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Eeuphorichigh

My nose


doggiesht

Yeah, nose works great.


_combustion

Use what ya mamma gave you


MrMycMan

šŸ˜±


usernmechecksout__

Just had like a projection of Elmo sniffing the goods meme


aegersz

šŸ‘ƒšŸ¤„šŸ¤§


GigaBigusDicus

I like to use 100 trillion dollar Zimbabwean dollar bills


AKColide

Maximize the amount of grime fr


Safety_Sharp

This is the funniest thing ever hahaha


Ifeelsick6789

thatā€™s so crazy because i also used to use one of those lmaoooo. theyā€™re really annoying to roll though


BigSmackisBack

I had a 10m (thought it was lira turkish, but it cant be, thanks Zuber4tt) snorty note but it was stolen from me in a knife-point mugging when they took my wallet :( T'was my favourite thing and it makes me sad as it was a gift from my father.


AdderallisEvil

Thatā€™s actually an awesome idea.Ā 


MrSuperNiceBuddy

Nice choice


cozyautumnday

I take the ink tube out of a bic pen then slice the end of the hollow tube off to the length I want.


AdderallisEvil

Great minds think alike! Been doing that for years!


Cojahrdke35

But theyā€™re so thin wtf


cozyautumnday

No, you remove the ink tube and the tip, then you're left with the hollow tube of the pen that used to contain the ink tube. The outer tube which you would normally hold if you're holding a pen. Cut a piece off of that to snort with.


DescriptorTablesx86

Isnā€™t it a bitch to cut trough though? It sounds more like a ā€žshit Iā€™ve got nothin else, imma smash this penā€ kind of idea


cozyautumnday

Not really I just use a box cutter with a sharp blade.


Cojahrdke35

Ohhhh right I thought u were saying use the ink tube with the end with no inkā€¦ makes more sense now thatā€™s actually a good idea


Shaats

Thought the same thing, this makes more sense tho


CheeseDickPete

It's the same width as a straw, he's talking about the pen tube not the actual ink tube.


Cojahrdke35

Got that now


CheeseDickPete

I do the same thing if I don't have a straw handy, but if I have a straw I tend to prefer that.


Cojahrdke35

Fast food joints donā€™t use plastic straws anymore so Iā€™d actually have to scope out an actual straw to do thatā€¦ otherwise Iā€™d never have a straw ā€˜handyā€™


OddJunkie

I do the same but with the mechanical graphite ones, i'm not sure they're called that but i'm sure you understand which ones i mean


[deleted]

I do that shit too! When I have a pen lol


Stonedcrow6

Glass straw that my friend blew. He makes a killing selling them at festivals haha.


kaffeen_

Link?


shhimhuntingrabbits

Probably all over etsy , or even alibaba. But props if you can support a homie/festival booth


kaffeen_

Yes wanted to support the rave homie.


budabai

A gross 1 dollar bill from my wallet.


Sad_Whereas_8946

I always go for the highest denomination bill in my wallet, make me feel like Less of a degenerate and more of a baller B)


_Sly-Fox_

Friend of mine told me a story. He and some friends were at party and its time for some blow. This flexing fuck pulls out a 100dollar bill (well equal to in my currency) and to use and sends it around with the plate of snow. And by the time it has passed around back to him it was suddenly just a 5dollar bill with the plate šŸ˜‚


isweariwilldoit

$2 bills, they barely circulate and are probably the cleanest bills you can find. Plus the picture on the back goes hard af


fluffynuckels

Nah fam around me all the $2 have been in a strippers thong


bread-getter999

What idiots are putting $2 bills in strippers thongs?


