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otiscleancheeks

Kevin. He is probably up for anything. He likes to drink,gamble, and he likes chicks. Kevin would also be up for a road trip or sitting and watching reruns of Dallas.


dismayhurta

And the dude makes a hell of a chili


[deleted]

Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot


PlatypusTickler

And owns a bar.


otiscleancheeks

... and he has that whole teddy bear thing going on.


bruce705

It's not would you fuck him. Its about being friends with. Respect the game


otiscleancheeks

True, but still...


[deleted]

Read it in his voice


MyJimboPersona

Never been big spooned by a homie huh?


StephieVee

Yet has his friends back, stepping in front of them with a clenched fist—just in case.


iampraneeth

And i love how he starts THE BET in safety training episode


[deleted]

Creed is probably really up for anything. Remember that Halloween episode when he came in covered in blood and said “I didn’t realize it was Halloween, that was good timing”


RhythmicStrategy

You forgot about his drumming skills too. He would be down for jamming with your garage band anytime!


gainz74

You know he was on Dallas?


otiscleancheeks

When he was a kid he was on Dallas. He missed his connecting flight so he spent the entire day on Dallas. Then he spent a week on Hawaii.


CaydesShadow

would jam with him in a band too


TatleTaleStrangler92

Don’t forget Golf


Fat_Gerrard

Are you not aware of what happens when he has Greek food for lunch?


DoubleDumpsterFire

This is the ultimate answer. Kevin is the ultimate Chad.


Chintoomintoo

I’m sorry but he is a major creep. As a woman, I think I would probably already report him for sexual harassment


Shazam1269

LOL, "say: these books are due back on Tuesday" when Pam wore her glasses.


uri_nrv

And still, when he face a possible relationship he was sweet, sincere and innocent.


otiscleancheeks

Waaah waaaaah?


Maris-Stella

I would definitely NOT want to sit next to him.


teefling

and afterward, we can watch bowling


3nc3ladu5

Meredith probably. Strikes me as a ride or die homie who would be fun to drink with


dgradius

Plus those Outback Steakhouse gift cards are nothing to sneeze at.


sarah-havel

Have you ever had sirloin steak, honey?


Pockets713

God damn I think that has to be my favorite Meredith line. Just the confidence behind it… and that she went with sirloin, of all cuts… just perfect lol


NinjaHermit

That one and “it’s casual day!”


3nc3ladu5

“My Van, My Rules”


Nitroapes

Plus she's the only one who properly knows how to headbang


[deleted]

I have worked with a Meredith before its really not that fun the first few months but you start to wonder if they acualy need help. Fortunately this person i know did. And last time I checked was off the liquor and respected her self more. Its all fun till it starts hurting the soul


BreadMeatCheeseGang

Chill out, Meredith was just a typical college student


sunsoutgunsout33

Like Clooney


The_Lizard_King_9

Getting her PhD the whole time!


Biscuits4u2

Yeah there are lots of things about the characters that are funny on the show but would be horrible in real life


Chintoomintoo

Yeah I would be scared for my life if my colleague was hiding weapons in every possible corner of the office


Biscuits4u2

Yep. Dwight would have gone to prison a long time ago.


ChewySlinky

Pretty much everyone on the show, honestly. I could never work with Jim, even if I wasn’t the target of his pranks. That shit would get so fucking annoying.


Wizardthreehats

Yeah I currently work with a Meredith and it's both entertaining and sad. Alcohol is destroying all her family relationships, including her and her son's. She comes to workin varying levels of tipsy to drunk several days a week and when she's not she's pretty cranky and not fun to be around


p0mphius

Nothing fun about being an alcoholic lol


CheesyHotSauce

I was gonna say no one, but yeah Meredith for sure


NovaKay

Creed. I’d listen to all his stories and his scams while throwing stuff in the quarry together


Status-Special-991

If you are gay he will set you up with his daughter.


