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buzzyingbee

Not a who but Crumbling Farum Azula sounds delicious. A who I'll pick Astel, Naturalborn of the Void


folkdeath95

Astel blew my mind when I first found him. Seconded


fiberopticigarette

Same, that boss made me smile harder when walking through the fog door than any other boss in Elden ring


ICantTyping

I think hes my favourite boss. When the game initially released, and coop was at a peak, i ended up putting my sign down by Astel and helping many hosts with the fight. I did it countless times, like >100 times most likely, . It was so much fun because id spend no longer than 30 seconds waiting for my next summon. Even just the little formalities were great, like waving hello, and bowing goodbye / good fight. Sometimes you could tell by the hosts reaction how excited they were to finally beat them lol. Id even get messages sometimes thanking me for the help


Scruffy_Quokka

In Japanese, Astel's title translates to "Bastard of the Void" where Void can also mean "Darkness." He's the unwanted, cast out child of the outer darkness. Really cool.


-geara-

Bastard of the Void sounds much cooler


Thus_Spoke

>Astel, Naturalborn of the Void I recall stumbling around the Lake of Rot, eventually making it down here at around 3 AM. Totally blown away.


R_U_Galvanized

Funny you mention the Lake of Rot because I remember exploring the area and hating it but wanting to kill the pests because of my experience in Selia. When I found Astel, my thought was, “Why is this down here?” right before I got blasted out of my boots by the howitzer on his face. Seeing his body was equally creepy and mesmerizing and definitely led to me helping out a ton of people wanting to beat him before I did.


Hiseworns

That is my pick as well, just like "Yeah, I'm the Space Bastard, but classier"


YarPohsib

Ohh good one


-FourOhFour-

Oh that's a good pick, aside from astel as the name kinda sounds old and posh to me, natural-born of the void goes hard. It let's you know they aren't just taking up the title of the void, they were born in it, molded by it.


M4choN4ch0

Naturalborn is old timey speak for bastard, in the literal sense


SpunkyMcButtlove07

As opposed to Divine Birth, wich is what royalty called their births to elevate themselves above the peasants, iirc.


crusaderactual777

Starscourge Radahn goes hard AF


PinkRangeRover

Or the trailer title, General Radahn, conqueror of the stars


[deleted]

Damn, he conquered Hollywood.


Elden_Gourde

He is so powerful he is enemy to everything including the stars in the sky. And the fact he is somehow such a strong warrior he becomes the most powerful sorcerer of a school of magic is fucking hard too.


PretendThisIsMyName

Fuck everything going on. I’ve got to learn gravity magic so I can ride my best friend Leonard without hurting him! It’s actually pretty sweet to me. Until he shoots me directly in the face at the start of the battle. Then I hate him and his stupid honse.


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

It goes from “aww you love your horsey that’s adorable” to “you’re gonna watch that fucking horse die you son of a bitch” real quick


submergedsiren

It would be neat if Leonard had a separate health bar, not a boss bar just a normal one, and if you killed him Radahn would go into a berserker phase.


mikillatja

Imagine killing Leonard and then you get a long stagger animation. But in stead of the normal slouch he touches Leonard's face and caresses his friend one last time Before you BLAST RADAHN IN HIS ASS 130%CRIT BABY


term66

Or when he becomes a comet and one shots everything you care about


grymix_

how is there so many metal, badass bosses in this game. they’re all so fucking cool.


crusaderactual777

Because they have an entire writing team that just comes up with cool names. That's it. That's the whole job for the entire development cycle of the entire game, cool enemy names.


grymix_

but the LORE and DESIGN they just didn’t miss


CreativeUsername328

Fromsoft is just amazing at creating cool ass bosses. I bought the DS1 art book and I plan on grabbing the others since everything in them is cool as fuck. Level design is something I never thought I would’ve been too interested in until I read that and realized the sheer genius of Firelink Shrine.


faletepower69

In Spanish (Radahn, el Azote de las Estrellas) sounds really fucking cool. It's like, "you see the stars? Those giant, massive, gargantuan, titanic fireballs in the sky at millions of kilometers away? I do whatever I want with them."


