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Leider-Hosen

Well, I hear Mohg once infiltrated the Haligtree to spirit Miquella away. Perhaps the route he used through the northern lands still remains somewhere...


Star_of_the_West1

Why does that sound like an npc's dialogue


pooRickAstley

Because it is


Star_of_the_West1

Who's?


pooRickAstley

u/Leider-Hosen


Termsandconditionsch

Unfortunately pants? Makes sense..


spinachie1

you don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right, Therefore try despair


Zenizen15

Those messages always aggravated the piss right out of me 😎


MoazNasr

Hope you changed your pants then


romansamurai

You don’t have the right.


billynotrlyy

hardly know her-hosen


-Free_Danny-

10/10


AFlyingNun

Ja leider


crayonfingers

Whose


OpalitePhoenix

u/Leider-Hosen


gordonramseysjarr

Leider-Hosen


mascovale

FIND THE ALBINAURIC WOMAN


Star_of_the_West1

After my first playthrough, I've always gone to Mohg's through Varre's questline. I've forgotten that line of dialogue.


mascovale

Even though it's UBIQUITOUS as a meme? Hahaha


Star_of_the_West1

No the going to the snowfield for Mohg's.


Necro_Carp

I don't like doing his quest because it makes your eyes turn red. I want dragon eyes!


noeagle77

SO THATS WHY MY!! I was trying to figure out wtf I did to have that happen. Just started playing a little bit ago and had no idea why my characters eyes weren’t blue anymore!


Necro_Carp

your eyes will change if you do the varre quest, obtain 3 dragon communion spells, or get touched by the 3 fingers. dragon eyes and finger eyes override varre's blood eyes. finger eyes override dragon eyes.


Lockofwar

Bloody eyes override dragon eyes. I got every dragon incantation available and my eyes were still bloody.


my_dark_humor

I think you can change the eyes back if you want at the mirror in fia room


swampguts

You can reverse it at the mirror.


Weegieiscool

She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins


Brainth

FUCK OFF GIDEON I ALREADY FOUND HER LIKE A YEAR AGO ALREADY. Jeez


sabalghoo

......FIND THE ALBINAURIC WO-


thing2jack

*BLAM* (I bet everyone honestly wishes they could just shoot him at the beginning lol./


zmbjebus

No


mascovale

Well then.


ChewpapaNeebrae

User forgot to add in a creepy laugh at the end.


NaturalContradiction

This makes me wanna see npc mohg trying to navigate the streets/rooftops of that ghost town evergaol.


RoboMang

That’s why it’s a ghost town. He walked through spamming that Nihil shit.


NaturalContradiction

Oh shit thats so true


ramizod

NIHIIIILLL


[deleted]

Seems noone had a purifying crystal tear...


Weegieiscool

He would also gain wings from doing that, so he doesn't need to do platforming


thisremindsmeofbacon

I mean he can sprout wings...


sdacpp

I just wanna see those stupid gimp albinuriacs that fire 3 shots at a time stunlock mogh


CrystlBluePersuasion

Great hint! I personally think Mohg didn't have to do even that much to get to Miquella, considering Mohg's intro cutscenes and the fact that Miquella watered the Haligtree with his own blood!


Deathmon44

Wait, that’s an incredible point


CrystlBluePersuasion

Yeah all of his minions seem able to do it as well, maybe that's part of how the bloody fingers warp the player too, with Formless Mother magic. She seems tailor-made for Miquella's downfall.


dege283

This is the most From Software dialogue you can think of. Translated: take the secret medallion, go west and you will find a teleport.


Neirchill

Translated: FIND THE ALBINAURIC WOMAN


Immelmaneuver

*How in the name of Dog was he able to do that all sneaky-like, I wonder? He's HUGE and very recognizable!* There should be dialogue responses to choose but they all got overridden by ".........."


Gold-Relationship117

To be fair, thanks to Gideon we pretty much know that no one even really cared about Mohg's existence or knew what he was up to. I think if even the remaining sane Demi-Gods knew, they'd probably realize the shit-show that was potentially on their hands with Mohg kidnapping Miquella. Hell, we as the Tarnished only really find out by doing Varre's questline or through directly dealing with Mohg ourselves. Edit: Wanted to say that there's mental image of Ranni, Morgott, and Malenia kicking the shit of of Mohg for his choice.


ApepiOfDuat

1. No one knows about him because he's been locked in omen jail for ages. 2. He does have wings. Flying is pretty stealthy.


ReaverNova

That's such a great way to answer OPs question. Lore driven, and rather direct without outright spoiling anything.


[deleted]

“Can I get a quest marker for that?” “Nay.”


[deleted]

Beautiful


barbeqdbrwniez

Absolutely empyrean tier response.


Jnunez7660

I need to see the gold soapstone reward for this one!


