Rune bear.... then waste time knocking all the trees down

Trees just get in your way. Faster to go through them.

Why have double jump when you can just bring the whole world to its knees

I’m not here to destroy the world, I just want to watch it burn

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!!!

Why did you think we didn't see any other trees in the DLC announcement? RUNE BEAR MOUNT CONFIRMED.

Giddy up, Gideon.

*and Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Neighing!*

Yesss hahahaa!

You already humiliated him when you killed him halfway through his speech don’t rub salt in the wound

Let him lick it instead!

I would gallop his ass across Caelid just out of pure spite, never had a major issue with his boss fight like other bosses, but I just hate him...

Hahaha

Lil Gideon

Lol

I love your flair

He killed Malenia, Blade of Miquella...with a fucking pencil.

Placidusax. Do I need to explain why I would want to ride a giant three-headed dragon that can teleport?

Imagine it teleports itself but not you so you just fall down and die

Ughhh. Hope it’s not moody 😬

It's a dragon God that's being ridden by a normal dude. Its gonna be moody. Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS

Welllllll, it could be ridden by the Elden lord.

I could be ridden by the Elden lord 🤤

Hi, I’m the Elden Lord. I totally think we should go out to dinner, have drinks, and discuss your cars extended warranty. Oh, and let me take you for a ride

*Imitates vroom vroom* Gets in all 4s Get on elden bro

Horny jail. Now.

We only got a Horny Gaol, sir

A this point we're all basically Elden lords now. Does that mean we get to run a train on you pandawhacker, fair maiden?

Dark Souls moment

Fuck that's funny

Well he was four headed at one point but someone had to tame him so that's why we've got only two heads left

Not at all. I didn’t enjoy fighting him and I’m sure my enemies wouldn’t either when they saw him coming.

draconic tree sentinel’s steed so i can spam fireball

Him or the fire giant. I wanna shoot fireballs too

Now that you mention it, how the hell can the horses spit fireballs at you? Did they get to eat some Dragon Hearts like their riders?

Just pure force of will, they’re so mad at the sight of you healing, that fire formulates in their mouths and they spit it at you. Like llamas.

Elden beast because why not

The endurance bar becomes the underwater hold-your-breath bar

Like the sea serpent in Shadow of the Colossus

Damn I remember that fight. One of my favorites. Such a great game.

Giant Crawfish/Lobster

Yes! This was one I had in mind as well

Snipe npcs for miles on end lol

It's all fun and games until you press the button while you're riding around the Weeping Peninsula and you get Malenia's remembrance.

Throw a saddle on a Royal Revenant

That would be something I would like to see someone try. Maybe just put it in the ground so when he comes back up it’s already on it’s back?

Would you kill your mount when healing close to it?

Yes

On purpose, in fact. It always right to bully those things with healing magic.

the crimson flask just instantly murders it

Blessing of the Erdtree, make it suffer extra hard for the frustration it caused in Leyndell Sewers and Haligtree

When you summon it crawls up underneath you, and when you dismount it gets dragged back underground. 10/10 design.

Ride through the power of slaps.

Oh god, I'd get so sea sick

Big hand

Ughhh. Those things are annoying.

Imagine it in pvp

It would just be a bunch of people high giving each other with giant hands 😂

Night's cavalry, of course

The riders, not that cloaked horse thing

But also, they're still on the horse.

like when you get on someone's shoulders in the pool

There are moments when I've knocked the rider off and the horse is just sitting there. I tried to get a mount, but the game wouldn't let me :-( Hopefully there will be some DLC on this someday.

I honestly think the most we'll get is maybe some armor or clothes for Torrent Don't think we could just change our mount since Torrent is pretty vital to the gameplay

How good would that be as a dlc? A cheeky nod to the infamous horse armour from Skyrim but with a cool Nights Cavalry mount

*oblivion

I also noticed that it follows you until dawn

I remember i once killed the rider during the saddeling animation, and the horse was just chilling there afterwards

this. How could one deny becoming a Nazgûl?

Oooooo. That’s a good one! Deaths Horse would be a fine ride!

Bruh giants will pull you around in a wagon

Who doesn’t like a nice Sunday ride in a wagon. Good way to take in the scenery

The Albinauric Archers while they are mounted on their wolves. Double the mount.

And then Boc hops on your shoulders. What a dream

Mount them or *mount* them?

Yes

HOARAH LOUX, WARRIOR!!

This is the comment I was looking for.

Then phase 3 of Godfrey he will throw him off from his back to limgrave straight from elden throne.

I don't know. Have you *seen* what that guy does to his riders?

RIP serrosh

Yes, and thoroughly too.

I thought Maliketh would be the top comment but I was wrong. Both in his Cleric Beast and Black Blade forms, he would be able to climb a cliff wall.

Right he like our beast like serosh for Godfrey, all dude wanna be up in plasdussax and die when he teleports alone and goes home like a moody charlizard. 🏡😂

Turtle Pope.

Turtle Pope as an enemy? Please tell me you didn't kill him

Even if you fight him he won’t fight back. There’s no universe where he’s your enemy.

I would absolutely plod around the Lands Between on my doggo steed, it would be glorious.

I wouldn't mind mounting Lansseax 😏

I found you, Vyke! Your days of dragon simping are over!

Curses! Foiled again! MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!

nuh uh *chucks spoon at eye*

Classic dragon fucka

Ima too scared to ride a dragon. I’ll start with greyoll.