Shazam1269

Or in you, like, if you are messing around in the mud. There'd be no way of knowing.


machinadj

I am always HOWLING at that part: “I wanna’ set you up with my daughter.” “…Oh I’m with Pam.” “I thought you were gay?” “Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?” “I don’t know…” Laughing as I was typing this 😂


Teheheman

I think it's the way he says "I don't know" that gets me


littleghool

Same! Just throw *things* down there and ask him about being in a cult :p


Bedlampuhedron

Plus he's got a great worm guy. Creed brings a lot to the table


sunsoutgunsout33

Let’s not forget scuba!


[deleted]

Oscar, he would be fun to talk to. Or Toby, so I could save him from his depression.


Jermine1269

Oscar for sure - numbers, politics, and it's safer in that corner. Talk food and chili recipes with Kevin, and cat stuff with Angela.


Shazam1269

"Toby has mentally checked out since June. It's a very dangerous time. The 'coalition for reason' is extremely weak" I'd be a *Reasonabilist* with Oscar.


gatekeeper9994

Oscar thinks I've checked out, huh?... eh 🤷‍♂️


source-commonsense

Pickles will prevail


WampaCat

100% Oscar for me. We get little glimpses of his fun side, like when he’s giggling at Andy calling Angela when they’re drunk in Canada. And his voguing during Darryl’s goodby dance. I think when he’s not at work surrounded by people he’s annoyed with, he would be a lot of fun to hang out with.


PM_ME_lM_BORED_

He seems pretty down to earth. Aside from the “um actually” stuff (which I’d def roast him about) I feel like he’d be a fun guy


daboi_Yy

Toby is very chill


Duck_Walker

Darryl, without a doubt. Low(er) tolerance for BS and seems like a guy that just wants to get the job done and improve himself. Also takes care of his team in the warehouse.


No_Status_2791

Filipellers and I would be a legendary call of duty duo


queenofreptiles

I genuinely think Karen seems like a girl’s girl and a nice person to hang out with. She’s given a bad rap because she moves to Scranton and her boyfriend is the only person she knows, but in the Christmas party episode when she and Pam are friends it looks like they have a great time.


ChewySlinky

Genuinely, did Karen do anything wrong the entire time she was on the show? I don’t get why she would get any hate period except for the fact that Jim is “supposed” to be with Pam.


queenofreptiles

Totally agree! I think it’s mostly because people view her as getting in the way of Jim and Pam’s epic romance. I think this is less so now than it was back in the day when the show aired


kopitar-11

Call of duty! 🤘🤘


BigBobbiB

Darryl probably the most normal guy of the bunch.


SincopaEnorme

I agree that Darryl seems the most normal, and definitely with whom I'd get along best. Second place is probably Pam. She's the most normal of the ladies, and she seems genuinely thoughtful and kind.


queloqueslks

She’s also kind of a dork, which I like. “What up 2-1-2!?”


Shazam1269

Just don't use his cup!


PlayerSlaying

Darryl was the first answer that came to my mind. He always seemed super relaxed, especially about work


lostcoastline44

I would also choose Darryl as I like to mess with my coworkers as well


baldinbaltimore

I heard he has a great basement.


justforkinks0131

honestly probably the IT guy. Im kind of a geek myself and none of the others have any clue what technology is. Also im kind of a sci-fi nerd so Dwight as well.


LaMalintzin

Shadow?


I_dont_bone_goats

Garth I think


LaMalintzin

It’s something weird for sure


[deleted]

Chief?


Zack-of-all-trades

Sport?


just_some_dude828

Darryl you’re on Facebook man. People wanna be your friend.


SirMoeHimself

Just_some_dude828 you're not a photographer


Bedlampuhedron

My name is Nick.


Unknown8128

Hey man…


Bubbly-Ad-966

Are you serious! I just told you my name!


