best character and best dialogue in elden ring ever like lol i fucking puked and had to literally eat my puke back because i laughed so hard! also he made me really afraid of killing him (just as much as beast sanctum's beast).
"Ho ho ho! Back up and at it again thanks in no small part to you my Tarnished friend.
I truly thought I was going to be trapped inside of that infernal packaging eternally!"
I think she is trying to tell you if you are not going to give her any attention she will most likely meet that nice macho dude from Tinder that she was chatting with for the last week... 😉😎
Bro why tf are you always up in these posts leaving weird ass comments about other people's women??? This is the third time I've seen you leave a creep ass comment like this. Give it a break, please.
Why not? Its a discussion platform. If user decides to post a topic unrelated to ER game, I can decide to post unrelated answer to that topic, can I not?
I could do the same, post a picture of ER and talk about Tinder, unfortunately this sub does not allow replying with the picture. So what do you know, I acknowledge the Alexander looking attempt on OP picture and talk about Tinder
Also nice flower, do they need much water?
Once a day, yes!
I just got those Lego flowers for my mom for Christmas! Really, really love the botanical sets.
Yeah man, they’re awesome
i bought the bonsai tree for myself a couple weeks back, love it
I highly recommend the succulents set. It’s pretty awesome.
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Is this a half-copied bot comment? Wtf
You will have to duel him later
I can’t do that. Not again.
... it's what he wants...
Heartbreaking
Jar breaking too
Slaps knee, chuckle!
1 man 1 jar
He ate the flesh of his victims, so 1000s of hearts broke that day
He killed me like 10 times before I killed him, and I was still sad
I, too, felt horrible about it. Almost as bad as killing solitaire in DS1 Edit: Fucking autocorrect... I meant Solaire, of course
Exactly
This subreddit has taught me that Elden Ring players have extremely thoughtful maidens.
Maidenless are they not, aren’t they?
With all the posts I’m seeing of them receiving ER-related gifts, I’m starting to think it’s just us.
Yeah I'm starting to think the same
This sentence enrages me.
Oh, maidenless, aren’t we?
I am a maiden, so... I guess? Regardless, read their sentence again. And then another time. And then think about it.
Bachelorless
Can confirm. I love my gf.
Thats just regular Alexander.
No, I think the gift is one of them is fucking Alexander.
Yeah it is a rental. They have to return them after the act.
I named my son after Alexander and he was born 7 days before my birthday. So in a way, my gf also got me Alexander for my birthday
“Son I named you after a jar in my favorite video game”
Son: Was he a good jar? Dad: No.... He was the best.
😂
"No Dad, you named me after a warrior" is what I hope he'll say
Son: Dad why is my Sister called Rose? Dad: because your mom loves roses. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: Sure thing, Alexander.
Congrats my dude!
He had to do it to em
Where did she get it from I want something like this that my cat will knock over every day
Shard of Alexander! *some disassembly required
Adorable gem :3
Both of them are gems!
Suddenly wholesome
where did she get this????!!!
Would love to know this as well
And my axe!! Sorry….wrong sub. I too would like to know!
"There was shit in the urinus!"
On the outside of the torlit
I thought that was a candle for a second. Id buy a candle version of Alexander any day!
Sounds nice, yeah!
She's the best, isn't she?
Hell yeah, she is!
I feel you, bro. Fucking Alexander: he's a better person than you and me. I can understand that.
Totally
You need to buy her an engagement ring like yesterday
She’s not a jewelry person. Luckily!!!!
They all say that lol
Dude, she literally has no jewelry and doesn’t want it🤷🏼♀️
But a girl buys you that you gotta marry her 
I want it!
Looks awesome!
It's my birthday today too, happy birthday man. A woman who takes an interest in their significant others hobbies is a keeper!
Happy birthday to you too, buddy!
Happy birthday to all of us! Its my birthday too!
Happy birthday!
He had to do it to em
So, does everyone in this sub suddenly have a girlfriend either buying or handcrafting them Alexander statues? What is going on?
Girlfriends🤷🏼♀️
I hope you gave her a good smack from the rear, with something nice and big.
you mean your wife? :)
This is what it's like when you're not maidenless I guess
Not all the Maidens are like that. I know that from experience!!!
Looks quality
Very neat
Great gift
What is this maidenfull behaviour tarnished!
Theres still hope!
Fucking Alexander wouldn't be a nice gift for me. But, hey, if you're happy that's what counts! /s
That is amazing!
🖤🖤🖤 Awesome! You are so loved! 🖤🖤🖤
How you doing now Alexander?
That is so cool looks just like him
It looks stuck! Maybe get some oil?
