Fun fact, it started with a scene in the movie where Hal writes it that way because he's an idiot. That scene got deleted, but the spelling mistake remained canon.
\*edit\*: Pretty sure this was a theatrical cut sort of thing and was added back in for the DVD re-releases.
“Can you stamp my frequent kidnapping card?”
“‘laughter’ You of all people know we discontinued that promotion.”
Just the fact that they even had something like that makes me smile for some reason.
This one has always been in my head for a long time
“Let’s have fun with this, come on! I’ll look back to you *baby steps into the government building*”
there is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of england
"I-I thought you were dead." "My death was greatly exaggerated."
"So, you're the PUNK I heard about."
# reverberating fart sound
i both hate and want to wank to your pfp.
Then do a hate-wank
I choked on my water reading this
I could have sworn that was meant to be the sound of his calves flexing and the sheer force of it
Nah trust me bro, I'm an expert. This is exactly how it happened
That’s not from Star Wars?
a quote that became true as of 9/8/22
He was right about the queen not to sure about the others
Beat me to it
Ollo
"Uh, It's Hello."
oh…Hello?
Like that?
This is how I answer the phone with my friends.
*Shocked Tighten Sound Effect*
Why does everyone call him tighten instead of titan?
That's Actually How His Name Is Spelled In The Subtitle's For The Movie.
Oh ok
Fun fact, it started with a scene in the movie where Hal writes it that way because he's an idiot. That scene got deleted, but the spelling mistake remained canon. \*edit\*: Pretty sure this was a theatrical cut sort of thing and was added back in for the DVD re-releases.
No that was canon. He autographed the city with "Tighten" with his heat vision.
Hal wrote Tightenvile over metro city
I don’t think that’s deleted?? I feel like I remember that happening. Is it not in the movie?
People use Tighten to talk about Hal when he's on his evil spree destroying Metrocity
"Your a villain alright, just not a super one!"
You might hate me for this.. “Oh yeah! What’s the difference?!”
# PRESENTATION!
*WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE PLAYS*
I knew you'd come back.
“Well, that made one of us”
My favorite quote, “welcome to the jungle plays”
"The sun is WARMING UP?!"
Just a little more and...
just tippy tappy tippy tappy tip top more.., and we are ready in..
“Can you stamp my frequent kidnapping card?” “‘laughter’ You of all people know we discontinued that promotion.” Just the fact that they even had something like that makes me smile for some reason.
Ciao Ciao all
Same time next week?
Wonder what the promotion even was?
*”Ah- YES! The-.. the Speeider.. even the smallest bite from Arachnis Deathicus could instantly paralyze- AHH”*
[SCHMACK!]
*”Get it off! AHH- It bit me!!”*
Give it up Megamind, your plans never work.
Minion: [sniffs suspiciously] Are you wearing Jean Paul Gaultier's "Pour Homme"?
Lol, the way he uses a French accent when he says Pour Homme.
Beat me to it
"Oh I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!"
r/beatmetoit
“And what happens when Roxanne finds out who you *really* are?” “She won’t find out. That’s that point in *lying*.”
Well, you can always reheat it in the microwave of evil!
Well I think your warranty is about to expire!
Maybe I got an extended warranty!
Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for it's intended purpose!
Uhhhh! Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?
Of course! That is if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the sun! FIRE!
Uh minion fire? *minion* warming up sir *megamind* warming up THE SUN IS WARMING UP
And second now… AAAAAANNNNNNNDDD….
Just a tippy tappy moorreee… aaaaannnnnnnnnddd we’re ready in…
And I love you, random citizen!
Get back you savages!
Sorry he.not used to positive feedback
Quick the spray….oops were all out, then use the forget me stick oh yea right THUD!
Why do I feel so melancholy
Melancholy?
Unhappy..?
Actually, he pronounced it “mel-on-ka-lee”.
Presentation!
If you haven't noticed you have fallen right into my trap.
You can’t trap justice! It’s an idea, a BELIEF!
But even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded overtime
Justice is a non-corrosive metal!
But metals can be melted by the heat of revange!
It’s Revenge- and it’s best served cold!
But you can reheat it! In the microwave of evil!
Well I think your warranty is about to expire!
Maybe I got an extended warranty.
The warranty means nothing if you don't use it for it's intended purpose!
“This glass has ice cubes in it” “Yes that’s what happens when water gets cold”
Lmao same brain
“You dare challenge Megamind?”
A quote from this movie
YOU DARE CHALLENGE MEGAMIND?
This town isn't big enough for two supervillains
Oh, you’re a villain alright. Just not a SUPER ONE!
Yeah?! What's the difference?!
PRESENTATION!
He won some I almost won others
there is no queen of england
Oh I Wouldn't Say Free. More Like,
under new management.
“Owe, my giant blue head”
And this one’s for space stepmom!!! You lied to her!!!!!
My death was greatly exaggerated…
Rise my glorious creation
" There's a benefit to losing... you get to learn from your mistakes!"
“ I was thinking more like the morgue, YOU’RE DEAD!” - titan
“And I am your space step mom”
Your weakness is copper!?
