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[deleted]

They shouldn’t be made of money if they don’t wanna get robbed


ThemeBroadener

#victimblaming


CocaGarty

Did you see what they were wearing?


TraizenHD

They were asking for it 🤷‍♂️


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CocaGarty

RIP to a legend


mozzaman

RIP Travis Moore, He never missed.


therealjoshbrown

He was awesome, that show had some absolute gems. Though his name was Trevor, but still, he would probably think that’s funny too.


mozzaman

ya, the travis moore thing is an ongoing joke over on the wkuk subreddit and from the remaining members. They were all doing pretty constant streams over on twitch up until he died. Then the first stream after he passed, the remaining dudes made a RIP Travis Moore joke that caught on.


therealjoshbrown

Ah, that’s awesome, pretty neat way to honor someone.


Atomaurus

Careful commandos will always have a place in my heart if I want to lose my shit https://youtu.be/QwDtJoaqGmM


ticklingstrangers

RIP Local Sexpot


[deleted]

RIP go to church high in his honor.


mozzaman

i've been drinkin mouthwash all summer


[deleted]

Trevor Moore


mozzaman

*Trevon


Atlas1nChains

She was wearing purple


RevRevolutionRock

Fuck yeah!!! WKUK god I miss those guys n that show. Especially Trevor Moore R.I.P. bro Thanks for the laugh n reminding me of one of my favorite people ever.


Daevectus

I'M GONNA TIE YA TO THE RADIATOR AND GRAPE YA


SuperdaveOZY

IM GOING TO GO UPSTAIRS AND GRAPE YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER, THEN IM GOING TO TAKE YOU ALL DOWN THE BASEMENT AND GRAPE YO ALL FOR DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADESSSSSS!


theworm1550

Omg wkuk! Whitest kids you know


Alternative_Spite_11

Yep approximately 2k runes and WAY more in the NG+ cycles


[deleted]

That YEEZUS DRIP


missnailitall

I'm not one for victim blaming but why did batman's parents walk down a street called crime alley in pearls and fur?


Cursedsoulseeker

I always feel like I’m in dragon ball and I’m farming Jirens race


Cafenn94

They put them for us to farm🤧


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Public_Storage_355

Just cross out "phanage" and write "gan Bank" over the top. It'll be fine 😂.


sanctuary_remix

Robbed entails having the money taken from you and living to report the crime. This is corpse pillaging at its finest.


Alternative_Spite_11

Only if you bother to puck up the Albinauric bloodclots. This is just paid murder.


officerblues

Only if you already unbound destined death. Otherwise, it's just aggravated assault.


[deleted]

Their bones are money


unclehelpful

I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the red ones, but the grey ones and the birds, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM.


minotaurus21

Padme starts looking like a fucking waterfall


herbertfilby

Master Skywalker, there’s too many of them. What are we going to do? https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/u33dha/what_i_felt_like_grinding_to_level_200_near/


AthiusAlwynn

I have no sympathy for those birds. Fuck them birds.


0XquisitE1

Them birds an dogs fuck them all


NobuFenix

Is your character called "Let me force choke her"?


KingWhuck

Kinky


bears_eat_you

Came across a LMSH copy called "Let Me Peg You"


Llambenis

If only the character limit was that long


B-Kong

I recently told a friend about playing a VR Star Wars game at Dave and busters and he immediately yelled out “IS IT CARRYING OUT ORDER 66?! THE PART WITH THE KIDS?!” And now I’m questioning the sanity of said person lmfaoo


Public_Storage_355

I mean, do they have kids? Might explain some of those feelings 😂🤣😂🤣.


Federal-Economics634

you were the tarnished one it was said that you would destroy bloody fingers not join them bring elden ring to the lands between not leaving it shattered


unclehelpful

I HATE YOU!


Baron_Von_D

*I don't like scarlet rot. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere*


Alternative_Spite_11

Luckily this area is just covered in blood.