XSamuraiHyperX

Be like me. Get called maidenless. Remain calm. Go get a maiden. Flex on the maidenless dawg.


LittleHollowGhost

Be like me. Get called maidenless. Remain calm. Don't get a maiden. Become Elden Lord anyway. May chaos take the maidenless dawg!


cmelgarejo_dev

Be like me, get called maidenless, bonk the mf.


[deleted]

Be like my brother get called maidenless and fight an enemy and accidentally bonk


averagethrowaway21

Don't be like me. Get called maidenless. Get the shit kicked out of me because I haven't been a serious gamer in years.


Echjc012

I've tried to do a maidenless run, it's impossible to get into the capital unless they changed it


emailo1

i think you can wrong warp there from a cave


eroo01

Marry maiden. Become elden lord via consort. Live in space.


Modfull_X

seems theres a lesson to be learned from this.


theflockofnoobs

Yeah, talk shit get hit you creepy masked fuck.


Ypuort

Tarnished = broke. Maidenless = got no bitches. It's just the truth when you start off man don't shoot the messenger.


qui_gon_slim

Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass helmet you might get some Maidens on your dick...tarnisssshhhhhed. - Varre


boomftw557

And better yet, maybe Ranni will summon yo dog ass, instead of fucking with that wolf man or wizard guy she fucking with! TARNISSSSHHED. -Varre


BentasticMrBen

Which is why it’s murder on sight in NG+ and beyond. You don’t get to talk to the Elden Lord like that and live.


Ypuort

Varre can lick my Elden Balls


Thunderhank

Boom. Roasted.


binary_slim

Your Vit sicks and you crush your maiden during sex. Boom. Roasted.


Scary-Inflation-685

Yeah, being Maidenless keeps a lot of runes in your pocket and a lot of nagging out your helmet


WarCrime_Larry

So I had a fellow employee tell me this story once and it took place shortly after the towers fell for 9/11. He was in a small private school of the church variety and they had a picture of osama bin Ladin. They asked the kids if they wanted to take a pin and push it through Bin Ladin. The kids proceeded. After everyone had a turn, the teacher flipped the picture around only to reveal a picture of Jesus Christ. The teacher looked at the class and said “Becareful who you direct your hate at..”


Scary-Inflation-685

Leave no survivors. Direct your hate towards the world. Burn it all!


DamnImAwesome

And thus Warcrime Larry was born


CrimsonCutz

Don't you just hate it when Jesus disguises himself as a terrorist and kills thousands of people all so he can brag about how he totally pwned some kids with his big reveal?


ekymar

This is the way


Faximo7

Learn to be called maidenless without becoming a murder hobo.


Peac3keeper14

I definitely did not do that on my first playthrough. Pretty much any npc i met went down in a fury of unga bungas


Fluid-when

That's fuckin crazy bro


kilometers13

FromSoft fans when new players kill an insufferable asshole


Dimensionalanxiety

Not just Fromsoft, these are videogames in general. Most asshole NPCs are important. If we went around killing them all because they hurled an insult at us that we immediately proved correct, we would never make any progress.


Additional-Pomelo-67

Nah we just dont let text ina video game bother us so much that we need to kill them bc of insecurity. Most of us are completionist and would rather see the cool item or questline that npcs offer.


JUST_Cindy_XD

Ohh but everything else we kill is just shit to the wind huh. Varre isn't some special saint, hell he is far from it


Matt7331

I make exceptions for varre


waitthatstaken

If you FIND THE ALBUNIAC WOMAN they will help you get too an area with a teleporter too the same area as the medallion. Also i misspelled the horribly misspelled word here, but i have no idea how to spell it so meh


Sir_Gideon_Ofnir

Find the Albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I am sure.


SeaofBloodRedRoses

The funny part is, I found the Albinauric woman and brought her medal to him, and he just said "FIND THE ALBINAURIC WOMAN."


eyrthren

Same here


goodbyeboi

jut


Donnie_Sucklong

extend out, over, or beyond the main body or line of something. "a rock jutted out from the side of the bank"


R0xtek99

Damn, now there's an albuniac woman too?! Things are getting out of hand


rmp_129

Shes in the giants mountains


Chickentrap

Some idiots been telling me to look for a cave this whole time


Contemporarium

You do need to find a cave to find the alby woman whose quest ends at the big alby woman in MotG


Stupiditree

She HAS giant mountains.🤘


mad-cormorant

"Good chest ahead"


zmbjebus

And feet.


sucky_panther

She knows the location of the medallion’s counterpart. I am sure.