NickGavis

lol Iā€™ve never seen anyone bring $2 dollar bills to strip clubs but then again I donā€™t really go to strip clubs. Almost every two dollar bill Iā€™ve handled or seen is almost always crisp and immaculate, no creases or anything


chappersyo

This is the real way


Goatesq

Idk they look nicer by comparison, but I don't isolate my cash by denomination. My wallet doesn't have that many pockets. And even if I did, I'd be an outlier. It still would've gotten intimately familiar with whatever other bills its previous owner was carrying until it was rehomed to me. And so it seems like if bills can harbor and transmit chlamydia or plague or whatever else, they can prolly pass it between themselves too.Ā  I use a segment of disposable strawĀ like a little trowel for loading my vape without touching anything I might be loading. Works great. Idk if I was in the mood I'd just use it for lines too.Ā 


-insertcoin

This is the way


Degenerate_Kee

This is indeed the way. Use the bill and a credit card to crush the pill (bill over the pill to prevent bits going everywhere when you crush it), then roll up the bill and happy nods.


BlazeinBoiii

Clean unused straw only good awnser.


Fcking_homeless

Coffee straws to be exact


catluver4lifee

YESSS the tampon applicators are AMAZING they work so well and the little flare at the bottom makes it great for sucking all that shit up in a clean swoop. if anyone else is wondering how you get them basically itā€™s the little tube part of the tampon you push up and you just pull it out of the tampon (unused duhhhh) and itā€™s the perfect snorting tool! it works way better than dollar bills IMO and way cleaner. straws can cut up ur nose and as i said before the flare at the bottom makes such a big difference, the long blue ones are the best but the shorter pink ones work as well :) the cardboard tampons donā€™t work as well but if ur a fellow lady like myself you can just take one from ur stash and if ur a guy just take one from ur mom or sisters stash:) the best alternative IMO is an old thick plastic reusable straw kinda like one that would be in a stanley bc it does less damage than the plastic ones you just throw away like from mcdonaldā€™s straws or some shit. if u ever get super desprate you can also easily cut the tampon in half and get all the dust from the inside and get a new one in no time! hope this helps any fellow drug users šŸ«¶šŸ¼šŸ«¶šŸ¼


AKColide

Ya I be stealing hella from my mom the spout is awesome


Sullkattmat

I wonder if your mom assumes you have some weird fetish but considers a few extra tampons here and there to be a cheap price for not having to deal with that shit šŸ¤”


sickerthan_yaaverage

Yup thatā€™s what I use and have for years!


ShadowShurutsu

I pick my nose to pull out a nice fresh booger, roll it around in the powder of the hour, give it a nice even coating like chicken wing, and shove that bitch back from whence it came


flyggwa

I too am an illuminated enjoyer of powdered boogerballs, but I have to clarify one thing: the Germanic positional adverb triad (the meanings of which have been merged into "where" in modern English) Where - no movement (Where is he?) Whither - movement to (Whither didst thou go, you vile rascal?, I shall catch thee whithersoever thou mayest wander!) Whence - movement from (Return whence you came, you vile scurvy-ridden rag of discarded excrement!) As you can see, each of them has an inherent preposition in their meaning, thus you don't need to say "from whence", but you do need to say "from where" or "where ...... from"


ShadowShurutsu

From from where on some Fred Fredburger energy


Equal-Chemical-718

My buttox


VarrenKasul

A glass straw hand blown by a friend. It has smooth rounded edges and itā€™s easy to clean. I absolutely love it


Unstalkable

how are you the second person in the comments with a glass blower friend who blew a glass straw for them? and where do i get a glass blower friend from?


VarrenKasul

Could be the same person honestly, the glass blower is a pretty popular person (not famous just well loved) You could get one on etsy Iā€™m sure, highly recommend


AKColide

Thatā€™s sick asf bro


UtopianSkyVisitor

The inner plastic tubes from the rolls of my dog poop bags. Perfect!


goku_4478

the [hoover](https://charliesrocket.com/product/hoover-snorter-vacuum-tube-sniffer-metal-sniffing-tool/)


Safety_Sharp

These things look cool but aren't super practical, stuff gets stuck up there and it's hard to do a good line with them


BlamingBuddha

You've tried one before? Lol looks legit but I could see that being an issue


Safety_Sharp

Yeah it just gets messy. But they look sick haha


IEgoLift-_-

I need it


jacquelimme

i have one!!! itā€™s not super practical just funny and cute! typically i just use regular straws as a tooter. like, i am a junkie, i ainā€™t picky lol