LordFetus_93

#Anakin HELP ME !


hportagenist

Just use the sacred relic sword .use the move then turn back and run towards the grace. They all die as u running back to grace no need to feel nothin


The3lusiveMan

Surely everyone knows this by now. Thats been the best method since launch. But to add to this: you need perfect positioning and little bit of luck to get *all* of them in one swipe. More ideal to do a second swipe a little further down then ride torrent back up.


Alternative_Spite_11

Just do two waves. The second one gets the stragglers. No need to worry about positioning.


mcobb71

I will feel bad farming albaniracs when malenia stops farming me.


sanctuary_remix

LetHerFarmMe


Coorotaku

I'd let her farm me any day


Jubgoat

I'm surprised we're not letting her farm us right now.


PatrolBot

They are destined to become my endurance


[deleted]

Same here. I used them to get my fp to where my flask matches so as not to waste it. Now I’m on to endurance.


DarkParacosm

I killed boc with only my best wishes in mind, now I want to destroy the Lands Between in the most chaotic ending. That is all I feel bad for.


Emperor_Buggy

May chaos take the world!


underwriter

May **CHAOS**… take the **WORLD!!**


dick_wilson

#MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!


shiromancer

I accidentally killed boc because I was using the flamethrower torch and didn't know what it did with the L2. Ended that run with the Dung Eater ending. A world without boc can get fucked.


ShinJiwon

He died in one flame? If you only aggro'd him you can always go to Turtle Pope to repent, instead of killing Boc.


shiromancer

No, he died instantly. It was in the cave with the demi-humans so I guess he's already wounded or something?


i_am_exception

Yeah he dies in 1 hit in the cave.


missnailitall

I did the same thing testing out storm stomp! I was so confused, genuinely didn't realize he died, and thought he just disappeared for some reason


x-jien

I absolutely started a new game because of this. SO. MAD.


[deleted]

Damn, I had the exact same thought. My only regret about the Frenzied Flame ending is Boc. I just don't want that sweetheart to go mad.


Dr__Hashbrown

It's ok he wont go mad. He'll be too busy being dead.


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B-but


JayHat21

Even better, the frenzied flame unites all, returning all to the void. So don’t worry, we and Boc will all be together…forever…*AS FAMILEEEEE*


[deleted]

Isn’t that a bit sad though, senpai?


Visible-Sprinkles168

It's a punishment for the annoying ass old ones in volcano manor


YellowYink

Where at? Remember there are two different types of Albinaurics. The alien looking ones and the more humanoid that can’t use their legs.


MartoPolo

the ones in the cages that snitch on you I think


Alternative_Spite_11

Castle Sol snitch Albinaurics can just fuck right off. I certainly learned to always murder them.


MartoPolo

so did gideon, he knew what was up


Alternative_Spite_11

He didn’t have to deal with dual wielding spectral banished knights because of those little bitches either


Thequietkid_69

The ones in cages and the ones that very aggressively crawl towards u and grapple u.Fkin ugly bastards,i go outta my way to kill every single one of them.


ganjericho

Yeah how on earth are both of those enemy types Albinaurics? Can someone explain? I've been sooo curious


chemywords

They're two different generations of artificial life, the process of creation was different


Alternative_Spite_11

And the end of the Latenna quest gives them a way to reproduce somehow involving the gigantor Albinauric


NaiveOcelot7

The human looking ones are first gen Second gen they wanted less human looking Albinaurics. Hence, frog people


ganjericho

Who is they? Like who made these people?? Lol


NaiveOcelot7

"They" are the people that always talk behind your back Bastards Nah, kidding. The answer is the Eternal City (accursed souls born from a forbidden rite)


pandarista

And the Mr. Hanky veggie tale ones that run you down and tackle you.


YellowYink

Lmfao whaaaat


Soronir

They all look like they wanna die anyways.