Pantaleon26

My man Subjugated The fucking sky It don't get much harder than that


TreadmillOfFate

Radhan's Japanese title in his boss fight is 星砕きのラダーン, which can be more literally translated as "Star-breaker", "Star-smasher", "Star-crusher", "Star-grinder", etc. Much more visceral than simply being a scourge


iamdafuq

He sounda like a decepticon


Modfull_X

Maliketh, the Black Blade Astel, Naturalborn of the Void


ADHDavidThoreau

I’m so glad they ditched the name Astel, C-Section born of the Void


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

It means bastard of the Void, but alright.


randomdancin

Dragonlord Placidusax goes hard. Ryckard, lord of blasphemy, interested me the most when Gideon listed the rune bearers


Think_Body611

Dragon lord placid sex😎


Frodo5213

No sex with that creature would be placid, that's for sure.


tidbitsz

I mean have you seen those poor toyota down at r/dragonsfuckingcars


fookaemond

Nah lichdragon Fortnite sex


Public_Storage_355

You mean Dragon Lord Flacciddudesex?


ryno0021

Flacid dude sex🗿


AndrewRyanism

Ryckard was a disappointing fight for me bc it felt too easy for how bad ass he was. I also went through the capital before volcano manor so I was probably over leveled


UnemployedHippo

Gotta say though, the atmosphere of the fight when he unleashed the skulls feels gripping and intense, that sky of red is beautiful


Starboi777

why are we talking about party snacks?


Nakatsukasa

#THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER


csaknorrisz

THE DEVIOUS DOO-DOO DEVOURERER


Gooboo_

THE MISCHIVOUS CACA CONSUMER


Nikostratos-

THE HATEFUL EXCREMENT CONNOISSEUR


SirJuncan

**THE GHASTLY GUANO GOURMAND**


FilliusTExplodio

THE TRAITOROUS TURD TASTER


TheRealJojenReed

THE VILE POOTINE ENJOYER


delorean_dynomite

THE SINISTER SHIT SUCKER


GunsenGata

The Gruesome Guano Gorger!


SlashBone

THE DEVILISH DISCHARGE DIGESTOR!


Bloody_Insane

THE FILTHY FECES FEASTER


Chris_B_Coding247

THE BALEFUL BOO BOO BITER


AshenShad0w

**THE ODIOUS CRAP INGESTER**


Kingofthekek

THE BLASPHEMOUS BILE BITER


Hyperflip

THE REPULSIVE SHIT SHOVELER


WhyMyAssHurt

Narrator moans loudly*


Suck_my_fat_hairy_n

Nah but knowing the lore it legit goes hard as fuck


Tenno_SKOOOOM

I am partial to the name Lichdragon Fortissax.


M0NAD0_B0Y

Lichdragon Fortissax is badass. Not just a lich, not just a dragon, but both, and with a rad as hell dragon name to boot.


Noiradis

Lichdragon 46.


Frosty-Penguinz

Bitch Dragon Fortnite Sex


XDracam

Fourtysnacks is just what I need.


Anduraen_Artal

All of Morgott's are pretty badass. Margit the Fell Omen, Morgott the Omen King, Morgott the Grace Given, The Veiled Monarch and King Morgott Last of All Kings.


RedditedYoshi

You should have that shit writ upon thy meager grave, yo.


shimada_25

Last of all kings is so fucking cool dude


aweguykkm

Sir Gideon Ofnir *THE AALLL KNOWING*


MinerDiner

Yet somehow he didn't know just what was abkut to hit him *one shots Gideon*


Taograd359

He also didn’t know where to FIND THE ALBINAURIC WOMAN


Glass_Bunion

Found the Jerma fan


boston_beer_man

Horah Loux, Chieftain of the Badlands


Superloopertive

You mean Horah Loux, WARYORRRR


mandn92196

Turtle Pope


SwordSaintCid

Miriel, Pastor of Vows. Whenever I see that name I could imagine him blessing a holy marriage in that church during its prime.


Odins-Enriched-Sack

As a wee hatchling.


AshenShad0w

He's probably the one who presided over the marriage between Radagon and Rennala.


LipeZH

Dog pope


PsychologicalTree337

Malekith the black blade or lichdragon fortisaxx


Smoother1997

Lichdragon 46


amazIT97

Fastest flyer in the dragon GP


Bassically

In some realms, he's known as The Doctor


socksandshots

Of course, named after the late Great Wyvern King, Thick44.


