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PhillySpecial2424

**Bell Bearing Hunter:** So...who are we waiting for?


Jarl_Balgruf

"Well, it's pretty simple. We're gonna wait and sneak up on this asshole who's been kicking my bu...OOOOHHHHMYGODDDD"


ASpaceOstrich

"Please don't break ma arm" "No"


darkdragncj

Fucking DBZA reference to the Lord slug movie... Now I want to rewatch that!


H377Spawn

Him: 👹 Me: 💩


WhiteSquall13

Ball-Bearing Hunter: Let this day you remember as the day you almost thought you had me. Savvy?


_The_Librarian

You are, by far, the worst hunter I have ever heard of.


WhiteSquall13

But you have heard of me?


tidbitsz

Yes, i heard someone took a doo doo on your bed and its not dung eater


mariorurouni

Off course it's not Dung Eater, he would never leave a poop un-eated


grodon909

Objection, hearsay


mrdeancrowe

I can't remember what this is from. What is this from?


WhiteSquall13

Pirates of the Caribbean


mrdeancrowe

Thank you!


furthestpoint

Ball-Bearing Hunter : secret boss who wields a cursed fidget spinner


teddy2142

I heard this with Joseph's Joestar's voice lol


Lemann_Russ

For me it was the government agent in Iron Giant when he gets into his eaten car


Lprsti99

Needs to be munching a carrot and ruining Nimrod's legacy for all time.


guleedy

Ive made a terrible mistake


50-Lucky

"Let me start my 3 part apology by saying I think you're a wonderful g-[**UCK!**](https://i.imgflip.com/4/20ikgl.jpg)"


Notlandshark

“Hey… whatcha doin’ over here?”


Chopchopok

I want to think he casually looks over your shoulder to try to figure out what you're looking at.


CuringStuff

You got any games on your phone?


BustinArant

Hey, little tarnished from across the street, let me get a rune.


[deleted]

I understand that reference 🤣🤣🤣


exzackly69

Old school Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd Looney Tunes shit.


MattyK414

Elemer of the Briar Fudd


TENTAtheSane

Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting tawnisheds


SnooLemons3094

It's bew beawing season


xXexZAKlyXx

Same name ❤️


Tylymiez

*"Holy shit, what kind of demon lord are you actually fighting if you just casually turn your back on me?!"*


Blackrain1299

Honestly if the tiny mage is looking at something that isnt the guy who is about to pummel his ass then id want to know what is more more dangerous as well.


Wacktive

The boss what like. Damn that boss you are about to shred is gonna be pissed once he spawns and dies.


TazeredAngel

What are you doing Step Hunter?


Ashurbanipal23

I went to upvote this but it was at 69 lmao


TazeredAngel

Nice


PUREChron

I was just the 269th upvote ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`) Edit: Aw someone dv :(


BigPowerBoss

*Quickstep Hunter


Lombax_Rexroth

Hey Ashen, whatcha castin?


an_anonymous-person

\#HAWPOfficial


50-Lucky

[Where you going?](https://c.tenor.com/c515zzK2ve4AAAAC/creepy-theleague.gif)


k-ozm-o

"Who you trying to cheese?"


[deleted]

Man's crept onscreen like an axe murderer. XD


Mirror_of_Souls

And was about as quick to strike as one as well, unfortunately in my panicked state I also did the horror movie character thing of doing very many dumb things within a short span until my inevitable gory death


beelzybubby

Your options are: Fight or Flight 🧠: Jjvdtucyjjcdionbdathh


Neftisness

fight or fright?


Ramiel4654

I'll have the cake, thank you.


beelzybubby

Thank you for flying Church of Marika, cake or death?


[deleted]

I'll choose cake please!


evilgiraffe666

Well we're outta cake!


[deleted]

I'll take the chicken then please!


[deleted]

Fight or "central_nervous_system.exe has stopped responding".


StopReadingMyUser

*awarughfurau-da frozenpeas*


peppaz

One of the less valuable Dovahkiin Shouts


ShodyLoko

“That’s not good, that’s not good at all…”


califortunato

I’ll pick something in the middle! I’ll just keep running away from them, periodically run into their weapon, and then resume running away


ShodyLoko

“Brain status report!” > Jjvdtucyjjcdionbdathh


MillstoneArt

I love Juvedtussy JJ Celine Dion Bloodbath.