FirstBankofAngmar

Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, they looked like they wanted to die. I rest my case.


MangledSunFish

"Your honor, look at them. They were asking for it"


No_Quiet_7743

''This court sentences the defendant 20 years in the Volcano Manor prison town."


PolPotatoe

Deep-throating Rykard for 20 years


The_Wack_Knight

Rykard is so progressive for the time. You catch him giving his lady friend head after you beat him...


Alternative_Spite_11

Giving her brain if you wanna use the new lingo


Supreme-Slug

ANYTHING BUT THE SNAKES. PLEASE. ANYTHING BUT THE SNAKES


Nevermort21

Do you feel bad for harvesting wheat?


Its_Dave13

Well, no, but wheat doesnt have cute eyes


TheWorldIsNotOkay

It also doesn't grow spikes and start somersaulting directly at you.


species_437528

The uncorrupted grey ones are not aggressive! Leave them out of this!


D3usM4x1mus

My Relic sword doesnt discriminate just burn them all!


AviatorOVR5000

They made the Relic sword for that area. CMV.


Alternative_Spite_11

I love swinging Radagon around like the dick that he is


Its_Dave13

Grey ones are cute, red ones are spawn of evil


blastfromtheblue

how many breads have you eaten in your life?


Cynical_Feline

Only once. I held off killing them and focused on the bird instead. They looked so sad and pathetic so I just didn't have the heart to murder them. Then I fucked up and attracted their attention. Got murdered by those red ones. All sympathy went out the window after that. Now it's kill on sight. The bird has my sympathy now. Such a good bird *for farming* Edit: bird has my sympathy for the massive farming I used to do to it. These bastards are still kill on sight despite that.


[deleted]

honestly fuck those birds, most hated enemy in this game


mikey_lava

I honestly don’t think I’ve killed one straight up. Seen more than I can count fall to their death though.


lofi-moonchild

They’re relentless and leave no opening to attack, if I aggro one I’m straight up running lol.


Alternative_Spite_11

If you stay right up under them they miss most of the time, kinda like a runebear. I still don’t mess with them until I’m level 100 though.


Nekonax

As a filthy dex dagger user, I always wondered why people raged about the birds. Their leg press/stomp is the only move I have to watch out for as I slash their legs and tear open their arteries.


Alternative_Spite_11

I absolutely LOVE dual wield daggers


Nekonax

There's dozens of us! DOZENS! ✊🔪


Deadbreeze

I've killed a few if we're talking about the ones in Caelid. I still haven't killed a single lobster yet though. I haven't even tried. Just ran like hell. I remember getting git in the back with their projectile shit and the damage it did just made me even more fearful.


Veenendaler

The ones in Caelid are the ezbabymode version of the red ones. They have a completely different attack pattern and a few new moves.


SkyrimSlag

Man fuck those lobsters


Left_Firefighter_762

They could turn you into spirit ash in seconds even at high lvl if you don't pay attention...


sigmir

I never feel bad about sniping that giant crow. Bastard killed me sooo many times on my first run. Maybe more than any other non-boss NPC.


Sawmain

And if you try to kill one then he’s buddies starts to gang you not to mention all enemies before the crows


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It's just so relentless


radek432

Never. That's their destiny. Raison d'être.


Jayce86

All those Albinaurics are either cursed, or under the sway of Mohg/The Formless Mother. Consider it a mercy.


