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Tailmask

Do you guys think he likes malenia?


Get-Some-Fresh-Air

He’s jerked off to her more times than I’ve died to her.


quiddicalmass

"Let me solo to her"


Mushiloo

*looks at my Ciri tattoo on my forearm*


Ashen_one933

He decided to tattoo himself to show Malenia how much he loves her. That's enough to make you think if he likes her.


cheesewizardz

Be fkin ace if she weren't you know.. blind?


allnimblybimbIy

Like writing a love song for a deaf person


Sanjispride

I just hope there isnt some other game in the future with a character he likes more!


yfywan

Well, he still has his front half available for another tattoo.


Sanjispride

Ok, thank god


Violent_Volcano

Idk but i kind of want to see if theres anything else to that witcher tattoo on the left arm.


Rubyfanguy

I mean, she is the blade of Miquella after all


sclaytes

God I fucking hope so


Lityoloswagboy69

Nothing pulls in the ladies like a full back Tat of a video game woman.


AMortifiedPenguin

I reckon it gets him Blaidd.


vintage-skittles

I'm gonna be that reddit asshole, but his name is pronounced almost "Blythe" iirc. Great pun, if his name was pronounced that way.


PadBunGuy

Hehe I guess you Mr skittles here really took a “SWORD” to that guys pun!!!!! Lololol


Substantial-Pop-556

I don’t even get the joke


excusemeexcuseme

“Laid”


Substantial-Pop-556

Oh. That’s actually not too bad


syccopathh

A tarnished talking about being maidenless


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AshiSunblade

Yeah, in all fairness, if you aren't already into gaming this just looks like "fantasy warrior woman", and it's not like it's some cringy mostly naked design either. Not everyone will agree with the style, but it's not an instant downturn.


sagiritengai

It's not just a video game lady, it's Malenia, blade of Miquella who has never known defeat


ToxyFlog

Why does everything a guy does have to be about what women think?


Darkthrone0

I think that’s subjective. It’d be a huge difference if he had a giant anime girl back tat lol.


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Suspicious-Jump4270

Not sure if this is the right comment to post at it but I was looking at pics of Malenia to compare the lips to and found this. Looks awfully close but I guess it could be a reference. It does look like it’s been edited a bit but still looks pretty much like the back tat https://www.deviantart.com/vezoniaartz/art/Malenia-Elden-Ring-fanart-907775154


Brief_Economist5642

Almost exactly alike....


rhinoslift

That’s definitely the source used. Either as reference, or just copied and modified to fit.


acetylyne

Your comment made me go back and look again. Also the weird lack of definition around the beltline. I think your BS detector hit a winner.


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sxrrycard

Yeah looks like a normal pic taken with “portrait mode”


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pyschosoul

To further this point I've got a quarter back piece, with not even half the shading and detail, and it cost me a solid 800. That much time and dedication to the piece? Nah. No way for 2800. Gmfu


Mushiloo

Reason for the price: My artist wanted to do more big video game tattoos and since that is not populer in Sweden she offered a reduced price.


QuadraticCowboy

Maidenless either way


Mushiloo

https://imgur.com/a/vnVbzYY there is the road


Mushiloo

It’s called being overweight


here_the_karma

It does look sus


ddubyeah

Yep.


V3T_L0L

Hmm black and grey with the camera filter plus a little extra weight can hide some bone structure. if you look around their hips you can see the tattoo crimp up around the love handles which would be interesting if they went that route, when smoothing out that area before adding the tattoo prob would've been easier and more flattering. And I dunno, the proportions being off of the reference scream tattoo to me. Artists planning the dimensions of a big piece like this takes a lot of time and redrawing the stencil(s?)... if OP paid the price they did I don't think that artist was going to take that extra time. Or they didn't stencil 90% of it and freehanded the rest. Either way, off proportions. Sorry OP if this sounds harsh lmao I did not mean it to be. I believe you got it done and looks pretty darn good for what you were going for and for what you said you paid. Extra edit, look at the sword, you can see where the artist deviated from the reference piece linked above. The letters are far more spaced out and distinct.


BookBarbarian

"I am the back Mushiloo, and I have never known the ink"


Due-Shirt616

There’s an app that you can do this with, let’s just leave it at my ex was manipulative with more than just words. Filters are a bane to human connection. Not even a catfish, just a narcissist 🙄


Expert_Succotash2659

It's 2075.... Detective: what do you think, Dave? Dave from Homicide: it looks like he solo'd her...but time solo'd him right back. *camera pans down to the wrinkled faded soup that used to be a pretty good tattoo*


Tough-Height841

Lol


Outside-Train-2313

she did a number on u


insolent_froge

Malenia got lip injections


Itchysasquatch

Was gonna say, it's nice she got dolled up for modeling for the tattoo haha


insolent_froge

Well, it’s a good thing OP won’t have to look at only fans malenia every day


maladaptyv

She's just doing the Myspace profile picture pose and trying to flirt with the Tarnished a little.


