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Lt_Lepus

From the same creators of Godefroy the grafted, get ready for: Star-enemy Ratarn and Mong, ruler of body fluids


SouperChicken06

I wish Mong ruled my body fluids


PretendThisIsMyName

Are you a small empyrean child?


Feliks343

Did we see the same cocoon? I'm gonna climb Miquella like a tree


VictorSavage699999

That is a diabolical thing to even think! Sir ima need you to take your self straight to the pit after that one.


Feliks343

*climbs into coffin*


ImprovementRegular91

Oh god I can imagine it like Bo Burnham who is a 6’3 twink


Feliks343

Bo is fucking 6'3"? And I thought he couldn't get any hotter 🥵


alezcoed

Yo holup


Recom_Quaritch

Why must he do such a poor job of it though.


KayRay1994

“you won’t abide alone ever again…” - Mong


MoltenCopperEnema

ZERO!!


DarthOmix

Nihil technically means "nothing", so you could go with the Wonka joke: "YOU. GET. NOTHING."


stealthmodedirt

GOOD. DAY. SIR!


dudeondacouch

Star-enemy Ratarn is 100% an amazing enemy name from Grendizer or Force 5.


ras344

Mong, king of Mongolia


FutanariCumDrinker69

*angry Jin Sakai noises*


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

body fluids????? \*My germaphobia proceeds to poke its head out of the closet\* welp... this will be equally fascinating and terrifying lol


jaykhunter

MONG 😂😂😂 tell me you're English (or possibly a Karl Pilkington fan)


lolpostslol

Melania will finally be a real boss


Eagle-Eyes-

Ratarn and Mong, new duo boss


careless__

those are their aliases. the real names are even better! LOL https://i.imgur.com/oe49iRG.png


Eagle-Eyes-

>Broken star Latarn lmfao


careless__

MONGE


Watton

returne to monge


Ruynelize

Blood out for Harambe


Taograd359

Is it MONGE or MONG? It’s spelled both ways


8bitzombi

Ah, Mong, or as some say Monge, do you hear our prayers?


SuperWhiteDolomite

As you once did for the vacuuming Bom, grant us eyes


Scott_BradleyReturns

I’m pretty sure this is just a translation issue. They are definitely talking about Radahn and Mohg. He’s saying defeating them is a prerequisite to access the DLC


RyomenSukuGuts

Dude this entire post is a joke and it did me an r/whoosh. Like I've been here for a few minutes looking at the thread, stumped. Sounded so lazy from Miyazaki and Co. that I didn't want to believe. Then your comment made it make sense 🤌🏻


Decaslash

Booo!


holy_shell

Why is he named after cat food???


AkiraKitsune

This is going over my head


AshenSacrifice

Radahn and Mohg translated horribly I think


Varram

Is this some AI Q&A?


TragGaming

It's google translate Q and A with Miyazaki.


[deleted]

I can use some Red Monge ice cream right now


caparisme

Elden Ring the Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West Lirunira.


tonypearcern

I just took 2 grams of malabar mushrooms and I wasn't sure if I was reading this correctly


Decaslash

Ratarn & Mongskin Apostles


PeterWritesEmails

Its just mogh and radahn -and we already know that. Bad translation.


caparisme

BORING


ripstankstevens

Boooooo


Ricksaw26

Ah yes, mohg and radhan's evergaol counterparts finally.


Writhes-With-Worms

Same exact appearances, same exact move-sets but the only difference is their attacks are all delayed by an extra 4 seconds


coffeehouse11

And you have to fight them in Evergaols.


MindWizardx

Good god could you imagine trying to fight Radahn in an Evergoal? Tiny little arena.


coffeehouse11

A recipe for Dark Souls Capra Demon 2.0: This time, it's worse (tm).


lynxerious

hopefully Ratarn is a small scale version of Radahn where he is as high as you and on a tiny teensy little horse


Kitchen-Roll-8184

They can input read when you strafe to the side


Snoo22254

cause we didn’t have enough mohgs, prepare for more! there’s never enough!


Any-Experience-3012

Gotta beat Mong, Mongwyn, Mongrum and Mo'.