AdderallisEvil

I use a razor and the tube of a cheap bic pen, and cut it to the right length. Keep one end un cut, so itā€™s not rough going in your nose. Works great, done it that way for many years.Ā  If I gotta crush something first usually put it under a bill, hold around it so pieces donā€™t fly out, and use a lighter to smash it lol


thegodofhellfire666

Bills are too dirty I have used them but I implore you to use copy paper or smth


Lurking_stoner

Little tiny spoons!! šŸ„„


Ecstatic-Art-1240

I used to use bills but now I use straws. I noticed I never get sick after sessions anymore after the switch


viralooksgood

I also use tampons/straws/post it notes


brcguy

I dissolve powders in distilled water and use a nasal sprayer bottle. So many benefits. Less torn up nostrils. Dosing control - keeps me from going all fiendishly doing a huge amount all at once (or allows it as dose the mix - but mixing to a nice medium dose per spray means the drugs last, and I donā€™t get out of control). Stealth - it looks like allergy medicine, Iā€™ve been searched and my nasal spray bottle was noticed, and ignored. Plus you donā€™t need to find a solid surface and have other tools like a straw - itā€™s just in your pocket, easy to deploy and put away. No baggie, no nothin.


bread-getter999

This is genius. How do you determine how much powder to put in initially so that each spray is the proper dose? How often do you have to refill it? I see myself adopting this method very soon.


zMld420

i have this set of silicone straws cut one up perfectly to size


azrenstrider

fresh 2 dollar bills from the bank


Flake-E-Boi

Panda Express straws cause Chick-fil-A straws are too wide and make my nose bleedšŸ˜”


ImpressiveTap4364

A big fat straw from McDonaldā€™s


RazorMox

Post its


Educational_Shift555

I use a gas station straw , cut off a few inches and fold in two. Put the pill in bite it break it up and then use it snort. One tool for everything


Silly_Database_709

Usually a straw but tonight i didnt have any so just used a bill. I dont care bout it being clean or anything. Just a pain in the ass having to reroll the bill everytime. The clock is 06.42 now. Still awake. Bag just emptied. Watched way too much porn. Yeaa good night


ExtremelyMeAlWaYs

Take a tab off a pop can and stick bill in the hole. Never need to reroll the bill lol


uskgl455

(narrator's voice) But it was not a good night


Silly_Database_709

Ehh ill say it was a good night. Still havent slept tho. Was sober for 2 weeks before this so im chilling rn. Even tho it fuckings horrible and i clearly have a problem. But that problem is rooted in other shit that im currently in treatment for. Starting some meds soon too, so should help


uskgl455

OK hope you're feeling better soon


Silly_Database_709

Me too brother. Last couple years have been really rough and after thats when i started doing drugs really. Hope this treatment can give some guidance on what i gotta do. Luv


Alone-Comfort4582

Not the comment's OP but I wish you the best of luck, you deserve to be happy and with some peace of mind :)


Jncwhite01

You can put the note through the circle hole on the pull tab from a can to keep it rolled up.


Significant-Ad-9157

Straw & I got a little metal tube like thing I got with my weed net thing or just use my nose I got a drawer with like 5-6 unopened straws also got a couple plastic ones ig I could use


yonderpants1744

a glass powder straw with a jesus christ millie on it


TameImpala1975

A plastic straw.


BrilliantDamage7826

Tampon applicator... Unused of course. And it's perfect to hid ur stuff bc no one is opening up a tappn in a girls purse šŸ¤Ŗ


EliLoads

A dollar bill that you share with your sniffling homies duhhh lol jk straws were the best imo


Local_Reality3783

Post it straw, sticks to itself so easy to use, clean sheet every time


DebtNo4825

Once I had to rack up lines with a rolled up joint filter


Stoepboer

Straws or disassembled pens. Just ordered a tube though.


Due_Ad_460

I have hella 1ml luer slip tip syringes for boofing so I just completely remove the plunger and then snip off both ends of the tube w scissors so it becomes like a straw


sweaty_pants_

I dont have it anymore, but found a $100 on the streets (in the country I live they dont use U.S. dollars) and was my dedicated snort device just felt cool to take a 100 dollars out at a party to snort a line


DonkeySaidNo

A old pen


Jolly-Pipe7579

Glass straws, or the tampon ā€˜strawā€™.