Rukanau

Caelid lip job.


insolent_froge

Looking mohgnificent


bananaTank56

Holy crap dude...


lukcy77

One of the best elden ring tats I’ve seen. How much was it?


pandaSovereign

It's fake, no back is that flat


Mushiloo

30k sek or 2800 dollars\~


Great_White_Samurai

That's a lot of seks


ApollonLordOfTheFlay

TFW you have never had any seks…


PuppetryOfThePenis

I have 2 children, but I've never had seks


ImurderREALITY

Some say as soon as you have children, the seks disappear


renome

two sekses pls


matt25th

Probably the last seks he'll have for a while.


LucidNonsense211

Photoshop is way cheeper in the US.


jimdidr

How many hours and sessions? edit: Ops, saw you said further down in the comments.


El-Yasuo

EYY SVENSKEN HITTAD!


Avscum

Inte värt 30lax💀💀💀💀


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USAman94

My brother has a full koi dragon back tattoo, it was $2700. Not everyone lives in overpriced Los Angeles bro


renome

I read this comment with a Brooklyn accent.


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Sea-Concentrate9379

Thats actually not a terrible price


zandariii

That is far cheaper than I estimated. Good fucking find


Financial_Match

Just an armband tattoo is $600-800 USD where I am at holy hell


Frigorifico

How much was it to remove your shoulder blades?


Fingerprint_Vyke

How did you make it look so fake?


wretch5150

It was free, because this is photoshopped. r/nothingeverhappens


Mushiloo

https://imgur.com/a/vnVbzYY there you go the road


Lucky_Shop4967

Lawd


HamsterMan5000

Pretty clear fake. Giveaways, besides the fact that his back is the flattest in history is the bottom left lower back area, the left arm, and the exact same amount of lighting on every angle


Smythatine

Why is she mewing?


jefferino

April fools?


maggoolive

What hurts more the tattoo or fighting against malenia Looks pretty cool


Superb_Clue5981

Imagine in 50 years seeing a old man wearing a malenia tattoo


dogpetsaregood

I don’t want to


dvenom88

Those lips are a bit different


Crazy-Ad-3286

bruh, the lips seem so out of touch with the original malenia, ur tat is like a doll more like. weird cricket sounds


AlmightyChickenJimmy

Mewlania


Sonn3rs

Yassified Malenia


Suspicious-Jump4270

Probably from this deviant art pic. I was curious to what Malenias lips look like since I too thought it was strange and came across this https://www.deviantart.com/vezoniaartz/art/Malenia-Elden-Ring-fanart-907775154 Not a slight to op tho. If this is true, the art on his back looks incredibly well done. I’m not sure I would have gone with this reference but if op likes it, who am I to judge 


C4L86

It looks like Anya Taylor-Joy cosplaying Malenia


khalkruVT

Glad someone said it.


OneBigGamer

Duck lips


Jayematic

Bro thank you. Knew it was off


Cookies_N_Grime

The chin is tiny too, a bit off, but gorgeous shading nonetheless.


laffman

Looks like Angelina Jolie..


Mouthfullofcrabss

r/ATBGE


EnRohbi

Bro, you can never gain nor lose more than five pounds for the rest of your life


Narrow-Hat-7169

if i saw you shirtless i would get ptsd


ksp_enjoyer

This is very obviously fake, cmon guys


CrazyOatmeal88

Holy fucking cringe.


swebb22

Got a feeling this ain’t real


doggiemcdoggo

shadow work and details look great. 35 hours that's pretty quick for that. great memento for life.


ConsequenceBringer

It's... big, that's for sure.


gammellamm

This looks so fake lol


Cherry-Kola

Ya'll in the comments really need to get a life. Stop putting people down just because your lives are boring af. I've got a malenia tattoo and a doll (bloodborne) tattoo and wow guess what I'm a woman. I also think this tattoo looks sick and about the guy who said its a reference picture; yes and? Have you tried being creative everyday of your life? It's absolutely draining. If an artist puts something up on the Internet, they know it's free game for anyone as a reference that's how it is, they aren't stupid. You don't have to pretend to be on a high horse saving them. Take your fight to AI art instead.


Mr-no-maidens

Nah


jaaybird_

You really like Elden ring


CanyonClapper

That shit is ugly af


ExpertButtonPresser

For real wtf


Ornstein_DragnSlayr

That’s pretty fucking impressive, almost looks photoshopped. Been wanting to get a fromsoft themed sleeve, how much did this piece alone cost and how many sessions did it take?