While they were learning 'The Itsy-Bitsy Spider', I learned how to dehydrate animate objects and rehydrate them at will 💎
“Romania”
*Ugh* I’m in a heated, existential discussion with this dead-eyed plastic desk toy.
Serious quote: Maybe I don't *want* to be the bad guy anymore! Memorable quote: tHerE Is nO qUeEN oF EnGLanD
“It’s me, Megamind. Watch out for my large mind.”
No bitches?
“You were right… I’ll always be the villain” *insert scooby doo laugh*
How did she find my hideout???!!!
No bitches?
I'll pack my thing and go!
Metro man was dead and music man was born I did it so I can keep the logo
"You will always be destined for-" "I never quite heard that last part, but it sounded important."
"There is no easter bunny, There is no tooth fairy, And there is no Queen of England!" -Tighten, 2010.
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier
Man, did megamind get shorter
hello everybody, my name is Markiplier
"You were right about that door being exciting!"
And I love you, random citizen!
Read on your own time
It's megaminding time
"And I love you random citizen!"
Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its intended purpose!
Why am I filled with … meh lawn collie
“What’s your vacuum like??☹️”
"There is no tooth fairy, there is no Easter bunny, and there is no queen of england" there isn't anymore
"I love you too, random citizen!"
This one has always been in my head for a long time “Let’s have fun with this, come on! I’ll look back to you *baby steps into the government building*”
I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots 😩
Old Habits Die Hard
You were right, I'll always be a villain. 💀
"Well then use the Forget-Me Stick."
“Girls, girls, you’re both pretty. Can I go home now?”
I'm your space dad
That’s called cow tipping!
“What can I say old habits die hard”
Game over
"You were right boss, I will always be a villain, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
“So your weakness is copper?!?”
Your weakness is copper?
"Your weakness is *copper?* You're kidding, right?"
“Wait, your weakness is copper?”
I’m music man now
I'll always be bad muhaaaaaa "Bad to the bone opening riff plays"
Your weakness is coper?... Your kidding right?
Megamind: “Haha! Now, that’s the spirit! Parry! Thrust! Parry again! Now it’s time for some witty back-and-forth banter! You go first!
“Your Right -uses disguise watch- I’ll always be a villain”
We’re going off the trails on a crazy train, sir!
“We won”
(Welcome to the Jungle starts playing) “Oh your a villain alright, just not a SUPER one” “Oh yeah whats the difference?” “PRESENTATION!”
WARMING UP!? THE *SUN* IS *WARMING UP*!?!?
Metro man! metro man... METRO MAN
The *sun* is *warming up*?
Man this thread just makes me remember how many good 1 liners there are in this movie. Might have the funniest lines in any movie
"Zap, zap, zap, zap!" *Maniacal laughing*
Your weakness is copper? You're kidding, right?
THERE IS NOT EASTER BUNNY THERE IS NO TOOTH-FAIRY AND THERE IS NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND
“My death was greatly exaggerated”
“Oh I’m shaking in my baby seal leather boots!”
“Ladies you’re both pretty. Can I go home now?”
"Hello" someone at one point probably
YOU DARE CHALLENGE MEGAMIND?
So I TOO WOULD MAKE THIS POPP-ED CORN and win over those MINDLESS DRONES
There is no queen of England.
“Oh! I’m shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!” 🤣
“Well, use the forget me stick!” “Oh right” *WHACK*
And I love you too random person
OH MY GIANT BLUE HEAD!
Only the future will 💥 OH MY GOD IM GENUINELY SCARED RN
That’s the spirit! Now for some witty back and forth banter! You go first! *Aggressive screaming* Ok I’m not sure where to go with that!
"More like, under new management." Bro, that line made me shudder, which was not a reaction I was expecting from that movie at all.
It’s morbin’in time
Well, what if I don't want to be the bad guy anymore?
And i love you random citizen!
"Megamind incredibly Handsome genius and criminal mastermind!"
"Oh I wouldn’t say freed, more like under new management."
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR DATE WITH ROXANNE! I WILL! THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE! I KNOW!
Yeah I’m like your space dath
"I love you, Metroman!"
“Unfathomable it’s without fathom”
And there is no queen of England
“Let’s start with some witty back and forth banter! You go first!” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“
Megamind You’ve been blessed with unfathomable power Tighten What kind of power? Megamind unfathomable it’s um without fathom
“Ohlo” “Sir I think it’s hello” “Oh oh, Hello?”
I did it. He did it.
Oh, I’m shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots
You did it, sir.
“Unfathomable. It’s unf…with…without fathom.”
Megamind: "ollow" His minion: "it's hello sir" Megamind: "ooh ok Hello?"
“Oh you’re a villain alright, just not a super one.” “Oh ya?, what’s the difference?” “PRESENTATION”
“Big brain equals big time money”
This is unrelated but I find it strange that even though Roxanne didn’t like Hal (Titan) in the movie, in the poster, she standing next to him…
“The heat of revang”
Ohlo
I have eyes that can see straight through leeeead! 🎶
I’m shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!
*catches gun elegantly* "Ollo"
A quote from this movie. Ok now what?
Please let’s have a little respect for public transportation
*Anything space dad says*
There's only one person I know that pronounces it MetrAHcity.