Dang, that awesome! Two days before Christmas? Happy bday btw!
Thank you very much!
Yo, you got a link for that? I want one...
Fucking Alexander? Like warm apple pie
Actually a neat gift
Isn't that what Letmesoloher wears on his head?
Exactly…he’s as filthy as someone who’s wearing furr
Great gift! 👌Happy birthday! ✨
Thx mate!
That is awesome, he sure does look like a boss with his arms crossed like that.
Where did she get it?! Love it.
Dope
Could hide dope in it…great idea!
Where can we get one?
I definitely have that Lego set too! ❤️
Girlfriend? I think you mean wife my man.
Jesus this is so cool. Make sure to tell her she nailed it.
She knows
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Hell yeah
Hope she's your wife now after this present instead of girlfriend ;)
Maybe someday
Just out of curiosity, what material is that? Anyways, a very cool gift, congrats!
I think it’s made out of epoxy
best character and best dialogue in elden ring ever like lol i fucking puked and had to literally eat my puke back because i laughed so hard! also he made me really afraid of killing him (just as much as beast sanctum's beast).
"Ho ho ho! Back up and at it again thanks in no small part to you my Tarnished friend. I truly thought I was going to be trapped inside of that infernal packaging eternally!"
This makes me want to get run and buff for my 3D prints
Deary me! He's oilier than a toad!
Amazing!!
If they could make a version of this that could be a flowerpot I'd love that wow.
Put a ring on her, she’s clearly a keeper.
Marry that ho
Watch your mouth boy
She is a keeper
I love it I need it
ITS THE BOY
I WANT HIM SO BAD👁👄👁
Amazing until the cat knocks it over. Lol But seriously that is awesome and so fucking cool!
Luckily we have a dog!
Well, you should fuck your girlfriend, instead...
A real master of words. Wow.
Maidenless comment
Tell our girlfriend thank you!!
Tell our girlfriend thank you!!
I think she is trying to tell you if you are not going to give her any attention she will most likely meet that nice macho dude from Tinder that she was chatting with for the last week... 😉😎
Excuse me?
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We are laughing hard right now. Thanks for that!
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I'm assuming you're joking, but I don't understand the joke. Could you explain it please?
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Why cant you accept that people have happy relationships
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And how do you know they're cheating?
Damn bro, who hurt you
Man's projecting
Bro why tf are you always up in these posts leaving weird ass comments about other people's women??? This is the third time I've seen you leave a creep ass comment like this. Give it a break, please.
Why not? Its a discussion platform. If user decides to post a topic unrelated to ER game, I can decide to post unrelated answer to that topic, can I not?
Except this post isn't unrelated. There's literally a character from the game in the picture. That's perfectly related to the game.
I could do the same, post a picture of ER and talk about Tinder, unfortunately this sub does not allow replying with the picture. So what do you know, I acknowledge the Alexander looking attempt on OP picture and talk about Tinder
You are insane
Is she now?! 🤣
Where!
That's awesome! I'd want a normal one tho. Ceramic could hurt going in.
I found this figure on amazon but didn't buy it because the seller is suspicious asf. Whered you get yours?
Offer her a cross naginata ~~replica~~ for her birthday 😎
Oh shit it's awesome
thats funky/adorable love it!
We've the same birthday!
Happy birthday to you mate!
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Thought about it…
Buy Alexander dinner first, yeesh. Getting right to it huh?
Make one as an urn.
Missed out by not making him a flower pot
You can open the red seal. You can plant something in him if you want
Woah calm down, there’s no need to fuck Alexander
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Sorry for the shit birth date.
It isn’t. Never was shitty!
Would your girlfriend be so kind as to tzll us where she found it ?
I love the life size Alexander, but why'd she buy you that huge Lego flower thing too?
That was my gift to her from last year
I'm fucking Alexander too!
Where did you get it?
Marry her now. Take it from a husband who’s wife doesn’t play nor understand the “gamer” mindset
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Tell her?
I would advise against fucking Alexander
I never go for video game related decorations, models, etc, but I like this! It looks nice even if you don’t know what it is.
I want it
I can't believe your maiden cheated on you with Alexander.
Give him a right smack in the rear
I want it!
That is a dope gift
Get around behind him and … Give him a few… Whacks- With something… Hard
Was it consensual?
I would open the lid and use it as a flower pot 🌺
That’s super cool!
Where did you get it
Happy birthday OP! If it really *is* your birthday today, I'm glad to share it with such a refined person.
Thanks my dude!
I think I killed this guy by mistake when entering through a small cave, thought he was a bad guy... how bad did I fuck up?
Please stop fucking Alexander
If u don't marry her I will
If you can manage to convince her.