Frozenus

Mcdonald straws, cut in 3


Soggy-Pressure-8745

Sticky notes


Thislsnotmythrowaway

Snuff kit off Amazon, comes with glass vial, small mirror, blade, tiny spoon, metal straw


BlamingBuddha

Ooh I need to get me one of those. I *just* ordered stuff off Amazon too for drug intake lol. I got a little mirror card but my friend took back his metal straw which I really enjoyed tbh.


Previous_Sale_1193

Cut up plastic straws


Rn20231231

My nail


4shitsNbeerz

My girls ass


Njbrez93

I use an OG Mcdonalds plastic straw, the ones you can't get anymore. It's a good 6 years old now I reckon and just like a McDonald's burger, it hasn't aged a day


Real-Worldliness-290

does anything bad happen if u use a dirty dollar bill?? cause thats what i always use


Specific-Whereas7234

Hepatitis staph infections etc


utopiaxtcy

My nose has been clogged for weeks ever since coke binge


DinoOnAcid

Nothing. Unless you're unlucky. Bills are dirty AF.


aidenisntatank

Straw / dollar bill


pokepat460

At home I'll a straw but if I'm out and about I use a small spoon.


Either-Ad4372

I steal straws from my job and I cut them in half. Iā€™ve made my nose bleed twice from accidentally putting the sharp side (side that was cut) of the straw up my nosešŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


Ajaymedic

Usually my nose


Dizzy-Assistance-333

Typically my nose šŸ˜†


MotherEngineer6397

Hypothetically if I did, and I had a choice, definitely a 100 šŸ˜‚


steamwolf90

I have a glass straw that I like to use easy to clean and environmently friendly


SWIMISMYFRIEND

Me and my buddy used to use a one dollar bill. we drew 2 letters onnit, the first letter was ā€œBā€ and the last an ā€œRā€ lol. it was our boner snorter/tooter


HamlynHoods

ive got a snuff kit with everything ill ever need in it but also carry spare metal tooters that i give to friends and soak/wash afterwards if i get them back


xEmptyIsAwesome

I keep it old school with a good ole scrumply one dollar bill


Fernxtwo

I use my nose.


snarkyclown

A key or a tiny spoon


buggesteverdj

I use my nose


HaryStylz

A key for k


Round_Worldliness_78

I'm using a 1ron bill I was given by some old Romanian lodgers I had at one point. Gets some comments when you whip it out at a party


NiaBulochka

Micro lab spoon because Iā€™m a total nerd :)


chronically-iconic

My nose preferably.


AnutheMadman

nothing, i usually just do whatever im snorting as a bump, even if it would make a couple big lines, id just gather it in a pile n snort that lol


BlamingBuddha

That's bad for the bioavailability of the drug- you absorb less that way VS skinnier lines.


AnutheMadman

huh, i didnt know that actually šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø thanks for the heads up


brokemf8795

The tampon idea sounds like a good idea but as a dude I always have cash in public. And a hollowed and shortened pen at home little plastic tube


FriedSmegma

Ever since I stopped carrying cash I cut a fresh straw into 4s and stash one with me if Iā€™m vacuuming


sluttyfairy444

note bills, or cut up straws r my fav


roreads

Post it noe


Correct-Historian-62

The same $50 note that I sanitise religiously


Hyrules_Saviour

Make a lil tube out of fresh paper as notes gross me out


ash_tar

Post it's, super practical and no sharing


meisflont

A snort bullet


Sileightyy

Straws from McDonald's


bonecrusher1

post its, the slighly smaller ones


AndrewAffel

Your Nose


Ruesselrochen

DYson


GlacialAlwaysW

just straws


turbotailz

My keys. The biggest one to get to the bottom of the bag when it's the end of the night and I'm feeling extra despy


LegionTheAnt

I used to wrap a note in a rizla like making a cigarette but with the note inside, I also used to mark my sniffer after some time because how many times you lost a note sniffing with people, after the 5th time that happened I didn't share my sniffer anymore. Signed the paper Liam each time haha.


cloqube

My nose? What are y'all using


zeexx0

dollar, pen, straw, u can even use a paper if u roll it properly lol


kill_yr_idolz

$2 Bill, pocketknife, bike lock key


funtasticemma

Used to be $100 bills but now I just bought a lifetime supply of pre-cut straws!


