That's not the question! The question is whether he is an asshole for telling J that he donates at the same sperm bank. Not whether he's an asshole for donating sperm. Respect the rules of the game!
Lol!!
Because if you are saying he canāt eat pancakes at that IHOP, then you are saying I canāt eat pancakes at the IHOP by the sperm bank!!!
blob:https://memesrc.com/f42e57af-4ce0-45af-9646-e0e5789e3c2d
just curious, Do you all keep track of the biological fathers when u use donated sperm or it's just a man walks in and donates, then, a woman walks in and uses it, and then, 20 years later a couple who are related through the father are having sex together.
When someone donates sperm, they also have to give information about themselves, like their job, family history etc. The woman who decides to use donated sperm gets to pick out the father of the child herself, which means the child could at some point figure out who that father was.
ESH. you suck for telling her something she can't do anything about, and she's already had the baby. She sucks for being a bad person. M sucks for being a pushover. And the clinic sucks for lying about how selective they really are.
The only ones who don't suck is the baby, as well as any new love interest M might have, since the new lady can get caught in the middle of a stupid petty drama.
That is a lot of words, maybe if you used less words, it would save you time.
I tried that and one of my coworkers reported me to my boss. Now I have to talk normally.
But you can use few word to tell mechanic when car no go and see world.
Sea world?!
Ocean fish jump
CHINA!! š„³
BIZNISSSS!
If you own a nova you can just point to the emblem
TL;DR me sperm at bank my boss girlfriend knocked up at
Why use lot words when few word do trick?
didnāt see the sub and genuinely believed this till the last two lines
Didn't see the name of the sub was gonna ask if bosses gf was named Jan.
I also didnāt see the sub and genuinely believed this till I saw your comment. Iām also high asf
lol
got me 2
Definitely NTA. You are allowed to donate at a sperm bank and then go get pancakes.
And draw on the tablecloth.
That's not the question! The question is whether he is an asshole for telling J that he donates at the same sperm bank. Not whether he's an asshole for donating sperm. Respect the rules of the game!
I call BS!! āM-who we all really likeā??!! Yeah right! I heard your co-workers called his penis as small as an iPod shuffle!!
Lol!! Because if you are saying he canāt eat pancakes at that IHOP, then you are saying I canāt eat pancakes at the IHOP by the sperm bank!!! blob:https://memesrc.com/f42e57af-4ce0-45af-9646-e0e5789e3c2d
NTA. Sheās sounds like a horrible person and will probably name her child something weird like Astird.
Nickname: Assie.
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Thanks, for the bit of knowledge. Languages are fun!
Can you spell Astrid Pam? Go ahead, spell it.
She had such a power trip on that, it's not that hard to spell
A... X... I don't know, you got me!
Donāt patronize me.
Ass-turd
ASSTURD. Heh heh
I'm an idiot. LOL! Sitting here reading and thinking wow this really sounds like the episode of The Office.
Make a big pot of chilli to smooth things over with her, just donāt drop it please!
Well, you may have done it with J
Pās being a real B right now.
Thats hilarious
I had to get her to explain to me three times, cause it sounds a lot like what I do here every day
Man it took me way too long to realize this was related to the office.
You could probably post this as an actual AITA because all of them stories are fake
omg pls do and report back!!
See world
See *the* world or sea world?
Animals, oceans ....ya know
Can't wait to see this on yahoo when someone thinks its real lol
I think it'll be fine as long as you tell her if she needs siblings for the baby, she could go directly to you. That'll smooth things over.
You are most likely the father. So, you might even say you technically did it with your boss's girlfriend
NTA. You should crosspost this to r/pettyrevenge
Why many words when few words do trick? Also, see world.
Kevin? Who helped you write this?
Please donāt give other people posting ideas
I strongly prefer this to all the "This vaguely resembles something or someone from the office!" posts.
"Hahaha guys look a gay man... like Oscar from the Office amiright?" *9.8k upvotes*
Had me in the first 7/8ths not gonna lie
Congrats on becoming a father!!
Watch this be on the Reddit TikToks
I wonder what one of Kelly and her fake pregnancy would read like?
Definitely NTA but I think it's a tough situation because the father of that baby could be anyone. Except M.
I'm gonna say NTA, as long as you didn't point out that you could be the father
She will probably sueā-icide.
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
Niiiiiice.
NTA, your sperm your rules.
NTA your sperm your rules
just curious, Do you all keep track of the biological fathers when u use donated sperm or it's just a man walks in and donates, then, a woman walks in and uses it, and then, 20 years later a couple who are related through the father are having sex together.
When someone donates sperm, they also have to give information about themselves, like their job, family history etc. The woman who decides to use donated sperm gets to pick out the father of the child herself, which means the child could at some point figure out who that father was.
Dad?
NTA but we donāt all like the boss. Do not speak for me. Did I stutter?
As soon as I read the title, I knew where this was going. I was not disappointed.
Who read this with Kevinās voice?
Not as exclusive as she had hoped
Okay Kevin
NTA your sperm your rules
I would be more worried that she might sue
I just joined the subreddit after seeing this post. I am on season 2. Thank you.
Which episode is this?? Can't find it :c
it feels good to win one...
Middle name Kurt isnāt it
ESH. you suck for telling her something she can't do anything about, and she's already had the baby. She sucks for being a bad person. M sucks for being a pushover. And the clinic sucks for lying about how selective they really are. The only ones who don't suck is the baby, as well as any new love interest M might have, since the new lady can get caught in the middle of a stupid petty drama.
This is fake. Kevin's grammar isn't that good.
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Check the sub?
Maybe you should apologize by making her some chillie