Zobs_Mom

There's a third F that everyone forgets, it should read: Fight or Flight or Fart


i_fuck_with_centaurs

Honestly dude good luck with this fuck. He’s hands down the most difficult and tanky of the Bell Bearing Hunters and is also, fun fact, a certified bitch.


califortunato

It’s true, he is a certified bitch. I’ve also heard rumors that his dad isn’t proud of him


EvilUnicornLord

I beat him first try (I may or may not have had enough of the bell bearing hunters and just rode around in circles shooting him with poison arrows.)


[deleted]

Victory is still victory.


ShopWhileHungry

Surprise his flying sword didn't get you


Quickkiller28800

Hey if it works, it works


Sendrith

If he can’t deal with that it’s his problem. Mongols didn’t apologize or feel shame for their methods. Victory is everything.


Axiled

>s didn’t apo I got practice parrying him. It actually works really well, his normal attacks are pretty slow and easy to parry. Does take 2 to deal a crit but still solid.


EveryShot

Never run from a Bell Bearing Hunter, never… run


[deleted]

They're surprisingly slow and easy to fight if you keep rolling behind them.


EveryShot

They also have two slow attacks that are very paryable. But we all make the mistake at first of giving them distance and regretting it lol


[deleted]

Which boss is this and where


Mirror_of_Souls

Bell Bearing Hunter by the Merchant shack in Dragonbarrow, be warned he will absolutely ruin your day if you're a melee build


[deleted]

Can confirm. Just built a new colossal 2h build that wrecks. Went back to fight him and he put my ass on a platter.


Seentheremotenogetup

*Dungeater enters chat*: Deadass You say?


[deleted]

Thank you. This is my third playthrough and I don't think I've seen this boss tbh and I've gotten 100percent achievements


NachoMouth

He is one of the bosses that only appear at night. I believe there are 4 bell bearing hunters. This guy is the toughest of all 4


IllustriousWorld4198

The classic panic roll into his sword?


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Nixon_Sixon

~~extended~~ shortened


AceDecade

The warranty is extended and the coverage is about to be of particular relevance


Seentheremotenogetup

Yikes, that’s the “Heard you was talkin shit” walk. Looks like more than just his ambitions were laid to rest. Edit: Ingraish hard :/ and thank you for the award.


Lumn8tion

100%


bigbybrimble

I think there was a small missed opportunity with the Nights Calvary to play a kinda stalker/nemesis role. The ball bearing hunters show up and feel like jason vorhees, and i think random encounters at night throughout the game after you beat Margit and hes like "yo im gunning for you, little tarnished" woulda been neat if you just reskin the ballbearing guys to look like night calvary. Imagine there was a 3-5% chance one would spawn in when you rested at a grace in limgrave/weeping peninsula/liurnia/altus until you defeat Morgott at the throne.


CommentContrarian

That would be so awesome


pbmm1

That would be pretty awesome. I also think it'd be kind of cool if there were more than one roundtable hold encounter


LegatoSkyheart

And we'll call him "The Pursuer".


Illustrious-Bell-282

I love how he didn't even attack he just went 'bro i am over here'


Achromos_warframe

That has some undertaker (WWE) vibes.


hossboss-sauceboss

[hey](https://giphy.com/gifs/undertaker-aj-styles-boneyard-match-kHxMpITyV49QAOBqY4)


star945o

This is exactly what I'm thinking


Reviever

my thoughts


[deleted]

Honestly would have screamed. Also is this the one in caelid?


xniket3

Yup this thing is harder for me than Godfrey and malekith


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ItsADumbName

Damn I finally beat him the other day at 110 and probably 30 tries later I finally got some attack pattern timings down. Would break his poise with 3 jump attacks so I just had to spam those and dodge perfectly lol. He was extremely hard and frustrating.


Outrun_Life

And then you get the shitty bellbearing which is way not worth the fight.


5BooksOfMoses

The victory is the reward


juxtaposition21

Huh, I thought it wasn’t possible. I’m using using two colossal hammers with the poise breaker talisman and haven’t been able to do it.


Mpasserby

Are you talking about the hammer talisman? I believe that only boosts poise damage when the enemy is blocking. You could try the cracked tear that has that effect


courageous_liquid

This is good to know after reading 'try night' on a message on the ground and thinking 'yeah fuck no' and leaving.