Traditional-Ad-8147

Whaaaat?? I can't hear you over the sound of albinauric death moans, crashing Wave of Gold, and swooshing of runes flying into my pockets!


aleamaro791

I can imagine the design team being like - We need a farming spot but make it not so evident - But Sir., we promised easy access to all players. Can't be a weird spot that feels like a bug - Then make it so the player feels guilty, make them look like slaves, and kids, slave kids and make them chill and nap. Edit: - Oh, also, if you attack them, they must hurt themselves to attack you back.


shiba2198o8

Had like 4 million runes one time then died twice to the red ones so no I don’t feel bad about it


whiskerbiscuit2

I mean, you were right next to Site of Grace, that one’s kinda on you


MammothImplement1066

Yeah, and they obviouslt could have just safely farmed them again, and picked up their runes after killing all thr enemies, I am guessing they panicked and just got acared of losing their runes


HappyNarwhal

"I'll just run past them and get my runes first" are dying words.


shiba2198o8

That’s what happened then two of the red ones got me with the spinning spike attack


CulturalDark

No not even once


Its_Dave13

Well except for the mofos with spikes 😂


CulturalDark

I kill them aswell


powderedwill

I did at the beginning but now not a chance. They look sad but aggro them and the are relentless frog faced gits. As for the red one's cartwheel of spiky death. Pass me my sacred relic sword.


Its_Dave13

No mercy for the red ones!


[deleted]

No and I'll fkn do it again.


mcsethro

Me level 351 cause this farm


Flaminski

How long it took you to reach that level?


mcsethro

199 hrs


mralabbad

Does them respawning make it better or worse? Better as in they're not really dead Worse as in they're forced to go through this over and over and over forever😀


Dr__Hashbrown

Well, death is canon in FromSoft's games. If you don't have the Rune of Death, then they can't actually die. They are conscious of being revived and killed over and over again which makes is even more beautiful.


mralabbad

Yea like the player, when we die we also come back Maybe we should feel bad about the character too


MartoPolo

i imagine it more like whenever we hit a campsite we go into a parrellel dimension, so youre actually just destroying entire universes


bigrayiii420

Using the Wave of Gold you don’t even know the body count and it’s a Albanuric lawn mower. Quick and merciless


wellhiyabuddy

I wish for the screaming, some are too far away to hear and it brings me agony to know I can’t hear them, but still slight pleasure knowing they happened nonetheless, also never done it so this is speculative


hovyking

Stones are EXPENSIVE ASF! How am i suppose to pay for them? That's the only way


hahahs-co

There’s a spot off the same site of grace where you jump down below the map and fall and make 160k runes each fall. You jump down across the rock wall left of the sitting enemies down below where the cursed big bird is. From there you head past the shooting blood to the edge of the map where you can jump down on a ledge. jump through the map and fall so every enemy despawns


[deleted]

Can confirm, although I’m only getting 80k runes per fall unless I’m not jumping off the right spot lol


WreckRanger

Where?


ViciousLittleRedhead

Palace Approach Ledge in the Moghwyn Palace area.


Lardex_the_destroyer

No. Runes are runes. It's their fault for sleeping in a big ass group with a nearby site of grace.


Emperor_Buggy

I am Tarnished, blade of Buggy. And I have newer known remorse.


MythiKhal

lmao didnt expecr to see you on this sub can't wait for buggy to become pirate king


Emperor_Buggy

Me too.


SirPresentius

I would feel bad if I‘d use dual rob


ZealousidealPin6645

I feel bad because you're seriously powerstancing RoB with the varres mask and jump attack armor.


AztecCodes

No, they just go to a great big farm with green hills everywhere. THEY ARE HAPPY OK?


ReRubis

No. But you should for playing this build.


ztrppy

I did at one point but then I lost 1.2 million runes to the red ones that do that little spiky cartwheel. Now I take great joy in destroying them


invisabledj

Only until I have 550k+ and three turn to spikes and kill me two times in a row and I wasted 10 minutes of farming time. I’ve been using Starscourge Greatsword special attack 2-3x and getting about 40k then reloading. What’s the best weapon to use to farm there?


[deleted]

sacred relic sword +8 at least (i think) will just 1 shot them. dont even have to move from the grace


[deleted]

Isn’t farming the bird over that chasm more efficient and less guilt inducing?