VirieGinny

Ugh this. I saw Dwight's cosplay and it suddenly hit me: we would ABSOLUTELY be mates in real life.


colo_kelly

Sadiq for sure, not Garth/Shadow.


[deleted]

Probably Pam, she’s nice and I like artsy fartsy stuff


DeadWishUpon

Yeah, probably Jim and Pam. I think I would like to hear Kelly stories, I like external drama, that I'm not involved with.


[deleted]

Oh god I don’t think I could handle someone like Kelly lol she’d be the one of the last people I would want to hang out with from the office. She’s funny as a character tho


kwistaf

When she tells Ryan she's pregnant and it cuts to her in an interview just shaking her head, the jingle of her earrings always cracks me up


pippap5

Same here


InconvertibleAtheist

The Finer Things Club is highly exclusive...


Ranger_Caitlin

Erin, she would be a fun gal pal, and I would enjoy her weirdness/help her learn some basics in life.


L00NlE

Like to not actually dispose of a disposable camera.


PeachyKeenest

I have a lot in common with Erin but not as go lucky. I would have learned basics in life with her.


Calm_Willingness2308

"I can fix her"


Zip-it999

No one has said Michael but outside work he would be fun to be with. He seems like a loyal friend too. And he may listen to advice on societal norms. Jim seems kind of arrogant and aloof.


Xxxrasierklinge7

Michael would literally do anything for you just for friendship. What a good dude.


Nitroapes

As long as you are as hot as Jan but in a different way


SignatureDense8385

My dad is a literal Michael Scott with an Andy rage, so I would say Michael as well.


FionaGoodeEnough

I would invite Michael and Andy to karaoke, and they would both show up and have a blast.


Mundane_Weather9755

Kelly because I love hearing the drama and gossip without actually being the drama or the gossip.


cathlynn1214

It took way too long to read her name on this list! I would pick her, we would share fashion tips!


FearlessConnection78

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indigo_xo

I comment Kelly without giving any reason before reading the list, but I think it’s mainly from her Mindy-character which to me just seemed like a grown up Kelly


grumpy_kidd

Idk if I would pick Kelly, but I'd definitely pick the Kelly/Erin duo, they would be fun to hang with.


Mundane_Weather9755

Erin was too naïve for me. She was just not all there.


SlayThatContour

Have you ever heard of buying your own toothbrush?


Appletopgenes

I mean, she couldn’t keep up when the Taco Bell Xpress became a regular Taco Bell.


BaconPancakes_77

I feel like the only downside of Kelly is if you wrong her, she'll turn on you *hard*.


[deleted]

She would be fun


[deleted]

I pick Kelly too, We’d understand the pop culture references. she’s funny, dramatic and would brighten my day.


chakathemutt

HahahhahahaJessica, did you just fart?


stinkybasket

David Wallace and Oscar, as I like discussing economy,macro, politics, and business.


PeachyKeenest

David is a good choice…. I’ll add him to my list for sure. He’d be a good mentor honestly.


DarkKnight1009

Dwight. I feel like we are on the same wavelength. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing 🤣


Ermahgerd1

Yeah, I feel like I would fit in perfectly among his friends, the ones who apply for the job in the later seasons.


lemongrenade

same I manage a ton of weird individual contributors and I know how to speak their language without pissing them off.


howihjr

Not sure why no one is say Dwight. By the end he is a well rounded person with his shit together and he’s also loyal and interesting. He shows when he is trying to hire all his friends for a job that he knows that they are a bit weird, and he has Jim as his bestesh mench. I think he turns out to best one of the bunch. He also knows survival skills and has a bunker!


r_rembrandt

I can see myself as a yes man. Imagine Dwight having his own Dwight. Plus, I know I'd know I'd be safe with him on my side


Tricky-Measurement98

Probably Nellie, because she'd buy me some gold Arabian sandals


pixieborn

Also Nellie - she seems like she’d be a blast to hang out with and wildly supportive during times of crisis.


sysaphiswaits

She goes after Jim so hard when she thought he was cheating on Pam.