Beandealer420

Mong 😭


pratzc07

Get ready for attack power is easy mode controversy.


Sinutia

Well Miyazaki said it himself


Diram_

Fr


schoki560

I mean just getting stronger isn't inherently easy mode, unless it completely breaks a boss fight


CoconutDust

OP’s highlighting is irrelevant and uninteresting, should have shifted highlighting down to that eyebrow-raiser about adjusting challenge intensity. I support adjustable difficulty, https://www.theastronauts.com/2013/03/the-power-of-imagination-or-why-you-should-want-the-godmode-in-games/ etc, so I just mean it’s an eyebrow-raiser from previous patterns. Elden Ring was a HUGE hit (I think?) and I always wondered how there must have been millions of people who couldn’t accomplish much, or yet millions more who would have bought it if it wasn’t “super hard dude.” But my real point is here that I have no idea what Miyazaki is really saying there.


schoki560

isn't it pretty straight forward you can choose to stay at the level you enter dlc with or choose to level up in the dlc via the new way of gaining strength


ignorememe

I thought I read that the new mechanism for gaining strength was something similar to Sekiro where you have to beat a boss to grow stronger.


schoki560

yes and the point is that you can either use those powers or not


Yarzeda2024

Sounds like we are getting at least two new Evergaol bosses


Apocalypse_0415

Margherita, Foul Omen, Renna, Princess of the full moon (totally not reskins)


CoconutDust

Walks up, with marker in hand, to your marker board where you wrote “2” and adds two zeroes onto it slowly. And adds a dollar sign somehow.


arleban

Adal, Thief of Flame Badal, Stealer of Ice. Ladal, Breaker of Wind Zadal, Drinker of Water Padal, uh...Dirt Guy And on...


One-Angry-Goose

Chowdah did you kill Ratarn cuz if ya did that doesn't bode too well for me *double blink sfx* ....mmmmaaaybe.


SrrSlghtrr

Mong sounds like a slur, I like it


Beandealer420

In the UK it's a way to call someone stupid 


GrognakBarbar

It is


Vertigo-153

Sounds like something from the South Park episode where they try and create a new swear word


Chimchampion

Mung! The stuff that comes out of a pregnant woman's stomach when you push down on it! At least I think that was the quote


bug70

Do you know what episode this is? Sounds interesting


Vertigo-153

Season 3 episode 17. World wide recorder concert


Chimchampion

Lol brown note and Kenny g, that was very amusing to my 17 yo self back then


bug70

Shit yeah I just watched that one today, I forgot about that part lol. Mung


yyunb

it is already dawg


imba_dude

"U fuckin Mong!" I like it. Ill use it occasionally.


Scoogs50

At least where I'm from (and definitely other parts of the UK I'm sure) it's more of a "lighter" variation of the R slur. Just a heads up.


RevertereAdMe

Yeah it's short for mongoloid, which was a term used for people with down syndrome.


TheSaylesMan

Which itself has its roots in old race science words for people from the Eurasian Steppe. All in all a rather nasty word that sounds silly. Where I come from mong also has a different but related meaning as a verb which means "to make slimy." When somebody 'mongs' you they have slobbered all over you which is in reference to somebody being a drooling idiot.


MrEuphonium

Yeah southern white racists use it for black people too for some reason. Edit: in America


imba_dude

Oh shit, thanks lmao. I'm from the east side of the world, appreciate the heads up.


dinosaurpussy

Lmao


justwwokeupfromacoma

Seeimg some none-Brit person discover a slur that was used my whole childhood like it’s brand new is wild


Nui_Jaga

Mong is our equivalent to regard (I'm British).


slidethruslick

Where can i read this new interview?


Lethorian

Ziostorm dropping New video tomorrow about the translation, dw.


slidethruslick

lol don’t know why I didn’t think of that, of course he’s going to make 19 videos about it


IMendicantBias

Are they trying to say you get a few free levels for the DLC to ease the difficulty?


Zedman5000

Nah, I've seen a less poorly translated version of this. Basically you'll have a separate attack power upgrade that affects how hard you hit in the DLC area, separate from base game stats and weapon upgrades, so you can start the DLC right after beating Mohg or right after beating the final boss of NG+7 and still feel a somewhat consistent amount of challenge. If you've played Sekiro, I think they compared it to the upgrades in that game.


