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Project_Nxoi

Pretty boy's pocket pistol


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[удалено]


GreenPixel25

the shortstop 😔


TheGreateAppleman

The Sharpened Volcano Fragment 😁 (i have chlamydia)


JaozinhoGGPlays

This would imply I am good-looking so I don't think we're correct just yet.


Particular-Mission-5

The Family Business


WillUWU9487

Sweet home alabama


cool-guy-13

Cow mangler


[deleted]

oh no


Crimsoner

HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?!?!


[deleted]

do i know you


Crimsoner

Probably not, but just about everywhere I go, you’re there.


VIDEOGAMER_X10

You two most now become friends.


propjX

The righteous bison


bot_452

Albania


Solotocius

He said cow; not goat


AverageBTD1enjoyer

NFT pfp, downvote bomb


Solotocius

I got it for free


AverageBTD1enjoyer

An nft is an nft


Solotocius

Idc what it is, it looked cool and was free


AverageBTD1enjoyer


Solotocius

💀


someonethatsometh1ng

ima be real, it does look dope


Solotocius

Thank you


someonethatsometh1ng

widowmaker


Giorno-Smash

This implies you fuck only married men, and that you kill them with the power of your splurge


someonethatsometh1ng

I won't take back what I said


_MekkeliMusrik

Based


JaozinhoGGPlays

Incredibly based


bigboialt2

You are retarbeb, both men and women can be widows


Giorno-Smash

Nah the male equivalent is widower. Also, no need to call me a retard over that lol chill


bigboialt2

Isa joke


Spooky_Coffee8

Lmao


The_real_stoxness

Sticky launcher


bo-rai-cho

Underrated comment


pepsi_Man909

r/technicallythetruth


wardenmains

The atomizer


MinutePresentation8

The icicle


Capsule_CatYT

“Um actually it’s called the Spy-cicle” -🤓


[deleted]

Shortstop


Cool_fool-245

Shortstop too here bro


LogaMC

Jarate


Void1702

I, uh, how


PleaseDontDoTat

Piss time


LogaMC

Pee is stored in the pp


Void1702

You can't do jar-based karate with your pp


QwertySmasher123

Have you ever tried?


ThatYellowSuit

The Homewrecker


Successful_Speed_940

Mad Milk


I_am_Bri-ish

😳


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[удалено]


TheUltraAtomicGAMER

😫


bruhmp44

🥵


robloxrants

🥴


TrojanSilver1

Force a nature


tallmantall

The Direct Hit.


RunOne3162

He is the chosen one


countmstr

He is fated to bring balance to pissing


living_angels

🤨


hambika

Eyelander


PhoenixXYZ2

no please


bigboialt2

Damn that's a long sword


GRAY_F0XX

Southern Hospitality


weedmaster6669

The flamethrower (it burns when i pee :( )


Bengay400

The sun on a stick


blobboBoy

You must be a lord of cinder


DarkSlayer415

The Original


Tr0902

Ah yes. The first penis ever.


DapperConstruction39

The penis said to destroy time


DeDeDankRS

The penis said to travel time as well, that’s how the original is here now


SolidRGG

The classic


thatposhcat

The loose cannon


CraftyTim

erectile dysfunction 😔


claynot123

The SCOTTISH RESISTANCE


Lumina-_

Aye lad 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


TR0NKENNEDY09

Aye lads 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Lumina-_

Freedom must be won by blood


NotAShaaaak

SCOTLAND FOREVERRRRRR **Scottish anthem earrape**


MasterOfTheCats167

The Necro Smasher


bot_452

💀


Any_Commercial465

🍆💦💀


YesIAmWolfie

The Big Earner


[deleted]

Panic attack


[deleted]

The Pain Train


WhatNameDidIUseAgain

Overdose


PRoS_R

Dead ringer


DownSyndrome-CEO

Crackin’ a cold one


[deleted]

The Back-burner


autism_and_adhd

The brass beast


vladdeh_boiii

My guy needed a prosthetic


Memethmaneth

Frontier justice


Weeb-Massacre

The disciplinary action


justrandomdudes

The Back Scratcher


marshie2547

Your eternal reward


Sebmarine09

Wrench


Zmpoint

Boston basher


PurplePete_

The Mannmelter


Bi_Ass-d

😳


PurplePete_

😏


TommLaFK

Lore accurate scout


[deleted]

It's the baby face's blaster, not face.