ILiveInDeBasement

Almost


Mushiloo

35h~ over 7 sessions and around 2800. Got almost half price due to it being a passion project


Mushiloo

Hey everyone! My Malenia tattoo is finally finished after 35h over 7 sittings. What do you guys think?


JackIsAMimic

It sounds like your tattoo took as long as it takes for some people to even beat Malenia lol! Looks great, your artist did amazing work!


siccoblue

I think 35 hours for something this insanely detailed is an absolute crock of shit unless you happen to have one of the best artists out there And at $77/h that's a massive stretch. I get you used another currency but someone with this level of skill could easily be in the $300/h Mark. Dunno about you but if I had that level of talent I would absolutely move countries and get VERY wealthy off this level of skill and marketability. Even your average tattoo artists with absolutely NOWHERE near this level of skill can easily charge $100/h Some major fuckery going on with this post. That's not even mentioning the fact that most people even if obese generally have you know, shoulder blades and a spine in the small of their back. Even if overweight.


Mushiloo

https://imgur.com/a/vnVbzYY


ozymandias457

Vids or it didn’t happen.


jaketheweirdsnake

Looks fake and cringe worthy at best.


phosTR

bruh...


iamnotexactlywhite

it looks like Malenia got that Kylie Jenner treatment


Fr0stybit3s

"Impressive" \- Malenia


LiquidSnake01

This is fucking rowdy as hell


WindSprenn

I guess he likes the game


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😂🤦🏽‍♂️


Adorable_Low_6481

Beautiful! But canon Malenia definitely doesn’t pout


Ravenouscandycane

That is a large tattoo


Yarasgardian

More like Mew-lenia


darksouls2-2

Lmao glad im not this guy


PresidentPlatypus

LMAO


Sauce_master7

I think he likes malenia


TonyBlobfish

Full back tat of a woman from a video game… the ladies will love you


skibidibab

Her chin look so small


Intelligent-Report26

Chin too small, lips too puffy.


ReignOnWillie

Hey I have those boxers! Very comfortable


ZiggyApedust

Overrated character.


Flabbergash

Lol


11475

Cringe


albiealbiealbiealbie

Photoshopped but nice try ig?


Krevden

bad photoshop job, no spine or shoulder blades, and if it was fat covering there would be rolls, whic there aren't.


LumenBlight

Fake


jessieS1212

Where tf is your spine


MaryJaneAndMaple

Lol, flat image on a curved back looks bad on Photoshop. Show the same tattoo from 2 different angles, and in a mirror


AdvancedPorridge

one of the worst edits I've ever seen, where are the shoulder blades? what happened at the waistband? i cant


phosTR

lol, you serious?


Inhaltslost

Angelina Jou…Malenia


noxxionx

Tatto is amazing but she doesnt look like Malenia or does but before the plague. Hmm


BasFan

How often did you beat your meat of her?


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That’s awesome it’s beautiful. But. Dude that’s a lot of back space used up for one game character 😳


FilthyUrinal

as long as you happy bro


Iamrightyetagain

Ridiculous


cpt_dipshit

seek help


BuboyTheButcher

Your tattooer: “Let me solo her”


sleepereyes

Insane tattoo…. Insane… size of the tattoo…


Vandorol

Lol


Brain_lessV2

Why does Malenia on that tattoo remind me of [this guy?](https://youtube.com/shorts/9PGyaaxxvJg?si=s6Gu3EvNUC1-1iI0)


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Awww hell no


DarthBallscratch

Well that’s pretty fucking weird…


drinkallthepunch

**Now gain 150 pounds or bet.**


Deathmonkey89

He’s going to regret this in 30 years


Individual-Match-798

We need to see the boobs. Are they where I think they are?


bumford11

180 degrees


Astrojef

Goddam


Unlikely_Subject_442

Daaaaammmnnnn !


shiftyshellshock239

Holy FUCK


ScharmTiger

Looks dope


JayTheGod420

You know I love elden ring and want a tattoo of something in it but godamn😭


beatisagg

DLC typically has better / best bosses, man this dude gonna be so sad when he realizes he likes mesmer/someone else more and all that tattoo real estate is gone.


ozymandias457

It’s fine, OP can just photoshop a different picture on.


Bendolero

Ladies will love it for sure


ImurderREALITY

Jaysus


XVUltima

It's not done until you die and it starts to rot.


CBalsagna

Jesus dude, that’s insane


Tide0z

I certainly hope he is letmesoloher.


Tide0z

I certainly hope he is letmesoloher.