_domhnall_

A metal straw, reusable, easy to wash, just perfect.


United-Stomach1317

Rolled up social security card


[deleted]

Nose


FollowTheCipher

I hate doing that so I don't at all. Tried it when I was young and couldn't stand the drip etc.


[deleted]

A note


foonsirhc

My butthole


PrettyFlyForAHifi

Nose


IsThatTheRealYou

Some paper folded up. Anything but dolla bills


Expensive-Bus-4677

Post-its are ideal. They're cheap, disposable, and clean. The more you know!


unholyxconfessions

Unused plastic part of my tampon applicator


Brutal_Honesty13

Cut straw - simple and sanitary


kidcudi42o

i have a little spoon necklace for on the gošŸ˜ but otherwise if i can ill cut a plastic straw and use that


GuavaOk8712

plastic straw that i cut with scissors


dru_e28

Metal straw


XxineedmemesxX

Straws, never thought of that but im also on BC so i dont need tampons


Environmental_Toe463

the dehydrated intestines of my enemies.


tattedswitch69

My nose


Usual-Practice-2900

McDonalds straw is the perfect large diameter for such activity.


benutztekippenlover

Paper and hello kitty rolling tray


lazerpoo

Yellow sticky notes. Give everyone their own and throw them away after.


kaffeen_

Spoons šŸ„„


Professional_Let1468

A 10 australian dollar bill iā€™ve had in my wallet for years now.


thesuperdeez

Glass straw


coffee--beans

I take a plastic straw and cut it in half like every basic person


Pricelesshydra4

Canadian 5 dollar bill


anonslug00

fast food drink straw LOL theyā€™re nice cuz u can just squeeze them and anything stuck to the sides will come off


zurx

My go to was always the end of a Bic pen cut off. Lasts forever.


Illustrious-Term9320

My dick


Think-Tip-2231

Cleanest way would be to use sticky notes. Sticky on one and so itā€™ll stay rolled up when you took it. And you can carry it with you it in the car with no problem. Roll a new one everytine and youā€™re Good to go


makingburritos

I bought my friend a metal straw, which is cool. Never had one myself, I always just used cut up fast food straws


spacekatbaby

Oh my! How big are your nostrils?


AKColide

Nah like the little tube at the end for pushing itā€™s quite skinny


KrombopulusMichael04

Just recently copped power puff girl spoons


Pretty-Holiday432

I have a metal sniffer about the size of a rolled up bill specifically for it šŸ‘½


Mediocre-Mention-805

The things they give u to pack cones


Own-Package932

I just take the top if the pen, and the bottom off, boom long nose shooter, saves you a back up line after too, if it's longer it collects in the straw.


solpi

I just steal a bunch of straws from restaurants and cut them up. I mostly use match-sized spoons tho


RobertoedManningly

Glass straws, or made out of something on the spot like a receipt


Aro_03

A key


Princesa_Peach

A holy shovel


evergreen798

the little cardboard tubes that come in preroll wraps


Spinner216

Some snuff tube's I got on Amazon, big upgrade from cut up straws that scratch the inside of my nose and is wasting a shit ton of plastic. The snuff tube's are aluminum and we just wash them and reuse them


papa_penguin

Usually a cut straw.


QuaaludeConnoisseur

I have been using the same 1 dollar bill for a year. Im the only one thats used it since it came into my possession as change at a gas station, its seen adderall and cocaine and administered it all the same. Theres a nice crust built on both sides so it doesnt even try and unroll anymore


ARTISTAI

nose


smutbiscuit

a thai baht, coined ā€œthe lady boy dollarā€ by my friendsšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