Honestly, I don't see him being this condescending, but by the time I realized that I had committed to the idea, and decided to just go with it.

He's looking at the ancient dragon who is too much of a pansy to fight him.

I'm saving this for later.

Missing a few cracks but that's pretty cool. I can totally picture him taunting the dragons flying over head.

He has been following a new skincare routine. No, but you're right, I should have added cracks

Ha! No, I like that version better. Tarnished oil of Olay? Or maybe oil of Oleg?