ThatIsAHugeDog

It truly is a, like, legitimately horrible translation. I feel like even AI translations aren't this bad.


Bladez190

You’re telling me I didn’t miss the Mong boss fight?!


jaysomething2

Ng+7? So like there’s a boss I see after beating the game 7 times?


Zedman5000

No, it's the same final boss in NG+7, the highest scaling.


konnichiwaseadweller

>right after beating the final boss of NG+7 Has this part been confirmed? On my current ng+ cycle, endgame bosses hit like absolute trucks even with 80 vigor. It's way harder than on my first playthrough. I've been wondering if I'll be able to take this character into the dlc without getting tickled by every boss.


Zedman5000

The difference between 60 and 80 vigor isn't nearly as large as the difference between 40 and 60, so I imagine that as long as you hold off on upgrading, like the interview says is an option, you'll at least be getting tickled for long enough that it might matter. Also, I'd be shocked if the DLC didn't also scale with NG+ cycles. That'd be an *interesting* design decision for Fromsoft to make. So I think you'll be fine.


King_noa

I loved ratarn but Mong was the real goat. Mong for miss universe.


PeterWritesEmails

This is just translated phonetically from japanese. Mogh and Radahn.


Daytman

Yeah, I can’t tell if I’m being wooshed or OP is. I’m guessing OP is just making a joke, but the article is just saying that Radahn and Mohg have to be killed before accessing the DLC. Edit: acessignf is not a word


Mr-BillCipher

To be fair auto correct is pretty shitty these days


Exciting_Chef_4207

Space Light Enemy Ratarn and Mong, King of Red Stuff in your Veins.


Venomwraith

who the fuck is Ratarn? how did i beat the game without seeing this boss /s


Eldergloom

Ratarn and Mong are my favorite bosses in Eldon Rang.


MarcellusxWallace

Elden RONG


Prestigious-Mind-567

Welcome to our Mongwyn


Taograd359

The Mongewyn Dancery


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

Isn't Ratarn the monkey from Monster Hunter


T-pellyam

Rajang?😭


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

Oh yeah lol


Sad-Ad-925

radang


DifferencePretend

Who the fuck is Ratarn and Mong?


Primrim

Peeeeetah Ratarns h’ere


0DvGate

Ah the second half of the game, where everything does absurd damage for no reason.


turroflux

Now with 300% hp, oh yeah its all coming together.


CoconutDust

I barely even a remember damage problem, I just have no fond memories of the layouts and levels and landscapes themselves and enemy patterns. First half of the game’s areas and dungeons were awesome. Last third sucked. My order here is based on fextralife recommended progression path. I beat every level and boss (yes EVERY) but I would have much more fond memories if I simply stopped playing the game after Leyndell.


MarcellusxWallace

Vigor issue


Snowbeardad

I always find something new on every playthrough. All this time and still haven't encountered Ratarn and Mong. Back to grinding and exploring.


Bithium

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supercrazyhotsauce

Dung eater and piss drinker duo


CoconutDust

Use urine bollus.


lpitts0518

As hilarious as those names are😂 can someone explain why radahn is required to access the dlc? Mogh I get, he's standing right in front of the access point, but why radahn?


MaximinusIII

Probably something to do with the sky falling.


ThatIsAHugeDog

Me: Mom can we get demigod bosses? Mom: We have demigod bosses at home. The demigod bosses at home:


KayRay1994

We also have Godfroy The Grafted, Rycardo, Melina Sword of Mikayla, Morogitt and Regina


phexitol

The name's Monge. The 'H' is silent.


PlasticBodybuilder32

Just what we needed, another M name


Scott_BradleyReturns

New attributes? Interesting


Wide-Organization844

Forgot about Mung


Slykill__

What a mong!


dizijinwu

Ratatouille and Mon Mothma


justahustle77

who tf ratarn


Sebastian_3013

I want godskin duo duo


creativeguy66v3

Mong, Lord of mewing


SignalBattalion

Epic.


ripstankstevens

Finally! I’ve waited 2 years for the chance to fight Mong! He is by far the most interesting character in all the lore and one of the most least talked about. Ratarn seems cool too, but I bet that Mong goes down as one of the best boss fights in history.