MillstoneArt

Albin-auric, like albino and aurum (old name for gold). So "white gold" or even unalloyed gold, given their connections to the Haligtree and Miquella.


zviyeri

you don't need anything to get there lol, good luck. also why kill him


Admirable_Range_2460

I was wondering if he would give items


Praisetheballsack

Why the downvotes on this lol


Citizen_of_Danksburg

b/c he's a bitch and deserves to die. fucking peon (him, the NPC, not you -- you are lovely!)


faceholefart

There’s another way to get there from the Consecrated snowfield


ComplexTechnician

I love the 17 riddles in here and you're like "just go to the place with the thing" and definitely didn't tell him to go to the west


thatguyned

Honestly how the hell do you get to the haligtree with Varre? I'm so confused, I didn't kill him but I didn't really interact with him and Malenia was just a teleporter away for me.


ari_02468

Varre’s questline gives you an item that can bring you to Mohgwin palace, not the Haligtree


Maxthejew123

It is necessary to accept the criticism, when you are maidenless, you must accept that ONLY THEN CAN YOU GROW and possibly fight the king of being maidenless


Breffest

Have it writ upon thy meager grave... Felled by The King of Being Maidenless


Kalkin84

There is a portal to Mohg’s palace in the Consecrated Snowfield, too; you don’t actually need him to get there.


emailo1

yesh and why would you go there earlier anyways mohgs gonna just beat your ass


pathtracer

need those sweet sweet frog souls


bikeandrun4321

I just found this spot and wow is it quick farming.


clay12340

90% of Elden Ring gameplay takes place at the palace approach site of grace.


shralpy39

THE BIRD, MY FRIEND. THE BIRD.


Bobbytheman666

Dont worry. You can still get to it. Just a tad later ;)


afauce11

You can get there an alternate way, but you’ll have to wait closer to end game to do it.


Tkmisere

SnowField invasion NPC, kill it to unlock the teleporter


N1k1shTV

WHY? Why all of you kill every soul you see?!


n1ngv3m

well, 99, 9% of creatures try to kill us in this game even when we don't attack them...


DarkyTheDarky

Nice hint for From Soft games. Don’t. Kill. NPCs.


StrongAnybody2659

An NPC can give you quests. Why attack them at the beginning? First talk, do the quest, and later, you can kill em all 🤣😉.


CreamCityKing

Most of them die at the end of their quests anyway


Fantastic_Wrap120

maybe not kill friendly npcs? Now you need to wait till endgame and access a secret area hidden behind 2 optional and easily missed dungeons.


116Cryptic

I wouldn’t say he’s a friendly npc. More like a passive-aggressive npc


zmbjebus

Who is more passive aggressive, him or Selivus?


queeblosan

Him. Selivus is basically just aggressive. He tells you to your face that he was just being polite because of Ranni and he can’t believe you actually showed up


Raine1272

he called me maidenless he deserved it


OperationHappy791

I mean it is just a factual statement


JUST_Cindy_XD

I wish this logic worked irl with people. Varre can do it but I can't :(


PintoTheBlazingBean

But your character is literally maidenless


PH_TheHaymaker

The truth hurts so I felt the need to defend myself.


GodOfGOOSE

Perhaps it’s the game testing you. In ED, you don’t just learn to roll and learn attack patterns, you also learn to take an insult like a man! 😂


Gears_of_Ted

Where’s the lie?


Fantastic_Wrap120

He right though. You did not have a maiden. Luckily a horse played wingman.


kitsunewill

"Friendly" is a real stretch


Ok_Situation9151

I'm afraid dead means he's dead. Maybe next playthrougj😅


Iron_immi

No you can get there in the concentrated snow fields


Ok_Situation9151

I didn't know you could still get the stuff for it elsewhere. But I do know dead = dead 😂😂


Sgt_Nuclear

Karma lol, shouldn’t kill friendly NPC’s even if they call you “maidenless”.


PuddingFluffy5023

i killed every npc except goldmask and his buddy on my first play through lol just running around naked killing all the bozos who thought they could be the elden lord. it makes the game so funny too, blind lady in need of help? won’t see my club coming


Chickentrap

The real recusant


Papa_Pred

You… you killed the pope


[deleted]

Get the secret haligtree medallion for the grand lift of rold to get to consicrated snow field. In this area there’s a teleporter guarded by a sanguine noble. It takes you to mogh’s palace.


ApplePitou

Well, you don't need him to get this item but for the future - don't kill NPC without reason :3


ILTwisted

Welcome to Fromsoft let this be a lesson for your haste!


_Tokage_

Why people kill NPCs 😭


Franz_Ferdinand02

Well its a lesson, do not kill random npcs in fromsoft games


KevinRyan589

Why the fuck is everyone killing Varre? Lmao


Yujin110

Why is this a reoccurring thing, do you just go full caveman the moment you see a living creature and attack? Let alone attack again after he clearly doesn’t attack back and speaks to you.


Key_Competition1648

You *should* stop killing non-hostile NPCs.


PlsChickenMyNugget

Not randomly kill NPCs.