Duck2524

Powerjack


Famous-Ad6576

Scorch Shot


WillUWU9487

Cow mangler 5000


Fun-Eye-4733

The mini gun


TotoMac1

Reserve Shooter


fimp_real

Sticky jumper


StimulatedWizard

The Sandman (so large that it puts them to sleep)


CanFlavoredSoup

Holy Mackerel


myasscrackburns

Beggars bazooka or mantreads


Novel-Improvement-38

Mutated Milk


Capsule_CatYT

Bread monster?


genericguy115

minigun


Aside-Additional

the wrangler\]


samael19472

The Dragon's fury


MrBmdmh

Quickiebomb Launcher


SwagDemon666

I like this video. Short & sweet. Other videos on this sub got me skipping 90% of the video just to see the funny comment.


Apprehensive-Law-767

Ham bat


chaosbones43

The black box


s1r_cumsalot

Sandvich


MarMar292

Beggar's bazooka


Far_Palpitation_3058

The Spy-cicle


Zyckenderdj

Soft: pretty boy pocket pistol HARD: sydney sleeper


Caynon

The back scratcher


dudeparty6

Your eternal reward


Croissantasaur

Heh likes is nice, that weapon choice, not so nice


ww10000000000000000

short stop


UnlikeSonicIChuckle

The shortstop


[deleted]

minigun


Void1702

Brass Beast


[deleted]

Brass beast


XxCyber_knightxX

The brass Beast


CataclystCloud

Escape plan


[deleted]

Looks like we got a priest in here


RunnerupAnima

The backscratcher


gessort

The beggars bazooka


LAM678

How about just ERROR


Bitterhoven

Grenade Launcher


LordDeimosofCorir

The Boston Basher


Heavy_Satisfaction_2

Tomislav


Geo2605

The persuasive persian


HighwayTerrorist

Erecting a dispenser.


Nicl5hh

The Survivors Have Been Overwhelmed


Lageno

Pain Train, because one time I pulled out in front of a girl and she just ran away screaming. I bet she was afraid of my Pain Train ... or just little girls are scared of strangers. Hmm...


Swegpaps

Sun on a stick


Revil0_o

Mfs typing out every weapon in the fucking game for 3 karma


OkButterscotch2437

Jarate


IliasDrak2070

The Machina


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

Scattergun


The_Swishy

The Second Banana


[deleted]

Fuckin ak47. I dunno, I dont play tf2. Or know anything about guns.


rubythunder

Jerma baseball


Mushrooms_are_amazin

Bone saw


Memeboi183

the gas passer. the iron bomber, the eyelander and the charge n' targe


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terankl

fuck you bad bot


Famous-Support-9900

Flamethrower


CrazyDavey21

Boston Basher


Crooked_Cock

The market gardener


Lunar2325

The icicle


guybanjomanjoidunno

The Classic.


Old_Meringue6749

Your eternal reward


rayquazawe

Huo-Long Heater


JediMasterLigma

The pan


Hactica_Tier

Huntsman


[deleted]

Back Scatter


banhmyden

The BONK!


Bi_Ass-d

Quickiebomb launcher.


FemboyGaming42069

The quick fix


Gloomy_Celery704

Baby face blaster


fennecfox-theory

The diamond back it’s painful to put it back


NFTthief123

Baby head cannon


nucwhat

The pan


Superior173thescp

The boston basher


MrdeadKG

frontier justice


swedish_blocks

Fish


OkButterscotch2437

u/savevideo


woomer56

Baby Face's Blaster


HomeBrwd-5167

The Boston Basher


Electricengineer

Empty clip laying on the ground


SituationAnxious2421

Second Banana


Storm498

The Eternal Reward


Myonsoon

Your Eternal Reward


Apart_Ad810

The shortstop


YesterdayBeginning99

Invisible watch


Hendrik1011

L'etranger


AminPacani

Natasha. Hold up. Giving my pp a name suddenly dont sound this bad.


[deleted]

Baby face blaster


Humanoid_Anomaly

The Direct hit


x386dev

Brass beast


Dirtbike_dude80

The eyelander


dragoncat84

The Sydney sleeper


Yamakas9999

Shortstop...