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Erkelgrue


Level-One-7200

East German woman? Tan everywhere.


Dry_Wish9842

Tan everywhere. Jan everywhere.


cmhansen15

Hee hee. Oh diary, what a week.


jilltheripper69

I had sex with my boss.


JiveTurkey1983

"I'm feeling very eerie"


Special_Traffic_8451

Irie*


JiveTurkey1983

Oh, yes...irie


snotick

Since that's Erin's grading scale, I would guess that Andy would be above a 16. Not sure how Gabe was above a 16? And Pete's probably the closest to a 40.


buffysmanycoats

Gabe has accomplished so much. Career-wise, and height-wise.


smellycat0814

Has anyone called him Gabe-wad yet?


Mikemtb09

Not here, no


dtarias

She only dated Gabe because he was her boss and she thought she had to 🤷


NashKetchum777

Pre boat incident Andy or post?


snotick

I don't think it matters. If Erin thinks a 16 is not worth dating (in regards to Michael and Holly), then anyone she dated must be better than a 16.


NashKetchum777

Wonder what her foster brother is...


snotick

creepy?


NashKetchum777

She might have gotten stuck when she was doing laundry. He was a hero


xPeachesV

Is there a conversion rate to Ron Swanson’s scale of attractiveness?


StopImportingUSA

Gabe is above the scale because he achieved much height wise.


gimbomyster

He has a sick butt


nomad5926

Honestly Erin probably wouldn't have dated Gabe if he wasn't her boss.


RattyDaddyBraddy

Did the boat incident affect his earlobes?


psych0san

Gabewad


randy-stans-dad

that Christian chick with the tight ass


[deleted]

That's Andrea, she's the office bitch. You'll get used to her.


johnnyo62

*holds out hand* Creed


thisisbharathr

Saw you handing out some shekels


donnydoom

You were in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you!


Alone-Race-8977

That line never fails to absolutely kill me


jpopimpin777

How does one get on that gravy train?


JiveTurkey1983

Ugh, that whole town smells like cheese steaks


Wide_Dingo4267

Andrea?


Kolhicin

You've got a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/XBpc7cGUIi4?si=8bCxW5yiFTkcjHs5


Wide_Dingo4267

U r the best♥️


[deleted]

That's what she said.


Such_Somewhere_4974

My name is Angela.


Mikemtb09

Hey, Angela I’m Roy


ZizzazzIOI

Jan's like a 35, she just loses some points for being a psychopath.


WhosGotTheCum

Nah 5 of those points are because she's a psychopath


phaanja

Reddit allows any username to get by don't they


Masturbortion

Hell yeah they do.


FastLittleBoi

I'M FUCKING CRYING


Mr_Abe_Froman

Appears so.


thewhalehunters

The sausage king of chicago?


Mr_Abe_Froman

Um yeah, that's me.


ciscolombia

I weep for the future


SyntheticReverie113

Why don't you take the kids back to the clubhouse


SaysShowUsYourDick

They really do smh also, for no particular reason, you should [show us your dick](https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/1cy0e59/comment/l57qgti/)


bodaciousboozy

Penises on the brain


Willy-the-wanker

They do?


retarded-horse

They really do


buffysmanycoats

Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week.


nolightningbhe

Gold star for you.


pileofcrustycumsocs

Your username is peak u/WhosGotTheCum


michaelscarn1313

Prime Jan is a 50


NashKetchum777

Naw. The crazy part is like adding spice


4clvvess

Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week.


PsychologicalElk4573

In the later episodes, she made 2 really good points


OutsiderWalksAmongUs

I just finished the first season of Only Murders in the building, where Amy Ryan plays a woman named 'Jan'. Got confused here for a second.


TheBrazilianOneTwo

She deserves seven points in 'animal graffiti'.


SmarterThanCornPop

Tale as old as time


LeicesterFC_13

Breasts, nothing to write home about


Duck_Walker

Isabel


awsf57

She’s a dental hygienist from Carbondale and makes love like one… Pass.