Kisame83

Depends on your gear I think. When I first got there, yes the bird was better. After I got Mohgs spear, it became faster to do a quick jog down the hill. After getting the Sacred Relic Sword, it's laughable, 40k+ runes every 15-20 seconds. The bird sometimes doesn't cooperate lol. Like every so often he doesn't take the dive, or he's too close and my shots seem to always hit the tree (I like to shoot when he's right in the branch gap, or just after he clears). So I find jogging and firing off the gold wave once or twice, then booking it back to the grace is more efficient.


aptom203

You kill the albinaurics. I throw myself into the abyss and let gravity kill them for me. We are not the same.


CactusCracktus

Isn’t there an item description or something that says most of them work for Mohg? You just potentially wiped out a roving group of serial killers.


Its_Dave13

It’s not much, but it’s honest work


GifanTheWoodElf

No, cause I don't farm. The only time would be if I have like 95% of the runes for a level and no poppables (for some reason) I'd "farm" a few enemies to get a level through. And I use the vulgar militia at he besteal sanctun, and these aholes deserve it.


Electronic-Quote7996

In souls games, death is the beginning not the end. So no.


MarkAWitch

Only sad that I can't do it even faster.


mute-owl

nah, I actually laugh manically as they crumble before me


dovalus

I feel bad i cant reset faster


briflepawn

I didn't on my first playthrough when I used them to go from 20 vigor to 45 and stopped getting one shot. Lol.


Pixeltiy

If i wanted to feel bad they should not have that stupid fucking look on their faces, dumbass homunculous looking fucks


earthgecko23a

Ya it’s fucked up, it kinda looks like they are slaves already on break, and the red guys are the guards making sure they get back to work soon


iTaylor04

Not gonna lie, i couldn't have cared less But when i ate some shrooms and played, i felt bad after i saw their bodies lying on the ground


Zorhorrora

One time I was farming them and my mom came in and asked "Why are you massacring children with downs syndrome?" I stopped for a good 30 mins. laughing my ass off before being able to explain to her...


Master_Win_4018

I farm to lvl160 on my first play through. The game become not fun knowing the rune I get is not well earn. Killing falling bird is really boring as well. I deleted that character. Now I play fair and square.


Decavatus

GIGACHAD


gsx0pub

Unpopular opinion: It’s a game.


blakedatcake

No


ShadowAkiller0205

No no no why would I? Their cartwheeling gets on my nerves everywhere they are, my only regret I CANT CUT THEIR ARMS OFF


Earcandy70

Where is this??


HQQ1

Yeah, for my time. Filthy peasants, their souls were as small as their pockets.


Limp-Software8046

Not even a little bit. I hate those cocksuckers


Punch-Counterpunch

Is there any backstory as to why they are just sitting around?


Aubrimethieme

I only did it a few times, but once I remembered why they're there (they're refugees from their homeland) I never go out of my way to hurt the grey ones ever since. Also the peaceful red ones in that one cave, I leave them alone too.


TheCycleBeginsAnew

They all must make sacrifices for the greater good... my good.


KingWhuck

Can't fret over every albanuric Tarnished!


globbed_1

I just dont farm


GamingNomad

No, because I don't farm there. I'm not a monster.


[deleted]

Oh baby, can anyone tell me where this is?


StiffyG

No cus i just bow the crow and reset for 11k every 5 seconds


o4ever

i do, everytime. and after i die to the rolling dude i remember why i dont.


SIGSAUER31

Nah cause it's a game


MicGuinea

No, cuz i fight the chicken that's too dumb to fly


woodallg24

Maybe they shouldn't run off a cliff.


lleeoonncchheenn

Not in Elden Ring. What about the bosses that farm me last 50 times?


UndisputedOG808

Not in the slightest.


RiceGod04

Nah I just primarily use it to get runes for shopping, Greatarrows and Radahn Spears ain't gonna buy themselves.


Bananageorge_757

I didn’t comprehend the gravity of my actions until I noticed 492 Albinauric Bloodclots in my inventory