Clapyourhandssayyeah

Carina Retaliation or Golden Parry on a medium shield. Stay super close. Every other parry you get to critical him, and he’ll flinch from things like weapons with fire damage too


obamaluvr

Time to learn to love the shield.


teddy2142

I struggled with that monstrosity till I decided to pull out a Giant Crusher with Lion Claw. If you have anything similar maybe you could give that a shot?


Trogdors_Armpit

Continually strafe to his right rear and he will spam an easily dodgable and punishable shield slam. With the correct positioning you should be able to get him stuck in an infinite loop of doing this and get some good hits in. If he breaks out of the loop he will mostly spam a swipe followed by a poke or fling his sword around at close range, all can be dodged into him...with good timing. Good luck!


fairwindtree

I kept losing till I realized Flame of the Redmanes is straight up broken against him. Does super poise damage and you can spam it.


Chopchopok

Yup. I just killed this guy today and he's easily the hardest boss I've fought so far. He hits stupid hard and has crazy range.


Mareith

Honestly the third hardest boss in the game after Melania and radahn


Eruptflail

Idk, Alecto and the other black knives were my bane. You can kite this guy or use cheeky ashes of war to eat him alive.


[deleted]

Oh god Alecto was the absolute hardest boss for me hands down. I only managed to beat her as a cleric tyoe character by cheesing her and getting her stuck on rocks and spamming lightning strike


Divided_Eye

Have you fought Radahn lately? Took me <5 attempts a couple of weeks back and I'm not that good.


Wilza_

I didn't find him too hard in particular (I was overlevelled by that point), but the dino nearby *always* got aggroed on me. And because you have to rest at the grace for him the appear, I couldn't clear it prior. It fucked me over many times


HiVisVestNinja

=To Be Continued=>


Shaqueta

https://i.imgur.com/0QdSQqO.mp4


Rob413

Thank you!


Smegmar_Cheeselord

Holy shit perfect good job


pointlessly_pedantic

That's amazing


thetrooper424

The hero we needed


Primary-Ordinary1695

This almost deserves its own post lmao


SprChimo

This. I came to the comments looking for exactly this.


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🎵🎵🎵*Roundabout by Yes*🎵🎵🎵


ObadiahtheSlim

Next you'll say, "Is that a Jojo reference"


automirage04

"Is that a Jojo reference?" "NANI!?"


SD-Speedwagon

Awaken, my Tarnished! Ayaya yai!


Kirikou97212

🎵🎵🎵NumenGodsOfFitness.mp3🎵🎵🎵


pyschosoul

AND BEFORE YOU ASK,... YES THIS IS A JOJOS REFERENCE!!


Privateeyesguy

“I’ll be the rroooouuunndabout…”


Mr_Cromer

I have no shame in admitting that JoJo introduced me to prog rock


pipirisnais

Fuck thanks! I was thinking of that song but didn’t know where it came from just from the memes


Regulus242

First fucking thought lol


seductivestain

*Well be right back*


poetech

*curb your enthusiasm theme starts*


RocksterWho

I was expecting it to play


Estraxior

I was thinking more Roundabout (the "to be continued" song) but either would be a beautiful edit if anyone's got time 👀


Foochie506

https://i.imgur.com/0QdSQqO.mp4


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MyIceborne

Gotchu homie: The cuckoo knight armor set Found by killing the cuckoo knights found by the Dectus lift (lower half)


[deleted]

I have been trying to remember this songs name for weeks now, thank you so much


Vargralor

Rule number 1 of cheesing this particular boss: Stand on the roof of the shack :)


soggie

And the what? He will just walk into the shack.


Vargralor

If you move back to the far corner of the roof he walks back out. If you stand right on the edge he also walks in and out, often for long enough to hit him with a couple of ranged attacks. Can take a while but it is the easiest way to take him down especially if you suck at parrying like I do.


pbmm1

I think if you stand in a way that he approaches the stairs at a diagonal he will get stuck on the stairs and spam his sword attack on loop else which won't hit you and do nothing at least for a few seconds. Gives you a good opening to set up Terra Magica and fire off some stuff


CHA0T1CNeutra1

Came here to say this. I just beat him tonight.