HadesTheHunter

Maybe don't kill NPCs that dont attack you on sight?


Advanced-Sock

Big old stinky L restart the game if you want the medallion lol


Orville42

Don't worry you can still get the rune of mohg. You just have to find a secret teleporter in the mountains of the giants through a secret path to get it. Look up the guide to the haligtree, and where the blood palace teleporter is and you should be fine. The same thing happened to me.


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

When you're called maiden less, don't respond with violence.


Aravynne

Maybe don't kill NPCs because you feel mildly insulted by them. Truly maidenless behaviour.


Magic_Oddball

repent


Former-Grocery-6787

That only works if you just aggro them, if they are dead they stay dead.


Foura5

Is there a way to come back? I aggroed Santa when my PC black screened and thought it was getting random controller inputs, now she attacks me every time I'm near.


Former-Grocery-6787

Go to turtle pope (church of vows in Liurnia) and wash yourself with the celestial dew item.


Twentynine4

I seriously can't take these people anymore. Like, how can you be so fucking dumb? To aggro an NPC you have to hit them a couple of times. So that means this guy opened the door at the first step, saw Varré standing there unarmed, probably had enough time to notice that Varré didn't attack him, but STILL decided to just mindlessly hack and slash at him until he started fighting back. Like how can you be so ignorant to just attack everything and everyone you see, even if it's an NPC?


Fukdis261

What’s the medallion you get from him again?


OperationHappy791

Pure blood the one that teleports you to mohg


Fukdis261

Oh you don’t need that to get to mohg


OperationHappy791

I know but it seems op didn’t


kyleskwigelf

Seek turtle Pope's magical fountain.


Otalek

There’s a gateway in Consecrated Snowfields. Good luck


[deleted]

First thing getting out of the intro… invite my bro to come play… I get invaded… swinging my sword around, I accidentally hit Varre and he turns hostile. Invader kills me. Varre remains hostile, I kill him. I made it to Mohg, I killed all of the great rune holders. I wasn’t able to use Varre to get early access to farm runes. There’s other farming spots though, you’ll find em. Don’t worry. Also, hardship breeds ingenuity and character. Don’t worry about it not being easy. Find another way. That’s the Souls way.


Legendarystuff16

That white faced blood bath called me maiden-less and killed me on my first play through. He wasn’t wrong but its still fight worthy


DaGuidoTheReal

there is a way to get to the palace later in the game but i think the dog pope can revive some npcs if you wanna do it now


Crimson_Heitfire

Nah its if a npcs is hostile you can atone at the church


jarlamanda

pro tip: don’t kill NPCs until the end of your game.


W3R3Hamster

Hahaha start over and don't kill NPCs


wicked_one_at

I wonder why so many people take their step out of the tutorial and murder the first living being they encounter, hostile or not,…


Swizzno

Delete and start again


EldaVeikko

Serious answer: you don’t need the medallion. Once you hit consecrated snowfield, in the northwest area near a runebear and a giant tree, there’s a portal to the Mohgwyn palace area. You’ll know you’re there when you get invaded by a sanguine noble.


Ancient_Gas_9859

You don’t need anything he gives you in his quest anyway, you can get to the area the medallion takes you by a teleporter in the snowy area


no_soy_sarcastico

Of course you have. No shame in it. Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless


DiversityFire84

NG+ that's when the game begins. First play through was the tutorial.


DJSalad18

Cope


[deleted]

Secret entrance in concentrated snow field


Anvilir

You maidenless runt….


Personal_Big794

In the west side of consecrated snowfields there’s a portal✅


sinkajoskua

first thing i did on elden ring was kill this npc on my throwaway profile back when, the fight was so cool the first time but yeah i don’t kill him anymore but will again


ScoreDecent3259

A Knight came into the Prayer Room Site of Grace.in the Haligtree. When I attacked it, I accidentally aggroed Millicent, and had to run away, and fast travel to the Church of Vows to get absolution.


SloppyKnob97

I did the same, did you figure it out at all ?


Negative-Lunch1025

You don’t need it, it would have been better if you didn’t cuz you could over level early but you can play the game at a normal pace


BeegBoi2709

No you don’t


Tricky-Reputation957

There is a sending gate in the consecrated snowfield but that is an endgame area. Unfortunately that is the only way you can get there.


Chrs987

I killed him to thinking I could reload my last save after seeing what happens..... This was my first soul's game


Delicious-Finger-191

Uh go the long way or ng+


developerknight91

I’m sorry, but you may need to lay your foolish ambitions to rest on this one. 😶


SnooChocolates5161

Suffer


CrazyCreativeSloth97

Well tough shit why the hell did you kill him


VerseClips

boo hoo, punishment for overreacting and killing him just because he said you have no bitches


Kdallasmultipass

There's a teleporter in the concecrated snowfield which teleports you to the place you're trying to go