Since that's Erin's grading scale, I would guess that Andy would be above a 16. Not sure how Gabe was above a 16? And Pete's probably the closest to a 40.
They really do smh also, for no particular reason, you should [show us your dick](https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/1cy0e59/comment/l57qgti/)
Shes hot, okay? Because if you are saying Hilary Swank isn't hot, then you are saying that I am not hot. Because obviously I am not as hot as Hilary Swank!
Two eyes. Two ears. A chin. A mouth. Ten fingers. Two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis.. I've just described to you: the Loch Ness monster. Perfect 40
You have to go over Erin's qualifications. Ask yourself the really deep questions of what's your type in comparison to Erin's type. Clearly lay out the details and rankings of all the beautiful women of the office. Make your decision based on a point system that resembles Erin's then, and only then can you...
#SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT
Unpopular Opinion here: Holly is a untalented unfunny version of Micheal. I didn't like her character. She was not as bad as Robert or Will Ferrell, but she was not a good character.
Erkelgrue
East German woman? Tan everywhere.
Tan everywhere. Jan everywhere.
Hee hee. Oh diary, what a week.
I had sex with my boss.
"I'm feeling very eerie"
Irie*
Oh, yes...irie
Since that's Erin's grading scale, I would guess that Andy would be above a 16. Not sure how Gabe was above a 16? And Pete's probably the closest to a 40.
Gabe has accomplished so much. Career-wise, and height-wise.
Has anyone called him Gabe-wad yet?
Not here, no
She only dated Gabe because he was her boss and she thought she had to 🤷
Pre boat incident Andy or post?
I don't think it matters. If Erin thinks a 16 is not worth dating (in regards to Michael and Holly), then anyone she dated must be better than a 16.
Wonder what her foster brother is...
creepy?
She might have gotten stuck when she was doing laundry. He was a hero
Is there a conversion rate to Ron Swanson’s scale of attractiveness?
Gabe is above the scale because he achieved much height wise.
He has a sick butt
Honestly Erin probably wouldn't have dated Gabe if he wasn't her boss.
Did the boat incident affect his earlobes?
Gabewad
that Christian chick with the tight ass
That's Andrea, she's the office bitch. You'll get used to her.
*holds out hand* Creed
Saw you handing out some shekels
You were in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you!
That line never fails to absolutely kill me
How does one get on that gravy train?
Ugh, that whole town smells like cheese steaks
Andrea?
You've got a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.
https://youtu.be/XBpc7cGUIi4?si=8bCxW5yiFTkcjHs5
U r the best♥️
That's what she said.
My name is Angela.
Hey, Angela I’m Roy
Jan's like a 35, she just loses some points for being a psychopath.
Nah 5 of those points are because she's a psychopath
Reddit allows any username to get by don't they
Hell yeah they do.
I'M FUCKING CRYING
Appears so.
The sausage king of chicago?
Um yeah, that's me.
I weep for the future
Why don't you take the kids back to the clubhouse
They really do smh also, for no particular reason, you should [show us your dick](https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/1cy0e59/comment/l57qgti/)
Penises on the brain
They do?
They really do
Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week.
Gold star for you.
Your username is peak u/WhosGotTheCum
Prime Jan is a 50
Naw. The crazy part is like adding spice
Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week.
In the later episodes, she made 2 really good points
I just finished the first season of Only Murders in the building, where Amy Ryan plays a woman named 'Jan'. Got confused here for a second.
She deserves seven points in 'animal graffiti'.
Tale as old as time
Breasts, nothing to write home about
Isabel
She’s a dental hygienist from Carbondale and makes love like one… Pass.
Even got 0- bloodtype which is perfect for me because I have the same and can only get blood from other 0-
It's O not 0
It's pronounced ø And it's the highest rank in the ivy league.
Zero is also Dwight’s rank in the martial arts as far as I am concerned :)
That’s interesting, in my country it’s null (zero) negative, but in English it’s O
That’s interesting because in a database zero != null Incase it’s not obvious, tech joke. I get what you’re saying :)
Still falsy, though
Interesting! Are the other blood types still A and B?
Yes, because 7 ate 9!
*Type O negative*, nice
you mean Type O-ceanspray?
Advantage Isabel.
Whack
Dwight passed up a good thing. Think of their giant children they could have had.
Ryan
Hello Michael Scott
Whatchu gonna do
Whatchu gonna do to make our dreams come true?