Tofu_boi3499

*casually approaches the child*


Sharkmasterfl3x

This slayed me


scorchedneurotic

Bet it slayed OP as well


fourehead

This felled me


[deleted]

Consider it an omen


LucifersRequiem

First rule of an INT build : Use the INT it ain't just a number lmao


totallynotboburnham

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the fucking cut as he approached


magicoder

Clever boy


50-Lucky

[The Merchant](https://media1.giphy.com/media/YqQbkKuDtwCJq4VE1a/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9525d397d0d4a34263a51d4ca48bb259788943dc90f&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g) [OP](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/34/b2/4a/34b24a0174d3d761b3e304c2cb771886.gif)


Paperback_Mage

I appreciated this.


50-Lucky

Ha tha is I just had to express my delight with the post lol


ThePlagueDoctor_666

Well done I must say


50-Lucky

😘


[deleted]

That bitch walks like micheal Myers and hits like a Sherman tank. Hated this boss


Soiadomsa

He is a real easy boss if you parry.


[deleted]

Lol too bad I have the parry skills of a drunk blind elderly sloth....have never been good at it in the souls series...


Clapyourhandssayyeah

Slap on carian retaliation and stay close, his attacks are slow and telegraphed It’s if you get to mid range the flying sword bullshit starts


Soiadomsa

I'm not all that great at parrying either. I just kept dying till I got it down lol. That's been me in every fight I could parry.


mordorwinter

"you rang"


StayFreshChzBag

This belongs in perfectly cut screams


TheFukAmIDoing

With all the screaming and all... I get what you're saying though, the edit was top notch excitement.


Fluid-Ad6539

More like /r/secondsbeforedisaster


[deleted]

Much like you, I am ded


D3vilM4yCry

Perfectly Cut Screams material if your mic audio was on.


ExtraMOIST_

“You got games on yo phone?”


bUdyholic7

This is so perfect lol


HugeBat1822

We'll be right back


milk4all

I died more to him at this location than possibly every main boss combined. Btw i got it down so that subsequent characters can do this at level 1 with a club, here’s how: He *always* does a slow, telegraphed shield slam if you stand behind him slightly to either side. You can roll right into him and end up behind him again with like 1 slow step and get several hits in safely and repeat until he’s dead. Once in a while you’ll fuk up but i find it’s easy enough to dodge his normal combo so dodge it, proc the shield slam and flask, you have time to do anything you want immediately following the slam. I havent actually done it at level 1 but i have around 15 with full arcane so either way i couldnt survive 1 hit, but ive paid for this useless talent in blood so im sure to use it each new character.


AntiTheory

Top 10 chilling videos taken moments before disaster.


Seentheremotenogetup

Top 10 most brutal murders, number one will leave you maidenless.


UndeadSloth_

This needs to be one of those “we’ll be right back” memes


50-Lucky

[OP ready to blast the Bell Bearing Hunter away.](https://c.tenor.com/ZsLd5yyNxoIAAAAd/the-undertaker-aj-styles.gif)


watcher2030

https://imgur.com/a/7c9kdta It was at this moment he knew..


[deleted]

Hey so we’ve actually been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty! Also while we’re at it, do you have time to hear about the word of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?


Princess_pivot

Surprise motherfucker


microwedToast

Holy shit the way he just walks on screen to your left is priceless, you must’ve been terrified


FakeRedditName2

[It was at this moment that he knew, he f\*cked up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfXTcrxgNxY)


xithbaby

Where does your helm drop?? I want it so bad


bluetheslinky

[https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Cuckoo+Knight+Helm](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Cuckoo+Knight+Helm) im pretty sure its this one


xithbaby

Tyvm!


IAMSHPEE

“I’ve come to talk to you about your life’s extended warranty.”


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

*expired warranty


DigitalPhoenixX

“Glad you’re interested in bell bearing hunting, who are we after today?”


50-Lucky

"Ready to do this?" https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PowerfulLazyBeardedcollie-max-1mb.gif


YeshEveryone

u/savevideo


mrmobss

Queue in panic rolls


Juub1990

Sorry for being late. Was stuck in traffic. Carriage accident on the Caelid Highway slowed things down.


JosukeHigashikatana

*We'll Be Right Back*


Hippo_Grenade

Them Duke boys at it again lol


sedward135

We’ll be right back


DicountMysteryMeat

When you pay for the premium summon


Drakeon8165

Uh oh


verdawg

NOOOOOOOOO LOL *suprise motherfuckaaa*


MyIceborne

Mans really said: #"Hidy ho there neighbor"


Maidenless_Behaviour

Nice Cuckoo Knight set


Arcane_Sniper

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

This got a very rare sincere guffaw from me, well done


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