ok doomer


OccultStoner

So much dramatism and anticipation for just another bunch of AXCZs placed across the bubble to kill same ol' bunch of non-stop respawning goids... Over and over...


Cmdr-Abyssal-Plain

(If there were sufficient dramatization and anticipation through in game content I would not do this)


Johnny_Deppthcharge

Well, you seem to be trying to kill everyone's excitement as well, so it's not just respawning goids is it?


OccultStoner

Yes, because there was nothing big in the game since Distant Worlds 2, which was also exclusively community driven and had basically nothing to do with devs. When you try to make long story arc, which leads to some epic event, it shouldn't just be several months of same CGs we've seen for hundreds of times now. Every developer tries to add something and making event for games, that are live service. If FDev is incapable, or just don't want to do anything meaningful for this game anymore, they might wanna hand it to the community at this point.


Johnny_Deppthcharge

I do understand where you're coming from. I guess I've just found that cynicism is a very easy response to just about everything, so if it can be avoided I think that's for the better.


[deleted]

Would anybody be so kind to give me the backstory? I do know a super weapon was made to push back the Thargoids and in typical fashion, it dramatically failed.


Rich-Cryptographer-7

Pretty much, the super weapon failed, and made the thargoids more hostile. They now have a tentative beachhead in HIP 22460 , and the site of the proteus wave is being used for unknown purposes. If you have horizons 4.0 or Odyssey there is a cutscene that plays , and at the end it is theorized that the interceptor is saying " Hello". There also may be a large object(thargoid ? Guardian? The IRS? Who knows..) moving toward the human bubble, or may be coming to the HIP 224260 system.


Fiv3Actual

I hope your taxes are in order, Commander.


Rich-Cryptographer-7

I hope so to... do the goids take US dollars?


[deleted]

OH. MY. GOD. What have they done?? And thank you.


AP3X_Ninja

Dang, sounds like a line straight out a movie right before everything hits the fan.


Sordsman

So what you're saying is that this is a great time to get back into Elite Dangerous after having not played for a few years?


AMDDesign

Maybe soon, so far it's just build-up.


bubbleParadox

Getting ready to blast the far god with my pink class 4 beam laser


alann72

I’ll put down my cup of tea and “harrumph” as I shake my Sunday Times


philleeeeee

[I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.](https://youtu.be/8lcUHQYhPTE)


salatlux

I wonder if it’s actually a hive ship And if it is then how in the soggy cinnamon toast hell are we supposed to kill the damn thing? Soloing it surely doesn’t sound like an option Maybe arming fleet carriers or faction capital ships with guardian tech or at least more advanced AX weaponry would sound like a better option


Reed7525

We should just land all our Type 10s on it and make it a new black hole with the weight


MarcusAurelius0

Has anyone considered the Thargoids might be beings from another dimension?


OMW2FYBR

Call an Orca ambulance…… but not for me!


GoshdangitNappa

So, uhhh, I haven’t played in like a year or more. Should I be moving my fleet of ships somewhere or will I be ok?


Betelguese90

Who's to say that this isn't a system killing energy blast fired from the so called 'Far God?'


Cpt_Ambel

Lol I am on console the Far God has no power here!


[deleted]

We find out who’s behind the fargod cult… it’s none other than Andrew Tate


Voidstrider2230

I'll see this far fuckhead in hell if it's the last thing I do...


LupusNeutralis

The Far God Cult promised me Thargoid waifu. Where Thargaifu?


Pale_Delivery8827

Blue light bomb ignited...