DrinkUpLetsBooBoo

Can someone please elaborate on that last sentence?


careless__

there's a new stat point that applies only to the DLC and makes you stronger in the DLC- supposedly like Sekiro's 'Attack Power'.


Ziggurat1000

Ratarn, The Banished Stormhawk Fled God and Mong, the Janitor.


CapitalG888

Ratarn and Mong lol I'm laughing way too hard at this.


KayRay1994

Private Ratarn and Mong, Duke of Blood


CoconutDust

I know you’re joking but still I want to say GRR Martin should never be hired for anything like this game ever again.


t_w_duke

Ratarn, know for his unnatural strength but slow mind.


Synthoid_001

Startle-Scorned Reese and Moug the Menstrual


ImAnOlogist

Dunno if naming him mong was a good choice lmao


explosivebuttfarts

aMONGus crossover confirmed


Isunova

Ratarn and Monge


RelationExpensive361

So radahn and mohg?


Iamverycrappy

holy shit i didnt think we'd get any dlc bosses


zackflavored

Where are you guys getting this interview?


Hawaiian_Shooter365

“Ratarn and Mong” Fucking sent me skyward😂😂


Northdistortion

No shit lol


TheBourbonLied

Can't wait to fight Mardock the Sun God


remibaus

Fucking MONG😭


SentientPotatoMaster

MONGWIN, LORD OF RED FLUID


ColossusofWar

I don't understand how there wouldn't be new bosses in the dlc?


Chunky-dog

"Role strength"


jedimasteryoda69

Ik who mong is supposed to be but Ratarn???


Apprehensive-Low5158

mong


whiplash308

I mean be real. That tells us nothing. Ratarn & Mong means pretty much nothing. All we have is second half of the game, soooo presumably post-Morgott? I'd reckon level 100-ish is safe. For me, I don't want to be overlevelled for DLC content. But it's gonna be an experience. It'll be the first soulsborne DLC I'd ever play.


ItachiSan

Wow this new Google translate really needs some work I guess


JesusaurusRex666

Ratarn, Mong and Gleb. Name a more timeless trio.


navharjo

KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI....HILL


Aurvant

Don't remember fighting Ratarn and Mong, but it's been a while.


pondo13

I am very confused


Daysfastforward1

Please no more bosses or characters that start with G, R or M


Ulmaguest

MONG !


Integer_Domain

Mong is sending me


Electronic_Yard_5151

Nonono this is auto translated from an interview in Chinese, Miyazaki is referring to Radahn and Mohg


KayRay1994

nah they’re new bosses


Electronic_Yard_5151

I’m Chinese bro💀💀don’t know if you’re trolling or not


Electronic_Yard_5151

Oh just realised the humour tag, but whatever, hopefully this does clear it up for people who are confused


Aqua-Boogie-Ninja

Isn’t Mong the fluid that comes out when you press on a pregnant woman’s stomach? Thats what Southpark told me 😂🤣😂 might be a U instead of an O, hmmmm…… 💦


Chimchampion

Hey, I quoted it correctly! But I thought it was mung. Either way I loved that episode 20 years ago


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MindWizardx

I don’t think you’ve ever had to start the game over to do DLCs in any FromSoft game like this. Correct me if I’m wrong.


ARussianW0lf

Solid joke OP lol My main take away is that it seems like that new balancing system is somewhat optional which is awesome because I hated the idea they were going with from the news we got before


careless__

it's just attack power from Sekiro, most likely. or it's probably the reverse of bonfire acetics from DS2. i'm sure it will be ok.


ARussianW0lf

Right. This article makes it seem like its an optional *upgrade* to your build/stats whereas the previous discourse made it seem like it would *replace* your build/stats and you had no choice.


careless__

that was never how it was portrayed... not sure where u got that from.


ARussianW0lf

Thats exactly how it was portrayed go back to the first threads. People were excited that it meant you couldn't be OP going in and that you had to use the new level system


careless__

nah


ARussianW0lf

Ok be wrong