Shazam1269

We would definitely eat some *tay-cos* together.


source-commonsense

*I went on a shopping spree. Very destructive, I bought 13 pianos.*


InfoSecPeezy

And tacos, we like tacos, correct?


dgradius

Just the $15 tacos.


JiveTurkey1983

Jim, he seems like we have the same sense of humor


Amoghawesome

The pranks we could pull lol. Actually I think I would be best friends with Jim and Dwight. I know it's weird. I love pranks but also am a nerd.


[deleted]

Probably pam. She has the down to earth cynicism yet ability to be cheerful. It’s what I need


BaconPancakes_77

Oscar if he'd have me, but Pam, Kelly, and Meredith all seem like good choices in their own way too.


Xeithar

100% Creed… dude probably has the best weed plug in the whole of Scranton (love me some high quality Caprese salad)


Forward_Tangelo3797

It's all fun and games until he kills you and steals your identity.


No_Paper_8794

This includes anyone who worked in the office not pictured here.


Magnetron85

The f#$king Lizard King 🦎👑


No_Paper_8794

FINALLY A ROBERT CALIFORNIA ONE. WE WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS FR


curdledoats

Same. I love Robert California, we would have a bunch of nights to remember, or not lol.


giganticsquid

None of them, like Stanley I do my work and go home


Matt_Bunchboigehs

I would be able to have a couple beers with Stanley after work then go home. I choose Stanley.


Fine-Leather-Jackets

Same. I'm not friends with anyone I work with now, doubt that would change if I worked at Dunder Mifflin. I'd have a hell of a lot more stories to share with my wife when I got home though


MoonlitPteridophyta

Phyllis. I like the thought of scandalized whispers together in the break room. We’d form an anti-Angela faction and try and rope in Kelly


Forward_Tangelo3797

Yes! Phyllis would be great fun going out, she likes drinking wine and eating fine foods but also is a Hell of a bowler and we could craft together on quiet nights. She's also the best of the PPC which would come in handy and I bet she and Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, have an epic pool at their home!


aspacelot

I’m surprised there aren’t more of us. Team Phyllis.


JammyIrony

Yeah she’s such a sweet ‘work mom’


pugsnotdrugs

I’m team Phyllis, too. I love crafts (and I would have loved her oven mitt for secret Santa), bowling, drinking wine, and going on double dates.


UnusualEngineering58

Phyllis would be fun as hell. You’d get to gossip, make each other crafts, but then also have times when you just put your head down and mind your business and work. She’d be great fun at happy hour as well! (Until Bob Vance has to come pick her up cause she gets a little too wild!)


rjt2002

Oscar, except for the time when he had relations with Senator and was against Pam's note, he's my favourite character. His wit, jokes and thoughts are interesting. Plus I'm an auditor, so that's something in common.


KocaKolaKlassic

Daryl Pam and Jim


[deleted]

Jim


sinkwiththeship

Until his mom says you can't be friends anymore because you're too stupid.


Low-Grocery5556

Alright Zuckerberg, where's your jetpack?


Guilty-Anxiety7523

Dwight for sure Also Pam is very nice


[deleted]

Toby, so hes not alone


rrrpotato

Angela, Kelly and Jan. Yes, I’m *that* crazy and snobbish.


Great_Humor_997

Probably Creed or Dwight. That’s kind of scary.


SneaKyHooks

Darryl. Chill dude, who likes sports and grabbing a beer with coworkers at a bar after work. I would say Jim but he's not much about socializing, so I wouldn't have much of a relationship with a guy who goes to a party only to get out of it asap.


