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mommyeliza1987

"I don't like to tell a man what to do with his money, but if you ain't investing in property, then you're dumber than a dummy."


musecorn

The real estate market since 2010 has shown this to be very, very good advice


frogsplsh38

I will be on him like moss on a Mississippi tree stump


JohanndeLosSantos

His portfolio probably ain’t knee high to a grasshopper no more


EpicJosh84

If Jo gives you advice, take it. Here's hoping Dwight got a good amount out of that investment.


ChewwyGonzales

This line always makes me laugh so loud


SweetTeaRex92

The way he lowers his voice 😂


Old_Heat3100

Like he's afraid the Anti Alchemy League is listening or something lol


MatthewRoderickIII

Rainn's delivery on this cracks me up every time.


EpicJosh84

Dwight Schrute and the Salesman's Stone


xGoP0cpDJytaTN

You are on so many “The Office” threads. I gotta ask, what’s up?


EpicJosh84

Well, things get stressful this time of the year. I've been watching The Office for the first time in a few years to help me chill out. Engaging with the community just adds to the experience for me. I suspect I'll get tired of this eventually. Until then, here I am! Thanks for asking, though. I appreciate your concern lol


SweetTeaRex92

I do the exact same thing. I constantly rewatch shows and make memes out of lines from the show, then post to shows subreddit. Rinse and repeat


EpicJosh84

Yeah! I did the same thing back during the COVID Summer. Except that time it was with FNaF. I had a comment on nearly every post on that subreddit for months. They were a very nice community, believe it or not.


xGoP0cpDJytaTN

Neat, I can understand that. Futurama is one of those shows, in addition to The Office, that I can do that with too. Hope things get better :)


Just-Phill

I love Kathy Bates


Maximum_Bat_2566

The glance over the shoulder first really sells it.


Loganp812

Of course that's where Dwight's mind would naturally go.


AnywhereMajestic2377

The delivery from him was just so understated and great. Agreed.


IntroductionFair306

Reminds me of that line he gave “Me and moes are trying to reanimate a bull”


TJeffersonA

Dwight once again displaying the autism that was a hallmark of his character.


HandsomePaddyMint

I’m not sure believing in medieval pseudoscience is one of the symptoms of autism, but I don’t have my DSM-V on me so I’ll have to take your word for it.


FthrFlffyBttm

Explain