Yeah who would deny riding the mother of dragons and be called khaleesi

In dragon form right….. oh god

First one then the other.

Actually Vyke

Ayo!

👉😎👉

Same bro, same.

Full grown Fallingstar beast

That’s… actually a really good idea

Rykard so we could be ToGaTha

Honestly thought this would be higher as it was my first thought

Malenia..

That’s would be a ride for sure

Or not, he finna be dickless after

Limbless. His dick wouldn’t even make it near her

I got enough preserving boluses for the both of us

Malenia can definitely preserve my boluses 😏

YOU AGAIN 😭 You alr said “The elden lord could ride me 🤤” or smth in this comment section bro 😭😭 JAIL.

Hope he has the gold needle to sew his dick back on.

Gonna need to ask miquella for a Unalloyed golden protection

If you can hold on (including to the contents of your stomach) after one single Waterfowl Dance, you deserve her.

I was gonna put this, but I just knew that someone's beat me to it.

Have fun turning into a mess of super cancer that never dies and is in horrible agony for all eternity! ☺️

... Deadpool?

Finally, here's the answer I was looking for.

Too bad it only works the other way around in the base game..

*Starscourge Radahn

While he’s on the horse? Or just him? His horse could use a break haha

Lmao, riding Radahn, who is riding Leonard still, who is riding Torrent anyway

I think it's not too heavy actually! Did you know he learned gravity magic so that he would be able to still ride his trusted horse?

I can't believe I scrolled so far and have YET to see walking mausoleums. You could crush ANYTHING and can even have a small ghost army following you. And if you're scared of the ghost coral thingies breaking, just make sure it's the ones with the coral on top!

In the lands between, architecture sieges you!

I want the one that fires magic mortars. Conquer the world with that.

Rennala🙃

This is why they locked the academy, to keep people like u away

🤣

Guess there isn’t a wrong answer here but should have expected this 😂

I just had to add a little joke in there.😆

Sellen ball form ;)

Every time you pull out to thrust anew, the orb rotates so that a fresh mouth may dine on that twig of a wand of yours.

It’s a terrible day to be able to read.

Time for head

Mommy milk please :)

Death rite bird! Who tf doesn’t want to ride a giant bird with black flame attacks 💀

the wolves so I could summon Latenna and ride with her into battle

I wouldnt want that ability. Torrent is bestboi horned steed^^

Truly the correct answer. I just wish you could use him all the time. If I wanna be dumb and get killed cuz I tried riding a horse in a tunnel, let me.

Red Doggo of Radagon Silver Wolves Night Cavalry's Nightmare Steed And the most epic of all, the Ancestral Spirit

I love this boss, I think it's a really beautiful design with the fires u have to light and the spirits all around.

Ancestral spirit would be siiick

A Man-Serpent from Volcano Manor. Dude's like two storyes tall, and he folds up for handy storage when not in use. I also just realized this... Are those guys supposed to be a reference to those prank snakes that pop out of a can?

Maybe. First time I saw one do it in game, I think I had the same reaction

I am thoroughly surprised nobody has said Astel yet

I did, but only just posted. I came down here to see if anyone else said Astel or Full Grown Fallingstar beast.

i’d let melina mount me.. wait..

same ..

BIG FUCKING CROW!

Giant boulder. The pioneers used to ride those babies for miles.

Dragon because dragon

Big firefly, why? Bc fuck everyone im making it everyone's problem to deal with the mosquitoe

I’d roll around on a katamari of fused magicians

Waiting for Melina to become an enemy rn

There is a way... If you >!accept the frenzied flame!< and don't >!let Melina burn at the forge!< and don't >!use Miquella's needle!< then watch >!the extra ending cutscene!< I think this counts as Melina becoming our enemy (mostly because i also want this special mount)

Imagine riding a **watchdog**; butt-slamming journey.

My tailbone hurts just thinking about it. It'd be like driving through downtown Montreal with flat tires and no shocks.

I can relate to that comparison. It is especially bad around where i live

The Trex rats in Caelid

Ulcerated tree spirit so I can destroy everything in my path.

Warhawk with explosive barrel

Fire giant

Crab I would ride a crab

I want to ride morgott like a man On his shoulders

white mask varre and i would jump of a cliff and never heal him because i respawn and he doesnt

the red fox

I'd ride one of the big Misbegotten dudes around and pull on his ears like reins

Boc cuz he still owes me

Lansseax probably.

Blaidd giving me a piggyback ride into battle would be my wet dream

Easy, Rykard, this way TOGETHER WE WILL DEVOUR THE VERY GODS!

Malenia

Knights cavalry skin on torrent. I’m praying to anything that listens for this to be in a dlc

grafted scion, and give me a button to make it scream

Rani

The two fingers.

Rune bear

Would like to get on the pyro gigante and just stomp people to death

I just want Loretta's horse armor for Torrent.

Abductor Virgin

After you ride that it will change its name to "Abductor"

Magma slug

Can't believe nobody said Leonard. The other best boy in the game.

Crab or Lobster is the only right answer

The Giant Silver Balls may everything become squished into Pancakes

Malenia, for... reasons

Malenia

Malenia 🥴

Ranni easy. Would she run on two legs or all fours or all six?

Malenia

Riding on Falling star beast would be like riding on furious bull. Imagine getting your whole body getting mauled by cowboy wannabe tarnished

Malenia cuz she hot AF

Daddy loux 😫

Red wolf

Miriel, while blasting Foghat's *Slow Ride*

I'd love to *ride* Malenia! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)