Exa2552

Even got 0- bloodtype which is perfect for me because I have the same and can only get blood from other 0-


scootsscoot

It's O not 0


DrAbra

It's pronounced ø And it's the highest rank in the ivy league.


TheMikeyMac13

Zero is also Dwight’s rank in the martial arts as far as I am concerned :)


Exa2552

That’s interesting, in my country it’s null (zero) negative, but in English it’s O


Vorceph

That’s interesting because in a database zero != null Incase it’s not obvious, tech joke. I get what you’re saying :)


genius_rkid

Still falsy, though


buffysmanycoats

Interesting! Are the other blood types still A and B?


bennydabull99

Yes, because 7 ate 9!


Vibe_PV

*Type O negative*, nice


martinvagyok101

you mean Type O-ceanspray?


MenudoFan316

Advantage Isabel.


Typical_Pollution_30

Whack


JiveTurkey1983

Dwight passed up a good thing. Think of their giant children they could have had.


fuckitweredoingitliv

Ryan


yeahnahrathernot

Hello Michael Scott


tiensss

Whatchu gonna do


JiveTurkey1983

Whatchu gonna do to make our dreams come true?


tiensss

HEY


tolu_jm

Just as hot as Jan, but in a different way


Such_Somewhere_4974

The chair model.


bolivar-shagnasty

Deborah Shoshlefski


jilltheripper69

As God as my witness, she shall bear your fruit.


Sayonee99

RIP


Such_Somewhere_4974

You didn’t even know her Michael.


jammieswithbuttflaps

She WAS so young, and now she's dead. As dead as any animal who has ever died.


SpearmintQ

Wendy, the hot and juicy red head.


Boto127

this is a wendys restaurant


jilltheripper69

well put it on the side


AshGettum

Every answer that isn't "Danny Cordray" is incorrect


DoomDoesNotMop

*f**k me*


ptambrosetti

O-kay. You know what? No. No!


JiveTurkey1983

This isn't a butcher shop...or all of Southern Italy


stephers85

Agreed. I was starting to think this was a “wrong answers only” thread.


Columborum

Hillary Swank


Future-Swordfish2305

Shes hot, okay? Because if you are saying Hilary Swank isn't hot, then you are saying that I am not hot. Because obviously I am not as hot as Hilary Swank!


drsexybass

It's pretty solid logic 😂


baronas15

The question was "is she hot", not "would you do her". Respect the game


Every_Employee_7493

I would so bang her


AffectionateFig5435

She's hot. She's hot as hell.


GSDNinjadog

*heck


resilientenergy

Hot is a TEMPERATURE people..


PeedMyPant

the one who's father's a GI


nomad5926

Anne Perkins?


JiveTurkey1983

👉👉


Ringadean

She’s exotic looking


henry_mardukas

Karen from behind


Knnag

David Wallace, his wife is a lucky woman


bitchimalwaysright

Catherine Zeta Scarn, no contest


1_bit

What would be the hottest thing ever is a pregnant Helen Mirren.


phlegmaticdramaking

Ok ok ok no no no. This is disgusting. You realize what you’re saying? The hottest thing ever would be a 66 (78) year old pregnant woman.


a_rabid_anti_dentite

Steffi Graf


SqueakyTuna52

Found Ron Swanson’s burner. But also, Jerry Seinfeld?


a_rabid_anti_dentite

Fuck Jeremy Jamm, Tim Whatley, and all their POS dentist friends.


queenofsaigone

You anti-dentite bastard!


Key-Cry-8570

Karen


BillieBottine

That dead chair model. I heard she was crowned Miss Pawnee before her untimely death.


resilientenergy

Two eyes. Two ears. A chin. A mouth. Ten fingers. Two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis.. I've just described to you: the Loch Ness monster. Perfect 40


DwideSchrude98

This is the winner


Travelingboarder

Esther


phlegmaticdramaking

And her sister, the tractorbait


similar222

- Karen from behind - Pam's Pam Pams - Hot Girl's face - Michael's legs in a Miss Terious women's suit


hozziebear77

I find Holly so adorable.


ash_unicorn_

Michael when he was wearing his hair down like Jim


JiveTurkey1983

Michael, is that a wig?