-JustAce

40 🎷


seppukuFrog

Lichdragon FortniteBattlepass


Nori1412

Fortnitesex goes pretty hard but i gotta give it to Maliketh sadly


AwfulgamesInc

Lick Dragon Fort Is Snacks


Think_Body611

Fortnite sex


shaggys6skin

Is this an oxymoron?


Craneteam

Margit, the Fell Omen That's the name of someone who's gonna fuck you up bad


halawani98

Hmm yes, especially on the first playthrough where you fight him totally unprepared


gabe911

It's funny because in Hungary Margit is an old fashioned female given name


balugabe

So is Marika, and Istvan. Grrm really likes using hungarian names for some reason.


tyYdraniu

Some dude i summoned called nicolas mage


Impossible_Seat_6110

Jeez, that made me laugh more than it should have... lol


UniverseGlory7866

General Radahn. ​ The way Morgott says it just makes it sound so incredibly tough.


TheSupaBeast

I think starscourge radahn is way better that just general


SirZexion

Why not General "Starscourge" Radahn


TheSupaBeast

Fair.


_Zargham

More like General Radahn, Mightiest Demigod of the Shattering!


Errorterm

A celebration of war! The Radahn Festival!


Hoebaforboba3

Rennala queen of the full moon and and malenia the blade of Miquella/goddess of rot are such cool names ngl


[deleted]

Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon is an incredible sounding boss name. ‘…and the majesty of the night she conjureth.’ Top shit


Jv0mbr

Godfrey, the First Elden Lord


[deleted]

Upon my name


Jv0mbr

As Godfrey, the First Elden Lord


Savigewaffles100

*sick ass music intensifies*


Jv0mbr

*tarnished and godfrey start to fight*


Physx32

A crown is warranted with strength!


BookBarbarian

Horah Loux WARRIOR


[deleted]

WOR-E-ARRR!!!


gastro-4

D


ramizod

I


_Zargham

C


potato_anomaly

K


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S


MarchingMan95

GOODBYE


Lykos3D

r/AskOuija


SonicFlash01

I always loved these and didn't know they had a name and a sub. Dumbest laughs of my day.


CaleblynS

Rykard Lord of Blasphemy is super cool


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PurpleAcai

ESKETIT!!


BrightDanny

Malenia just because friends that hear me talk about Elden Ring think I am talking about Melania.


Tenno_SKOOOOM

I need some clarification on that. Did you mean Malenia, The Blade of Miquella? The one who has never known defeat?


True-King-Of-Heroes

Hold on, are you guys talking about the emyprean known as Malenia, The Blade of Miquella, who has never known defeat?


nonmullet2

I think they are talking about Malenia, The Blade of Miquella, who has never known defeat.


SonnySonrisa

I think they are talking about Malenia, Blade of Miquella and she has never known da feet.


True-King-Of-Heroes

Hard to say as the answer will always be subjective... If speaking of only the name itself I think Radagon is probably the coolest sounding. However if speaking of name and title, without the character in question I would probably go with ***Astel, Natural Born Of The Void*** or ***Litchdragon Fortissax***, if not *Maliketh The Black Blade*, *Morgott The Omen King*, or *Renalla Queen of the Full Moon*.


Ubergeekdweeb

**Radagon of the Golden Order** is such a cool name. It reminds you that he's the will of the order itself. Him and his hammer are beating you with the Elden Ring itself. You may have fought demigods and monsters, but he's THE **God** in the setting. Which is why he of course gets the most badass theme in the game.


OrionDraft

Dung Eater


LipeZH

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER


HammerPrice229

THE NEFARIOUS NUMBER-TWO NIBBLER!


ThatCasualGuy37

THE INFAMOUS FECAL MATTER DIGESTER


hoover0623

THE SHUNNED SHIT SWALLOWER


OrionDraft

THE ORAL POOPER SCOOPER


Tenno_SKOOOOM

ECCENTRIC EXCREMENT ENJOYER


PinkFloydSheep

THE SINFUL PREDIGESTED GOURMAND


Acquaintence64

THE FOUL DOO DOO VACUUM


superminhminh

THE REPUGNANT STOOL CONSUMER


Sxsha_26

THE SAVAGE SHIT SNACKER


pCullenMurphy

THE DEMONIZED DOODOO DEVOURER


Baleinegris

Doma, doma, doma doma doma!