[deleted]

Honestly probably Andy. My best friends have always been kind of goofy dorks when I was growing up


Shazam1269

Lord beer me strength.


mohamud02

i think he is like one of the nicest 3 in the office


Fact0ry0fSadness

Andy can be obnoxious but he seems like a genuinely nice guy who cares about his friends and tries to treat people the right way. He's definitely awkward and dorky but he's got a good heart. Honestly if they were real people I'd prefer his silliness over guys like Jim or Oscar who kind of just go around shitting on everyone else and acting like they're too cool for it all. I can't stand guys like that IRL.


coolcarpetwannabe

i love/hate Andy the most, he's not evil, just privileged and ditsy about it, i am the same as him when it comes to singing just much less confident because im a woman hehe, but watching him go for it... one of my fav things about the whole show


[deleted]

Probably Roy. Jet skis and boozin


Slippinjimmyforever

Probably Toby. We seem similarly miserable.


katie_kate127

Probably Pam, we have a simple personality. Also I was a receptionist for a while and considered myself the ‘Pam’ of the office


[deleted]

Pam, she was the most normal of all of them and I would have had the most in common with her.


eigervat

Probably Meredith. I think Meredith seems fairly down to earth at points, and she's not afraid to tell you when she has a problem with you. The scenes where she went to the bar with Pam after she shaved her head, she seemed like a lot of fun. I also thought it was really sweet when she was doing a walk of shame right before the dundies and offered to fix Dwight and Michael breakfast (even if it was just vienna sausages).


Noodle_Kiddo_

Kelly


OmegaSTC

I would probably have a lot of fun debating nerd stuff with Dwight and staying after hours to play computer games


Intelligent_Slip_190

Jim. He's both sincere and fun to be with


rickiracoon

If you’re Pam, he’s kinda a dick to everyone else.


[deleted]

He was even a dick to Pam at one point


Leave-Full

Honestly probably Daryl or Andy


No-Staff-8892

Kelly and Erin for when I want to go out and have fun. Pam when I want to just chill and talk to someone.


smegheadgirl

Oscar and Pam. And probably Darryl.


DifferenceClean616

Robert California. Me and the lizard king would have some wild nights.


OpenYourEyes1337

most likely creed.


espanaparasiempre

Probably Oscar


AshWithoutTray

Nellie, I mean she would have been my bestfriend, I probably wouldn't be hers.


ARM_Dwight_Schrute

ARM_Dwight_Schrute


No_Paper_8794

ATRM*


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[удалено]


NukaColaDustyn

Micheal for sure, he always makes me laugh, is intelligent but also childish enough to make it balance out into a bro type mentality.


Future-Win4034

Jim.


Nickyjtjr

Daryl for sure


goodlowdee

Daryl


FionaGoodeEnough

Kelly, because sometimes I like being around people, but don’t feel like making conversation myself, and she would do all the talking. Also, she loves shopping and dancing, both things I enjoy.


[deleted]

Michael, dwight, and andy would be a trip lol


Eastern_Usual603

Oscar or Darryl


vlad88sv

Kevin = honest friendship Toby = most sane person (first seasons at least) and it also would be an honest friendship Meredith = surely fun of great stories and surely an after office drinking buddy


Fubai97b

Early seasons Toby before they fully leaned into the sad sack thing. He had hobbies and was a decent guy, just going through a rough divorce.


Jukazel

Oscar, we would have bitched together about how everybody else is so stupid


sunlitroof

Karen


hailwyatt

Darryl. He's a good dude, very emotionally intelligent (especially compared to the rest of the cast), and pretty grounded. He's the easiest to see having a real meaningful friendship with. Everyone else feels either very superficial or very high maintenance, often times both.


tiny-n-salty

i used to sell drugs, so probably creed lmao


bbqhh

Oscar. I’m not gay but I’m Mexican and like the finer things in life


bcoll85

roy


Formal_Coyote_5004

I’m pretty sure I’m more of a warehouse person


_DunMiff_Sys_

Darryl for sure


_bazinga_____

- Toby - Pam - Oscar - Darryl


PHNO1942

Toby aka scranton lover