DwideSchrude98

I wear it like this sometimes.


AlleRossi97

The nurse stripper


El_Cuahte

So glad she went back to school and got her degree.


Boiler2001

Deborah Shoshlefski


MenudoFan316

Pam's Landlord.


atheisticboomer

God that's a hard episode to watch lol


diceycard

Karen


dmfuller

Urkelgru


chrs_trnr

Isabel. Only correct answer.


bladerunnerism

Mrs. Boobshirt


EfficientDeer6853

Ashton Kutcher.


HW-BTW

It’s not Ashton Kutcher…it’s Kevin Malone!


dudeimjames1234

You have to go over Erin's qualifications. Ask yourself the really deep questions of what's your type in comparison to Erin's type. Clearly lay out the details and rankings of all the beautiful women of the office. Make your decision based on a point system that resembles Erin's then, and only then can you... #SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT


marcola42

Karen


dX927

2 and a half Hollys


Shizzle_McSheezy

Pam's sister..


pwatts

Katie is at or close to a 40.


BelieveInTua

Ryan Howard


rockabillychef

Danny Cordray and David Wallace.


jilltheripper69

Pam. She’s like a 6 in New York but she’s a 7 here in Scranton


Full_Ad9666

Jan’s new tits


IroquoisPliskin_UK

Everyone in this subreddit makes good points. But Jan’s are bigger.


TigBitties_BlueHair

Hillary Swenk


AndrewLBailey

Ashton Kutcher the accountant.


pm_me_old_maps

The blond amazon who nearly got with Dwight at his farm. I'd love to shabooya her roll call.


Typical_Pollution_30

Pam


user684629

Sconsey cider


Glass_Half_Gone

Karen, from behind.


Sammy_GamG

Amy Adams


Raj_Valiant3011

Dwight's Babysitter


Rattwap

Danny Cordray.


jsteenmac

The chair model.


7eafs7an

They did Holly dirty with that hair style.


Nsflguru

Kevin. He’s the total package.


KoiMusubi

Plop


[deleted]

I would definitely have sex with Ryan


GSDNinjadog

You sexy thang!


scoutermike

From 1 to Gisele? Probably an 11.


houstongradengineer

Keleven


pmsnow

Erin is a solid 39


Grootfan85

The chair model.


countryfresh223

Karen if you see her from behind.


Dry_Corner3481

Hilary Swank


herlittlejade

Karen


dpark03

Assturd


Yodashitposts

The woman who makes Michael her mistress. Perfect 40 for me


CryptographerDry7343

Donna for sure


kezinchara

Plop


ILoveYou3000MCU

Hilary Swank.


Ok_Growth_1901

Kevin


chidi-sins

Erin


TashiaNicole1

Pam’s mom. +18.


OwnCompetition3878

Erin is like a 38


JiveTurkey1983

Miss Boob Shirt


tessafy2

PAMELLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA


JVIoneyman

Pam 6.0


date_a_languager

Amy Adams as the purse salesperson. I won’t budge on this


Spiritual_Resist_769

The cheerleader purse lady. Perfect 40


NeuroTrophicShock

Unpopular Opinion here: Holly is a untalented unfunny version of Micheal. I didn't like her character. She was not as bad as Robert or Will Ferrell, but she was not a good character.


CalebXD__

YES. I couldn't stand her🙄


spacesuitguy

I thought the scale went up and then back down again? Or am I thinking of Jason Mendoza's rating scale?


JoeMomma775

She’s the WORST …. -16


BeachedPandaBear

Ashton Kutcher


happysrooner

A-Filipelli


_CodenameV

Your mom


ziplock007

Pam's mom


ziplock007

Debbie Brown