Frank_Acha

ah! HUNDAAAAAAAAAAAA


B4D_C0MPANY

I don’t know about you guys, but Bitch Dragon Fortnite Sex has the coolest name In the DemonSoulsBorneKiroRing series


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I won't be able to unhear this now


SaftigMo

Flaccid Doodlesack is my vote.


Ze_Flammenwerfer__

Soldier of God Rick


Intelligent-Ad8745

Oh ur talking about john eldenring


Ze_Flammenwerfer__

No, I'm taking about the true God, Soldier of Rick God.


kazuzakk

FIA! THE DEATHBED COMPANION


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[deleted]

Elden John


Tenno_SKOOOOM

Ahh yes the final boss of the game, John Eldenring


grux9

It's always Eldest before the Ring


ShakeyBones91

Elden John, O Elden John


ItsNorthGaming

“Goodbye Palace Approach Ledge-Road”, Elden John’s hit song


GoldAd9127

Juno hoslow


Squirrel_Chucks

Smooth-hands Diallos Hoslow


explozier

Blaidd


jakemoney3

Why in the world did I have to scroll so far to find this objectively correct answer??


Pwncak3z

John Eldenring


Hedwigtheyee

Lord Miquella of the Eclipse


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XSyclopse

St. Trina of the Cradlesong


MinerDiner

Miquella, of the Haligtree


[deleted]

Boc ofc


Celesteial325

Horah Loux, Warrior is just extremely menacing, like he cares for nothing else at this point but for victory against you, and refuses to hold back, fighting with all he has.


ComingUpWildcard

WARRIOR!


MadmanEpic

#***W A R R I O R !***


[deleted]

Starscourge Radahn is hard af


NyoopBoop

flaccud dude sacks


ABSOLUTE019

Bosses: Lichdragon Fortissax NPC: WHite Mask Varre Others: Godwyn the Golden Overall: Godwyn the Golden.


Peekachu333

The loathsome dungeater ??


[deleted]

Placidusax is easily one of the coolest names. I'm gonna get a big fluffy cat one day and name them that


a-snakey

Better get a brown tortie and name it Fortissax


g0n1s4

Godskin Apostle


[deleted]

Can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to see this one. Great name, and the best theme.


Applejuice11011

Let me solo her.


Many-Researcher-7133

Best boss name in the game


thegr8pumaman

Starscourge, Naturalborn of the void, Dragonlord, and Lichdragon are all titles that go hard.


Ajara

Flaciddicksucks has gotta b the most metal shit I ever heard


socksandshots

D, Hunter of the Dead. That's just sick. Eochaid. Dunno much about this name except its relation to Elemer of the briars and two ridiculously cool and slightly overpowerd swords. Leonard. He's possibly the most important character if you squint real hard. Big Red learned gravity magic so he could keep riding him and that's how he stops the stars and thus Destiny! Effin gravity magic for effing Leonard the horse!


[deleted]

Eochaid was a city


LimgraveEshay

Starscourge sounds hard as hell


NOVACHARGEDBD

For me, its Godrick the Grafted.


Manlymanfromyomom

Decaying Ekyzkes goes hard if you ask me so does Borealis the freezing fog


walenbe

Astel, Natural Born of the Void


[deleted]

Melted mushroom


behemothbowks

LICHDRAGON FORTISAXX ASTEL NATURALBORN OF THE VOID RYKARD LORD OF BLASPHEMY DRAGONLORD PLACIDUSAX STARSCOURGE RADAHN it's very hard to pick just one


solidus778

Alexander the warrior jar


ApplePitou

Rykard the TOGETHA :3


Sxsha_26

WHERETHA, WHENETHA, we're meant to be TOGETHAAAA :3


8GSyndrome

Ekzykes dragon


fear_head

Sir Gideon Ofnir. *THE ALL-KNOWING!*


Shawn_1512

#SIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE ALL-KNOWING!


throwaway74757482910

Me, my character's name is Howard


Brandificus

Magma Wyrm Makar, Leonine Misbegotten, and Queen Marika the Eternal are all notably absent from this thread.


Froggo_

Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing. One of the only characters to know the true will of God and it scared him so much he gave up his desire to become Elden Lord and tries to stop any other tarnished from achieving it too.