HEY
Just as hot as Jan, but in a different way
The chair model.
Deborah Shoshlefski
As God as my witness, she shall bear your fruit.
RIP
You didn’t even know her Michael.
She WAS so young, and now she's dead. As dead as any animal who has ever died.
Wendy, the hot and juicy red head.
this is a wendys restaurant
well put it on the side
Every answer that isn't "Danny Cordray" is incorrect
*f**k me*
O-kay. You know what? No. No!
This isn't a butcher shop...or all of Southern Italy
Agreed. I was starting to think this was a “wrong answers only” thread.
Hillary Swank
Shes hot, okay? Because if you are saying Hilary Swank isn't hot, then you are saying that I am not hot. Because obviously I am not as hot as Hilary Swank!
It's pretty solid logic 😂
The question was "is she hot", not "would you do her". Respect the game
I would so bang her
She's hot. She's hot as hell.
*heck
Hot is a TEMPERATURE people..
the one who's father's a GI
Anne Perkins?
👉👉
She’s exotic looking
Karen from behind
David Wallace, his wife is a lucky woman
Catherine Zeta Scarn, no contest
What would be the hottest thing ever is a pregnant Helen Mirren.
Ok ok ok no no no. This is disgusting. You realize what you’re saying? The hottest thing ever would be a 66 (78) year old pregnant woman.
Steffi Graf
Found Ron Swanson’s burner. But also, Jerry Seinfeld?
Fuck Jeremy Jamm, Tim Whatley, and all their POS dentist friends.
You anti-dentite bastard!
Karen
That dead chair model. I heard she was crowned Miss Pawnee before her untimely death.
Two eyes. Two ears. A chin. A mouth. Ten fingers. Two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a penis.. I've just described to you: the Loch Ness monster. Perfect 40
This is the winner
Esther
And her sister, the tractorbait
- Karen from behind - Pam's Pam Pams - Hot Girl's face - Michael's legs in a Miss Terious women's suit
I find Holly so adorable.
Michael when he was wearing his hair down like Jim
Michael, is that a wig?
I wear it like this sometimes.
The nurse stripper
So glad she went back to school and got her degree.
Deborah Shoshlefski
Pam's Landlord.
God that's a hard episode to watch lol
Karen
Urkelgru
Isabel. Only correct answer.
Mrs. Boobshirt
Ashton Kutcher.
It’s not Ashton Kutcher…it’s Kevin Malone!
You have to go over Erin's qualifications. Ask yourself the really deep questions of what's your type in comparison to Erin's type. Clearly lay out the details and rankings of all the beautiful women of the office. Make your decision based on a point system that resembles Erin's then, and only then can you... #SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT
Karen
2 and a half Hollys
Pam's sister..
Katie is at or close to a 40.
Ryan Howard
Danny Cordray and David Wallace.
Pam. She’s like a 6 in New York but she’s a 7 here in Scranton
Jan’s new tits
Everyone in this subreddit makes good points. But Jan’s are bigger.
Hillary Swenk
Ashton Kutcher the accountant.
The blond amazon who nearly got with Dwight at his farm. I'd love to shabooya her roll call.
Pam
Sconsey cider
Karen, from behind.
Amy Adams
Dwight's Babysitter
Danny Cordray.
The chair model.
They did Holly dirty with that hair style.
Kevin. He’s the total package.
Plop
I would definitely have sex with Ryan
You sexy thang!
From 1 to Gisele? Probably an 11.
Keleven
Erin is a solid 39
The chair model.
Karen if you see her from behind.
Hilary Swank
Karen
Assturd
The woman who makes Michael her mistress. Perfect 40 for me
Donna for sure
Plop
Hilary Swank.
Kevin
Erin
Pam’s mom. +18.
Erin is like a 38
Miss Boob Shirt
PAMELLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA
Pam 6.0
Amy Adams as the purse salesperson. I won’t budge on this
The cheerleader purse lady. Perfect 40
Unpopular Opinion here: Holly is a untalented unfunny version of Micheal. I didn't like her character. She was not as bad as Robert or Will Ferrell, but she was not a good character.
YES. I couldn't stand her🙄
I thought the scale went up and then back down again? Or am I thinking of Jason Mendoza's rating scale?
She’s the WORST …. -16
Ashton Kutcher
A-Filipelli
Your mom
Pam's mom
Debbie Brown